The monkey also nodded and said: "It's possible, but more likely, he uses this water to wash clothes..."
The fat man was shocked...
Despite various speculations, several people decided to go up and talk. The big bucket was filled with water, and the fat man and the monkey roared, but the bucket didn't move at all!
The two of them were immediately embarrassed. The fat man said: "I was just joking, but this time I really tried hard. Monkey, come on!"
The monkey spit on his hands and nodded.
Jiang Ting looked at the two of them suspiciously and said, "You two gentlemen can't lift it, right?"
"What are you talking about? Look at my tendons, does it look like I have no strength?" The fat man was dissatisfied and asked the monkey to use more force!
The two of them moved forward and backward, groaning, their faces flushed from holding back, and the big bucket finally started to sway.
"Monkey, you are using so much force!" the fat man shouted.
"I've used up all my strength to suck the milk, okay? Why is this bucket so heavy?"
"Don't let your guard down at this critical moment! Our women are watching!"
"Walk!"
So, the two of them wandered onto the road, and after walking for a while, they saw a lone wolf coming down carrying two buckets. As he walked past, he gave the two of them a look of contempt, and then
Bounced down.
"Holy shit! I was despised by a wolf!" The fat man shouted unwillingly.
"What wolf? I think it's just a dog!" the monkey said through gritted teeth. He also saw the look in his eyes.
"Yes, it's a dog! Big fat dog!" The fat man scolded him, and the two continued to work hard.
A few minutes later, there was a sound of footsteps behind them. The two looked back and saw the lone wolf fetching two buckets of water and running up. He overtook the two of them at a trot. When he passed the fat man, he slapped him twice with his tail.
!
The angry fat man waited for the lone wolf to run away and cursed: "If fat man hadn't been in a good mood today, I would have stewed you!"
While he was talking, the fat man shook the bucket, and the bucket swayed, splashing water everywhere. The fat man immediately felt that the bucket seemed a little lighter!
The monkey scolded: "You walk more carefully!"
"I know, I know, don't yell, the fat man is watching the road." The fat man muttered, but he swayed in three or two steps, and some water spilled out, making it lighter. The monkey soon understood what the fat man meant, and followed the sway.
, the two of them pushed each other, and the water kept pouring out. The bucket became lighter, and the two of them relaxed. They really lifted it to the top of the mountain in one breath. From a long way away, they saw a bald monk standing at the gate of Yizhi Temple.
He is gentle and quiet, and has great Buddha nature.
Fang Zheng was also a little surprised. These obviously pampered rich kids actually lifted such a big bucket, which really impressed him. At least, he would never be able to handle it without practicing the Powerful Vajra Palm!
When the fat man and the monkey were waiting for them to clatter and put the big bucket in front of Fang Zheng to claim credit, Fang Zheng's face suddenly turned dark.
"Master, the water has arrived, shall we pour it into the water tank for you?" The fat man said panting, wiping his sweat with a look of pride and accomplishment on his face.
Fang Zheng said: "No, the remaining water should be enough for each of you to drink a pot. Please pour it in, you can drink it."
The fat man was stunned, thinking that Fang was mocking him, and immediately became angry. Just as he was about to get angry, he heard the monkey shout: "Oh shit! Fat man, you're playing big, the water is almost running out!"
"What?" The fat man lay on the bucket and looked inside. Sure enough, the water had bottomed out. The two looked at each other and were about to cry. They were exhausted and tried their best, but in the end, their cleverness was misled by their cleverness.
, you’ve screwed yourself up! This trip was in vain!
The fat man looked at Fang Zheng pitifully and said, "Master, that water of yours..."
Fang Zheng looked at the two of them, and then at the three women who were looking at him pitifully. He shook his head sympathetically and said, "The agreement is that when the water tank is full, the management is enough. Now, the water tank is not full yet."
"Master, you have also seen that the two of them are half disabled, one is fat and the other is thin. Just do it, give us some water and send us down the mountain." Jiang Ting came up and led us.
He said with a bit of coquettishness.
However, Fangzheng didn't react at all, as if the beauty's coquettishness and cuteness were all in the air. He didn't know that this guy was about to curse: "You know that a humble monk can't pick up girls, but you still do this, you are really angry with me."
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So, with a bang, the door closed, and Fang Zheng's words came: "Everything is as agreed, Amitabha." It's a joke, everyone was so awesome when they entered the door, now... Fang Zheng should feel good!
"What should we do?" the fat man asked the monkey.
Monkey sat slumped on the steps, gritting his teeth and said: "Fat man, have we brothers ever admitted defeat when we have grown so big?"
"No! When two fought against sixteen, my nose was bruised, my face was swollen, and I had several broken bones, but I never gave up. Even after working hard in the mall for so long, picking up garbage, and even sleeping on the street, I never gave up," said the fat man.
The monkey's eyes were full of fighting spirit and said: "This is it! Our brothers have never given up in our lives, how can we give up on this matter? Isn't it just a tank of water? Fill it up for him! When the time comes, I will give him his water.
Don’t drink any more! Everyone strives for a breath, and I want this breath!”
"That's right! I'll help you drink your share!" Fatty said very loyally!
Monkey: “￥##@￥#@……”
So, the two of them went down the mountain again. Infected by the two of them, the three women stopped cheating and chased after them with small basins. Lu Xiaoya took a cup...
This time, the monkey and the fat man did not carry a full bucket of water, but half a bucket of water. Although they carried less water at one time, the burden was reduced. Both of them gritted their teeth and held their breath. They were really calm.
Lifted up.
Wow, they watched half a bucket of water pouring into the Buddha vat. Although it didn't rise much, the two of them were extremely excited! It was finally done! They hadn't felt this sense of accomplishment for a long time! This was when their business was successful.
, the joy that comes only when you chase the girl you love! It’s a simple joy, but it really makes them feel proud and happy from the heart.
"Let's go? Keep going!" The fat man got excited and shouted.
The monkey responded, and the two carried the bucket and went down the mountain again.
The three women also followed. Although they were all panting, they had no intention of resting.
Seeing this, Fang Zheng nodded secretly, and his impression of the five people began to change. At least, the resentment of getting up early was gone, and what was left was a little admiration. As the saying goes, it is easy to go from frugality to luxury, but it is difficult to go from luxury to frugality.
Not everyone can do it for a rich person to suddenly suffer hardship, especially when the hardship seems meaningless.
At first, the fat man and the monkey came for Fang Zheng’s mouthful of rootless pure water. Later, they just wanted to feel the pleasure of pouring a bucket of water into the Buddha vat, and the pleasure of walking in front of Fang Zheng and Lone Wolf.
The feeling of holding your head high! Especially fat people, when passing by a lone wolf, they have to twist their fat butt at the lone wolf to return the taunt they made when they went up the mountain.