Qi Si was dressed quite simply today. She had short hair that fell past her ears and turned reddish brown. She was about 1.6 meters tall, wearing a pair of jeans, a red T-shirt, and a No. 2 middle school uniform. Below is a pair of white NIKE running shoes. They are very clean and give people a very sporty feel. Qi Si is very white, with small eyes and a small cherry mouth. She looks very cute. She is not a beauty, but she is definitely ugly. She can't even pass the test, plus she came out to study at such a young age to train herself. If she got a perfect score of 10, she would have to score a 7.
Big Lobster has been staring at people since Qi Si came in. Then when Qi Si came to my side, Big Lobster extended his hand to shake people's hands, doing it solemnly.
Qi Si looked at me a little confused at first, and then politely stretched out his hand. The two of them shook hands really seriously, and then the big lobster pointed to the stool, "Please sit down." He is such an incomparable gentleman, which makes me a little uncomfortable,
Qi Si looked at the big lobster, then looked at me, and still sat down, but she didn't sit next to the big lobster, but she did sit next to me.
The big lobster looked at Qi Si and asked, "What should I eat?"
Qi Si smiled and said, "No, no need."
"You're welcome, you're welcome, just tell me what you want to eat."
I followed up by saying, "You're welcome. If I ask you to tell me what you want to eat, just say no. If you don't eat, you won't get it."
"The problem is I don't want to eat it."
"Then buy a Coke."
Big Lobster looked at Qi Si and said, "Is that okay?"
Qi Si nodded, "Well, thank you."
The big lobster stood up and went to buy a Coke.
After the big lobster left, Qi Si turned around and looked at me, "Brother Six."
"What's wrong?" I asked while holding a Coke in my mouth.
"Why do you have the idea to come here to have fun?"
I thought for a while, "I just want to see you."
Qi Si stretched out his hand and pointed at himself, "Look at me, you can pull me down. Where is your Lin Ran?"
"It's divided."
"Just bullshit."
I rolled my eyes and thought, "Really."
"You swear." Qi Si smiled and said,
I nodded, "I swear, whoever lied to you is a bastard. We really broke up."
"Ah" Qi Si stopped laughing this time, "Really, Brother Six, didn't we come here to have dinner together two days ago?"
"It was already divided by then."
"Halo, you are so good, you know how to divide."
"Then there's nothing to say." I sighed, "I won't talk about that anymore."
"Well, well, let's not mention it then." Then Qi Si put his hand to my ear and played with my earrings. "It's so beautiful. Brother Six, where did you buy it from?"
I smiled and said, "Are you saying I'm good-looking, or those earrings?"
Qi Si nodded, "They all look good, they all look good."
Just as he was talking, the big lobster came back with Coke, but this time it was not just Coke, there were burgers, French fries, chicken legs, chicken popcorn, Coke, egg tarts, and all kinds of food. It was full. A big plate was placed on our table,
The big lobster pointed at the table, then smiled at us, "Eat, eat, you're welcome."
I felt depressed as soon as I saw it, and pointed at the big lobster, "I can only say that I care about your uncle."
The big lobster glanced at me and said, "You should be more civilized and have some quality."
"Fuck you, you have the qualities of an uncle. I brought you here to introduce you to a partner. I said I have Coke, so you bought me a fucking Coke. Qisi said I drink Coke, so you bought a lot of it. When the food comes, do you still have any fucking humanity? Do you still have the ability to do it? You stinking idiot."
"Be civilized, be civilized." Then the big lobster looked at me and said, "Do you want to eat or not? If you don't want to eat, just leave."
When I heard this, I glanced at Qi Si who was snickering, and then pointed at the big lobster, "If you dare to say that again, I will cook you in KFC today. If you don't believe me, try it."
Big Lobster thought for a while, "Forget it, there are many people here, I'll give you face." This sentence is a common trick of Big Lobster. He has nothing new.
After Big Lobster finished speaking, Qi Si patted me next to me and said, "Brother Six, what's wrong with me?"
I looked at Qi Si, "It's him. He's attracted to you and wants to have a relationship with you, so I brought him to you. You see if it works. If it works, just do it everywhere. If it doesn't, let him go. Of course, He doesn’t dare to take away the money he paid for the KFC meal he bought you because I’m here.”
After hearing what I said, Big Lobster said, "Can you say it more politely? I want to be friends with you. What's wrong?"
I looked at the big lobster and said, "I have always been such a person. I will say whatever I say and state our purpose in the simplest, clearest and most direct words, saving ink and trouble." Then I turned to look at Qi Si, " Okay, I’ve finished my words, let’s see how it goes.”
Qi Si drank Coke and ate French fries, "Are you kidding me?"
I rolled my eyes and thought, "Who am I kidding you? I'm telling you the truth."
"I have a boyfriend."
"Then we can divide it."
"You get points if you ask for them."
I looked at Qi Si, "When did you have a boyfriend? Why didn't you tell me about it?"
Qi Si also laughed, "I'm teasing you. Who told you to tease me first?"
I was a little depressed, "We didn't tease you."
Big Lobster then said, "What he said is true."
Qi Si looked at the big lobster, "Didn't you say just now that you just want to be friends? Now it has changed so quickly. You two still said you weren't teasing me. Pull it off. This joke is not funny at all. If nothing happens, I will But I just went in to change clothes.”
"Don't go, don't go." I quickly stopped Qi Si, "Why are you working so hard?"
"Help, train yourself."
"Do you have any money?"
"I don't have money, but I eat and drink for free. My aunt doesn't care about me, and I don't want any money. I can come when I want to, and I can't come if I don't want to. I didn't want to come to the exam today. Who knows about school meals? Today is particularly disturbing, so I came."
"It's quite a coincidence. This is called fate." I thought for a while and said,
Qi Si looked at me and said, "Is it fate with me or with someone else?"
I pointed at the big lobster, "Of course it's your fate."
Qi Si smiled and said, "You are teasing me again."
"Really not."
"Okay, I have to leave."
"Don't go." I grabbed Qi Si, then turned around and cursed at the stupid big lobster, "If you feel that this little girl Qi Si is okay, don't look at her like a fool. As she talks to me, you show off and prove that I am not teasing her. If you stay there without saying a word, drink your coke and eat your chicken legs, I will let go now. I eat hamburgers. It just so happens that I I'm still hungry, and I don't care if I don't care. You deserve what you deserve, and you have no future at all."
The big lobster was stunned for a moment, "How should I express it?"
"Don't you love her so much that you can't eat or sleep?"
"Don't be so direct."
"Haven't you been in unrequited love for a year?"
"I'm telling you, don't be so direct. Tell me everything. I'm so embarrassed."
"I care about you, uncle. You pretend to be a fool for me, right? Big lobster."
Big Lobster looked at me, smiled at me knowingly, and then shook his head, "Absolutely not, Liu'er, how can I pretend that we have this relationship?"
"Then now that people are here, the rest is up to you."
Qi Si punched me, "What did you say?"
I spread my hands and said, "Big lobster."
Then Brother Xia became more energetic this time, coughed twice, and said affectionately to Qi Si, "Qi Si, please listen to me and say a few words, okay." His voice was very low, his attitude was very sincere, and he was loud. Lobster put down all the food in his hands, put his two hands together and put them on the table. He looked at Qi Si seriously and said, "Okay, I can't waste you a few minutes. If you don't want to take these few minutes, then I won’t bother you anymore.”
Qi Silu was stunned for a moment and said, "Seriously."
"What nonsense?" After I finished speaking, I glanced at the big lobster. It was really annoying to see his pretentious look.
"Can I say it, Sisi."
I was stunned for a moment, thinking that the big lobster changed his mind quickly enough.
"Oh, tell me then." Qi Si's voice also became softer.
"Ever since I saw you talking to Liu'er here a year ago, the first time I saw you, I realized that I can't forget you. I don't know why. I only know that it was a beautiful scene. We met by chance, and since then, your shadow has been deeply imprinted in my mind. I never know why. I always have something to do, so I think of you. When two people meet in the vast sea of people, it’s true that It is not easy, the Buddha said. The Buddha said that it took five hundred times of looking back at the past life to pass by in this life. Therefore, there is God's will in the inscription."
Speaking of this, the big lobster's eye circles were slightly red, but I didn't know why, but I felt the urge to hit someone.
Big Lobster choked up and continued, "But then I laughed at myself. How ridiculous my behavior was. You all know who I am, but I found that when I go to bed every night, you will appear in my mind. I I don’t know why, but later I discovered that I actually fell in love with you. Is this the legendary love at first sight? But I have always kept this secret in my heart and dared not express it. Until today, Liu’er said that she wanted to come. I wanted to stay with you for a while. I thought about it and didn’t even take the exam, so I went out with him and promised to treat him to KFC. I just wanted to take a look at you, but who knew, he would see through it."
Then the big lobster actually burst into tears. I grabbed my right hand tightly with my left hand and stepped on my right foot with my left foot. I tried my best to control my emotions and impulses.
Big Lobster's voice became more and more choked up. "Actually, before I came here, I was still not sure. It wasn't until the moment you appeared and I saw you again that I realized that the woman I have been dreaming about every day has appeared." I'm a little excited, even a little scared. Maybe this is an opportunity given to me by God, so I have to work hard and seize it, so, so."
Then the tears of the big lobster flowed down. I leaned back hard and took a deep breath.
The big lobster shed a few tears, then raised his head and wiped his eyes, "Okay, I won't tell you that. My purpose is to make friends with you. Really, I don't know why, I will I don't know why when I am so interested in a woman. As soon as I heard that you were here, I didn't even want to take the exam. I was extremely eager to come here and see you again. If you are willing to give me a chance "
When Dalongxia said that, I really couldn't bear it anymore. I stood up immediately and walked around to the side of the big lobster. The big lobster looked up at me and wiped his tears. "Six Son, don’t stop me, just let me continue.”
"You're a big eggplant," I then punched her.
"Ouch." It hurt me so much that I took action and knocked the big lobster off the stool with one punch. In fact, I didn't use any force. It was mainly because he didn't sit properly and I just pushed him. They all fell to the ground. The problem was that I didn’t punch hard, but when it landed on him, it was very loud. After he fell to the ground, I didn’t think too much. I just pressed on him and started cooking the lobster by pressing it.
The whole KFC crowd started driving us around again. While I was cooking the big lobster, I cursed, "Fuck you, you'll disgust me again. Fuck you, you're pretending. If you want to have a date with someone, just tell me. You're still giving me so much." Nonsense." I scolded and struck at the same time. In fact, I didn't have much strength, and I always hit places like the back, but the sound was very loud.
The big lobster kept shouting, "Hey, be gentle, be gentle." The scream was exaggerated.
When I heard, "Oh, you're still pretending to be with me." Then I stretched out my hand and grabbed the big lobster on the inner thigh.
Then I heard the cries of giant lobsters, like ghosts and wolves, and this time it was real.
After a few more blows, I was pushed away by a pair of hands.
I took two steps back and glanced at Qi Si who pushed me away. "Get up, it's none of your business." Then I had to cook the lobster again. It was so disgusting that I almost vomited out the rice I just ate. Come on, I don’t know how he said it,
"Why are you hitting people?"
I was stunned for a moment, "He just wants to have sex with you, but he ends up talking so much nonsense."
"Then you don't have to beat me so hard. I'm not dating you, so why are you beating me? You, I'm really convinced by you. It hasn't changed at all after so many years." Then Qi Si helped him up. The big lobster on the ground asked with great concern, "Are you okay?"
Big Lobster grabbed Qi Si's hand and said, "It's okay, it's okay, haha, he brought me to see you, and I'm satisfied. It's okay to let him hit you a few times."
I immediately became angry. I saw that my mother was better at pretending than I was, and she could still pretend. I pointed at the big lobster and said, "I'm going to fuck you, uncle." Then I tried to rush forward again.
At this time, several waiters and onlookers came over and pulled me away. Then an old lady came over and said, "Young man, why are you so angry? They didn't hire you or mess with you."
"No, you don't know, we are not really in a hurry, we are just joking."
This aunt looked at me and said, "You are so stupid to be an aunt. Look at you, you've made me cry." After saying that, she pointed at the big lobster and said, "Look how pitiful I am. Okay, look at you just now." The attack is quite ruthless, and if no one fights back, forget it, you have to be merciful and merciful."
"That's right, that's right, forget it." Then several more people came around and said nice things.
I looked at them, and then felt a little helpless. If I really said that we were not in a hurry and were just joking, they would not believe a single one of them. But the problem is that we were just joking in the first place. We usually make trouble in the class. It was much more cruel than this, and in their eyes it was just a fight.
Then many people started talking about it,
Then Qi Si helped the big lobster up. The big lobster held Qi Si's hand tightly and was still crying.
I really couldn't stand it anymore. I pointed at the big lobster and said, "I'm sorry for you. You're such an inconspicuous person and you've caused me misery. Please explain it to me." After I finished speaking, I said to The big lobster walked over,
Then Qi Si immediately stood in front of him, like an eagle guarding a chicken, spreading his hands and looking at me, "Brother Six, why did he offend you? You hit him like this."
"no."
"No, so many people here have seen it."
"This young man is really..."
"That's awesome. Whose family does this belong to?"
"There are people who bully people like this."
Then everyone around me was talking about it, and I was really helpless. I finally knew what it means to be a dumb person eating Coptis chinensis, and it was hard to describe it. I stretched out my hand to point at the big lobster, but Qi Si knocked it down. Talk to you."
I glanced at Qi Si and said, "Okay, okay." Then I smiled at the big lobster, "If you don't stop and explain, I won't fucking blow you up. You're considered a newbie, and I won't be able to relieve my anger even if you cook me."
When the big lobster heard this, he stepped back and said in a low voice, "Okay, if you want me to explain anything, just say it."
I was stunned for a moment, "Tell me what you were going to do, and what did you mean to explain."
The big lobster sighed and said nothing,
"Brother Six, please don't push me. Okay, give me some face. Don't hit him. He's not bothering you too much, is he?"
I shook my head, "He didn't bother me much. Do you believe what he said?"
Qi Si looked at me and said, "Believe it or not, there is no need to hit people."
"I couldn't stand it anymore. He talked too much, so I just beat him up and then told you what he wanted to do and what he wanted to say. That's it."
"Look, look, you admitted that you hit him."
I quickly shook my head, "No, we are joking."
"You can be as cruel as you are when you are joking."
"How cruel, we are always making trouble."
"Brother Six, please stop hitting him and give me some face. You can go and we can talk, okay?"
When I heard this, I was stunned for a moment, pointed at the big lobster, and then looked at Qi Si innocently, "Ask him, did I hit him? Ask him, did I make trouble with him."
Qi Si glanced at me and said, "Come on, Brother Six, there are so many people watching."
"No, it's just because so many people are watching that I have to tell this matter clearly, or my reputation has been ruined by him."
"If it's ruined, how can you have any reputation?"
"Damn it, why don't I have a reputation?"
"I won't talk about your reputation. You know it, right." After Qi Si finished speaking, he smiled at me, "I won't talk about it. For so long, no one knows who. Sixth Brother, you Go back, I'll solve it myself, and I'll talk to him, okay?"
"That's not the problem." I was really depressed. "You ask him himself and let him speak for himself."
Qi Si glanced at me and said, "It's true." Then he turned to Big Lobster and asked, "Brother Six, I want you to say it yourself. It's okay. Don't be afraid. Just say it."
The big lobster had red eyes and was silent for a long time. He deliberately bit his lip and nodded. His voice was very small and aggrieved. "We were joking. It's okay. Sisi, just treat me as nothing." He said, "Let me go back with him." After saying that, he pushed Qi Si away and walked towards me.
Qi Si immediately stopped the big lobster and said, "Don't go. Don't go anywhere today."
After I heard what Big Lobster said, I was so angry with him that I laughed. I pointed at Big Lobster and said, "Okay, okay, you are so fucking cruel. You have a way. If you mess with your uncle, you fucking wait." "
"Brother Six, you are still threatening others."
At this moment, another staff member, a man, came out and came to my side: "Young man, if you are making trouble like this, we will call the police."
Then everyone around started talking about it,
I was a little helpless, "No, no, I'm leaving. Why don't you leave?" After saying that, I turned around, opened the door and went out.
As soon as I went out, I heard a voice: "Brother Six, Brother Six."
I turned around and saw Xiao Qisi running out and coming to my side, "Brother Six, you are angry."
I shook my head, "I don't have the heart to be angry now. I want to kill the big lobster."
"Actually, he is pretty good."
"What do you know? Just say he is good. If you are familiar with him, just say he is good."
"Really, I heard that what he just said was quite sincere. You don't want to be like him. He doesn't really care about you. Okay, Sixth Brother, give me some face."
I sighed, "Sister, what I said is true. We were really joking."
"Brother Six, if you're still like this, you don't want to give me face, so you still want to hit him, right? You can do it." After I finished speaking, I looked at Qi Si and shook his face, as if he was also angry.
I was depressed. You said I provoked whom, so I forcibly calmed down and calmed down my emotions, "Okay, okay, don't be angry, I just won't hit him."
"I'll have a good talk with him then. Brother Six, don't be angry. You're quite pregnant."
I nodded, "Yes, yes, I know."
"Then Brother Six, that's it. Bye, I'll go back and give him lessons. I think you scared him."
"Damn it, I can fucking scare him." I then cursed, "He is more courageous than anyone else."
"Look, you're scaring me."
When I heard this, I felt really depressed. I looked at Qi Si and said, "Okay, okay, I'm fine. You can go find him. Let's talk."
"Well, okay, Brother Six, I know Brother Six is the nicest person."
"Well, okay, that's it, you can go back."
"Well, bye, Sixth Brother." Then Qi Si trotted all the way back,
I stood at the door of KFC and saw many people surrounding the big lobster. This idiot was still acting and crying. Then I saw Qi Si running in, and then holding the big lobster, the two of them walked inside. I couldn't see it anymore, but I still saw many people from KFC, all looking at me,
My reputation has been completely ruined today.
He fucked his uncle's big lobster so hard that it made my teeth itch.
Then I saw a black plastic bag. I was very depressed, and I didn’t know what I was thinking. I went up and pointed at the bag.
"Ouch, shit!" I immediately sat down and hugged my feet, and then the bricks in the plastic bag appeared,
"I'm just fucking stupid. Who is stupider than putting bricks in a plastic bag? Is there a hole in his head? Are you using bricks to fill the hole in his head? Oops, it hurts me to death." Then I turned around and saw a lot of KFC inside. people smile at me,
Today's shame is a fucking shame.
I stood up, my feet were really hurting, so I walked slowly for a few steps, then went to the side of the road, took a taxi, got in the car and told me to go back to the Internet cafe.
Damn big lobster, it makes my teeth itch with anger,
I want to break him up,
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