I cursed loudly at Zhou Orangutan. After I finished cursing, I turned to Qiao Goulu and said, "Give me some water."
Qiao Goulu stuck out her tongue and handed me the water.
I finished drinking the water and then looked at Zhou Orangutan, "Do you remember what I just told you?"
Zhou Orangutan touched his head and smiled sheepishly, "Brother Xiaoliu, I remember."
I glanced at them dejectedly and said, "You're both tired. Let's take a nap. Are you two going back tonight?"
Zhou Orangutan shook his head, "I'm not going back. We'll have a good sleep tomorrow. Besides, our clothes are still wet."
Only then did I look at Zhou Orangutan's clothes carefully and said, "Aren't you wet?"
Zhou Orangutan glanced at me, "When you were looking for me, did you think we were wearing these clothes?"
"It will be so dark, who can see it?"
"We bought our clothes from the supermarket in front of the hospital, so the two of us put them on together."
Only then did I take a closer look at Zhou Orangutan and Qiao Goulu, and then thought to myself, "What about my clothes? Where did you put them for me?"
"I've washed it all for you. It's hanging outside. Don't worry. It's your wound. You have to take off the bandage and re-bandage it. But you were unconscious at that time and nothing happened. I'm really sorry for tonight, Xiao Liu. elder brother."
"Fuck you, uncle, you still know I'm sorry."
Zhou Orangutan touched his head and said, "I was dizzy at the time, so I didn't think too much."
I glanced at the orangutan, "Then you won't be in class again."
"Well, I'm not in the mood anymore."
"Then ask for leave, don't skip school, and don't cause any trouble for Brother Zhen."
Zhou Orangutan smiled and said, "I know, Brother Six, you are really good to Brother Zhen."
I sighed, "It's because you don't understand. Brother Zhen is a very particular person. I won't find such a good class teacher anymore. Please stop causing trouble to others and be good."
"Well, don't worry, Brother Xiaoliu."
I thought for a while, "Where will you two sleep at night?"
"We only have the sofa to make ends meet."
"Well, let's sleep on the sofa, one lying down and the other sitting up."
Zhou Orangutan patted his chest, "Then let my wife lie down, I'll just sit down."
"Hey, you're quite pregnant."
Zhou Orangutan nodded, "As a man, you should."
"No need, you have a big body, you lie down to sleep, I can sleep sitting up, it's only a few hours anyway,"
"It's okay, you lie down and I sit."
"I won't. You lie down and I sit down."
"Be obedient."
"You are obedient. You go and lie down while I sit."
"I'm a man, I sleep sitting up."
"I don't."
I was a little helpless and said, "Quiet, quiet."
Zhou Orangutan then stopped and said, "What's wrong, Brother Xiaoliu?"
"It's not the time you were about to jump into the river just now. I'm confused. You said you are messing around all day long. Every time you mess around, it harms me. I can't figure it out. Why do you have so many situations every day? How do you do it? He can cause more trouble than me."
Zhou Orangutan touched his head in embarrassment and said, "I'll be more careful in the future, brother Xiaoliu, don't be angry."
Then I said "ah sneeze" and sneezed. Then I pointed at Zhou Orangutan and said, "If I catch a cold and fever again, I will send my greetings to your eighteen generations of ancestors."
"No, no, don't worry, brother Xiaoliu." Then Zhou Orangutan pointed at Xiaoqiao Goulu, "Go over there and lie down and sleep for a while."
"I'm not going, I want you to go." Now Qiao Goulu also got into trouble with Zhou Orang.
"Be obedient and go ahead. Okay, be good."
"I'm not going, I want you to go." Qiao Goulu continued,
"Go, go."
I really couldn't stand it anymore. "Damn it, I don't care what happens to you two. I'm going to bed. You two should either stop sleeping and find a place to chat."
"Where can we talk?"
I pointed to the toilet, "Either you two go to the toilet, keep your voice down, and chat as much as you like, or you can go to bed on the sofa. It's your choice. Anyway, don't bother me anymore. I'll finish talking later."
"Ah sneeze" sneezed again, I wiped my mouth, "I'm sorry, I want to sleep, you two can be quiet for a while, okay?"
"Well, okay, okay, Sixth Brother, I'll put the water aside for you. If you're thirsty at night, you can drink it yourself." Qiao Goulu said quickly, "We'll go to the sofa right now so we won't disturb your rest."
I was a little depressed, "I drank so much just now, and I'm still drinking now."
Orangutan Zhou smiled and put the basin next to me.
I turned my head and looked at Chen Yang, "Are you still fucking sleeping?"
Chen Yang stretched out his hand and pointed at me, "You are an embarrassment, haha, such a shallow river, you actually fainted from fright, you are going to embarrass us to death."
"Get out of here, why don't you sleep?"
"No, I'm too energetic and can't sleep."
"Okay, turn off the lights, I'm going to bed, I'm tired."
"Haha, you are stupid than Liu."
"Fuck you, uncle," then I glanced at Zhou Orangutan and said, "Turn off the lights."
Zhou orangutan said "Oh", then he took Qiao Goulu and they went to the door to turn off the light. Then one of them sat on the sofa and the other lay down on the sofa.
Then I don’t know what happened. I was tired and wanted to sleep.
As a result, before I fell asleep, I heard Chen Yang snoring and talking in his sleep. Even the words in his sleep were "I was wrong, I'm sorry, etc." which made me despise him.
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After a while, I finally fell asleep,
After probably sleeping for more than an hour, I wanted to go to the toilet. I got up, pushed open the toilet door in a daze, and then turned on the light. It was quite bright.
I still have my eyes closed,
Then I heard two voices "Ah" and "Ah"
I was stunned for a moment, rubbed my eyes, opened them, and after seeing clearly, I felt depressed all of a sudden.
What came into view were two naked men and women, to be precise, an orangutan and a woman.
The woman's skin is really white, her hair is loose,
The man is indeed a gorilla,
The orangutan is actually so hairy, with lots of hair on its chest and legs. It made me feel energetic immediately.
Qiao Goulu sat on Zhou Orangutan's lap, and Zhou Orangutan sat on the toilet.
Two people with four eyes stared at me blankly.
Everyone looked at each other for a full minute. I stretched out my thumb and pointed it at Zhou Orangutan and Qiao Gou. Then I didn't say anything, didn't go to the toilet, turned around, closed the door, and went out.
After I went out, I sat on the sofa next to the toilet and started smoking. Within a few seconds, there was another shout from inside. I was a little helpless. These two people were really good enough. They were like this, and they were still untouchable by wind, rain, and thunder.
His perseverance to the end is truly heartwarming,
I glanced at Chen Yang who was sleeping soundly and snoring. I walked a few steps forward and came to his side. I patted him and said, "Hey, hello."
Chen Yang opened his eyes in confusion, "What are you doing?"
"Why don't you do it? It's time for you to go to the toilet."
"Go away, I'm busy."
"What I said is true." I pushed him again, "It's time for you to go to the toilet."
"Don't bother me, I'm trapping you." After Chen Yang finished speaking, he turned sideways again,
I walked to the other side and said, "I guarantee that if you go to the bathroom, you will see something you have never seen before." Then I thought for a moment, "Of course, it's a live version."
"You saw a ghost, you can't get out of here."
"No, it's a live reality show anyway. Whether you go or not is up to you. Anyway, I told you. You can figure it out on your own. Don't say I didn't tell you when the time comes."
"What the hell is it? Just say no. If you don't say it, I can't afford it."
When I heard, "Hey, I can't afford to fall in love, I can't afford to leave in love. Anyway, let me tell you, by the way, it's been one night and you should get up and go to the toilet."
"Fuck, you're so stupid." Then Chen Yang sat up. After sitting up, he got down to the ground, put on his shoes, and then rushed to the toilet and walked over.
Chen Yang opened the door, then like me, turned on the light,
Then, I heard three different "ah" sounds coming from inside, and there was also an obvious confused voice among them. That must be Chen Yang's.
I thought about it, then smiled and lay back on the bed,
I saw Chen Yang standing there without saying anything. He was more than twice as long as I was then.
Then, I leaned up and looked inside. Chen Yang also extended his thumb, the same as what I did just now. Then, he turned his head and closed the door.
Then he walked to my bed and looked at me, "It's so fierce, so cruel."
I smiled and said, "Lie down and continue sleeping."
"It is indeed a gorilla." Then Chen Yang lay down on the edge again,
This sleep was very restful and comfortable,
When I opened my eyes the next day, it was already noon. Next to me was Xi Yu, and next to Chen Yang was Zhao Qianya. I felt a buzzing pain in my head, and then I dropped a bottle while slapping it in my hand.
"Liu'er, you're awake. Do you feel better?" Xiyu reached out and touched my face, "Much better."
"What's wrong?" I asked,
Xiyu sighed, "You ran out again last night."
"Well, the orangutan is going to jump into the river."
"No, what Chen Yang said was that you ran out and jumped into the river, saying that you were looking for excitement."
"He is stupid, can you believe what he says?"
"I guess not, so what's the matter with you? Why do you have a high fever again?"
I sighed, "That's what happened." Then I told Xi Yuquan what happened yesterday.
After finishing speaking, Xiyu looked at me, "Liu'er, I'm convinced. You said you could have just stood up straight."
"I don't know."
"He dared to stand up, and he fainted from fright." After Chen Yang finished speaking, he started laughing again,
I turned my head and said, "Fuck you, silly idiot."
Chen Yang smiled and continued, "You are so worthless, I really despise you."
"Go away," I yelled, "Where are Zhou Orangutan and Qiao Goulu?"
Chen Yang looked at me and said, "I'm telling you, these two are so fierce."
"What's wrong."
"Did you fall asleep yesterday? No, you woke me up and I couldn't sleep. After a while, I saw Zhou Orangutan and Qiao Goulu coming out. After they came out, they sat on the sofa and chatted for a while. Then they kissed again, and then they went back."
"Oh my god, it's so fierce."
"Then when did they leave?"
"I don't know, they were gone when I woke up. After working so hard for so long, I must have gone to sleep, and really slept."
I also smiled and said, "Damn, I have a headache."
Xiyu sighed again, "You have a fever, a cold, an external injury, and a slight fright. Okay, now I think you are not being honest."
"I've always been honest."
"Well, let's go to the hospital to recover for a few days."
I smiled and reached out to touch Xiyu's little face. "Don't worry, it's nothing. Don't sigh so much. Give me a break. Hurry up and be obedient."
Xiyu glanced at me, then thought about it, and smiled at me, although the smile was a bit forced,
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