Hu Xiaotian said: "If you insist on it, I will have no choice but to bite my tongue and commit suicide."
The old beggar laughed and said: "He is a chaste and fierce man. Although the old beggar is lustful, he is not greedy for food, and he will not force others to do anything. You get up first."
Hu Xiaotian covered his mouth and sat up, and hurriedly moved his butt back a certain distance. Was he too unlucky to meet an old pervert?
Everywhere.
The old beggar said: "The skill you used to climb the tree just now was the Eight Steps of the Golden Spider, right?"
Hu Xiaotian nodded. The old beggar was well-informed and could see the origin of his kung fu at a glance.
The old beggar shrugged his shoulders and said rather disdainfully: "Although the Eight Steps of the Golden Spider are not bad, they can be used to climb over walls and houses, but if it is really on flat ground, hehe, it is of no use."
Hu Xiaotian asked: "Then what footwork is so good on flat ground?" He still covered his mouth and spoke in a low voice.
The old beggar said: "When it comes to escape skills, we beggars are the most powerful in the world. How about I teach you a set of footwork for escaping?"
Hu Xiaotian blinked his eyes. How could such a good thing happen in the world? But he didn’t know what the old beggar was planning. Could he be proposing any excessive conditions? If he had to teach him the footwork in exchange for giving him a bite, then that would be fine.
No, I, Hu Xiaotian, am not that casual.
The old beggar said: "Your steps are too slow and it's not fun at all. I'll teach you a set of steps so that catching you will be fun."
Hu Xiaotian said: "What kind of footwork?"
The old beggar thought for a while and said: "Eighteen steps to hide from the dog."
"What?" Hu Xiaotian was dumbfounded. He had only heard of the Eighteen Dragon-Subduing Palms in the past. Today, it was the first time he heard of the Eighteen Steps of Hide the Dog.
The old beggar said: "My set of footwork is studied by us beggars based on the escape experience of past generations. You can see clearly, this first step is like a dog taking a mouse!"
Hu Xiaotian stood up. Although he didn't understand why the old beggar wanted to teach him the footwork, he knew in his heart that he had no ill intentions towards him.
The old beggar said and acted: "The dog jumps over the wall in a hurry! The chicken flies and the dog jumps, and the dog bites the food..."
An old man and a young man were walking back and forth in the cemetery. Hu Xiaotian was a little nervous at first, but as his understanding of this set of steps deepened, his expression became more and more solemn. Don't look at the name of the Eighteen Steps of the Hide the Dog.
It doesn't sound good, but the exquisite footwork is unparalleled in the world.
The old beggar taught carefully, and Hu Xiaotian learned carefully. Even though Hu Xiaotian was very perceptive, it took him a full hour to memorize this set of steps.
The old beggar smiled and said: "It's not bad, it's not bad. It's very rare to be able to remember so much in one hour."
At this time, Hu Xiaotian understood that the old beggar really wanted to teach him the kung fu. He said respectfully: "Thank you, senior, for your advice."
The old beggar smiled and said: "Don't thank me. Now that you have learned the footwork, I will catch you. If you let me catch you this time, just let me take a bite."
Hu Xiaotian's expression changed when he heard this: "Here you go again!"
The old beggar said: "I count to five, one, two..."
Hu Xiaotian ran away, and the two of them chased each other in the cemetery. At the beginning, Hu Xiaotian was not very skilled in footwork, so he was caught by the old beggar one after another. This time, he was really not trying to scare him. After he was caught, he kissed him hard.
One sip. The smell of wine was so intoxicating that Hu Xiaotian almost vomited out his overnight meal.
Under such huge psychological pressure, Hu Xiaotian naturally put all his strength into action, and his small universe exploded completely. His feet became more and more flexible, and his footwork became more and more proficient. In the end, it was not so easy for the old beggar to catch him.
This time, Hu Xiaotian escaped three times in the cemetery before he was intercepted by the old beggar. The old beggar smiled, pouted his lips and tried to get closer. Hu Xiaotian jumped over the wall like a dog and jumped over his head.
The old beggar burst out laughing: "You can teach me, boy." This time he didn't continue to chase. He took off his dog-skin waistcoat, took off his wine gourd from his waist, uncorked the bottle and took a sip of wine.
When Hu Xiaotian saw the old beggar suddenly stopped and stopped chasing him, he stopped running and came to the old beggar and knelt down respectfully on the ground: "Thank you, senior, for teaching me martial arts." Now, even a blind man can tell that the old beggar has changed.
He has no ill intentions towards himself. The real purpose of appearing in the cemetery this time is to teach him martial arts.
The old beggar spat and said, "Bah! Good luck. This is a cemetery. If you kowtow to me, are you cursing me to death?"
Hu Xiaotian felt a little embarrassed when he heard what he said, and quickly stood up and said with a smile: "Senior, Xiaotian did not mean to curse, I am sincerely thanking you." He thought to himself, why did this old beggar teach him this lesson?
With such exquisite footwork, who was he entrusted by?
The old beggar said: "I taught you this set of steps as compensation for the sacrifice. You don't have to thank me. However, you need to promise me one thing. I will teach you this set of 18 steps to hide the dog."
, you may not pass it on to anyone else.”
Hu Xiaotian nodded and said: "Senior, don't worry, I will definitely do it."
"Also, you can't tell anyone about the footwork I taught you."
Hu Xiaotian said: "Okay!"
The old beggar smiled and said, "You are an obedient kid."
Hu Xiaotian said: "Senior, you see that we are so destined, why don't you just accept me as your apprentice and pass on to me all your Eighteen Dragon Subduing Palms and Dog Beating Stick Techniques?"
The old beggar's eyes widened: "Damn, you have such a good idea, you think I just accept a disciple casually!"
Hu Xiaotian said: "It's hard to find a famous teacher, and it's even harder to find a good apprentice. You can't find a smart, handsome, and handsome apprentice like me even if you hold a lantern all the time."
"Bah, you're bragging. You look so treacherous. So what if you're smart? You're so handsome that you can make a living? What the old beggar values when he recruits his apprentices is character. I don't want anyone with talent but no virtue."
Hu Xiaotian said: "You just kissed me several times."
"What?" The old beggar looked like a dead pig who was not afraid of boiling water.
Hu Xiaotian said: "That was my first kiss. If you get my first kiss, you have to be responsible for me."
"Uh... It's impossible... A young man like you has never even kissed a woman on the mouth?"
"I've been kissed before, but this is my first time being kissed by a man."
The old beggar said: "So, it seems that I have taken advantage of you."
"I've taken advantage of you. If this gets out, my face won't look good, and your face will look bad too, right?"
The old beggar chuckled and said, "I have always been shameless. It doesn't matter, you want to talk or not."
Hu Xiaotian said: "You are both moral and artistic, and you are the leader of the Beggar Clan!"
"Who told you that I am the leader of the Beggar Clan? I am not! I am just a poor beggar, barely a disciple."
Hu Xiaotian said in his heart, you are an old cunning guy. Even if you are not the gang leader, you must be an elder. You are definitely a very important figure in the Beggar Clan. I can’t let you kiss me today for nothing. I need to squeeze out some more martial arts skills. He asked
The old beggar took a step closer and said, "Senior, if you don't accept me as your disciple, I won't force you to do it, but you will always do your best. Since you have taught me the footwork for escaping, why not teach me some self-defense skills."
The old beggar sneered and said: "Boy, are you trying to coax me in a different way? I paid for your meal by hiding the dog, and now we don't owe each other. I didn't take advantage of you, even though I kissed you twice,
But you also kissed me. The wine is mellow and the mouth is fragrant. Everyone has his own taste. If you can kiss me, you are not at a disadvantage."
Hu Xiaotian said in his heart, let me vomit first! Since people don't want to teach him anymore, he can't force it. He said goodbye respectfully: "Thank you, senior, for your advice. Xiaotian said goodbye. In the future, when Xiaotian is beaten and runs away, if
Someone asks me from whom I learned martial arts, Xiaotian will never tell you..."
The old beggar scratched his ears: "I didn't teach you martial arts."
Hu Xiaotian smiled secretly in his heart.
The old beggar sighed and said: "Come on! Come on! Come on! I'll teach you another trick."
Hu Xiaotian was overjoyed, and finally achieved his goal of making the old beggar relent: "Thank you, senior."
The old beggar said: "If you learn to hide from a dog in eighteen steps, there should be no problem in escaping. As long as you don't meet a top master, ordinary people will never be able to catch you. But if you meet a top master and you can't escape, then you can only
One way."
"Fight it!" Hu Xiaotian gritted his teeth.
"Wrong!" The old beggar shook his head and said, "It's a big mistake. The Thirty-six Stratagems are the best. When you can't escape, the only way is to pretend to be dead."
"Ah?" Hu Xiaotian opened his mouth so wide that he could fit a big duck egg in. He thought he had tricked the old beggar into teaching him a trick to kill enemies with one hand, but he didn't expect that he would get this skill in exchange.
The old beggar said: "Don't underestimate the skill of pretending to be dead. It's not as simple as closing your eyes and holding your breath. To tell you the truth, I, the old beggar, have been able to survive until now. I have faced many dangers and managed to survive in the end."
It’s not just this trick!”
Although Hu Xiaotian was disappointed, it was better than nothing. He still worked hard to follow the old beggar to learn this unique trick that he boasted was rare in the world. After listening to the old beggar's key points, he remembered to ask: "Senior, this trick is called
what name?"
"Play dead dog!"
Is this considered self-destruction?
When people are too focused on one thing, they often ignore other things. Even Hu Xiaotian himself did not expect that he would stay in the Zhongguan Tomb Cemetery for a whole day, first playing a game of chasing each other with the old beggar.
, and then he learned to pretend to be dead. The old beggar was right about one thing. Pretending to be dead is not as simple as closing his eyes and holding his breath. It took Hu Xiaotian an hour to learn how to hide from a dog, but it took a long time to learn to pretend to be dead.
In twice the time, in the end, I have only mastered a superficial level, which is still far from the requirements of the old beggar. However, learning martial arts is by no means an overnight process. The master leads you to practice individually. How far you can practice next depends on Hu Xiaotian himself.
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