Yun Jianing is a beautiful college student with a good-looking appearance at the level of a school belle. She is considered a goddess, but the word goddess seems to have become more and more different today.
I have been in love twice, but that’s it. I currently have a spare tire, which is the kind where we go to restaurants to eat together and help pay the bill, but that’s it. We can’t even afford a holographic bracelet, so of course it’s a spare tire.
Today is May 20th, which is the moment when phm-s is launched. Now everyone in the circle of friends is talking about this epoch-making artifact.
After Yun Jianing saw it, he was not interested in the folding smartphone in his hand. He used to think it was pretty good, but now it looks inexplicably unpleasant and feels like there are a lot of problems with it.
The reason, of course, is that I have a new love.
I only have enough financial resources to pay for a meal, but I really want to buy a PHM-S. What should I do?
Simple, set out on your own, have enough food and clothing.
Yun Jianing, who is self-respecting and needs money, uh, no, needs to be strong, decided to take a part-time job. This job has a very beautiful name: Charming Baby.
This word is the name of an app that has been popular in the circle in recent years and is very popular in the circle.
It has nothing to do with morality, only economics.
Everything is business. If there is demand, there will be supply. If there is supply, there will be competition, and there will be marketing, which will stimulate industry.
So...ok Yun Jianing became a call girl.
It has been half a year since I entered this circle after being introduced by my "seniors".
In terms of Yun Jianing's current values, not only is her body comfortable, but her wallet is also comfortable.
She can perfectly switch between the multiple roles she plays in urban life. She studies hard during the day and works part-time at night to make money.
Yun Jianing is different from ordinary call girls. Call girls can be salary-oriented, and their own qualities vary.
So "charm babes" are different from call girls, at least that's what people in the industry think.
The specific difference is the amount of money.
The general customer base of "Charming Babies" is high-end. They usually have high IQ, high education, high quality and other excellent characteristics. Of course, the most important thing is, they also have high income and lots of money.
They also like female college students in school, especially those from prestigious colleges, because they also have high education, high IQ, high quality and other characteristics. Of course, the most important thing is that they are young and good-looking.
At this moment, Yun Jianing was walking on the streets of Handu. On his way to his destination, he happened to pass by the comprehensive offline retail store of Coastline Group. However, on the other side of the road, there was a huge queue at the scene.
A few minutes later, Yun Jianing arrived at his destination. He took a look, paused for a while in front of a high-end hotel, confirmed that the address was correct, and immediately entered the hotel.
Yun Jianing entered the hotel elevator and pressed F7. After exiting the elevator, he followed the house number and turned around a corner to find the corresponding guest room.
Immediately there was a knock on the door.
After a while, the door to the guest room opened, revealing a middle-aged man in his thirties.
"Come in." The man said with a smile. It can be seen from his words and deeds that he is a successful man and quite handsome. He is not a short, fat and greasy middle-aged uncle. He can be said to be an ideal man for marriage. In fact,
He is a married man.
The door of the guest room was closed, and Yun Jianing smiled sweetly at the man. She was wearing a white summer sweater and a black pleated knee-length skirt, and her round buttocks showed a graceful upward curve.
Her curved, slender calves were covered with a pair of flesh-colored pantyhose.
The man's heart became unbearable, so he stretched out his hand to pull her into his arms.
"Wait a minute..." Yun Jianing dexterously turned around and opened a small distance, looking at the other party with a smile, "My dear, where is the mysterious gift you said you wanted to give me?"
The man smiled, then took out a delicate silver ring-shaped object from his pocket, with a soft luster reflecting on the surface.
It was a brand new electronic product, the holographic bracelet phm-s. Yun Jianing was immediately attracted by the thing in his hand, and was so surprised that he couldn't wait to greet it.
"My dear, you know me so well."
The man's hand holding the holographic bracelet swung back, and his other hand immediately took a precise look at his waist and pulled it into his arms. Yun Jianing let out a soft sigh: "Give it to me quickly..."
"Give what?"
"Of course it's a bracelet."
"But I want to give you something else first, something edible."
"Eatable... disgusting~~"
The man quickly handed her the holographic bracelet, and Yun Jianing took it and began to look at it carefully and play with it.
Play here, play there.
Oh, by the way, besides playing with it, it can also be eaten.
After eating for a while, Yun Jianing asked curiously and happily: "Is this specially bought for me?"
"right!"
It was actually wrong. The man was one of the distributor partners of Coral Island Technology, a subsidiary of Coastline Group. However, Yun Jianing did not know what specific business he was doing. He only knew that he was very rich and at least a big boss.
However, she doesn't care about this, let alone it. Isn't it important to be clear about what she wants? As for the rest... screw it!
In this complicated world, groups like Yun Jianing and others are despised by the world, but they also despise the world.
In the end, it's either alone or together, that's it.
But obviously, this group is also an integral part of this world.
…
As night falls in the Eastern Hemisphere, May 20 arrives in the Western Hemisphere. The warm-up is over and Western consumers have officially entered the buying spree.
For consumers in Europe and the United States, they are very happy this time, because phm-s finally did not face the dilemma it faced at the beginning, and this time Coastline successfully achieved simultaneous global sales.
When it was launched in China, because Coastline Group was jointly blocked, consumers in Europe and the United States were unable to enjoy the most advanced technological products, and even if they did, they had to endure outrageous black market prices.
…
The next day, Yongzhen New Technology Villa.
During afternoon tea time, Ye Hua had nothing to do, lying under a coconut tree outside the villa under a parasol. He took the holographic bracelet and opened a panel to log on to the external network to see how the new product's overseas reputation was.
Mainly just diving on Twitter and stuff like that.
A Twitter user posted a picture of the phm-s he just purchased and commented: "It has eclipsed the competition." Some foreign netizens exclaimed that this product is pure "witchcraft."
"Ha ha……"
Ye Hua couldn't help but laugh while looking at the interface content in front of him. This Waiguo netizen left a message to ridicule the constant hype of some Western countries that "Chinese companies like Coastline are monitoring you." His comment on this is as follows↓:
“It turns out that being monitored is such a sexy thing~~”
Of course, the comment that Ye Hua saw with the highest repetition rate among netizens was still like this↓:
"I want it! I want it! I want it so much!"
Changing the content on another page, I saw a lament that looked like this↓:
"Poor, can't afford it!"
And attach the empty wallet.gif.
Well, in an era when Chinese emoticons are being exported to the world, melon-eating netizens are no longer limited to using monotonous emojis. Various animated emoticons have flooded major foreign forums or social platforms.
Despite the rise of Waiguo people’s emojis, they have never been able to defeat the Chinese in the picture battle.
In the world of doutu, Chinese people are hard to come by for melon-eating netizens all over the world.
After closing Twitter, Ye Hua also secretly observed several waves on other overseas online platforms.
Under the social accounts of many other foreign technology websites that have reported on Coastline’s new product, foreign netizens who boast about phm-s are also posting comments “in an endless stream”.
It turns out that love for great products knows no boundaries.
For example, under the account of the American technology website zd, some foreign netizens also used the joke "The coastline is a spy" to make such a joke↓:
"I am very willing to hand over my user name and secrets to the Chinese government, but I only ask that you give me a discount of US$3,000 on this phm-s product...".
This message received 6,700 likes, which is a very high number of likes.
Of course, there are also comments that ridicule other smart mobile terminal manufacturers, such as Apple...
Leave a message and attach a gif emoticon like this↓:
Translated to the effect: [Don’t panic about Apple’s reaction at this moment! Don’t panic!.gif]
An Australian TV show called the "Today Show" also posted a video touting Coastline's phm-s terminal equipment on their social account:
"Although the price of phm-s determines that this is not a terminal product that everyone will choose to buy, this is not surprising. The price of this Chinese company's products has always made people desperate, and the products are so desirable, but
The design of this product undoubtedly heralds the next generation evolutionary trend of smart mobile terminals, wearable mobile terminals, and Coastline continues to lead the new trend of world technology."
But then again, overseas social networks and media are not all boasting about the coastline. There are also some people who are criticizing this product in various ways. For example, the news from Yonhap News Agency said this↓:
"The problem with Coastline PHM-S is that the so-called ultimate craftsmanship of the spatial geometry folding hinge technology exposes flashy features, and its "durability" is very questionable."
High process technology = poor durability, and Korean people’s logic is also strange. Under reports like this, you can imagine the comments and focus of Korean netizens.
For example, some Korean netizens commented like this↓:
"The phm-s is too expensive, and the international version is 400,000 won. After tax, a phm-s costs almost 5.5 million won. Nowadays, China is no longer taking the low-price route. It is obviously squeezing users' wallets.
"
Or comments like this↓:
"Thanks to Coastline phm-s, which makes people feel expensive, I suddenly feel that Samsung mobile phones are too high-quality and cheap."
Well, I don’t know what the Korean netizen who commented ↑ thinks.
Maybe it’s because things are cheap. Now, let alone compete with phm-s, Samsung is being pressed to the ground by Huawei terminals.
It is admitted that Huawei's terminal cannot handle phm-s, but there is still no problem when playing Samsung.
Besides, there may be no need to fight it, as it may self-destruct.
It can only be said that some people in Korea are as sour as swallowing a lemon.
