Ximenyu thought to himself that he must not be wrong about this question. Ximenyu thought for a moment and said: "I would think, how pitiful. I must have suffered a lot to raise a child by myself, and the pressure must be great! I must do it in the future
Treat her daughter well and respect her well!"
"Zero points!" Fourth Master said without thinking.//
"Why?"
"How dare you ask why? Do you think so?"
"Then what should I think?"
"You should think like this: 'How pitiful. A person has been widowed for so long. There must be a lot of space and need somewhere. Thank you for giving me a beautiful daughter. In order to repay you, I have to make up for your space.
/Void!”
"Isn't this treasonous?"
"Pa!" Ximenyu received a slap from the Fourth Master.
"You forgot what I just taught you in the last lesson? What is the purpose of people living in this world? Recite it again!" the fourth master said angrily.
Ximenyu said aggrievedly: "People live in this world to pick up girls and beauties. The number of beauties they pick up is the only criterion that reflects the value of life!"
"Well, luckily you still remember, otherwise I would beat you to death!" The fourth master nodded with satisfaction.
"Continue to the fourth question! If there is a beautiful woman in front of you, tempting you and trying to lift your skirt, what will you do?"
"I must answer this question correctly! I just believe that I can't answer it correctly!" Ximen immediately replied: "I immediately pounced on her and had sex with her!"
"Zero points!"
"Ah, you get zero points for sleeping with her?" Ximenyu asked depressedly, it was so unreasonable.
"You can't even do such a simple thing. It's such a shame to be your master. The correct answer is, you should observe first to see if she is virgin and how much black fungus she is. I just taught you in the previous few classes. You
Why can't you just learn and apply it and recite the content of my lesson again?"
Ximenyu recited depressingly: "Before you see a beautiful woman, you should be calm and composed. First observe her words and deeds and judge her private life. Secondly, make insinuations and ask questions about her emotional experience, especially whether she is a virgin. If not,
"There are two correct ways to do it. The first way is to judge whether there are extenuating circumstances, such as a beautiful young woman, a human wife; the second way is to give up directly! It's better to be lacking than to waste!"
"Now you know where you went wrong! Oh, a child cannot be taught! A Dou cannot be helped!"
"Question 5! Pay attention to the question! If you like a beautiful woman, but that beautiful woman says she doesn't like you, what should you tell her?"
Ximenyu thought for a while and replied: "Then I will say, I will not give up! I will always wait for you!"
"Zero points!"
"Ah, zero points again! Should I give up?"
"It's good if I didn't give you negative points. Think about it carefully, what did I teach you in the first quarter?"
Ximenyu really forgot. After thinking about it carefully, he remembered it and said: "Anything I like in this world is mine, including women!" Any woman I like, she is my woman.
It doesn’t matter whether she has a boyfriend or not, whether she has a husband or not, whether her family members agree or not, and whether she likes herself or not!”
"You know where you went wrong! Did the question just now change the soup without changing the medicine? You can't even answer such a simple question, what a pig!" The fourth master scolded Ximen Yu.
"Alas!" Simon kept sighing, how difficult it was for him!