"Ahhhhhh..." Xianyu made a string of trills and flew back at high speed.
Xianyu flew into Yizhi Temple in an arc, Fang Zheng quickly adjusted his position, slapped him again, and Xianyu flew out again.
"Good shot! Look at me!" Red Boy shouted!
The salted fish flew back again.
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After going back and forth more than ten times, Xianyu even took the time to curse twice. In the end, he finally stopped shouting and shouted: "I'm convinced! I'm convinced! Stop fighting! Let me get down!"
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When Fangzheng heard that the salted fish was finally honest, he hid to the side. The next moment, there was a bang and a salted fish was slapped on the ground like a dead fish. It rolled and rolled several meters away before finally lying on its back.
He lay on the ground, panting heavily, and cried: "Are you monks? This is too violent! Wuwuwu..."
Seeing this, Fang Zheng put his hands together and stepped forward and said, "Amitabha, donor, stop pretending. It's useless to make thunder but not rain."
Sure enough, Xianyu stood up the next moment. This guy was just like Hong Boy, with rough skin and thick flesh. For him, the slaps given by Fang Zheng and Hong Boy were just to stretch his muscles and make him feel comfortable. What was uncomfortable was that these two
This bastard used a spinning ball that made him feel motion sick and make him want to vomit!
Xianyu got up and said, "Master, what on earth are you going to do?"
Fang Zheng smiled and said: "It's very simple. After entering Yizhi Temple, you must abide by the rules of Yizhi Temple from now on."
"What if you don't comply?" Xianyu asked weakly, no longer as arrogant as before. Before, when he came to this world, he received news from the system, general information about the world and his situation.
Everything is clear. He knows very well what he is here for. He is giving it as a reward to the little bald man in front of him. His mission is to be obedient, protect the Yizhi Temple, and use his ability to serve Yizhi Temple well.
Zhisi. But this guy is an out-and-out old salted fish and old fried dough stick.
As soon as he discovered that there were no Buddhas or monsters in this world, he immediately thought that he was going to be invincible and awesome. Not only did he not want to work for Fang Zheng, he also wanted to be an ancestor and experience the addiction of becoming a Buddha and an ancestor!
It's just that he made a lot of calculations, and only in the end did he realize that he had been tricked by the system! Damn it, it was agreed that there would be no Buddha, but this monk was even more tricked than the Buddha, and he directly deprived him of his magic power! It was promised that there would be no monsters, that
Who is this little kid and the big demon king? He promised that there will be no evil heretics, but in his opinion, this monk’s heart is darker than the evil demon’s... How could he treat an old man like this!
Speaking of reaching 10,000 in the past, at this moment, Xianyu finally recognized everything in front of him. He knew that he was still a salty fish after all, and he could not afford to make big waves, and he became honest.
Fang Zheng smiled and said: "If you don't comply... So what if you compare with him? He is already so well-behaved... Do you want to give it a try?"
Fang Zheng looked at Xianyu with a smile.
Xianyu looked at the well-behaved Hong Boy, shuddered subconsciously, and quickly shouted: "Don't worry, Master, I'm good! From now on, I can be your protector with peace of mind, okay?"
"Okay, purify your mind and find him a pickle vat, where he will sleep from now on." Fang Zheng said.
When Xianyu heard this, he immediately became anxious: "Master, are you really not going to let me enter the pond?"
"You have such a salty smell. If you enter the Tianlong Pond, will the water still be usable? Others have been fumed by the salty smell all the way." Fang Zheng rolled his eyes and said.
Xianyu opened his mouth and cried out aggrievedly: "Can you blame me? I became a sperm after a salty fish. I'm not salty, so that's the blame!"
When Fang Zheng heard this, he immediately became angry and roared in his heart: "System! Come out! Are you a koi? This is a salted fish, okay?"
"Oh, don't be so angry. You can't draw the merits of the real koi, so you can only draw this salted fish. Don't underestimate this salted fish, it is very useful. If you hadn't happened to draw it,
Come on, I can't bear to give it to you." The system finally said nothing.
"Haha... return the treasure? Tell me what kind of treasure it is. If it's not good, I'll ask for a return!" Fang Zheng really couldn't see what was good about this salted fish. It was just an old fried dough stick with rough skin and thick flesh.
, it doesn’t hurt when beaten, doesn’t cry when scolded, and there is a salty smell wherever he goes... This guy is troublesome at first glance.
"This salted fish is not an ordinary salted fish. The Buddha traveled to the heavens and suddenly brought back this salted fish. At that time, he was just a salted fish and had no consciousness. The Buddha placed him in front of the lotus platform and preached the Dharma every day.
, Later, under the influence of Buddhism, the salted fish became spiritual and turned into a koi. Later, the Buddha put him into the Tianlong Pond, what do you think?" the system asked.
Fang Zheng was puzzled and asked: "How? The Tianlong Pond is already salty and the koi fish have ascended to the sky?"
The system said: "The koi carp did not ascend to heaven, but the effect of Tianlong Pond has been greatly improved! The proportion of koi carp turning into dragons has increased by 30%! Buddha said that although this salted fish cannot turn into a dragon by himself, the power he brings
The unique ability can turn the water of Tianlong Pond into Buddha's Light Holy Water. This water can drive away evil spirits and nourish all things. Use this water to raise koi and increase the chance of transforming into a dragon. Use this water to irrigate crops, and the crops will be disease-free and rich in nutrients.
, tastes great!”
"Is there such a good thing? There must be a back factor in this, right? Otherwise you would definitely not give it to me so cheaply." Fang Zheng was stunned and glanced at the salted fish secretly. This guy looked like a salted fish no matter how he looked.
Thousands of years old fried dough sticks.
The system said: "Indeed, although this salted fish has a lot of benefits, it also has a lot of troubles. As you said, he is a ten-thousand-year-old fried dough stick! Do you really think he only lived for ninety thousand years? Stop talking about this guy.
One hundred million words!”
puff!
Fang Zheng almost spurted blood on the spot! Nine trillion years? This guy has lived for nine trillion years without transforming into a dragon? Has his light made others happy? Fang Zheng really doesn’t know how to describe this old salted fish. Should he be called a living Lei Feng? Or alive?
Where's the scumbag?
The system continued: "Buddha said that his expelling shell has an extraordinary origin, and he must have a great opportunity to successfully transform into a dragon. Before transforming into a dragon, he was basically a scumbag... At the same time, this guy has lived for too long, and is better than many.
Bodhisattva, Arhat lives a long time. And there are a lot of dragon sons and grandsons who have become dragons through his light. In Lingshan, he is really an ancestor. With his character, you can go for it yourself... Buddha takes it
He also has some headaches. After all, Buddha doesn't have time to care about him every day. It is precisely because he has advantages and disadvantages that he has lowered the price to make it cheaper for you. As for returning it, don't even think about it."
After saying that, there was no movement in the system. Fang Zheng called a few times, but the system remained silent.
Fang Zheng knew that there was no chance of returning the goods. The system could pop up and give him a salted fish instruction manual, which was already very generous. Otherwise, according to his unscrupulous bastard character, even if Fang Zheng was ignored, Fang Zheng would not be able to do anything.
Since there is no chance of returning the goods, Fang Zheng looked at the salted fish in front of him and said, "Can you control your salty smell?"