I am naturally afraid of water and do not like water. I have a shadow of water, and it has been for many years.
I remember when I was young, I went to the park to play with my mother and the others. When I was tired, my dad said he wanted to go boat sliding. I said I didn’t know how to go boat sliding. I was afraid, so I wouldn’t go.
The old man just fucking lied to me, "It has Ultraman on it, so you can transform into it, and it also has your favorite Street Fighter. You can learn their skills on the ship."
I didn't believe this at first, but the old man was fooling me, while he was showing me the moves in it, and he also threatened me that if I didn't get on the boat, there would be monsters coming from the shore soon, and they would eat people. Monster, he also specially bought me an Ultraman mask from the river and put it on me. There were two small holes in the mask.
I put on Ultraman's mask and thought I really became Ultraman. The old man also said that Ultraman is the messenger who upholds justice in the world.
I said I still like white clothes,
The old man said that by putting on the mask, Ultraman and Baiyi can become one and merge with each other. After the two merge, their skills will be combined and they can better maintain the peace of the world.
I said I haven't seen it yet. I could only see Ultraman Jack at that time. From the TV, I had never seen Baiyi, let alone the two of them together.
The old man said, you should see it when you go boating home today,
I said, you also know this,
The old man nodded, don't worry, trust your dad, your dad never lies,
In fact, when I was still young, I only saw the old man with a very serious expression when he spoke, but did not see the expression of the old woman on the other side. This was the biggest mistake I made in my life.
So, I was successfully fooled into boarding the ship by the old man who never lied to anyone.
Our family started boating,
I remember that I loved watching Ultraman and playing Street Fighter on the game console. Therefore, the old man successfully took advantage of my weakness and my great and glorious psychology of wanting to be the guardian of world peace. tricked me into boarding the ship,
I like the character in Baiyi in Joint Overlord, the energy waves he sends out, and the whirlwind legs. When I was a child, I always thought that one day I would be like the character in Baiyi, punishing evil and promoting good.
So, after I heard that my favorite Ultraman and Bai Yi could be combined, I was so happy that I started dancing on the boat.
I started practicing various skills of Ultraman and Baiyi,
I first practiced laser waves, then practiced the scimitar, and then practiced fighting skills. The old man played with me and was very happy.
When I'm tired and want to take a rest,
The old man said, son, you have missed one less training.
I put on my Ultraman mask. You said I lacked practice?
The old man spun around in a circle and said, "That's the tornado leg."
"Good type" I followed up with a tornado kick,
I don't know what I think,
I just knew that I immediately spiraled into the river,
Later, after he was rescued, he had a fever, was hospitalized, and rested for more than a week. Because of this, the old man was scolded by his father, his wife, and his wife for several years.
Since then, I have had a shadow,
If I go to take a bath and stand in the pool, the pool is not as high as me, or if I go to the beach, very close to the sea, I can still accept it. At least I will be fine if I stand up.
But if you ask me to go to a deeper place, such as swimming, I won't go to death. It's not a shame to be a landlubber. I just don't like swimming. What's wrong?
So, I fell into the river very cleanly this time,
I plopped hard in the river. According to normal people, while plopping, I yell for help. I was in the river, and I don’t know why. I didn’t have the intention to shout for help. I just plopped and cursed, "Zhou Orangutan, I'm so fucking stupid." "Your uncle, I'll fuck your sister." Then he choked, and he kicked up twice, "You stupid Bizhou Orangutan, I'll fuck your uncle." Then he felt his body falling down,
No matter how hard I plopped, I couldn't stop it. This time it really scared me. I have been afraid of water since I was a child. I thought I was really going to leave.
Then,
I am no longer awake,
When I opened my eyes, I appeared in a familiar place again,
I then started coughing,
At this time, a chamber pot was brought to me.
I was stunned for a moment and looked at the person carrying the chamber pot, "Get out, get out, bring me a basin, and you can use the chamber pot to dry the eggs."
"If you don't vomit here, why don't you vomit?"
"Get out of here, it tastes so bad to me, you idiot"
Zhou Orangutan said "Oh" and quickly ran to the side and brought over a basin. Then I said "Wow" and vomited it out. This disgusting thing made me feel uncomfortable everywhere.
Qiao Goulu stood there and gave me a hammer on my back, while handing me mineral water.
That brat Chen Yang was laughing on the side,
After I finished vomiting, I took the mineral water from Qiao Goulu's hand, and then started to rinse my mouth. After rinsing, I spit out the water.
Then I leaned against the bed again and looked at Zhou Orangutan, Qiao Goulu, and Chen Yang who kept laughing over there.
"What time is it now?"
Zhou Orangutan looked at his cell phone and said, "It's three o'clock in the morning."
"Fuck," I yelled, "Don't you fucking jump into the river."
Orangutan Zhou nodded, "No more jumping."
"Damn, that Pobi River is really deep. I can't even swim up."
"Haha, silly than Liu'er."
I turned my head and looked at Chen Yang who was smiling even more exaggeratedly, "You are laughing at your mother, get out of here, you stupid idiot."
"Haha, I'm laughing so hard."
I turned my head and ignored him. I just looked at Zhou Orangutan and said, "Why don't you jump anymore?"
Zhou Orangutan shook his head, "If I had known, I really wouldn't have jumped."
I glanced at him and said, "I regret it."
Zhou Orangutan nodded,
Then I heard a woman laughing,
I turned around and said, "You're laughing your ass off. It's all because of you. I almost died. Do you know that?"
Qiao Goulu shook her head, "Brother Six, I have something to remind you."
"Fart, when did you remind me?"
"When I call you brother Liu, you scold me and call me uncle Liu. You don't remember it yourself."
I was stunned for a moment, and then thought about it carefully, "Then why don't you just tell me to stay away from the river? You can call me Mao's Sixth Brother."
"No, that's actually not the main thing."
I turned around and looked at Zhou Orangutan, "Get out of here, I'm angry just looking at you now. Why don't you jump? Go ahead and jump to death."
Zhou Orangutan shook his head, "Even if I jump, I won't jump from anywhere, and besides, I've already jumped over it."
I looked at Zhou Orangutan and said, "You jumped."
Zhou Orangutan nodded, "Either you think who fished you out of the river, of course it was me."
"I'm sorry to you, Uncle Zhou, you know how to swim. If you hadn't told me earlier, I would have let you jump if I had known."
"I can't swim, I haven't learned to swim,"
"Then jump down and save me."
"I saw you falling, and I became anxious, and then I jumped too. I was afraid that something would happen to you."
"Oh, you can't swim, but you still jumped down and fished me out, right?"
Zhou Orangutan nodded, "Well, if it were Qiao Goulu, she could do it too."
I turned to look at Qiao Goulu and said, "You can swim."
Qiao Goulu nodded, "Yes, yes, but this has nothing to do with swimming or not."
I gave her a contemptuous look, "It doesn't matter. If it didn't matter, I would have almost drowned. I didn't even wake up. I'm telling you that I'm okay now, or I'll be a ghost and I won't let you two go. He Damn it, especially you, you are nothing compared to you, you old monster and moth, you are like a gorilla."
Zhou Orangutan listened to me scolding him and touched his head in embarrassment, "Brother Xiaoliu, you are embarrassed."
"If you can't swim, there's nothing to be ashamed of. You can't swim either, right?"
"But I didn't faint, I didn't wake up."
"Fart, if you do another dance for me, I won't believe you are not afraid of drowning."
"Haha, you are so silly than Liu'er, you are laughing so hard."
"Fuck your mother, Chen Yang, get out of here, I'll leave you too."
"Haha, you stupid idiot, I can't do it anymore." I looked at Chen Yang and laughed out his tears.
Zhou Orangutan looked at me, then sighed and patted my shoulder, "So you also have weaknesses."
"What's wrong?" I asked.
"Do you know how deep the water is?"
"It must be at least 2 or 3 meters, or deeper." I thought for a while and said, recalling the situation when I fell into the river, and glared at the orangutan several times.
After listening to what I said, Zhou Orangutan shook his head, "Then the water will reach my chest."
"Fart," I cursed, "No way."
"Really, after I jumped down, I stood up and found that the water only reached my chest and probably didn't reach your neck. If you stand up straight, everything will be fine."
"Stop farting for me."
"Really, Sixth Brother, the water is just above my neck. I always thought it was very deep. The doctor just said that we are upstream and it is very shallow. The water below is deep."
As soon as I heard this, "Damn it, you two are teasing me."
"It's true."
"Haha, Silly, I went to save someone from jumping into the river. After a long time, he was rescued by others, haha, haha."
I ignored Chen Yang and just looked at Zhou Orangutan, "Really."
Zhou Orangutan nodded seriously, "It's true."
"But I feel that the water is so deep that I am drowning myself. Moreover, I seem to have a memory vacuum period. I don't know how I got here."
"Yes, you fainted."
"You must have fainted from drowning," I continued, "I'm just telling you, it can't be that shallow."
"Brother Six."
I turned around and looked at Qiao Goulu, "What's wrong?"
"The doctor just said that you are fine. You didn't faint from drowning. At most, you drank a few water and you fainted from shock."
"I'm so stupid."
"Haha." Then everyone in the room laughed, hahaha, no matter it was late at night, especially Chen Yang, who laughed so happily that he even smashed the bed while laughing,
I looked at them depressedly,
Then I recalled the memories carefully, and it seemed that they really meant what they said.
Thinking of this, I felt a little embarrassed. I quickly touched my head and started to change the topic, "You guys are not going to sleep."
Zhou Orangutan touched his head and said, "Tomorrow we will go to Rainbow."
"It's done."
"kindness."
I looked at Zhou Orangutan and said, "Explain clearly."
Zhou orangutan nodded, "I misunderstood Lulu."
When I heard this, I thought for a while, "I have two things to say, one for you and one for Qiao Goulu, is that okay?"
"Well, okay, tell me who you want to talk to first."
"Your wife."
"What's the matter, Sixth Brother?"
I looked at Qiao Goulu, and then I deliberately looked weird and said in a wrong tone, "Don't let Zhou Orangutan misunderstand me in the future. It's okay."
I looked at Zhou Orangutan and said, "It's your turn. I have a lot to say, so you have to remember it well."
When Zhou Orangutan heard this, he said, "Oh, I understand." Then he straightened his posture and said seriously, "Tell me, brother Xiaoliu."
"I'm going to fuck up your uncle's idiot Zhou Orangutan. You're such a big deal. Give me a few days of peace and quiet so that I don't get into trouble. You stupid idiot has pissed me off to death. I'm not your guardian." Silly, next time you want to die, just stay away and don’t bother me.”
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