Hu Xiaotian was too lazy to pay attention to him, turned around and left. Just as he took a step, the old beggar appeared in front of him like a ghost, blocking his way, and said with a smile: "Boy, you haven't answered my question yet."
Hu Xiaotian said: "Old man, if you eat and drink, don't use me for entertainment. I have something else to do. If you're sorry, I'll excuse you." He took a step to the left and wanted to go around the old beggar, but he couldn't.
The beggar didn't move his feet, blocking his way. Hu Xiaotian had learned the old beggar's martial arts, and knew that the man in front of him was definitely a master-level figure, maybe the leader of the Beggar Clan, if he really wanted to make things difficult for him
He himself can only bear it passively. Hu Xiaotian smiled bitterly and said: "Old senior, I wonder where this junior has offended you? You are forcing me so hard!"
The old beggar touched the sparse beard on his chin, looked Hu Xiaotian up and down and said, "Your name seems to be Hu Xiaotian, right?"
Hu Xiaotian said: "Senior has a really good memory."
The old beggar said: "Boy, didn't you just say you wanted to treat me to dinner?"
"Still eating!" Hu Xiaotian remembered that he had indeed said this just now. He wanted the old beggar to let the sacrifice go. Now that he had eaten all the sacrifice, he still wanted to treat him to a meal. He was really going too far.
, Hu Xiaotian said: "Old man, you are getting older, and your gastrointestinal function is not as good as that of young people. Eating too much is not good for your health. So, I will give you some money, and you can buy whatever you want to eat."
Hu Xiaotian took out a silver coin from his money bag and handed it to the old beggar.
The old beggar took the silver coin and moved out of the way.
Hu Xiaotian finally managed to get free and hurried away. But after taking two steps, he heard a cry from behind him. Who else could it be besides the old beggar? Hu Xiaotian didn't want to pay attention to him at first, but when he heard him crying like this
She was sad but couldn't bear to leave him. After hesitating for a while, she finally returned to the old beggar and asked with concern: "Old man, why are you crying?"
The old beggar buried his face in his sleeves, and his shoulders kept twitching because he couldn't see his face clearly. I didn't know whether he was really crying or pretending to cry. The old beggar said: "Why did you give me money? Is it possible that I, the old beggar, am short of money?"
? Do you know that I am very sad and hurt when you do this?"
When Hu Xiaotian heard what he said, he couldn't help but laugh and cry. You feel hurt when I give you money. Why don't you give it to me? Hurt me for once?
The old beggar raised his head, but there wasn't even a single tear on his face. He still held the ingot of silver firmly in his hand: "I'm not short of money. What I'm short of is feelings, do you understand?"
Hu Xiaotian said: "Do you always want to find a wife?"
"Bah!" The old beggar jumped three feet high, pointed at Hu Xiaotian's nose and said: "Do you think I am as lustful as you? I can't even walk when I see a woman?"
Hu Xiaotian smiled and said: "I just said that casually, please don't mind."
The old beggar sighed and said: "If you ask me what love is in this world, it will tell me whether life and death are mutually beneficial... Do my shit, do my stupid things! With the virtue of the old beggar, how can any woman like me?"
Hu Xiaotian joked: "Although you are old and yellow now, when you were young, you were still a tall, mighty and handsome man with jade trees in the wind."
When the old beggar heard what he said, he straightened his face. Finally, he couldn't hold back the pride in his heart and burst into laughter. His smile made Hu Xiaotian stunned. The old beggar seemed to be mentally a little abnormal.
It's better to leave quickly.
The old beggar said: "Boy, I really can't see that you actually have some discernment. The old beggar was a famous and beautiful man back then. I don't know how many ladies and peerless beauties cried and wanted to marry me.
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Hu Xiaotian forced a smile and thought to himself, it would be weird to believe you, you look so sloppy. When a beautiful woman sees you, she will cover her nose and avoid you.
The old beggar closed his eyes and seemed to be lost in reminiscing about the beautiful past, with a look of leisurely fascination on his face.
When Hu Xiaotian saw this scene, he didn't want to leave now. He tried to sneak away, but after taking a few steps, he found that the old beggar was already waiting for him in front. He felt so depressed. It seemed that he was being beaten by the old beggar today.
He was entangled, and it was impossible to get rid of him. He smiled bitterly and said: "Senior, what else do you want?"
The old beggar said: "Do you know what is the most important thing in a person's life?"
Hu Xiaotian thought for a while and said: "The most important thing is to live. It's better to die than to live."
The old beggar sighed and said: "The most important thing is family ties. You must take advantage of your youth and strength to get more wives and have more children. Since God has given you a life
I want you to make the most of your talents, and when you are old, you will have children and grandchildren, and live happily, unlike me, who is burdened by the world and misses countless happy marriages. In the end, you will be alone and helpless. During the New Year, there will be no one around you to talk to.
No one is there."
Hu Xiaotian understood now that the old beggar was lonely, so he found himself for entertainment. He smiled and said: "You should not be lonely. The beggars in the world belong to the same family. With your age, you should be very senior in the beggar gang."
Well, if you are not a gang leader, you must be an elder. Your disciples and disciples must be all over the world. When you feel lonely, just grab a few to chat with you. If not, just accept a few as your grandsons."
The old beggar said: "Those idiots are all very boring, and none of them can compare to you."
Hu Xiaotian smiled bitterly and said: "Old man, we are not familiar with each other. We just met yesterday. You have guessed my identity. I am a eunuch, not a normal person. There are so many things to do in the palace.
You can just treat me like a piece of shit and put it away as soon as possible. If I am late to return to the palace, my head will be lost if the superiors investigate."
The old beggar said: "If you have someone who is bestowed with the Panlong Gold Medal, you can come in and out of the palace at will. Who dares to control you?"
Hu Xiaotian said: "You, Mr. Gao, look at me. I am just a very small role in the palace." He thought to himself that this old beggar actually knows a lot about the things in the palace. He is by no means an ordinary person. Logically speaking,
He said that he would not come to me for no reason.
The old beggar said: "Did you just say you wanted to treat me to a drink?"
Hu Xiaotian heard him mention this matter again. It seems that if he doesn't fulfill this matter today, the old beggar will not let him go easily. He smiled and said: "How can you eat it if you are old? I'll treat you to a drink."
, the place is your choice.”
The old beggar smiled happily and nodded repeatedly, but after a while he shook his head vigorously and said: "No, I always ask you to invite me, so I'm so embarrassed. It's not polite to come back and not reciprocate. This time I invite you."
Hu Xiaotian looked him over. The ingot of silver in the old beggar's hand was given to him by himself, and the dog-skin coat he was wearing was also given to him by himself yesterday. These two things were the only ones worth anything. Treating himself to a meal? It must be so.
Take my money and treat me to dinner.
The old beggar glanced towards the cemetery and said, "Just wait and see, I'll look for any other edible sacrifices."
Hu Xiaotian quickly begged for mercy: "Old man, I appreciate your kindness. I won't eat this meal, and I'm not hungry either."
"Don't give me face?"
"It's not that I don't want to give you face, I really have something to do and I'm in a hurry!"
The old beggar's face changed: "You kid is gone like this, don't I owe you a favor? I have lived my whole life, buried up to my neck in loess, and I have never been willing to owe others favors. You are cheating me by doing this!"
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Hu Xiaotian said: "Don't think so, neither of us owes anything to the other. Senior, I really have to leave, I'm rushing to do something."
The old beggar said: "You dare to leave and try!"
Hu Xiaotian was really frightened by him. Strength was everything. In front of the old beggar, he could only be abused.
The old beggar laughed and said: "You are as timid as a mouse, are you scared by me?"
Hu Xiaotian smiled and said: "This is not timidity, it is called a hero who knows the current affairs."
The old beggar looked at him with a smile: "You can leave if you want, but you have to agree to one condition."
Hu Xiaotian said: "What conditions?"
The old beggar's eyes lingered on his face for a while, and finally fell on his mouth: "Let me kiss you."
Hu Xiaotian was so frightened that he covered his mouth and his eyes were as wide as bells: "Senior, how could you be joking?"
The old beggar opened his greasy lips, revealing his burnt black and yellowed teeth: "Do you think I'm joking?"
Hu Xiaotian suddenly turned around, spread his legs and ran, oh my god! He met an old pervert. He just picked up the speed, and in a blink of an eye, the old beggar was already in front of him. He closed his eyes and raised his eyebrows.
The oily mouth and appearance were extremely obscene. Hu Xiaotian quickly stopped and felt thunder rolling from the sky. Although it was not his first kiss, he couldn't take advantage of this pervert in vain. He turned around and ran away to the right.
The old beggar followed Hu Xiaotian like a shadow, and his voice kept ringing behind Hu Xiaotian's ears: "Why are you running? Just let me kiss you, and you won't lose a piece of meat with a kiss."
Hu Xiaotian had goosebumps all over his body. He saw a dead tree in front of him. Using both hands and feet, he used the Eight Steps of the Golden Spider to the extreme. So, human potential is really unlimited. Normally, Hu Xiaotian would never climb a tree.
So neat.
I thought I had escaped the pursuit of the old beggar, so I turned around and looked down, and saw the old beggar standing below. Hu Xiaotian wiped his sweat and said, "Old man, please stop playing with me."
"get down!"
Hu Xiaotian shook his head and turned around. Unexpectedly, the old beggar had come to the opposite side of him without anyone noticing, and almost touched his face. The old beggar laughed, and Hu Xiaotian was so frightened that he fell down from the tree.
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The old beggar jumped down from the tree lightly, and fell beside Hu Xiaotian like a dead leaf. He poked his chest with his finger: "If you have the ability, just keep running away!"
Hu Xiaotian shook his head feebly and covered his mouth with his hands: "Old man, please spare me! I have never been kissed by a man in my life."
The old beggar smiled and said: "That's just a good time to experience it."
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