I walked to the door of the class and took a hard look inside. Brother Xu and the others were sitting very peacefully on their seats, listening to the class again, and every one of them was smiling.
I don’t know why, but I always feel like the calm before the storm. I wiped my forehead, and I don’t know when I started to sweat.
They are so abnormal,
Then, I looked in through the small gap at the door, and happened to meet Brother Xu's eyes.
I found Brother Xu smiling at me,
I'm a little confused,
I took out my phone and sent a group message to Brother Xu, Chen Yang, Xiao Chao, and Brother Ze. "Brothers, I was wrong, please forgive me." Then he found the name of Big Lobster, and also sent a message: "What the fuck?" If you dare to stir up trouble, I will cook you."
After sending the message, I waited for them to reply.
Sure enough, Brother Xu was the only one who responded to the message, "Brother Xiaoliu, come back first, and we will discuss these matters carefully."
I was stunned for a moment, and then immediately replied, "I said I'm not going back."
"Okay, then you never come back."
I thought for a while, "Okay, let's negotiate the terms."
"No conditions."
"What do you mean?"
"My brothers' only idea now is to break you up."
"If you have something to say, please tell me, don't you?"
"no."
At this moment, the cute voice of our Zhou Orangutan rang out again, "Brother Xiaoliu."
I turned around and said, "Why are you late?"
"I slept so comfortably last night, but I'm late today."
I said "oh",
"Why don't you go in? Could it be that the teacher doesn't let you in either?"
I shook my head, "It's not that the teacher didn't let me in, it's that I didn't dare to enter."
"Why."
"I'm afraid that if I go in, some people will kill me. There are no other reasons."
Zhou Orangutan touched his sexy stubble, then smiled and said, "What do you mean I want to kill you? What did you do again?"
I shook my head, "I didn't do anything. I just used their money to buy some breakfast."
"Brother Xu and the others."
I nodded, "Yeah, that's right."
"That's impossible, that's definitely not possible."
"What I said is true. There is nothing wrong with it."
Zhou Orangutan thought for a while, "That shouldn't be me. According to my understanding, Brother Xu and the others are not that kind of people."
"What do you know? Forget it, don't say anything anymore."
"By the way, Brother Xiaoliu."
"What's wrong."
"Shen Ping negotiated with the principal yesterday."
I was stunned for a moment, "What's the point of negotiating?"
"It's what I told you yesterday." Zhou Orangutan smiled, "It's all agreed upon."
I was a little confused. "What did you say?"
"What kind of memory do you have? It means that all your punishments have been erased."
I became energetic now. I looked at Zhou Orangutan and said, "What you said is true."
Zhou orangutan nodded, "Class is over, you can just go to the Political and Education Office. There is a new physical education teacher, I forgot his name. I went to him and he took care of it. He is quite dark and tall. He is a Physical education teacher, do you know who he is? I forgot his name."
"Fuck it, no."
"What's wrong."
"Let me find the Howling Dog."
Zhou Orangutan said "Yes", "It seems that he also has a niece in our class."
"Qiao Goulu."
"Which one, why don't I know."
"You've only been here a few days, how would you know."
"Isn't that the girl in the third row on the right? Her hair is quite long and white. She always wears revealing clothes. She always wears high heels."
I nodded, "I have to add one more."
"What."
"The one who is very coquettish and slutty."
Zhou Orangutan touched his head and said, "Why didn't I notice it?"
"What do you know? You've only been here a few days."
Zhou Orangutan said "Oh" and continued, "I like her."
As soon as I heard "Oh my God."
The frightened Orangutan Zhou took two steps back and looked at me with a surprised look in his eyes, "Why are you so excited?"
I quickly gave Zhou Orangutan a hand and said, "I'm telling you, you have to think about this matter carefully."
"What are you thinking about? You don't have to think about it. I, Zhou Zhou, say one is one and two is two."
"Well, this girl is not very good."
"Why is it bad?"
"Well, she has a nickname."
"Who doesn't have a nickname? You still call me Xingxing, they still call you Liuliu, and I still call you Brother Xiaoliu."
I shook my head, "That's not what I meant."
"Then what do you want to say."
"You said you like her, can I say it directly?"
Zhou Orangutan patted me on the shoulder, "Well, don't worry, just say whatever you want, my mental endurance is very good."
I smiled and said, "In that case, I will say it."
"Well, tell me."
"School Chicken."
"oh."
Then less than 2 seconds later, Zhou Orangutan yelled "Ah", "What did you say?" The voice was much louder than when we were talking just now.
I quickly pulled his arm and said, "You're crazy, you're so loud."
Then I turned around and saw the office door in the corner opened.
Then, Brother Zhen came out, holding a cup, and glanced at us. Then he was stunned, shook his head, and went back.
The door of our class also opened. The English teacher stood at the door and looked at the two of us, "What are you doing?"
I quickly smiled and said, "Teacher, it's okay, it's okay."
"I'm going to have a class inside. You two are shouting here and there at the door. What are you doing? You don't know what class is going on?"
"I know, I know," I quickly explained, "It's just because I knew there was a class and the two of us were a few minutes late and didn't want to disturb the teacher, so we didn't go in."
"Then you two just stay at the door and pay attention to the impact. If you don't learn, there are still people who can learn. Don't influence others at every turn."
I nodded, "I understand, teacher." Then I glanced at Zhou Orangutan. He must have wanted to say something.
I was afraid that he would say something I shouldn't have said, so I grabbed Zhou Orangutan's arm very smartly, then pulled him hard and winked at him.
Fortunately, we orangutans gave me enough face and didn’t say a word.
Then, the door closed with a "bang" sound, not letting the two of us in.
"Why don't you let us in?"
"We are late, we are late, this is the rule."
"No, I have to go in."
"You can come in if you want." After saying that, I sat down on the ground and leaned against the wall behind me. I took out my phone and checked the time. I closed my eyes to rest. It was only a few minutes anyway.
Zhou Orangutan looked at me and then sat down, "Brother Xiao Liu, please don't tease me. I saw how reserved and ladylike that little girl is. How could she be a school hen?"
"You don't believe it."
Zhou orangutan smiled sheepishly, "Actually, I know Brother Xiaoliu won't lie to me, but I really don't believe it. Why do you think so?"
I thought for a moment, "Wait a minute."
Then I turned out the phone book and found Qiao Goulu's phone number. I turned to look at Zhou Orangutan and said, "This phone number belongs to her. Send her a text message and do as I say."
"What are you doing?"
"Why don't you do it? I'll give you an argument."
"Is it so complicated to use? How can I prove this?"
I smiled and said, "It's very simple. Just send a sentence."
"What are you posting?"
"Shen Ping is my mother. Let's have a meal and watch a movie together at noon. Would you like to go?"
Zhou Orangang was stunned for a moment, and the mobile phone he was holding in his hand also stopped. I took a look, and it turned out that it was a new phone. Zhou Orangang looked at me in shock, "Why did you ask me to send these."
"You will understand after I send it out."
"I like her. What does it have to do with Shen Ping? It's not that Shen Ping likes her."
"Just send it."
"Then why not send Zhou Guofa? At least Zhou Guofa is still a man."
When I heard this, I couldn't hold it back and burst out laughing.
"What are you laughing at?"
I shook my head, "Nothing, just post it."
"Well, that's good, I believe Brother Xiaoliu."
"Well, you're right to believe me."
"Who should sign it?"
"Of course you write about yourself."
Zhou Orangutan said "Oh" and then sent the text message.
After I finished sending it, Zhou Orang looked at me and said, "Can you do it?"
"It works."
"Is it really possible?" Zhou Orangutan asked,
As soon as he finished speaking, Zhou Orangutan’s new mobile phone rang.
Zhou Orangutan read the message, and I stopped by to take a look. Qiao Goulu did not live up to everyone's expectations for him. His answer to Zhou Orangutan was simply "boil mutton, rainbow single package."
Shabu-boiled mutton is naturally something to eat.
Rainbow Hao Bao is the highest-end box in our cinema. Rainbow is the name of the cinema. Hao Bao is the highest-end box in it.
I've been there twice, but it's a bit expensive.
It's really nice inside,
After Zhou orangutan read the text message, he nodded and answered the question he just asked, "It really can be done."
Then I saw Zhou Orangutan switch the font "OK" and send the word "OK". After sending it, I immediately received a message "ok", but this ok was in lower case, while Zhou Orangutan's one was in uppercase.
Zhou Orangutan put the phone inside his clothes and looked at me, "It's done."
I nodded, and then suddenly remembered something more important. Then I took out two condoms that had been packed for more than half a month from my pants pocket, reached out and grabbed Zhou Orangutan's arm, and then stuffed the condoms in In his hand, "No need to thank me."
Zhou orangutan was stunned for a moment and looked at the condom I stuffed him with, "Why should I take him with me?"
"You can use it at noon."
"Isn't it lunch and watching a movie?"
I sighed, "You have no other ideas."
Zhou Orangutan shook his head, "Really not, love naturally has to be done step by step to have a solid foundation, right?"
"Well, well, yes."
"Then these are for you."
"Just pretend, it will come in handy."
"I'm so embarrassed to pretend that others can see me. What have I become?"
"If you don't pretend, you will still have to buy it when the time comes, which will be too troublesome."
"That's it for you."
I nodded, "One hundred percent sure."
"Okay, I'll pretend for now. If I don't need it this afternoon, I will tell you."
"Well, okay, if you don't need these two today, I will change my name in the future to be the same as yours. My surname is Wang and my name is Wang Xingxing."
"Okay, then it's settled."
"Well, no problem," I sighed. "The premise is that you have to use it, and you will have a chance to use it when the time comes. If you have a chance to use it, you can still pretend to be aloof. No, if you change your name just to let me change it, it's not worth it."
Zhou Orangutan patted me on the shoulder and said, "You really think there's something wrong with my brain."
"No, I'm just reminding you."
"I'm not a fool."
The two of us laughed, and then the bell rang for the end of class. After it rang, Zhou Orangutan and I got up from the ground and patted ourselves. Then the teacher opened the door and looked at the two of us with contempt. Then walked away,
Then the front door and the back door opened at the same time,
A bunch of familiar faces came out,
The first one was the big lobster who cared about eating but not playing. "Damn it, Xiao Biliu, you dare to take all the breakfast and waste it with your brothers' money. I really can't bear it anymore." Then the big lobster continued. The lobster took it seriously and rushed towards me,
I glanced at Zhou Zhou, "Are we brothers?"
Zhou Orangutan nodded, "Of course."
"Peel him for me."
"oh"
Then, before I could take action, Zhou Orangutan took over, hugged the big lobster's neck, and then stirred with his feet, causing the big lobster to fall to the ground.
He rushed up after me and immediately sat on the big lobster. He slit the neck, pinched the inner thighs, stabbed the kidneys, and the big lobster was howling and screaming.
Within two seconds, Brother Ze and Brother Xu also rushed over. Zhou Orangutan bravely stood on the same front as me.
The final result is also obvious,
Three people were lying on the ground,
Me, Orangutan Zhou, and Big Lobster,
My whole body hurts,
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