Geleshan is a very special place in Chongqing. There is a dialect in Chongqing that scolds: "Your child came from Geleshan."
It is estimated that many people in other places do not understand what it means. In addition to having a military district on the Gele Mountain, it is also more famous for the mental hospital on it. To say that someone came down from the Gele Mountain means to call someone crazy.
The four of us sat at the back of the bus and were almost bored to death. To be honest, our bus was filled with the smell of girls' perfume.
Me, Brother Yingjun and Brother Tu were really bored and didn’t know what to do. Only Brother Donkey was smelling the perfume with his two noses, looking like he was enjoying it. From time to time he would comment on which girl wore a certain perfume.
It's like having special powers.
Now I am looking out the car window and feeling worried.
Damn it, I didn’t think too much when I let Brother Lu fool me in the first place. Now if Zhao Shanyu knew that I went to study nursing and lived in a girls’ dormitory, what would she think?
I guess with Zhao Shanyu's violent temper, beating me up would be a minor offense. This is why I haven't dared to call her since I reported to school.
There are a lot of people in this class, so I haven’t met Zhao Shanyu now, but I will always meet him during military training. Zhao Shanyu will definitely be angry when he sees me standing next to a girl.
"What are you thinking about?" Brother Lu asked me obscenely: "Have you fallen in love with a girl? Let me tell you, Brother Lu, and I promise to help you pick her up."
I glanced at this guy. With his IQ, he probably could only think of using drugs, so I ignored him. I was worried.
At about 4:30, the car also stopped at the gate of the Gele Mountain Military Region.
As soon as we got there, we lined up immediately.
Then the instructor who led our class was called Niu Gang, a young man about twenty-three years old, but he had a serious face. He asked us to run in in a queue, and then let us go in and choose a dormitory by ourselves in a dormitory building.
Just when the four of us were about to follow these old ladies in, Niu Gang yelled at the four of us: "What are those four guys doing? Stop."
After saying that, instructor Niu Gang walked up to us, glanced at a few of us and shouted, "You still want to enter the girls' dormitory?"
"Tell the instructor, we live in the girls' dormitory at school." Brother Tu stood up straight and shouted.
"Get out of here, go to the boys' dormitory over there." Niu Gang frowned and pointed to the boys' dormitory next to him.
"No, instructor, I don't want to go in to pick up soap." Brother Lu's face suddenly turned bitter.
The instructor was not verbose at all. He rushed up and kicked Brother Donkey in the stomach. He kicked Brother Donkey so hard that he covered his stomach and screamed.
"Ouch, I hit someone, it hurts so much." Brother Donkey yelled.
But the soldiers passing by acted like they didn't see it.
Although he was from a dormitory, and although I wanted to help, one look at the instructor showed that although he was not tall, only 1.7 meters tall, he was a soldier and probably had very dirty tricks.
In the belief that it is better for one person to be beaten than for the four of us to be beaten together, the three of us wisely did not take action.
"Are you still talking nonsense? Get over there and meet here at 5:30 tomorrow." After saying that, Niu Gang walked away in a swagger.
"It would be a bad person not to take revenge for what happened to his grandma." Brother Lu held his stomach, Brother Tu supported him, and the four of us walked into the boys' dormitory.
When we walked in, there were already many buddies living inside, and people were squatting and smoking in the corridor. When they saw the four of us coming in, they all looked outside with envy.
"Damn it, guys, how did you get into the girls' dormitory at school? You're so cool." When those guys saw us coming in, they quickly gave us cigarettes.
Brother Lu suddenly straightened his back and said with a leader's air: "Well, it's just a joke, isn't it just a girls' dormitory?"
"Damn it, you're an idol." These buddies said one by one.
We were all of the same age, and we all had similar personalities, so we quickly started chatting.
I suddenly felt a little sick in my stomach. I approached the dormitory to use the toilet, but they told me that there was no water and I had to go to the public toilet opposite.
I couldn't stand it anymore. I guess I drank too much yesterday, so I just pulled out a few pieces of paper and rushed out.
There is a one-story public toilet opposite. My stomach hurts so much that I can't even walk. I feel like I'm going to pull out if I take a few more steps.
I rushed in quickly, opened a door, locked it, and squatted down.
Comfortable.
So comfortable.
"That instructor was so perverted today, he touched my butt."
Suddenly, a girl's voice came from the next door separated by a wooden board. Hey, why did a girl run into the women's restroom?
I felt strange, and suddenly a female voice came from the right.
Damn, something was wrong. I looked back at the trash can and saw a few sanitary napkins in it.
I swallowed.
Now there are two possibilities. The first one is that these old ladies like to run into the men's room to use the toilet. As for the second one, I fucking ran into the women's room!
I suddenly felt my heart pounding. The first one was unlikely. According to the current situation, it was probably the second one. Damn it, if I were discovered, my reputation in this life would be ruined!
After I finished, I didn't dare to go out. Women's voices often came from around me. I didn't dare to move for fear of making any noise.
Suddenly, Zhao Shanyu and a strange female voice came from outside.
"Shan Yu, where is the boyfriend you told me about yesterday? You are so beautiful. Your boyfriend must be very handsome and rich, right?"
"He is just a little bastard. Although he is not very handsome, his character is absolutely fine and he is a very upright person." Zhao Shanyu's voice came from outside, and then Zhao Shanyu said: "It's strange, school has started, he
Why haven't you called me? Forget it, I'll call him. I also brought him some gifts and asked him to come down and get them."
I quickly took out my phone and prepared to turn it off, fuck.
"Whoever is lewd, I am lewd. Whoever is lewd, I am lewd."
I stared blankly at the ringtone. Zhao Shanyu chose this ringtone for me, saying it suited my personality very well.
I suddenly had an ominous premonition.
Bang!
The door was kicked open.
I quickly took two steps back. Zhao Shanyu looked at me in the toilet in surprise, with a big mouth.
At this time, Zhao Shanyu was wearing a camouflage uniform, with a pigtail, and no makeup, but he looked extremely beautiful.
There was a girl with a pockmarked face next to Zhao Shanyu. This girl looked at me and covered her mouth in surprise. She pulled the corner of Zhao Shanyu's clothes and asked, "Shanyu, this, this is the character you said is absolutely perfect."
No problem boyfriend?”
Zhao Shanyu had a dark face, squeezed out a smile, blinked at me twice and asked: "Xiao Fengfeng, can you explain what's going on?"
"If I said I went to the wrong bathroom, would you believe me?"