When I arrived at the door of the Internet cafe, I heard Brother Xu and the others shouting, "You idiot, Chen Yang, I told you to kill the mage first, kill the mage first, you always have to kill that soldier."
"Fuck you, he's going to kill me."
"Nonsense, then you don't obey the command."
"Listen Mao, I'm not fucking red anymore"
I was very depressed so I pushed the door open and went in. Then I looked at the machine next to Brother Xu. There was no one there, so I sat over, stretched out my hand and greeted the boss, "Boss, turn on the machine."
At this moment, Brother Xu and the others turned their heads and said, "Hey, Silly Bi Liu'er, why are you back?"
"Fuck you, idiot."
Brother Xu turned around and glanced at me, "Yes, yes, I'm stupid. If it weren't for me, Xiyu would have caught you right now. If you don't thank me, you still call me stupid. There will be no next time. "
"Then you don't have time to use me anymore." I thought for a while, "Then why did Xiyu go?"
"I went to buy us food and will be back soon. Follow Zhao Qianya."
When I heard, "I'm sorry for you, my wife is still in charge of your food, please help me."
"You are you, and Boss Xi is Boss Xi, are they the same?"
"Fuck, without me, Xiyu can't take care of you."
"That's not possible." Brother Xu asked, "Where's the big lobster?"
"You bastard, big lobster, don't mention this person to me. Whenever I mention him now, my head is filled with fire. I have the intention of killing him."
"What do you mean?"
"I have seen people of the opposite sex who are inhumane, but I have never seen people of the opposite sex who are so inhumane."
Chen Yang followed up by saying, "There are people of the opposite sex who are more inhumane than you."
"Get lost." I ignored Chen Yang and asked Brother Xu, "Where's Orangutan Zhou?"
Brother Xu stretched out his hand and pointed to the innermost part without even looking.
I turned around and said, "It's the innermost one." Then I looked carefully, "The machine is there and it's still on, but no one is there."
"Who knows where he went? Someone seemed to be looking for him just now."
"Oh, that's all." Then I wanted to go to the toilet, so I stood up and said, "Damn it, I drank too much Coke and I always want to go to the toilet."
"Don't go."
I glanced at Brother Xu, "What's wrong?"
"I've been there several times, and it's always been locked. I don't know who the hell could defecate in there for so long as your mother."
"Then I feel uncomfortable."
"I feel bad too. Let's play games. I don't think about it anymore. Look at me, I don't think about it that much now. I was thinking about it so much just now."
I gave him a look of disdain, "Well, you are awesome, I can't." Then I stood up and reached the toilet door. Just as I was about to knock on the door, the toilet door opened.
The restroom of the Internet cafe we often visit is at the corner. It is very private and far away from the lobby where we surf the Internet.
But when the toilet door opened, I immediately saw Zhou Orangutan with a sexy stubble on his face. "Hey, shit, I said Brother Xu just scolded who took so long to go to the toilet. It was you who made trouble for a long time." After that. Then I pushed Zhou Orangutan and said, "Get up, don't block me."
Zhou Orangutan looked at me at the door and said, "No, no, Brother Xiaoliu."
I glanced at him, "Stop it, don't do it."
"You'll do it later, you'll do it again later," Zhou Orangutan said quickly, "I'll go back and do it again."
"Fuck you uncle, I can't hold it in anymore." After saying that, I pulled Zhou Orangutan and wanted to pull him out. Who knew that Zhou Orangutan leaned back hard, blocked the toilet door, and then held on tightly Yeah, just won’t leave,
I scratched my head and said, "You are a fucking gorilla. Are you mentally ill? You can't even go to the toilet."
"You'll come back later. You can go out for a spin first, and then you'll come back."
"Go away." I kicked Zhou Orangutan, then I hugged Zhou Orangutan's neck and started to pull him back.
Zhou Orangutan tightly held the toilet door handle, "I won't let you."
"Fuck, I have to take care of you when I go to the bathroom now." Then I pulled Zhou Orangutan hard,
Orangutan Zhou gritted his teeth and hugged the door handle hard.
I have always overlooked a problem. The toilet door is always pushed inward. I have also been thinking about pulling Zhou Orangutan out, but I have always ignored that pushing him inward is the most appropriate way.
The two of us were fighting like this for a long time. I put my hands on my waist and said, "Why don't you get up?"
Zhou Orangutan looked at me and nodded seriously, "I just won't get up."
I took a few steps back, then tapped my feet on the spot,
Zhou Orangutan looked at me and said, "What are you going to do?"
"Damn it, I'm not even allowed to go to the toilet. I can't stand it anymore." Then I rushed towards the orangutan in front of the toilet door. I thought about knocking him in too.
Who would have thought that Zhou Orangutan suddenly stopped blocking the door at this moment. Perhaps he was frightened by my posture. When I rushed over with all my strength, Zhou Orangutan let the door open in a flash.
Then I bumped into the door, and then the door opened. There was a small threshold under the door, and I didn't notice it. Then a girl choked, lowered her head, rushed forward a few steps, and then fell down. ,
Then I heard an "ah" sound,
I lay on the ground and was stunned for a moment, wondering why it didn't hurt. Then I saw two hands pushing me aside, and there was a moaning "Ouch."
Immediately afterwards, I heard another anxious voice, "Daughter-in-law." Then Zhou Orangutan also ran in,
Only then did I look under me. When I rushed in just now, I actually knocked the door open and threw Qiao Goulu under me.
I quickly got up, and at this time Zhou Orangutan also came in. I saw Qiao Goulu lying flat on the ground in a "big" shape, and something very obvious,
I was a little confused, so I looked carefully and found that Qiao Goulu's right hand was still holding a condom, and it had been opened. The used condom still had liquid inside.
I don't know what she wants to do with that condom,
But I suddenly became depressed,
Zhou Gorang helped Qiao Goulu up, and then Qiao Goulu's first reaction was to reach out and grab the used condom, and then put it on her back. I was a little depressed. She was not afraid of getting wet, but it was obvious that she She blushed. I have known Qiao Goulu for so long, and this is the first time I saw her blush.
Zhou orangutan surrounded Qiao Goulu and asked with great concern, "Are you okay, wife, are you okay?"
Qiao Goulu reached out and rubbed her butt, and then her breasts. She looked at Zhou Orangutan with an aggrieved face and said nothing.
I understood everything, so I bowed happily to Qiao Goulu, "I'm sorry, sister-in-law, I really didn't mean it." But I was too embarrassed to move forward because she kept a hand on her back. Moreover, she had been holding a used condom in her hand. She must have thought twice about where to throw the used condom. Perhaps she was guilty of thief, and her subconscious was too embarrassed to throw the condom into the toilet.
I thought again, it’s not right, can’t I just throw it in and flush it?
When I was puzzled, Zhou Orangutan said, "I told you not to come in. Don't come in. You still have to rush."
I looked at Zhou Orangutan and said, "Did you tell me there is another person inside?"
"Then what do you want me to say."
"Let's just say it, shit, why were you hiding when I charged just now? If you didn't hide, would these problems occur?"
"Why won't it appear?"
"Would it feel the same if I bumped into you as if I bumped into the door?"
"Why do you have to go to the toilet?"
"Hey, fuck, hurry up, get out quickly, I have to go to the toilet." I immediately changed the subject, and then pushed Zhou Orangutan and Qiao Goulu out.
After pushing it out, I locked the door from the inside, and then carefully observed the crime scene. There was no material left behind.
I stood there and relieved myself first, which was quite comfortable. Then I stood in the toilet and recalled carefully why Qiao Goulu didn't just throw the condom away, but caught it in her hand.
I looked around for a long time and found that the corner of the toilet was particularly clean.
I was stunned for a moment, walked over, stretched out my hand and touched it gently, and then thought about it again.
The toilet is for sitting. After opening the door, go straight to the left and you will find the toilet. When you reach the end, there is a sink. The toilet is more than two meters long and one meter wide. There is a large open space in the corner.
I am a person who likes to solve problems. Suddenly I remembered something, so I took my condom out of my wallet. After taking it out, I opened it, threw it into the toilet, and then flushed it.
I suddenly realized that I couldn’t flush it out. Now I understood why there were words prohibiting defecation on the toilets in Internet cafes. I also understood why the condom in Qiao Goulu’s hand felt wet. She must have She wanted to rush off, but she couldn't. She also knew that I was outside, so she was afraid that I would see it, so she thought about how to throw away the condom or hide it. Maybe she suddenly found it somewhere and was happy. , I rushed in,
I thought of this, then nodded with satisfaction, smiled, and said to myself, "These two are really weak. What are you doing with them? Just let them float on top. How powerful are you two in reality?" They dare to do it anywhere. If a man and a woman come out of the toilet and find a used condom, that's nothing. It's so normal. If a person comes out of the toilet alone and is seen by others, he will be easily despised. I threw a condom into the toilet and left. What can I do with a TT? Take a TT and then masturbate." I don't know why, when I said this, I suddenly thought about Xiao Chao very evilly, and then I felt a little bit I feel sorry for this condom that I have kept in my wallet for a long time. I bought it with a lot of money, but I haven’t used it in a long time.
I'm a little confused again. These two are a little too crazy. It's either a hospital toilet or an Internet cafe toilet. According to this logic, when I go to Yuedian again in the future, I will remind Brother Fei to pay attention to the sound insulation effect of their toilets. , wherever the two of them go and do, Qiao Goulu will change his name to Qiao Xingxing from now on. One Zhou Orangutan and the other Qiao Xingxing are really too cool, too cool,
But I was also very satisfied. I wasted a condom and solved my doubts. I opened the door and was about to go out when I saw Xiao Xiyu.
Xiyu looked at me and smiled, "Liuliu, why are you back?"
I sighed, "It's okay. I'm really depressed. I want to kill the big lobster."
"What's wrong with him?" Just as I was about to speak, Xiyu pushed me and said, "Wait for me. We'll talk later. I'll go to the toilet first."
I nodded, "Yeah, you can talk about it when you come back." Then I returned to my seat. I saw Zhou Orangutan and Qiao Goulu in the corner, playing together sweetly, as if nothing happened, and they were so shameless. Chase Lin Yifei directly,
I opened the game, went to Legend, and started fighting with Brother Xu and the others.
Not long after, Xiyu came back and sat next to me. She stopped laughing and was not happy. She just looked worried, "Liu Liu."
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