The meal we went through during the break, in other words, the meal we endured, was not worth it.
Fortunately, there was a big lobster on his back, because from the beginning of the quarrel, Zhou Orangutan and I pounced on the big lobster. Later, when Brother Xu and the others rushed up, Zhou Orangutan did not look back after my instructions, and still held down the big lobster for a meal. beat to death,
The two of us were hit once, and the big lobster would be hit twice, and it would definitely be severe. The big lobster got up and tried to run away several times, but we pulled it back.
so,
After a lot of tossing, in the end Zhou Orangutan and I were let go after we begged for mercy and made promises.
The three of us were lying on the ground again. After the two of us made our promises, they helped us up.
He also patted the dirt on his body,
The big lobster groaned on the ground for a long time, but no one paid attention to him.
Finally, Big Lobster saw that no one was helping him, so he slowly leaned up and looked at Brother Xu and the others, "Are you still human?"
Everyone smiled and no one paid him any attention.
Then, Brother Xu and the others patted the dirt on Zhou Orangutan and I, drove the two of us down the corridor, and asked us to buy breakfast for them.
Zhou Orangutan and I were walking to the supermarket, and Zhou Orangutan looked at me hard and said nothing.
I felt a little embarrassed. "Brother Orangutan, what's wrong? You keep looking at me."
Orangutan Zhou snorted, "You're hurting me."
"How did I hurt you?"
"I was beaten so hard by them that my waist still hurts. There were so many people watching just now, including Qiao Goulu. It's so embarrassing for the two of us to be treated like this."
"It's okay. You'll be fine once you get used to it. It's always like this when there's trouble."
"But that's not what I'm talking about."
"What is that."
Zhou Orangutan looked at me and said, "I was wronged."
"What’s wrong with you."
"Brother Xiaoliu, you are not kind."
"Why am I not being kind?"
"You told me to pack the big lobster, and I helped you. Who knew he had so many helpers?"
I smiled sheepishly, "I thought you knew."
"Also, why do you need us to buy breakfast for them?"
I looked at Zhou Orangutan and said, "This is what it should be."
"Why."
"In the morning I used their money to buy breakfast, but I didn't buy it for them or let them eat it."
"If you don't buy it for them, won't they be able to eat it?"
I shook my head, "I bought all the breakfast, so they didn't eat it."
"Idiot," Zhou Orangutan continued, "You can still buy them all, no matter how much you buy."
"More than forty fires and more than twenty cups of soy milk."
"Why did you buy so much?"
"Xiyu wants it."
After listening to what I said, Orangutan Zhou suddenly stopped leaving.
I was stunned for a moment, then turned around and pulled him, "Let's go."
"Brother Xiaoliu, just cheat me."
I shook my head, "No, how could I cheat you?"
"If you had told me that just now, I wouldn't have helped you. I said why are these people so ruthless? You have done such an immoral thing after being in trouble for a long time, but you have to be ruthless."
I smiled and said, "Let's go, let's go, go to the supermarket to buy breakfast for them."
"It's better now. It's changed from sesame seed cakes and soy milk to hamburger, cola and ham sausage. How much money will it cost this time?"
"Items in supermarkets are already expensive."
“And it’s still 5 servings.”
"Why 5 servings."
"Chenyang Xiaochao, Huixu Big Lobster, and Brother Ze."
"Just buy 4 copies."
Zhou Orangutan smiled and said, "That means there are no big lobsters."
I shook my head, "I bought instant noodles for Big Lobster. If he dared to talk nonsense, I cooked him together."
"I like it." Zhou Orangutan smiled, "Then you tricked me too and made me suffer with you for nothing."
"I won't. It's a surprise. Believe me. Besides, I told you before that I didn't use their money to buy them breakfast."
"The problem is that what you said is too simple. If I had understood that, I wouldn't have been stupid enough to join you. You still tricked me."
"Well, let's not talk about that. Go to the supermarket and buy something first, or you will have to worry about it when you go back."
Zhou Orangutan sighed, "Then you can go by yourself. I won't go. I was too lazy to walk and my back hurts. I don't know who did it."
"Big lobster."
Zhou orangutan was stunned for a moment, "How did you know it was him?"
"Every time after making trouble and tossing, if you still feel pain after a few minutes, it's basically because of the evil hand of Big Lobster. I pay more attention, so I'm fine now. You are a novice, so you suffered it." .”
"Damn it, sir, the instant noodles are gone."
"kindness."
"Then go and buy it yourself, Brother Xiaoliu."
"No, you have to come with me."
"Why."
"I have no money."
"I'm so stupid."
"What are you doing?"
"You also said you wouldn't cheat me,"
"It's not me who deceived you, it's Huixu and the others who deceived you."
"I said, why do you have to drag me to the supermarket?"
"Hurry up and buy it."
"Where's your money?"
"When I bought sesame cakes for Xiyu in the morning, the one hundred given by Huixu was not enough, so I added all my own money to it."
"Can you stop focusing on sex over friends?"
"I'm not a person who values sex over friends."
"Get out of here."
"Hurry up, hurry up, pay, pay."
"Fuck, damn, I've been fooled."
"You'd better buy 5 copies."
"Why are there five portions again? Isn't there one without the big lobster?"
"I mean, I didn't eat in the morning either. The fifth portion is mine."
"Are you still human?"
"Let's go, let's go." I smiled and pulled Zhou Orangutan into the supermarket.
The two of us bought more than 100 yuan worth of snacks in a hurry. When Zhou Orangutan took out the money, he couldn't stop laughing. There was no special reason, but he found something he had eaten a long time ago in the supermarket. Now there are still marshmallows to remember. This time, Zhou Orangutan was happy, forgot all the unpleasantness, and even hummed a ditty,
I was also very happy. I carried a big bag of food and followed Zhou Orangutan. The two of us were not in a hurry or panic. When the class bell rang, we ignored it and strolled to the door of our class.
When I arrived at the door of the class, I looked at Zhou Orangutan and said, "Whose class is this?"
"How do I know?" Then Zhou Orangutan looked inside through the crack in the door. After reading, Zhou Orangutan turned around and said, "Oh my god, it's the foreign language teacher's class again."
"Idiot, how come the early self-study is his, and the first class is still his."
"Then who the hell knows what to do."
I thought about it, then leaned against the wall again, sat down, put the big bag of food aside, took out a ham sausage, and bit it open.
Zhou Orangutan glanced at me and sat next to me very cooperatively. He took out the ham sausage from the bag and started eating it too.
The two of us opened the Coke, you looked at me, I looked at you, then smiled, started eating, and sat in the corridor, leaning against the wall, it was quite comfortable.
As the two of us were eating, the office door opened again.
The two of us took the same posture and turned around. Brother Zhen came out still holding his cup, probably to get water. Then he turned around and saw Zhou Orangutan and I. The two of us were holding hamburgers and ham sausages. , there is Coke on the ground, and the marshmallows that Orangutan Zhou loves most,
We looked at each other for a few seconds. Brother Zhen shook his head again, sighed, and then pretended not to see anything, turned around, and returned to the office.
The two of us were a little helpless, but we were not allowed to enter the class, so we continued to sit at the door of the class and started eating.
I'm brave enough to do this with Zhou Orangutan.
The principal came to inspect, but he didn't dare to do anything to us. He could only say a few words to us. How could he offend Shen Ping and Zhou Guofa?
The two of us finished eating, started chatting, playing mobile games, and sat cross-legged on the ground. The class time passed really quickly.
The bell rang for the end of get out of class. The two of us drank, ate, and had fun.
As soon as our class door opens,
The foreign language teacher looked at the two of us, glared at us fiercely, and then twisted away angrily.
Zhou Orangutan and I smiled, stood up, and cleared away the food on the floor. Brother Xu and the others also came out and gave them all the food. The big lobster came out trying to get it. When he was eating, Zhou Orangutan and I had to fix him up before giving him his share.
Even if you say you won’t give it, you can’t really not give it.
During the break, a few of us were informed that we had to go to the school’s political education office.
The brothers are very happy and understand that we are required to fill in a new file and then eliminate the punishment.
Each of us took a brand new one-inch photo from Brother Zhen, and went to the political education office of the school.
Howling Sky Dog first expressed that he didn’t understand, he didn’t understand,
Then we went out to call Zhou Orangutan, Zhou Orangutan called Shen Ping, Shen Ping called the principal of No. 1 Middle School, and the principal of No. 1 Middle School called Xiaotian Dog,
During this period, we were standing and Howling Sky Dog was sitting, drinking tea, and chatting as if we didn't exist. It was so disgusting.
After he answered the phone, he said that he couldn't find several of our old files. We said there was no need to look for the old ones, and he said he wanted us to create new files.
Xiao Tian Quan said it was impossible, and said that without the approval of the Education Bureau, it was impossible to create a new file. He said that ours could still be found. It was just a matter of time. Once the files were found, they would be processed for us.
Then we went out to call Zhou Orangutan, Zhou Orangutan called Zhou Guofa, Zhou Guofa called the principal of No. 1 Middle School, and the principal of No. 1 Middle School called Xiaotian Dog,
During this period, we not only stood there, but also had to clean the political and educational office for him, wipe the tables, and mop the floor. He would just watch and point out anything that was not up to standard, take out the trash, tidy things up, and... I wiped the floor once, but it failed, and again, I wiped the bare floor three times. I always felt that if we were really asked to wipe it again, my brothers would definitely wipe it first.
These things have been bothering us all morning. After school at noon, when they got off work, Xiaotian Dog finally found some of our old files, and then asked us to fill them in and take photos by ourselves, and then asked us to teach them. 10 yuan fee,
When speaking, the nose is not the nose, the eyes are not the eyes,
Nostrils turned upward,
He succeeded in disgusting us, and almost disgusted us to death,
But we successfully changed the file,
New file, blank,
Not a single black dot,
Feel,
quite comfortable,
By the way, Caocao Xiaotian Dog’s mother cursed his father,
But when I think about my new profile, it’s so clean and happy again, it feels like everything is worth it.
I also took a phone call to show off to my mother.
I only said one sentence: "This thing is worth showing off, how did you learn it?"
My mother's words made me feel bored again.
But fortunately, that's not a problem, it's just a matter of time,
I don’t live life, I only live my mood,
My world is full of sunshine and love,
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