Everyone was startled. Hu Xiaotian blinked. Could it be that Miss Huo is a dog? There are strange things everywhere, especially here. Haha, so many people gathered here for a PEN conference, and the important guest waiting for them was actually a dog.
At this time, the originally noisy hall suddenly became quiet. A girl in a white dress walked slowly. The white dress was spotless, and her black hair was just randomly pulled into a bun, with a simple thorn.
The hairpin was inserted into her bun, and her pretty face was covered with gauze, so she couldn't see her whole face. Her eyebrows were lightly swept, and her beautiful eyes were clear and deep. With just a glance, everyone in the hall thought she was
As he looked at himself, his heart suddenly beat involuntarily.
Hu Xiaotian fixed his eyes on the girl in white and secretly admired it in his heart. Although he didn’t know what this girl really looked like, there was nothing to say about her temperament and grace. From her every move, it could be inferred that this girl had definitely studied men.
Psychology, still holding the pipa and half-covering the face, half-covering and half-covering is actually a kind of fatal sexiness for these literati and poets who claim to be romantic but not obscene. If you really want to find a girl wearing a bikini with her breasts and waist twisted.
When he came over, these pretentious people would most likely scold him for being immoral. Hu Xiaotian glanced at Wu Jingshan, the Minister of Rites, and found that the old man was looking at the little girl in white who came with a faint smile on his face.
It's much more friendly than before.
Hu Xiaotian cursed in his heart, old man, even though you are so sanctimonious, you don’t know what dirty thoughts you have in mind about male thieves and female prostitutes. Seeing how much this girl in white wears, I wish I could turn her eyes into X-rays and see through them directly.
Inside her, Hu Xiaotian didn’t know why he was so disgusted with Wu Jingshan. It was probably because Wu Jingshan and his father were political rivals. Although Hu Xiaotian was unhappy with his father, they were a family after all, and they still turned to his father at critical moments.
Wu Jingshan's identity was there, and he could still sit still. The other intellectuals were obviously in a commotion. Su Qingkun, the censor Zhongcheng, actually stood up to greet him. He smiled and said: "Miss Huo is here!"
This girl in white is Huo Xiaoru, a famous actress from Dakang. This girl is not only good at singing and dancing, but also talented. She is a famous talented woman in Dakang. She knows everything about music, chess, calligraphy and painting. She usually writes lyrics and music by herself. The princes and nobles of Dakang are there.
During festival celebrations, they are often honored to invite Huo Xiaoru to perform. The reason for her coming to Kangdu this time is that she was invited by the Ministry of Rites to compose a celebration song and dance for the emperor's sixtieth birthday. She has been in the capital for more than four months.
Xu Zhengying has been staring at Huo Xiaoru since she came to Yanshui Pavilion. If Hu Xiaotian hadn't hit him with his arm, she would have almost ignored Hu Xiaotian's presence. Xu Zhengying introduced Huo Xiaoru's origins to Huo Xiaoru in a low voice.
After seeing Hu Xiaotian, Hu Xiaotian suddenly realized that Huo Xiaoru is equivalent to the female stars in the past. She takes an intellectual route and plays in a literary style. A common characteristic of such female stars is to pretend, but as long as they pretend to be just right, for the majority of
The allure of men is almost fatal, especially the middle-aged and elderly young people who think they are romantic, they are most obsessed with this tune.
Judging from the appearance of Huo Xiaoru, only half of his face was shown and he had already made this group of literati lose their minds.
Everyone's eyes were focused on Huo Xiaoru. At this moment, even Wu Jingshan's halo as the protagonist had dimmed a lot, and no one paid attention to Huo Xiaoru. Behind her was a maid in blue. The girl was thirteen or fourteen years old.
She looks like she has not fully grown yet, her round little face is a bit baby fat, she is not tall, and she is holding a pure white fox dog. No one paid attention to her originally, but the puppy in her arms seemed to want to
Finding a sense of presence, he broke free from her arms and jumped down, following Huo Xiaoru, barking twice!
Now everyone's eyes couldn't help but look towards it.
Wu Jingshan, the Minister of Rites, looked at the white-haired puppy, gently twirled a few sparse beards under his chin, and said with a smile: "Hey! Look, is that a wolf or a dog?"
Everyone was startled, thinking that this was obviously a puppy. How could Wu Shangshu not be able to tell the difference between a dog and a wolf? But after a brief period of astonishment, they immediately realized that there was a hidden meaning in Wu Jingshan's words. He was basically
Referring to the mulberry tree and scolding the locust tree, on the surface it means a wolf or a dog, but in fact, it uses homophonic pronunciation to say that the minister is a dog. The only person who came today was Xu Zhengying, the minister of household affairs, and Wu Jingshan was scolding him in the face in public. I understand.
After understanding this truth, there was a burst of laughter on the scene. Some people had already held back, but when they heard others laughing, their laughter suddenly rose. The first one to laugh was actually Su Qingkun, the censor Zhongcheng. If he didn't laugh, others would
He didn't dare to laugh. When he laughed, everyone started laughing.
Xu Zhengying understood what Wu Jingshan meant at the first moment. Hearing the roar of laughter from the crowd, her old face turned red. She secretly cursed Wu Jingshan, an old dog, for relying on his power to publicly call herself a dog. Xu Zhengying
Although he was angry, he was afraid of Wu Jingshan's official position and did not dare to get angry in front of him.
Wu Jingshan actually turned to Xu Zhengying with a smile and said: "Master Xu, you are well-informed and knowledgeable. According to you, is this thing a wolf or a dog?"
Xu Zhengying greeted all the eighteen generations of Wu Jingshan's ancestors from the bottom of his heart, but he didn't have the guts to openly fall out with Wu Jingshan. He suppressed his anger and said with a smile: "Master Wu, the lower-level officials are not very talented and have little knowledge. I really can't tell the difference!"
Hu Xiaotian looked at Xu Zhengying with some disdain. This guy was so spineless. He was even scolded by Wu Jingshan, but he could still hold back. Seeing Wu Jingshan being so rampant, and seeing Huo Xiaoru's pair of beautiful eyes completing the crescent moon, it seemed that
He couldn't help but laugh. After all, Hu Xiaotian came here with Xu Zhengying, and Xu Zhengying laughed at him as well. He suddenly felt the same hatred and resentment. He said calmly: "Actually, it's not difficult at all to distinguish between dogs and wolves."
Because everyone's focus was on Wu Jingshan and Xu Zhengying, no one dared to interrupt at this time. Hu Xiaotian chose to speak at this time, which immediately attracted everyone's attention.
Xu Zhengying secretly complained in her heart. Didn't this kid agree to pretend to be mute, so why did he speak again? Doesn't he think I'm embarrassed enough? Xu Zhengying secretly winked at Hu Xiaotian, meaning to tell him not to follow along.
and.
Hu Xiaotian turned a blind eye and said: "There are two ways to distinguish between a dog and a wolf. One is to look at its tail. If the tail is hanging down, it is a wolf, and if it is standing up, it is a dog!"
The scene was completely silent. Literati and poets gathered together today. No one was a fool. Everyone could understand what Hu Xiaotian said. He responded to Wu Jingshan in the same way. He was clearly saying that the minister was a dog. Everyone was secretly praising this guy for his answer.
At the same time, it is exquisite, but I can't help but feel secretly shocked. Who is this guy? He actually dares to humiliate the Minister of Etiquette in public.
Xu Zhengying felt so happy in her heart, I said! It’s true! Heroes have always been born in young men since ancient times. I am a hero and my son is a hero. Hu Buwei’s son is indeed extraordinary. The minister is a dog! It’s so cool! It’s so cool! It’s so cool! Xu Zhengying is so happy again.
I feel a little overwhelmed. Hu Xiaotian's response will definitely offend Wu Jingshan. In the final analysis, this debt must be settled on his own head. After all, he was the one who brought him here. Offending Wu Jingshan is still a small matter. If Hu Buwei
Knowing that I brought his son out to cause trouble, I am afraid that I will never have a good life in the future. I am really a bitch. Why did I bring this kid here to participate in the PEN meeting?
Huo Xiaoru looked at this somewhat arrogant young man with her beautiful eyes, and couldn't help but brighten up. This young man was not only extremely intelligent, but also extremely courageous. In fact, anyone who dared to publicly humiliate Wu Jingshan, the Minister of Rites, was either audacious or a fool.
The fox dog actually ran in the direction of Hu Xiaotian, and Hu Xiaotian picked up the fox dog from the ground.
Huo Xiaoru walked in his direction. Hu Xiaotian stood up and handed the fox dog back to her hands. Huo Xiaoru's slender hands were white and delicate, smooth and flawless. Like orchid-like catkins, they gently stroked the dog's snow-white hair and said softly: "This
Young Master, you just said that there are two ways?" She was obviously interested in this bold young man.
Hu Xiaotian smiled and said: "Another way is to see what it eats. Wolves will not eat anything but meat, while dogs will eat meat when they encounter it and eat feces when they encounter it!"
Huo Xiaoru's beautiful eyes burst out with a strange look, and she secretly marveled in her heart. This young man is really extremely intelligent. His answers may seem vulgar, but the brilliance of wisdom shines everywhere in them. This sentence clearly refers to Yushi Zhongcheng.
Su Qingkun was scolded for eating shit when encountering shit. He was basically saying that the censor eats shit.
Xu Zhengying laughed loudly on the side: "Wonderful! Wonderful! Wonderful!" This guy has been holding it in for a long time. The official of Wu Jingshan, the Minister of Rites, is older than him, so he doesn't dare to offend him, but Su Qingkun, the imperial censor, is even worse than him.
Level, just now when Wu Jingshan took the lead in attacking him and called him a dog in a roundabout way, that bastard Su Qingkun took the lead in ridiculing him, saying that his ancestors, you also have today, Xu Zhengying said: "Eat meat when you meet him, eat shit when you meet him"
Shit, that’s how a dog’s temperament is.” Xu Zhengying had completely thought through it at this time, it was inevitable to offend people, so it was better to risk it.
Huo Xiaoru couldn't help but laugh. The skin exposed outside the white gauze was slightly red and looked particularly attractive. She said softly: "I didn't offend you, but I was scolded by you today." She put the hand in her hand.
The fox dog was handed to the little maid behind him, his beautiful eyes quickly turned to Hu Xiaotian's face, and he said softly: "Is there anyone else in the empty seat next to you?"
Hu Xiaotian very gentlemanly pulled out a chair for her, symbolically brushed it with his sleeves and said: "Miss Huo, please sit down!"
Wu Jingshan, the Minister of Rites, was so angry that he was livid. He had originally made up his mind to humiliate Xu Zhengying in public, but he didn't expect that Cheng Yaojin would kill him in the middle. As the saying goes, stealing the chicken will make you lose the rice, but in the end, he became him.
In order to humiliate himself, Huo Xiaoru was originally arranged to sit next to him, but Huo Xiaoru didn't seem to give the Minister of Rites a favor and went directly to sit next to Hu Xiaotian.
