"Why are you laughing?" Xiyu hit me on the side, "You bastard."
I ignored her and kept laughing to myself,
Xiyu pushed me, "bastard, let me ask you, why are you laughing? If you don't speak, the old lady will get angry."
I turned to look at Xiyu and said with a smile, "Why did you become an old woman so quickly?"
"You don't care what I have become, just smile again."
I shook my head, "Then I won't laugh, okay."
"Then when you laughed just now, why were you laughing?"
"You don't care why I'm laughing, it's none of your business. Weren't you laughing just now?"
"Will you tell me or not?"
"Didn't you laugh just now?"
"What does it have to do with me laughing?"
"Then it's none of your business if I laugh."
Xi Yu put his hands on his waist, "You bastard, what are you laughing at? If you don't say anything, I will get the hang of it. Just follow the example of Big Lobster."
When I heard this, I thought about it and said with a smile, "I always thought I was a person with a wife. After a long time of trouble, I am a person without a wife. That's great. I always thought there was only a big tree in front of me, but now I know "It turns out that it is just a seed and has not grown into a big tree. There is still a forest in front of me. I want to cherish it. I will buy a harvester tonight and go to the forest to harvest tomorrow."
When Xiyu heard this, he also laughed,
Now I was confused again, "Why are you laughing again?"
Xi Yu shook his head, "You bastard, are you challenging my patience? I'm going home tomorrow, so I have to do a lot of hard work today, and then everyone will be in a bad mood, so it's over. , is not."
"This is what you said."
"You are angry with me."
I took a deep breath and said nothing,
"Are you asking me to fight with you?"
"I was wrong."
When Xiyu heard this, he laughed and turned around. Just when I was waiting for the traffic light and stopped the car, Xiyu came over and hugged my neck, and kissed me on the face, "Liuliu, I love you."
I turned my head and looked at Xiyu who was smiling, and smiled without saying anything. We have a gentlemanly demeanor. We are not afraid of our wives, we love them. Fear and love are two different concepts.
After passing the traffic lights and walking not far, we arrived at the train station. I simply parked my car in a relatively wide parking lot opposite the train station instead of driving into the train station. The reason was very simple. There were many people inside. There are many cars, but my skills are limited. More importantly, my temper is too bad. I don’t want to go inside and be in a very narrow space with them. I get stuck here and there. I have to start, stop, start, stop every now and then, just in case I’m not careful. If the engine is turned off, wouldn't that be a shame?
Have you ever seen someone driving a big handkerchief and turning it off at every turn?
I am thin-skinned, too shy, and would be shy,
Xiyu and I got out of the car. Xiyu turned to look at me, "Liuliu, hurry up. I'm hungry. I refunded the ticket. Let's leave quickly. I want to eat a lot."
"Why don't you have any sense of humor? Why have you spent so long with me for nothing?"
Xiyu smiled and hugged my waist, "Liuliu, I love you."
I hugged Xiyu's shoulders and said, "I love you too, baby."
"Ha ha."
The two of us started walking to the ticket hall. When we got inside, I glanced at the ticket refund gate, and then I became depressed, "Why are there so many people?"
"Then you have to queue up." Xiyu smiled and said, "Let's go." After saying that, he hugged my arm and said, "It's two hundred yuan."
I sighed, "You said the train station is so crowded. When will China's population problem be solved?"
"It's not your turn to worry about that."
"First, let the best in the world be the best, and then the world will be settled."
"That worry, that joy."
"Naturally there are worries and joys."
Xiyu smiled, "Okay, Liuliu, let's go queue up. I'm also depressed. You said there are so many people at the ticket booth, why are there so many people at the ticket booth?"
"Hey, China has this population problem."
"Stop it." Xiyu stretched out his hand and pulled my arm. "Stop talking nonsense and leave quickly."
I shook my head and said nothing. Just as I was about to follow Xi Yu, I heard a familiar voice: "666, not a penny more, not a penny less. Even at this price, given the market conditions, it must not be possible." It’s cheaper.”
I was stunned for a moment and stopped immediately because the voice sounded too familiar, and I have always been very sensitive to the number 6.
Xiyu looked at me, "Why don't you leave? What are you doing?"
"I thought I heard the voice of the ticket seller we saw last time."
"Put it down, the train station is so chaotic, how can you hear clearly?"
"It's true." I glanced at Xi Yu. "You know, the number 6 is very obvious to me. Moreover, he must have said not just one 6, but three 6s."
Xiyu smiled and said, "What does that have to do with Nian?"
"Are you curious, look for them quickly and see where they are." After saying that, Xiyu and I turned around and started searching around.
After watching for a long time, Xiyu then patted me, "Liuliu, over there, over there." After saying that, Xiyu put his finger to the corner of the wall, "Liuliu, you are so powerful, you can hear me from so far away. "
I looked in Xiyu's direction, and sure enough, the ticket seller from last time wearing a green vest, casual pants, and white sneakers appeared in my sight. There was a couple next to him, who looked to be in their 20s. , he should not be 30 years old, it looks like they are talking about something,
The man is about 1.75 meters tall, has short hair, and has a very imposing manner. He has an indescribable feeling.
The girl is quite fair, a little bit fat, maybe because she wears too much, she looks a bit rich, like a lady, but after thinking about it, she doesn’t really look like her either. In short, neither of them can be described. feeling,
The ticket sellers were chatting and laughing, so leisurely and contented, and then they were talking and pointing to the ticket gate from time to time. I heard something vaguely, but I still couldn't quite understand it, but what is certain is that, He didn't continue talking about the bunch of 666,
We looked at each other for a while, then Xiyu pulled my arm and said, "Liuliu, let's go."
I turned around and said, "What are you going for?"
"What can I do? Of course I have to refund my tickets. What else can I do? After refunding my tickets, let's go eat."
"I'm not going, I'll wait."
"What are you going to do?"
"It's okay, let's go, let's go there."
Xiyu stretched out his hand and held my arm, "Then what are you going to do?"
"Didn't he ask me for 666 last time, no more, no less?" I smiled and said,
"Then what does that have to do with you?"
"Let's go, I'm going to mess with him this time. Since it's all 666, I feel that the place those two went to shouldn't be too far from my home."
"Goodbye, Liuliu, it's such a hassle. Go and refund the ticket and leave."
"It's okay." I smiled. "You know, I am a person who will take revenge. I will definitely not leave. I have to let this out."
"Let's go, I won't go."
"No, no." I smiled, pulled Xi Yu, and walked towards the green vest ticket seller, "I'll take care of it in a moment, let's go."
When they arrived next to them, the couple was arguing with the ticket seller about something.
The man said, "666, you earn a little too much. Why don't you earn twice as much? How can you be so evil?"
"How can I be so evil?" Green Vest said, "Do you know what the cost of these tickets is? In fact, I only earn you a legwork fee. Anyway, it's 666, no less."
The woman followed and said, "How can you do this kind of business? I will give you 400 yuan, and you will make more than double. Isn't that enough? We are only one ticket away. Can you please do it?"
"That's it, brother, I'm in a hurry to go home for the New Year, so please help me." The man then said, "It's almost done. You can't be too deceptive."
The green vest ticket seller shook his finger coolly and said, "666, not a penny more, not a penny less. I said, I will earn an errand money. If you want it, or not, please do as you like." His attitude was surprising. of arrogance,
The man's eyes showed a burst of surprising anger,
I saw all this, but the green vest acted as if nothing had happened, and turned to look at me, "Same to you, 666, nothing more, nothing less, anyway, here, You won’t be able to find another ticket seller today, the tickets at the train station have long been sold out.”
I smiled, then ignored the green vest and looked at the couple opposite, "Brother, where are you going? Why is it 666?"
The man glanced at me and said, "Young man, we two are in a hurry. We are only one ticket away from going back. The ticket usually costs 200 yuan. As soon as he opened his mouth, he said 666, which is not much, one point." Quite a few, do you think anyone can sell tickets like him?"
I spread my hands and said, "It's a bit too black-hearted."
"Do you also want two tickets?" the woman asked, "We are only one short of one. Can we buy it together, can it be cheaper?"
Before I could say anything, the guy in the green vest arrived leisurely, with his hands behind his back, and interrupted me directly, "It's okay, it's okay, don't worry, I still have three tickets, don't worry, they are all 666, not a cent more." "It's not a penny less. No matter how many sheets you buy, it's the same price. If you say a lot, it's a lot."
I smiled, ignored the green vest, and then looked at the couple, "Brother, where are you going?"
The man glanced at me and then sighed, "Young man, let's go to XXX."
When I heard this, I smiled and said, "It's 666 anyway, one stop ahead of our house." Then I turned around and looked at the green vest, "I said green vest."
The man was stunned for a moment, "What did you say to me?"
As soon as I finished speaking, the couple next to me and even Xiao Xiyu laughed, but no one was embarrassed to laugh, so they all covered their mouths.
The green vest turned to look at me, "Hey, I said, it's really new today, what do you mean?"
I shook my head and quickly smiled and said, "Sorry, sorry, brother, I called you wrong."
The man in the green vest gave me a sharp look, "Do you still want the votes?"
I smiled and spread my hands, "When did I say I wanted a ticket?"
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