Others don't know who Hu Xiaotian is, but everyone knows Xu Zhengying, and they think that Xu Zhengying and Wu Jingshan are fighting each other today.
Only Xu Zhengying understood that she had been kidnapped by Hu Xiaotian. No matter how miserable she was, she could only knock out her front teeth and swallow it in her stomach. Xu Zhengying was obviously not the protagonist of this group. The unscrupulous Hu Xiaotian over there was already teasing Huo Xiaoru with a playful smile.
Liao Jinxuan: "Miss Huo, what do you want to drink?"
Huo Xiaoru looked at the teapot on the table and smiled: "Do I have a choice?"
Hu Xiaotian nodded and said, "There are at least two options."
Huo Xiaoru remembered what he had just said, quickly shook his head and said, "I still don't have to choose." Seeing this guy's smile, he always felt that there was an unspeakable evil intention, for fear that he would say something vulgar again.
Son. The reason why I chose to sit next to him was partly because I was attracted by his talent, and the other half was because I was repelled by Wu Jingshan and his group. But seeing Hu Xiaotian’s heartless smile, I felt a little...
I regret it, this guy is probably a dandy, and his amazing talent just now was just a flash of inspiration. But take it as it comes, Huo Xiao can only take it calmly.
Hu Xiaotian said: "There is tea and water. I think Miss Huo is more suitable to drink water."
Huo Xiaoru smiled and said: "Why do you see it?"
"Clear water brings out hibiscus! Only clear water is worthy of Miss Huo's peerless grace."
When Xu Zhengying heard the first half of the sentence, she was really amazed at Hu Xiaotian's talent. But when she heard the second half, she turned her face and poof! All the tea in her mouth squirted onto the ground. I said, can you be any more numb?
Hu Xiaotian was greatly disgusted with Xu Zhengying's abnormal behavior. Did you make a mistake? I'm picking up girls. You, Xu Zhengying, have lived in vain for so many years. You don't know when to avoid it? You don't know that you are a super light bulb. Forget it, this guy is so
I never hope to see a light bulb again in my life.
The little maid behind Huo Xiaoru giggled. She smiled very sweetly, revealing two white little rabbit teeth.
Huo Xiaoru smiled and said: "Young Master is really good at talking. Dare you ask me your surname?"
Hu Xiaotian said: "Hu Xiaotian!"
The two chatted quite congenially, and all the literati and poets in the room became their foils.
Wu Jingshan, the Minister of Rites, winked at Su Qingkun. Although Wu Jingshan was very angry and wished he could walk away, he couldn't leave. Scholars have character and cherish this face very much. If he leaves now, I'm afraid tomorrow
The joke that the minister is a dog will spread all over the capital. He is highly respected in the literary world and has been in the officialdom for half his life. He cannot be defeated by a young boy with a yellow mouth.
Su Qingkun understood what he meant, stood up, and said shamelessly: "My lords, distinguished talents, today we are gathered in Yanshui Pavilion. Today we are not only fortunate to invite the leader of the Meishan School, Lord Wu, the Minister of Rites, but also
Specially inviting the famous talented girl Huo Xiaoru to Miss Huo, who is famous in the capital, is really a rare event in the literary world of the capital. I suggest that everyone use literature to make friends, each show his talents, and inscribe some famous poems for the beautiful scenery of Yanshui Pavilion.
Kang's peaceful and prosperous era added more beautiful articles."
Everyone applauded in unison. Although there had been some unhappiness just now, and Wu Jingshan, the Minister of Rites, had also been humiliated, his position was there after all. Everyone recommended him to come up with the question. After this buffering, Wu Jingshan finally changed from just now.
After recovering somewhat from his unhappiness, he took a sip of tea, stood up, and paced with his brows furrowed, as if thinking hard.
From Hu Xiaotian's point of view, this old guy was clearly showing off and playing tricks on himself. He was most likely thinking of some evil idea, and the evil idea was probably aimed at himself.
When Wu Jingshan, the Minister of Rites, laid his eyes on Huo Xiaoru, his brows suddenly widened and he smiled and said: "Then I will give you a question, how about we make a couplet together?" Reciting poems and making pairs is the most popular activity for talented and beautiful people, even if they are
Even a talented man like Wu Jingshan is not exempt from the vulgarity. There is no other way. Who can let him only have this one advantage?
Everyone cheered in unison, but Wu Jingshan stopped and looked at Huo Xiaoru's half-hidden pretty face and said: "Listen up, everyone, my first couplet is: "Pick silk into color, add embellishments to make it into a written text!"
Everyone cheered loudly again. Wu Jingshan’s first couplet was indeed brilliant. Two words were cleverly embedded in the first couplet. This kind of couplet not only requires neat contrasting, but also requires two words to be embedded at the same time. It is really a hidden mystery.
It can be seen that this leader of the Meishan School did not gain his fame in vain.
Hearing the praise from everyone, Wu Jingshan couldn't help but feel a little proud, and his self-confidence was gradually recovering. He turned his attention to Xu Zhengying.
Xu Zhengying frowned. He was known for his knowledge and was not an ignorant idiot. He thought for a while and said, "Yes! My second line is: Jie wood is called Jie, even if he is completely inhumane, he is called king!"
Everyone was filled with admiration when they heard this couplet, and Xu Zhengying also looked pleased with herself. She finally gained some face with her talents today.
Wu Jingshan nodded and said, "Yes, that's pretty neat."
At this time, another person said: "I also have a couplet!" The speaker was Qiu Zhigao, a bachelor of the Hanlin Academy. After successfully attracting everyone's attention, he said loudly: "Water unitary is wine, if you can turn around, you will become a man."
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"Okay!" There was another burst of applause. When Qiu Zhigao responded to this couplet, he looked at Hu Xiaotian's table. His couplet had a hidden meaning, which meant to persuade Hu Xiaotian to turn back. He also used a pun to scold Hu Xiaotian for not being a human being. From then on,
On the other hand, he also flattered Wu Jingshan, the Minister of Rites next to him. Wu Jingshan recognized the taste and finally had a smile on his face.
Hu Xiaotian just pretended not to hear, and Huo Xiaoru didn't say anything. Qiu Zhigao looked at the table and handed out the couplets. Not only did he scold Hu Xiaotian, but he also seemed to want to vent his dissatisfaction with her sitting at the table, and advised her to turn around as soon as possible. Huo Xiaoru was able to calm down.
, but the little maid behind her could no longer hold her breath: "What's so great, even I can figure out such a couplet."
Everyone couldn't help being startled when they heard this, thinking that this little maid is too ignorant. Who are the people gathered here? They are all talented people, great talents, and great writers. What do you, a little maid, know?
The little maid said: "A woman is humble as a maid, so why not call her a slave!" After saying this, everyone was shocked. A group of so-called literati were all shocked. No one thought that the little maid next to Huo Xiaoru with a dog could do it.
She wrote such a wonderful second line, which made these literati who always pride themselves on their literary talents secretly ashamed, and made Wu Shangshu and others look dim.
Su Qingkun, the censor Zhongcheng, said: "I also have a couplet: On a cold day, every bit of water will turn into ice!" He came to respond at this time to resolve the embarrassing atmosphere at the scene. His response was neat and clever, and everyone was excited for a while.
Cheers.
After Su Qingkun thanked everyone, he was obviously very satisfied with his second line. Then he looked at Huo Xiaoru with a smile and said, "Miss Huo, do you have a more clever second line?"
Huo Xiaoru smiled indifferently and was about to speak when Hu Xiaotian beside him said: "I thought of a couplet!" This guy's voice was very loud, and he stood up suddenly as if he was afraid that everyone would not notice him.
Su Qingkun thought to himself: Who do you think you are? Do you have to find a sense of existence? He was scolded by Hu Xiaotian just now, and he hated this kid so much.
When Wu Jingshan, the Minister of Rites, saw Hu Xiaotian standing up again, a sneer appeared at the corner of his lips. In his opinion, the quarrel just now was just an advantage of the sharp-tongued boy, and it was not really a talent. When it came to real knowledge, a young man
How much can you understand?
Hu Xiaotian's eyesight was very good, and he could clearly see Wu Jingshan's contempt for him from such a distance. He smiled and said: "My second line is: A man's word is his word, and if there is no minister, he is a villain!"
The scene instantly became silent. Hu Xiaotian's second couplet was really well matched. While neatly matched, he also hid his sharp edge in it. He scolded Wu Jingshan again. Wu Jingshan was so angry that his whole body was trembling. If
It’s not that he was trying his best to maintain the image of a gentle official. At this time, I’m afraid he even cursed me with swear words. I said to you, uncle, how did I offend you? You held on to me and called me a villain in a roundabout way.
Xu Zhengying sat next to Hu Xiaotian. At this moment, she was completely impressed by this guy's theory of talent. They all said that Hu Buwei gave birth to a stupid son. If Hu Xiaotian was a fool, I'm afraid there would be no smart people in the world anymore. No wonder I was
Wanting to get married to him, my three daughters randomly chose from his family, but Hu Buwei was unmoved. After working for a long time, his son is a genius! People take their word for it, and if there is no minister, he is a villain! How wonderful!
It's so wonderful! Wu Jingshan, you old dog actually dares to insult me, haha, now comes retribution, right? Hu Xiaotian is right, you old dog is a villain!
After Hu Xiaotian finished the second line, no one dared to challenge him again. Who is this guy? Even Wu Shangshu dared to scold him, and he was a little too courageous. At this time, someone with good intentions had already found out Hu Xiaotian's identity and attached himself to Wu Jingshan.
He whispered Hu Xiaotian's identity into his ear. Wu Jingshan was so angry that after a long time, he found out that this boy turned out to be the only son of his mortal enemy Hu Buwei. Didn't he say that this boy was a idiot? But
What he saw was a sinister boy with sharp teeth and a sharp mouth. Knowing Hu Xiaotian's identity, Wu Jingshan immediately lost the mood to continue fighting with him. Hu Buwei's son, a junior, would not be seen even if he won.
He has no glory. If he fell into his hands, he would probably become the laughing stock of the world. But in fact, he had already fallen into the trap, and it was not easy.
Wu Jingshan slowly stood up. After spending most of his life in the officialdom, Wu Jingshan naturally knew what kind of storms he had never seen before, and when he should leave and when he should stay. He bowed his hands to everyone and said, "I still have something to say.
It's all my business, I'll say goodbye!" After saying this, he left without looking back.
