In fact, I still can't understand to this day why Orangutan Zhou bursts out with such great power when he jumps down. How could Orangutan Zhou, who usually can't even beat a woman, get such great strength to pull me? The two of us jumped from the third floor.
I'm already hungry and desperate, and then I feel limp,
Then, I turned around and found that the two of us had fallen on a large thick air mattress. The kind of large mattress that can only be seen on TV turns out to really exist.
Zhou Orangutan lay on the mat, and the first thing he said was, "I'm stupid, why am I not dead?"
I was lying on the mat. After hearing the words of the living orangutan next to me, I quickly got up, then half-kneeling, the two of us sank into the center of the big mat, and then kept moving towards As I was sinking, I yelled at Zhou Orangutan, "I'm so fucking stupid to you." Then I immediately pounced on Zhou Orangutan,
"Brother Xiao Liu, there is a misunderstanding."
"Ouch, ouch." I was very cruel. I sat on Zhou Orangutan's belly. I didn't care about Shen Ping or Zhou Guofa. I didn't care about the media police. I just wanted to vent my anger. "Ouch." Damn it, even if you die, you will never call me, "Fuck you". Then I punched the orangutan in the chest.
Zhou Orangutan held his head and said, "Misunderstanding, misunderstanding, Brother Xiao Liu, misunderstanding."
"Fuck you uncle, you held me and jumped downstairs. It's still a misunderstanding." Then I hit Zhou Orangutan again, hitting and pinching him. Within two times, many people came up and gave us two. separated,
Before we separated, I kept tugging on Zhou Orangutan’s arm and yelled at him, “You stupid orangutan, I’ll fuck you up!”
Then I was pulled away by the crowd,
I was on the ground, frightened for a while. I don't know why, but cold sweat broke out on my forehead. A man in a suit came over and looked at me, "Young man, is there no problem?"
I nodded, "It's okay, it's okay."
Then Shen Ping rushed up and said, "Young man, are you okay? Are you okay?"
I shook my head, "It's okay."
"Thank you so much."
"It's okay, Auntie."
"Then I'll go see Zhou Zhou first and I'll be back later."
I nodded, "Okay, Auntie, go ahead."
Xiyu and Qiao Goulu were beside me,
Xiyu stretched out his hand to wipe the sweat from my forehead. "Liuliu, you scared me to death. You just let him dance. Why did you dance with him?"
"That's it, be good and dance with him."
I glanced at Qiao Goulu, and then shouted to her, "You go away." Then I pointed at Qiao Goulu, "Tell you, the next time something like this happens, call me again. I will follow you when you get back." It’s not over.” Then I pulled Xiyu and said, “Let’s go.”
Xiyu was stunned for a moment, "What's wrong?"
"Let's go, go quickly."
"Liuliu, why are you so angry?"
"It's okay. Let's go quickly and calm down my mood."
At this time, two people came up and said, "Young man, you are up there, you are the person involved, right?"
I turned around and said, "Why am I the party involved?"
"Didn't you dance together? How about we sit down and talk."
I gave him a disgusted look, not wanting everyone to know that he must be a reporter, and then I ignored him. No one cared about me anyway. I took Xi Yu’s hand, walked out of the crowd, and then got on the motorcycle. After a while of acceleration, the two of us left the community.
Xiyu hugged my waist and said nothing.
The two of us went straight all the way to Chen Yang's house.
I parked the car,
Xiyu looked at me and said, "Liuliu, what's wrong with you?"
I shook my head, then pulled Xiyu up the stairs.
When I arrived at the door of Chenyang's house, I took a deep breath, and then opened the door smoothly.
It was a mess and smoky inside. These people were watching a movie there, but luckily it was a regular American blockbuster, not a Japanese action and romance movie.
"HELLO, beauty."
"cough."
Xiyu smiled at Chenyang and the others,
I took a deep breath and said, "Go, go."
"Stupid Liu'er, you didn't see your father and me, did you?"
"It's your uncle." I cursed at Brother Xu, "You're such a bad guy."
"You are the one who made the most of it."
I didn't have the intention to scold Brother Xu and the others, so I turned around and entered the house. Once inside, I locked the door. After locking it, I jumped onto the bed and lay down on the bed, not moving. Yes, my mind is very confused,
Seriously, it really scared me just now. Although the third floor is not very high, it seems normal if you fall to your death and your legs are shortened and your arms are broken. What’s more important, it’s Zhou Orangutan’s bad character. , just dance by yourself, you still have to drag me to dance, it’s almost making me depressed.
I lay on the bed. I didn’t know why, but I was really scared. I couldn’t calm down from this energy. The more I thought about it, the more scared I became.
Xiyu slowly walked to my side, then took off his shoes, and sat up. Xiyu sat at my head, with his legs crossed together and said "Hey"
I raised my head and glanced at Xiyu, but said nothing.
Xiyu pushed me and said, "Hey."
"Don't pay attention to me, don't pay attention to me."
Xiyu smiled and said, "As for you, are you?"
"What does it matter?"
"Look at the sweat on your forehead."
I stretched out my hand and wiped it, then raised my head and looked at Xi Yu, "You have never experienced that feeling just now. Really, it was like flying, and then it went down. Although it only lasted a few seconds, it was really scary."
"Aren't you okay?"
I shook my head, "Who said it's okay, idiot."
"You deserve it. You made your own blind promise in the first place."
I was stunned for a moment, "What did I promise?"
"As you said before you went up, either you don't want to jump at all, or you can jump at all times."
"I'm so stupid."
"You're fine, aren't you? What's the matter with you?"
"I didn't know there was a big cushion down there."
"If you had jumped earlier, you really wouldn't have."
"What do you mean?"
"The mats have just been made and laid. Moreover, the third floor is low. If it were higher, the mats would be useless."
I took a deep breath, then raised my head, "Damn, I'm so angry."
"By the way, Liuliu, why were you so fierce just now?"
"What are you doing?" I looked up at Xi Yu, "I was dragged down from the third floor by Zhou Orangutan."
Xiyu was stunned for a moment, "What."
"I was dragged down by him. It wasn't that I didn't drag him and he didn't let go. He grabbed me and jumped down hard. I didn't hold on well and he jumped down. "
Xiyu looked at me and said, "Really?"
"Really, didn't you see my first move after I came down?"
Xiyu shook his head, "No, after you fell, someone came up to pull you, and then I saw you come down."
"Then Shen Ping didn't see it either."
Xiyu shook his head, "No, I can't see it. There are too many people and it's too chaotic."
I took a deep breath and said, "Damn, I'm really pissed off. What would happen to the two of us if there wasn't a cushion underneath."
Xiyu looked at me and thought for a while, "If he falls on you, you will probably be in danger. If you fall on him, he will be in danger. If neither of you fall on him, he will probably die." If you can’t fall to death, your arms will be broken and your legs will be shortened or something.”
I buried my head on the bed again, then reached out and smashed the sheets twice, "I'm going to fuck him, I'm going to fuck him."
"Okay, okay, it won't happen"
I took a deep breath, then turned my body around and looked at the ceiling.
Then Xiyu also lay down and put his head above my face, "Hey."
I was stunned for a moment, looking at Xi Yu's big watery eyes, I took a deep breath, "Does this count as seducing me?"
Xiyu smiled, "Go away, whoever seduced you, I just want to see how you are doing."
I shook my head, "It's probably nothing serious, and I can't die if I die."
"Okay, are you so angry?"
"Someone drags you to your death for no reason. How can you not be angry?"
"Then there's no need to be so angry."
I looked at Xi Yu and said, "Next time Orangutan Zhou jumps off a building, I will kick him down to save him from wasting food."
Xiyu let out a "cheep" and laughed, then stretched out his hand to touch my face, "Okay, I've vented a lot, don't be so angry anymore."
I sighed, and then looked at Xiyu for a minute, then I closed my eyes and lay down, motionless.
Xiyu pushed me from the side,
I didn't move,
She pushed me again,
I still didn't move,
Xiyu smiled and said, "Hey, you pretended to be dead for me, didn't you?"
I still don't move,
Xiyu pushed me again, "Wang Baliu, if you don't say anything, I'm leaving."
I closed my eyes and said, "Daughter-in-law, I need artificial respiration to soothe my wounded heart."
"You are hurt somewhere and need comfort."
"soul,**."
"Oh," Xiyu smiled, "Then how can I help you."
I stretched out my hand and pointed to my mouth, "Be a woman."
"Get out, get out."
"Really, what a good wife."
Xiyu looked at me and said, "I went out to watch TV with them."
"Can you bear to see death without saving me?"
"Don't pretend."
"Just one bite, just one kiss from you, and I'll be fine."
Xiyu smiled, and then I felt Xiyu's lips kiss her. I hugged Xiyu quickly, and then pressed her under me.
Xiyu said "Ah", "You are crazy, you scared me to death."
I smiled and said, "Haha, wife, come here."
Xiyu pushed me twice, "Get up, get up."
"Only a fool gets up." Then I kissed him again,
Xiyu started to cooperate with me and just gave me a few symbolic pushes. The two of us quickly took off our clothes, and then my phone rang.
I glanced at the phone, then at Xi Yu below me, "Continue, continue."
Xiyu glanced at me and then said nothing.
I kissed her again, and just when I was thinking about my next move, the phone rang again,
Xiyu took a deep breath. You went to answer the phone first. It really affected the atmosphere.
I turned around and got out of bed angrily and took out the phone from the pile of clothes. Then I hung up the phone directly.
As a result, as soon as I hung up and went to bed, the call came again.
I couldn't bear it anymore and just took out the battery of the phone. Then I threw the phone into pieces and I don't know where I threw it.
Then I pounced on Xiyu on the bed,
Unlimited passion,
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