I covered my bruised and swollen face and walked slowly to the dormitory.
I swear, I have never done anything immoral in my life. The worst thing I have ever done was when I was seven or eight years old, I occasionally peeked at the little girl next door taking a shower.
I offended someone, even if I accidentally entered the women's restroom, Zhao Shanyu caught me and beat me up, which hurt me to death.
Especially my nose, I feel it is crooked.
I covered my face and walked back to the dormitory. Brother Lu and the three of them were lying on the bed playing. When he saw my appearance, Brother Tu stood up and asked, "Fuck, who are you fighting with? Why don't you call us? Let's go."
, Brother, I will help you find the place."
"It's okay, it's okay. I dropped it myself." Now I have to swallow it even if I break my teeth. I can't tell them that I ran into the girls' toilet and let my girlfriend catch me and beat me up. How embarrassing.
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"Why did you fall so hard that you got a panda eye?" Brother Donkey looked at me with gloating and asked with a smile.
"It's none of your business." I lay down on the bed and fell asleep. If I talked to them again, I would be scolded by them.
When I go to sleep, I really mean sleep, no ambiguity at all.
When I woke up, I looked at my phone and saw that it was already five o'clock in the morning the next day. I felt that the injury on my face was getting better, and it was slightly brighter outside.
I quickly ran up and ran to their side to wake them up.
Fortunately, Brother Yingjun and Brother Tu got up as soon as they barked. But Brother Donkey, wearing red underwear and sleeping with his buttocks stuck out, couldn't get up even after being beaten to death.
This is military training for the army. Is it a joke to be late? You will get beaten even if you don't say anything. Brother Tu is so domineering that he just took a basin of water and poured water on Brother Donkey to wake him up.
We quickly brushed our teeth and rinsed our mouth, and it was almost done. The four of us hurriedly ran downstairs.
Now there were many students lining up and waiting below. I covered my face and followed Brother Lu and the three of them into the group of girls, for fear that Zhao Shanyu would see them.
Zhao Shanyu was already extremely angry yesterday, and now if she sees me here again, hey, I'm a little scared of the consequences just thinking about it.
Soon the instructors ran over, and Niu Gang yelled at one of our classes: "Okay, I know you are weak, so let's run ten laps to warm up."
"Damn it, instructor, this lap is at least 800 meters." Brother Donkey roared.
"What are you looking at? Is this 800 meters? This is the standard 1,500 meters. Those who cannot finish before eight o'clock are not allowed to eat breakfast, line up and run!" the instructor yelled.
None of the women in the group had any complaints. Only Brother Lu rolled his eyes while running, and said, "I can't do it anymore. I really can't do it anymore. Brother Tu, just run away behind my back."
"I'm going, what's the matter?" I cursed in a low voice.
The first few laps were fine, especially the last two laps. The grandson of Brother Lu started foaming at the mouth, which scared us into thinking he was suffering from epilepsy. Finally, the instructor ran over and was about to use a plastic stick, but Brother Lu immediately became full of energy.
He jumped up and said he was fine.
To be honest, military training in college is really not for fun. It’s not like I didn’t have military training in high school. I just played around and didn’t do much training. Now I’m suddenly asked to run 15,000 meters. It’s really fucking difficult.
The last run ended at exactly 7:55. I originally thought that my physical fitness was excellent, but after running, I was so tired that I rolled my eyes and almost fainted on the ground.
All the girls in the group were sweating profusely. They were already wearing thin clothes, but they could see more clearly.
Brother Donkey was running like a dead dog before, but now he suddenly became lively and energetic, handing water and towels to beautiful girls everywhere, and then waiting for these girls to wipe their sweat, Brother Donkey held the towel and sniffed it vigorously.
I have infinite doubts that Brother Lu is really a bit of a psychopath.
Fortunately, at eight o'clock, Naniu Gang also came over and told us to go to the cafeteria to eat.
This canteen is very big, with dozens of windows. Our class queued up in front of one window.
In line with the tradition of ladies first, the four of us were mercilessly left at the back. At 8:30, it was finally the turn of Brother Lu in front.
I was so hungry that my chest pressed against my back. Looking at the steamed buns in the cafeteria, I really wanted to eat them all.
As soon as Brother Donkey walked over and took a look, he immediately cursed: "Fuck, is this for people to eat? It looks so unpalatable at first glance, there isn't even any meat. It's not necessarily for dogs to eat. Labor and management have to eat meat fillings."
Big bun, if you don’t give me buns, I won’t do it.”
I suddenly felt that this donkey brother had committed another crime. I quickly pushed him away and said to a soldier in military uniform inside: "Brother, if he doesn't eat, I will, so I will."
The soldier didn't hang me up. Just when Niu heard Brother Donkey's voice before, he came over and shouted at the four of us: "What are you doing?"
"Tell the instructor, these big buns don't have meat stuffing. I can't stand a meal without meat." Brother Donkey said, "If you don't give me meat, I won't be able to train."
"Okay, then don't eat it." Niu Gang refused to ask Brother Donkey to eat meat, and then said to the soldier who was handing out steamed buns: "Don't even give them a single steamed bun."
"Don't bother me." Brother Tu's eyes turned red and he said, "Instructor, we want to eat."
Brother Handsome's face turned pale. After exercising strenuously, he probably no longer has the strength to speak.
The instructor ignored us, turned around and left.
Looking at Brother Donkey's appearance, I already had the idea of killing him. This grandson is still acting like a coward even after joining the army.
Brother Lu was also a little embarrassed and said: "I'm sorry, brothers. When we go out, I'll treat you to spicy hotpot."
"Fuck you, I'm going to invite you to a five-star hotel for dinner after you go out. The key is, can we go out now?" I yelled at this donkey brother.
grass.
The four of us walked to a corner, and I looked at the students around me happily eating steamed buns and swallowing saliva. Damn it, I never realized that steamed buns have such a temptation for me.
Brother Tu and Brother Yingjun are similar to me, their souls are almost taken away by the steamed buns.
"As for what, look at how cowardly you are." Brother Lu looked indifferent, but his eyes were staring at the steamed buns.
Suddenly, Zhao Shanyu from a distance came over with two steamed buns.
Brother Lu stood up in a flash, swept away his previous decadent appearance, and his eyes became extremely melancholy. He stopped in front of Zhao Shanyu, straightened his collar, and asked Zhao Shanyu with a smile: "Beautiful lady
, are you here to find me?"
As soon as Zhao Shanyu was about to speak, Brother Lu quickly shook his head and said: "NONO, don't say it, I know what you want to say. There are too many people who like me, and you are just one of them. I rarely eat steamed buns, but you are so
Of course I will accept the steamed buns given by the beautiful lady."
I sighed and shook my head, knowing what would happen next with my toes.