"Work in exchange for remuneration is reasonable."
So Fang Zheng, who was in the late stage of lazy cancer, nodded and said: "Okay."
"Bucket, bucket, bucket, where's the master bucket? I want the big one!" The fat man suddenly became happy when he heard it. It didn't matter if he was hungry, he just wanted to drink water now!
Bang!
Fang Zheng took out his water-carrying Datong from the kitchen. The large iron bucket, one meter high and half a meter wide, stood in front of the fat man.
The fat man who was shouting excitedly just now was dumbfounded. He pointed at the bucket and said, "Master, did you take the wrong one? Are you sure this is not your water tank?"
Fang Zheng pointed to the oversized water tank in the kitchen and said, "That's a water tank. Do you want to try it?"
The fat man glanced at the water tank and suddenly had a bitter look on his face. He cursed in his heart: "Holy crap! That's a water tank? That's a water tank in your house? That's a pond, okay? Fatty can jump in and swim!"
Fang Zheng naturally understood the plight of the fat man, but he was still mean and added: "This bucket is already my biggest. If you don't like the small size, just carry the water tank down."
"It's not too small, it's not too small." The fat man shouted quickly, and then tried the water bucket. It was made of iron. It was not heavy, but it was not light either. It was okay for one person to withstand it. But if it was filled with water... the fat man's face
I collapsed immediately. I glanced at the monkey, who was putting his hands in his pockets, whistling, and looking at the sky, with a look on his face like I didn't see anything and didn't know anything.
The fat man went up and kicked the monkey on the butt, saying: "Do you want to drink water? If so, just do it. Otherwise, if the fat man brings back the water, you won't be able to drink it!"
The monkey then said: "Master, I don't know how much water we have to fetch before we can drink water?"
Fang Zheng pointed at the Buddha vat and said, "Fill it up, that's enough."
The five people came over and took a look inside. They were all stunned! This water tank looked very big, and it looked even bigger from the inside!
The monkey swallowed and said, "How many buckets will it take to fill it?"
Fang Zheng said: "About ten barrels is enough."
"Master, how did you get up to this level?" The fat man didn't give up and wanted to find a shortcut. He didn't think that this frail monk could carry water up and down the mountain by himself. As for the wolf, although he was strong and strong,
A wolf is a wolf, not an ox or a horse. It is born with soft waist bones and certainly does not have the physical strength to fill the water tank alone.
Fang Zheng said: "Take your pick."
"Are you alone?" Everyone was stunned.
Fang Zheng nodded and said, "There is also Lone Wolf who will help me pick some."
Everyone was still a little confused. Such a big bucket and such a thin monk looked normal when viewed individually. But when put together, it was a bit inconsistent.
"Donors, are you still carrying water? If you are carrying water, you have to hurry up. Going up and down the mountain is not easy." Fang Zheng said.
"How is it? Do you want to do it or not?" the fat man asked the monkey.
The monkey gritted his teeth and said, "Okay! You pick the big one and I'll pick the small one!"
"Get out of here, let's carry the big ones together! We're tired from going up and down the mountain, how about we just carry the big ones once in one trip?" the fat man laughed and scolded.
The monkey was a little hesitant, but looking at the hopeful look in Lu Xiaoya's eyes, of course he couldn't let go of the chain at this time. So he agreed, no longer carrying the pole, and each person lifted one end and carried the big bucket down the mountain.
When Jiang Ting, Lu Xiaoya, and Ruan Ying saw this, they all followed with various small basins. Lu Xiaoya smiled and took a water glass...
Seeing this, Fang Zheng was speechless for a while. Sure enough, some people are still very thieves...
Fang Zheng didn't care when they came back from the mountain, but his rice was still in the pot. The big pot simmered rice very slowly, and Fang Zheng's skill at cooking rice was not bad. He knew when to use slow fire and when to use martial fire. The alternation of civil and military fire
, to cook the most delicious rice. This skill was learned from Master Yi Zhi. The mountain was poor, and Monk Yi Zhi couldn't make delicious rice to satisfy Fang Zheng's greed, so he practiced it.
He has great cooking skills.
Of course, it also showed in a few simple rice and vegetable recipes. For the rest, even if he wanted to study it, he couldn't afford the ingredients to practice.
Fang Zheng adjusted the fire to a simmer, then went to the bodhi tree in the yard and quietly read the Buddhist scriptures.
This Buddhist sutra is not a complete volume, and I don’t know what the name of the whole volume is. Because half of the book has been missing, and there is no beginning or end, so nothing can be seen. However, there is a passage in it, a morning lesson scripture, which is very nice to read.
.And when you recite it, it will indeed make you feel peaceful and comfortable.
In addition, since I really have nothing to do, I might as well read it a hundred times, its meaning will become apparent to me, and it will be better to review the past and learn something new.
At the foot of the mountain, Fatty, Monkey and others finally arrived at the mountain spring. Fatty suddenly slapped his head and shouted: "Oh, are we stupid? The monk's water is all obtained from here, why should we ask him for water?"
?There is plenty of it, we can just lie down in it and drink it! Why carry water?"
Monkey and the others suddenly came to their senses: "That's right! What are we doing when we are carrying so much water? Why are we working so hard? Let's just drink it!"
Then, the five people cheered and rushed to the spring, no longer asking for buckets, like wild horses running wild.
The fat man laughed even more and said: "Monkey, do you think this water would be popular if it was turned into mineral water?"
"It's necessary!" The monkey's eyes were bright!
"Go back, collect the money, let's do it! We're going to give it away, haha... That damn monk can't even guard the treasure, he deserves to be poor! He didn't even give us a bowl for 1,000 yuan, and now I won't give him a penny.
He can drink enough! When I contract the spring water, let him spend money to drink water! A thousand yuan a bowl!"
"Fat man, don't be so rude. I think one thousand and five is just right." The monkey said with a smile.
The two of them immediately became happy, and the three women also laughed. Jiang Ting said: "That master is indeed a little hateful."
Lu Xiaoya chuckled and said: "But he is not smart enough to tell us this treasure land like this. We are going to get rich, but he is going to be poor..."
Everyone laughed again and ran to the spring. Those who had basins used basins, and those who had cups used cups. The fat man lay directly on the edge of the spring and poked his head in to drink. The monkey squatted there, scooping water with both hands to drink...
After a few seconds, the smiles of several people froze.
Then they all stood up and vomited.
"What's going on? Why does this water taste so bad?" The fat man screamed the loudest.
"Fat man, don't talk nonsense. It's not as bad as you said. It's much better than the mineral water we drank before, but compared with the master's water, it's just like clouds and mud." Jiang Ting said bitterly.
road.
"Yes, I just said that I was stupid. Now it seems that I am not stupid at all! The place I told us is not the place where I fetch water at all." Lu Xiaoya said sadly.
Ruan Ying said: "Then what should we do now? Is this water still available?"
"Come here, I won't accept another sip of that water! And after I go up, I must ask what happened to the monk's water and why it tastes so good! There must be something fishy in it. If that water
He can get it himself, so there is no need for us to pick up this broken spring water." The fat man hummed.
PS: Okay, everyone is saying it’s hard to wait, so I’ll change the update time to 0 p.m. or 12 noon. If it goes on the shelves, it will be updated at least 3 times. I’ve been saving articles recently, and if it goes on the shelves, I’ll try to make it a big hit.