Under the bodhi tree, Fang Zheng was not in the mood to read Buddhist scriptures. There were originally many monsters in the temple, and now a talking salted fish appeared, and he was a little worried. After all, this fish was not a fuel-efficient lamp at first glance.
Find a way to beat him to make him behave. Otherwise, he will jump up on someone and have them call him ancestor. Who can bear this?
So, Fang Zheng stood up and walked out of Yizhi Temple, watching Xianyu posing as he was about to jump into Tianlong Pond!
Fang Zheng coughed dryly and said, "Wait a minute!"
However, Fangzheng still underestimated the shame of this salty fish. This guy obviously heard it, but he had no intention of stopping. He jumped into the air, flipped 720 degrees in the air, and formed a sleeping Arhat in the air.
With such a posture, he plunged directly into Tianlong Pond!
Seeing Tianlong Pond approaching, a big hand suddenly appeared behind Xianyu's head and lifted him up in the air!
Xianyu was furious: "Who is it?"
Turning his head, he saw that the monkey's eyelids were half drooped, and he said with an indifferent expression: "Master told you to slow down, but you still dare to jump. It seems that you don't plan to have dinner."
Monkeys are inherently flexible, and they even developed their dexterity in order to steal things in Baiyun Temple. What's more, today's monkeys are no longer the same monkeys. Crystal rice, rootless purified water, Buddha energy, etc.
After being nourished day and night, the monkey is now a monster without magical powers or shape-shifting. His speed and strength are not comparable to those of the same kind. Catching this self-righteous, rustling salted fish is also a calculation.
Wu Xin, naturally catch it and get it right.
Xianyu said disapprovingly: "I am a fish. If I don't jump into the water, how can I live with you on land?"
As soon as he finished speaking, Fang Zheng spoke: "Amitabha, poor monk, I see that you are alive without water. In this case, you can live on land from now on."
"What?!" When Xianyu heard this, he immediately became anxious and shouted quickly: "This is not okay! I am also a fish after all, how can I live on land? I will die if I do this! You are murdering! Killing is a big deal.
What a sin!"
"Master, don't listen to his nonsense, he has become a spirit. An old salted fish who has lived for 90,000 years will definitely not die even if it is struck by lightning," said Honghai'er.
As soon as these words came out, Xianyu suddenly covered his neck and screamed: "Ah ah... I can't keep up, I can't keep up with my breathing, I'm going to die! I'm going to die, it's over, it's over, it's over... ah
ah……"
The monkey looked at Fang Zheng helplessly. Fang Zheng touched his chin and said, "Jingfa, dig a hole. If you die, bury it directly."
As soon as he said this, Xianyu rolled his eyes, broke free from the monkey's hand, jumped to the ground, and took out a stick from nowhere. He leaned on the stick, hunched over, and coughed all the way to Fang Zheng.
He looked as if he had aged instantly. Xianyu looked at Fang Zheng pitifully and said, "Master, I am already old, and I just want to return to my roots. Can you let me go back to the pond?"
Fang Zheng looked at this living treasure-like guy speechlessly, and silently took out a white handkerchief.
Xianyu asked curiously: "Master, what do you want to do?"
Fang Zheng sighed: "The poor monk is afraid that if he strikes too harshly, his hands will be filled with blood..."
Xianyu's expression suddenly froze and he asked: "Who are you going to hit?"
Fang Zheng said: "Guess?" Then he raised his right hand high, and the Dragon Elephant Exercise was running at full strength. He felt a huge power pouring into his right hand. The whole arm became thicker, and the big palm was as clear as white marble.
It's so carved! Anyone can see that once this slap falls, someone may be killed!
Of course the salted fish is not afraid. Although he is a scumbag, after living for ninety thousand years, even if he is really a salted fish, he has become a spirit! It is not something that a half-hearted person like Fang Zheng can kill, but he squinted and saw the naughty kid.
He also raised his hand, subconsciously touched his body, which had no fish scales left, and quickly shouted: "Wait a minute!"
"What do you want to say?" Fang Zheng asked.
Xianyu rolled his eyes, knelt down in front of Fang Zheng with a bang, and cried loudly: "Master, my life is miserable... wu wu wu... I'm tens of thousands of years old, just pity me."
Fangzheng finally understood. This shameless thing cannot show off his old age by pretending to be cool, and he can't show his old age by pretending to be miserable! From a certain point of view, this guy is really a talent! No, he is a fish talent! What a pity, students
Wrong place. If you were born as a person and participated in some entertainment show like Super King of Misfortune, you might win the championship.
If it were another place, Fang Zheng wouldn't bother to care about him. But he can't do that here. This is not a strange world in Lingshan where monsters are everywhere. Every world has its own rules, and Fang Zheng doesn't want this salted fish to break him.
It's quiet. Therefore, this salted fish must be suppressed and let him understand who is the master here!
Thinking of this, Fang Zheng had an idea and thought of Hong Hai'er. He could seal Hong Hai'er's magic power at any time, so could he also seal Xianyu's magic power? Thinking of this, Fang Zheng gave it a try...
"Oh! Where is my magic power?" Xianyu suddenly jumped up from the ground and exclaimed.
When Fang Zheng and Red Boy saw this, they both laughed.
Especially Hong Boy, he has always felt aggrieved because his magic power was blocked. Now he finally has a guy who shares this aggrievedness with him. This feeling, let alone, is quite refreshing! Sure enough, a person suffers,
It’s far less satisfying than having a group of people suffer!
When Fang Zheng saw that Xianyu had lost his mana, he chuckled and said: "Xianyu, if you want your mana back, just show off. If the poor monk is in a good mood, he can still give you mana. If he is in a bad mood, hum...
"
"You took away my magic power? I will fight with you!" Upon hearing this, Xianyu suddenly became anxious, rolled up his sleeves, and with a roar, he rose into the sky and started to kill!
Fang Zheng raised his eyebrows, clenched his fists, and struck the salted fish flying towards him - which was a waste of gas!
The next moment, the squirrel, the lone wolf, the red boy, and the monkey looked up at the sky.
I saw a salted fish flying hundreds of meters into the air like a salute with a series of ah sounds!
"Wow, fish can fly." The squirrel sighed.
As soon as he finished speaking, Xianyu fell from the sky and cursed at the same time: "Bald thief, take a bite of my spit!" As he spoke, Xianyu opened his mouth and was about to spit! Fang Zheng turned around and said,
Backhand pump!
Bang!
The salted fish flew up again!
After seeing the red boy, he immediately became happy and shouted: "Master, I'll wait for you outside!"
Then Red Boy ran out.
The squirrel, the lone wolf, and the monkey are a little confused. What are they doing?
When Xianyu dropped a string of long sounds, Fang Zheng changed his angle and slapped him.
Snapped!
The salted fish flew over the courtyard wall and crossed Tianlong Pond!
When the red boy outside saw this, he shouted: "Well done! Take advantage of my spin ball move!"