A group of us were in the ambulance, and Orangutan Zhou was still unconscious.
I looked at Brother Xu, and then at Chen Yang Xiaochao next to me, as well as Brother Ze who didn’t know whether he closed his eyes to rest or had slept to death, and our dear big lobster.
Found a very serious problem,
"You guys are all looking at my fucking balls."
There was silence all around, no one spoke,
As soon as I finished saying this, the people around me who had opened their eyes were still looking at me. This time, even the two nurses who had not looked at me just now turned their heads and started to look at me.
Of course, she is a male nurse, and my gender orientation is also very normal. Otherwise, I wouldn't complain.
I was a little helpless, and finally shook my head, thinking, forget it, you can just watch it if you want to, it's none of my business anyway, it was Zhou Orangutan himself who said that he would drink a thousand cups, and he never knew what it meant to be faint, and now he If this is the case, why don't you blame those two big lobsters who couldn't open their eyes and pretended to be dead and sleeping in the ambulance? What's the point of coming here and looking at me?
I didn’t really want to drink him and lie down. Moreover, I dare to swear that I was already deeply intimidated by his drinking capacity. I had no intention of drinking with him. I just wanted to have two drinks with him. Let’s chat for a while, and who would have known that he drank 7 or 8 bottles, and drank so fast and hard without even vomiting or going to the toilet, but now he drank two glasses of mine,
The most important thing is that he said that he would not be able to pour a thousand cups, but who would have thought that he would just pour them after two cups?
The most important thing is that he said that he never knew what dizziness was. Who would have known that he was not dizzy at all, but he just started frothing at the top of his lungs.
I was just thinking about Orangutan Zhou frothing at the white foam, and then Orangutan Zhou, who was lying on the hospital bed between us, suddenly moved.
I saw Orangutan Zhou bending his waist to the side, and then with a "wow" sound, he began to spit out turbid objects. There was everything, most of it was still water. Moreover, looking at Orangutan Zhou's "wow" posture, it was very strange. The tendency to vomit out one's own stomach and refuse to give up,
This time the two nurses were also anxious, "Come here, come here, help me."
The two nurses shouted to us vigorously and anxiously, "Let us help, let us help."
On the other side, they didn't make it clear what kind of help they needed from us, so the people in the car were all in a hurry, and no one could really help. They were all unhelpful.
Fortunately, Orangutan Zhou vomited for a while, stopped vomiting, and then lay down again.
The two nurses watched him lie down without saying anything. They tied the needle in his hand again, and the infusion was still on it.
I looked at the male nurse's action of injecting the needle into Zhou Orangutan, as well as his fierce facial expression. I looked at Zhou Orangutan with a little fear. I looked at the painful movements, but in Zhou Orangutan's opinion, it was nothing serious. Moreover, His face remained unchanged, his heart did not beat,
I put my hand in front of the orangutan's nose,
The most important thing is breathing,
At this time, the nurse who was stabbing the orangutan vigorously patted my hand and said, "Take your hand away."
I looked at the nurse and didn't understand why, then I took my hand away.
After taking it away, I looked at the nurse and saw that he put his hand on Zhou Orangutan's mouth and sealed it, and then put his other hand on Zhou Orangutan's nose, and gradually, slowly began to seal it. Living in the nostrils of orangutans,
After blocking it for a few seconds, it was loosened again, then blocked again, and then loosened again, which made us all very confused. Even Brother Xu and the others started to stop looking at me, and started looking at the nurse, not knowing where he was. So what are you playing for? It’s so enjoyable to play, so engrossed in playing, that you actually ignore the existence of others.
He played for a while. The nurse next to him probably couldn't stand it anymore. The nurse next to him coughed twice.
Then the nurse glanced at the one next to him, then removed his hand from Zhou Orangutan's face, and then sat back,
In fact, I always thought that the nurse stabbed the orangutan so harshly and helped the sleeping orangutan perform suffocation exercises in order to save him.
It turns out that my idea has always been naive and wrong,
Why? Because when I was puzzled, Xiao Chao next to me touched me gently,
I turned around and found Xiao Chao looking at me again. I also glanced at him. The meaning was very clear. What do you mean? What are you going to do?
Xiao Chao just rolled his eyes downward, and then turned his head away.
I didn't understand at first, so I ignored him.
Who knows, I just turned my head away from him and he touched me again,
This time, I looked in his direction seriously,
I still didn't find anything, but this time I used my brain. I looked at my shoelaces, and then quietly stepped on my right foot with my left foot.
After I stepped on it, I smiled sheepishly at the people around me, then squatted down, thinking about tying my shoelaces, and taking a look at what Xiao Chao kept pointing my eyes at."
I lay down and saw the truth of the matter clearly.
I really understand why this male nurse was so cruel to Zhazhou Orangutan, and even performed suffocation exercises on him. If it were me, I would just give him a click, and I couldn't tell.
I looked down and saw that for some reason, this male nurse only had a white coat on top, and underneath was a pair of turtle leather shoes that should have been very bright, and then gray trousers, which should be very clean. kind of,
But now, the trouser legs underneath, together with the pair of leather shoes that should have been brand new, black and shiny, are covered with turbid substances, and they are yellow and unsightly. On the trouser legs, there is also a piece of orangutan food that was eaten at noon. Inside, the shredded carrots that were spat out before they could be digested were rotten and stuck on the nurse's trouser legs.
I thought about it, and the dish with carrots for lunch should be fish-flavored shredded pork.
I looked at it and suddenly felt a little nauseous, so I quickly fiddled with my shoelaces a few times, sat up, and looked at the male nurse opposite me, who was still smiling, and started to do it to our orangutan again. choking exercise,
It's probably that Brother Xu just couldn't stand it anymore. "Doctor, what are you doing?"
The doctor looked at Brother Xu and said, "Artificial compression to exhaust the air and breathe."
"Oh, what does that mean."
"You don't understand even after I tell you. To prevent this person from going into shock, we must ensure that his breathing is smooth."
"Then put your hand on his nose and let him breathe."
The nurse shook her head and looked at Brother Xu, "You won't understand."
"Doctor, it seems that the needle was inserted in the wrong position. It should have penetrated the blood vessel. Now my hand is starting to become swollen."
The doctor raised his head, glanced at Orangutan Zhou's hand leisurely, then frowned, and then pulled out the needle from the back of Orangutan Zhou's hand, and when he pulled it out, he also brought a little bit of it with him. bloodshot,
It scared a few of us. You looked at me and I looked at you. In the end, everyone remained silent.
Then I watched the doctor insert the needle into Zhou Orangutan all at once, then swung it around for a few times, then clapped his hands and said, "This is going to work."
Chen Yang glanced at the nurse and said, "Doctor, his hands are swollen like this now, is it OK?"
The doctor nodded, "It's okay, you don't understand a lot of professional knowledge, just watch." After saying that, he started to perform suffocation exercises on Zhou Orangutan again, oh, no, it was from his mouth, artificial squeezing and exhaust breathing."
I glanced at the nurse a few times, and then looked at Orangutan Zhou in our car. I saw that he was still lying there peacefully.
The nurse was also very direct, and her attacks were still so quick and ruthless.
I'm a little scared. What if he really played Zhou Orangutan to death? What should I do? Is this doctor a psychopath? What's the big deal? As for it, didn't Zhou Orangutan spit some turbid things on you? As for Are you so ruthless? You play with people so much that even a living person can be played to death by you. If you don't work as a spy for the Kuomintang or an executioner for the Japanese, it's a pity for your great talent.
At this time, the relatively normal nurse next to him said, "Xiao Li'er."
The nurse named Xiao Li'er turned to look at the man, "What's wrong?" Although he said, the movements of his hands still did not stop.
The man smiled and said, "Are you going to see Liu Ai later?"
Xiao Lier, the nurse, suddenly stopped talking.
I was stunned for a moment and glanced at the nurse who was talking. The Liu Ai he mentioned must be a woman or a man. He didn’t have a name.
I asked why it was so popular. It had been going on for a long time. I guess it was because they had worked hard to dress up for a long time. They were thinking about going to meet their girlfriend or the lover of their dreams. As a result, they took on a temporary task. If you can't say it, then it won't work either, so I decided to do it. Coming,
In fact, there was nothing wrong with it, but classmate Zhou Orangutan took his trouser legs and connected them to the brand new black leather shoes with the crocodile logo pattern on them. He vomited as if he had just stepped into a cesspit, and the white socks were also full of It's the trace of covering up yellow. No one can stand it.
Then I looked at this person named Xiao Lier,
I found that after listening to what his buddy said, his face suddenly turned pale. Moreover, this change was very obvious. Not only did I see it, but Brother Xu and the others also saw it. We touched each other, and then we all looked at each other. Towards that little Li'er,
This little Li'er didn't say a word, he just kept moving his hands.
It used to be intermittent artificial squeezing and exhaust breathing. Now, ever since that buddy asked this question, one of his hands has been blocking the mouth of our Orangutan Zhou, and the other is blocking the nostrils of the Orangutan Zhou. Moreover, He didn't say a word, his face was livid and dark, and his body was shaking slightly. I don't know if he was angry."
At this moment, "Woo, woo." Everyone heard the sound, and then everyone looked at the nurse named Xiao Li'er.
The reason is very simple, because he almost choked Zhou Orangutan to death, and human life was at stake.
Then the nurse pushed his hand away and said, "What are you doing? Take it easy." Her tone and voice were full of reproach.
This little Li'er clapped his hands and looked at us, "It's okay, I just want to see if he can still breathe."
We looked at each other, but no one dared to speak.
At this moment, Zhou orangutan sat up immediately, and then grabbed Xiao Lier's white coat. Then we heard a "tearing" sound. His coat did not have a zipper. It was pulled open, and what was revealed in front of us was a gray suit with a black lace tie on top.
Our Zhou Orangutan pulled away his white coat with one hand, and held the little Li'er's arm with the other hand. Then, he half-sited up, opened his mouth, and pointed at the brand-new, gray suit, take-out He said "Wow" to the tie and spit it out.
At this moment, everyone in the car suddenly became silent, and no one spoke.
The other nurse, with her hands still in the air and her mouth open, stopped talking.
The one named Xiao Li'er didn't hide either. He let Zhou Orangutan grab his brand new suit, hugged his waist, and vomited upwards.
The rest of us dare not move even more.
Because when I looked at that little Li'er's eyes, they were no longer simple and full of blood. That look was just like the fierce expression in the movie when someone is about to kill someone.
After Zhou Orangutan finished vomiting, he lay down on the hospital bed again.
Little Li'er looked at Zhou Orangutan lying down, and calmly wiped his brand new suit with his hands, and then wiped his hands with his white coat. I felt sick just looking at it.
Then, Xiao Li'er smiled. When he smiled, everyone in the car heard the "click, click" sound from his teeth. Everyone in the car looked at him and smiled, his smile was so eerie. ,
I suddenly felt like watching a horror movie,
Brother Xu quickly asked Xiao Li'er, "Doctor, are you okay? Quickly wipe, wipe." In fact, everyone understands that it is not a matter of wiping, but a matter of whether the washing can be carried out.
Xiao Lier smiled coolly and said, "It's okay, it's okay." Then he said to us, "This patient, I understand, I understand."
After finishing speaking, Xiao Li'er patted Zhou Orangutan's face and said, "Hey, buddy, do you feel better?"
Orangutan Zhou stopped talking again,
"Speak quickly, do you have any other requests or what else do you want to do?"
We always thought that Orangutan Zhou would never speak again, but who knew, at this time, Orangutan Zhou actually spoke. Orangutan Zhou stretched out his hand and wiped his mouth, and then hummed: "Come on, come on, three more bottles, the next one" "
We were completely helpless. We looked at Zhou Orangutan on the hospital bed, and then looked sympathetically at the nurse Xiao Lier opposite.
Even the nurse who was with Xiao Li'er consciously moved a few steps to the side. I don't know if she thought Xiao Li'er was dirty or because the smell on his body was disgusting.
Xiao Lier suddenly stood up, then continued to wipe his hands with his white coat, and then smiled at us, "The patient's condition is very critical. It seems that he needs to perform cardiac arrest and compression breathing." .”
After finishing speaking, Xiao Lier pulled out Zhou Orangutan's infusion tube from his hand. When pulling it out, he did not forget to smile at us, "It's okay, it's okay." Then he glanced at the needle on the needle. Blood: "This blood is normal. It's hard to find his blood vessels. I'll search for him again." After saying that, he reached out and pricked Zhou Orangutan's hand again.
At this extremely urgent moment, the ambulance suddenly stopped. Little Li'er couldn't stand still and sat down again.
Then, the door at the back of the ambulance opened instantly, and a doctor who looked older came over, "Come on, come on, boys, come and help, carry him to the emergency room."
Brother Xu was the first to react. He stood up immediately and patted me on the shoulder. "Hurry, hurry, come and help."
"Okay, okay." After saying that, we all reacted. Except for Brother Ze and Big Lobster who were sleeping, the four of us moved, and none of us dared to use Xiao Li'er to lift the bed. Very quickly, Zhou Orangutan was lifted out of the ambulance.
Then we followed the doctor who was guiding us and quickly ran into the emergency room of the hospital. When we arrived at the entrance of the emergency room, as soon as we put the stretcher down, the doctor kicked us out.
After being kicked out, we saw Brother Ze and Big Lobster, and they walked towards us in confusion.
The big lobster came to our side. "How is he?"
I glanced at the big lobster and said, "It should be safe now."
"Why."
Brother Xu wiped his forehead and said, "Damn, this weather is making me sweat."
"What do you mean? Isn't it normal to sweat in this weather?"
Brother Xu sighed, "That little Li'er just now was cruel enough."
Chen Yang shook his head again, "The cruelest one is not Xiao Li'er."
"Who is that."
"Zhou Orangutan." I followed,
"Yes, I agree."
"Why, why?" Brother Ze became more energetic now, "Let me tell you first, why."
I glanced at Brother Ze and told him what happened in the car.
After finishing speaking, Brother Ze touched his head, "According to what you said, I estimate that he must have made an appointment with the girl today, or he cannot dress up so well. Maybe it is the first time he wears those clothes. Well, I still don’t know how much it will cost, this Zhou Orangutan is really hard to say.”
Big Lobster smiled and said, "Then if you let people play with Orangutan Zhou like this along the way, you won't be afraid of playing Orangutan Zhou to death."
Xiao Chao followed up by saying, "Do we still dare to speak? You have never seen the scene at that time. That is, people don't have a scalpel in their hands. If things go wrong, they have to find a reason to disembowel Zhou Orangutan." "
"Well, I guess it's about the same." After finishing speaking, Brother Xu smiled, then took out the phone and looked at the time, "Oh my god, class is on."
"True or false."
"Well, really, after drinking for a while, the time will be almost up, and it must be almost the same now."
I looked at Brother Xu and said, "What should we do?"
"What can I do? Of course I call Brother Zhen to ask for leave."
I glanced at Brother Xu, "Then just wait to be scolded."
"We are doing good deeds. When a classmate is in trouble or suffering from alcohol poisoning, we send him to the hospital. What's wrong with delaying class? Don't they all say that classmates should help each other?"
Chen Yang smiled and said, "That's right, that's right, just give it to Brother Zhen, and what we say is the truth."
"He doesn't care whether you are telling the truth or not, it just depends on whether he is willing to care."
"Well, originally, the teacher knows everything. It just depends on whether he is willing to take care of you or not."
I looked at them and said, "Then I'll give Brother Zhen a beating."
"Well, let's fight. Please take half a day off. My brothers won't be going. Let's find a place to play and have a happy time."
"What about the orangutan that week?"
"Anyway, he won't wake up for a while. If he wakes up, he will make a call. It will be fine."
"Besides, he invited us to dinner, and they saved his life in the car just now."
I nodded, "Well, this is the truth, or he has to let that nurse play to death." After saying that, I took out the phone, found Brother Zhen's number, smiled and called it, and within a few seconds , the call came through, "Wang Yue."
"Hello, Teacher Zhen."
"Well, well, why are you calling me? Isn't there a class now?"
"That's what I'm talking about."
"I don't want to come again."
"No, teacher, we have something to do."
"Pull you down." Brother Zhen smiled over the phone. "I don't know how smart you are. You have been severely punished recently. You two, please be careful and don't cause anything to happen. Don't mess around."
"Well, good teacher, we really have a legitimate reason."
Brother Zhen smiled and said, "You actually said it was a valid reason. It's only for half a day. Come back to class tomorrow. One thing, you must not get me into trouble. Did you hear me?"
"Don't worry, teacher, but we really have legitimate reasons. I emphasized it more than once."
When Brother Zhen heard this, he said, "Hey, that's a valid reason. Let me hear what valid reasons you have."
"One of our buddies drank too much and vomited. We all knew he must have been suffering from alcohol poisoning, so we sent him to the hospital, so it was too late."
"That means you drank too much, Chen Yang or Hui Xu."
"No, we don't have to make it up."
"Oh, you are students. Smoking and drinking are prohibited in school. You drank too much and you still said it was legal. Tell me, who drank too much and ended up in the hospital this time."
I sighed, "Teacher, I swear, everything I said is true."
Brother Zhen smiled and said, "Well, okay, okay, tell me who has been admitted to the hospital, and I will listen to you make up who you are."
"The orangutans are getting along better."
"Who called that."
"He's the new one in our class."
"Just kidding, just..."
"It's true."
"My name is Zhou Zhou."
"Well, it's him. He drank too much and is currently being treated in the emergency room."
"Have you made up enough?"
I was a little helpless, "Brother Zhen, I'm fucking lying to you. I swear, it's true. Zhou Orangutan, the new Zhou Zhou in our class, insisted on inviting us to drink at noon. As a result, he is now in the hospital and unconscious." Human world."
"Fuck you." Brother Zhen's voice suddenly became louder, and he also said something. "What you said is true or false, Wang Yue. I can tell you clearly that this issue is very important."
I was frightened by Brother Zhen's sudden move. "I said Brother Zhen, what's wrong? Why are you reacting so fiercely?"
"Stop talking nonsense, where are you now?"
"Where's the hospital?"
"What about Zhou Zhou?"
"That artist really gave first aid."
"What a fool!" Then Brother Zhen hung up the phone immediately.
I watched Brother Zhen hang up the phone and looked at Brother Xu and the others in confusion, "Brother Zhen seems to be anxious."
"True or false."
"Really." Then I told Brother Xu and the others what happened just now. "I just want to prove to him that we really have a real and legitimate reason this time. Am I wrong?"
Brother Xu shook his head, "No."
Chen Yang sighed again, "Then why did he react so violently?"
"Then who knows." I spread my hands and said, "What's going on with the brothers?"
"Let's go play first. I won't go in the afternoon. Anyway, I told him to come over and see the orangutans in the evening."
"It's decided."
"Well, just do as Brother Xu said."
"Okay, brothers, let's go, let's go to CS."
A group of people actually left the hospital, and no one cared about Brother Zhen who was about to come, and that very worrying artist, Zhou Orangutan.
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