Before seeing Qiao Muyi, Ren Suo had already thought of several consequences for him.
The worst thing is to give him a cold face directly. When Qiao Muyi saw his face and took the initiative to come to the door, new and old hatreds suddenly surged into her heart. She used blood, refrigerators and formalin to commemorate her love... Of course, this is a possibility.
Very low, otherwise Ren Suo would not dare to come to the door, even though he was scared to death just now.
The worse thing is that he was beaten half to death by Qiao Muyi, and then he was kicked out and had no contact with the outside world ever since; or he was beaten half to death by Qiao Muyi, and then he was taken into custody and had no contact with the outside world ever since.
The more common thing is that he was directly shut out and permanently isolated by Qiao Muyi's indifference and alienation.
As for a better ending...well, Ren Suo never thought about a good ending for himself.
Because in his heart, Qiao Muyi is a very solipsistic person.
Although she serves in the Countermeasures Bureau, she does not have much of a countermeasures spirit - "If you retreat, you will be safe, and if you advance, you will be safe forever." The monks in the Countermeasures Bureau are either righteous partners with a sense of mission, or they have the desire to become stronger.
Most monks seeking Taoism have a sense of mission and desire. Of course, they also have laziness.
Qiao Muyi, on the other hand, has neither. Although Qiao Muyi has a dazzling resume with countless achievements, ranking first in demon slaying and slaying in the year, and is also the number one combat monk in the Countermeasures Bureau... But Ren Suo can feel that what Qiao Muyi has done
Everything is just to make myself feel more comfortable, safe, and peaceful, not because of a vague sense of mission or seeking the truth.
Becoming the deputy director of the Countermeasures Bureau means she can move forward and retreat freely, have plenty of time, and can obtain more training resources; becoming a third-level powerhouse does not cost her much energy, and she is indeed not diligent in training, but she has excellent talents and awakening spells.
Just powerful.
She is different from Yu Kuangtu. Yu Kuangtu has both a desire to seek truth and a sense of mission. When practicing love, he has to be tough with both hands. But if he faces some situations that require his sacrifice, Ren Suo feels that Yu Kuangtu can at most leave him alone.
The last words will rush forward.
Qiao Muyi takes the initiative to adapt to the environment, making the environmental conditions very suitable for her life, and then she will relax and enjoy life.
She will not aggrieve herself because of her mission and responsibilities, and there is nothing in the world that can match her greatest intentions.
If Qiao Muyi only had this tendency in the past, and now she is a level three powerhouse, it can be said that she will have no problem even if she breaks the countermeasure bureau's job. As long as she does not touch the country's bottom line, she can do it no matter where she goes.
When she lives a prosperous life, she naturally becomes less willing to be wronged.
People's hearts will change, but most people become more and more smooth, while Qiao Muyi becomes more and more angular.
But most monks are like this. After all, they are an emerging class that brings its own means of production.
Of course, such Qiao Muyi is exactly the kind of talent the Countermeasures Bureau needs. The Countermeasures Bureau does not care about your deeds or your intentions. As long as you serve the country honestly, you will be an advanced monk in the new era and a strong man with three good deeds.
Such Qiao Muyi, when dealing with personal matters, will definitely want everything to go as she wants. She will never give in to herself and compromise. Instead, she will put her own mood in the most important position.
Ren Suo's impression of Qiao Muyi was not wrong.
However, Qiao Muyi's thoughts and whether Qiao Muyi's mood is good or bad do not depend on herself.
But it depends on him.
Ren Suo stretched out his hands stiffly, carefully hugged Qiao Muyi's slender waist, and held her in his arms.
Qiao Muyi was not nervous at all. Instead, she hugged Ren Suo's neck, her graceful body pressed close to his, and gently opened her red lips and said softly: "I'm very angry."
"Or, you promise me that you will never take risks again."
"Either..."
Qiao Muyi's eyes were full of affection, and her cherry lips glowed seductively in the light. Ren Suo didn't hesitate at all and kissed her gently.
It's not as exciting as I imagined, but it feels like a natural fit.
In The Dark Side of the Moon, Luna asked Ren Suo to perform the moon ritual through kissing. The first two times felt normal, but the next few times found the feeling. There are also many types of kisses, including licking kisses like licking a lollipop,
There are sucking kisses that hold the lips, and there are hearty tongue kisses... Which method to use needs to be tested slowly by both parties. After all, the lips are soft and sensitive, and if you use too much force, you may hit your teeth.
But Ren Suo found that he and Qiao Muyi had skipped the testing process and started a sweet meal as soon as they arrived. He was as skilled as if he had tasted Qiao Muyi's cherry lips many times.
After a long time, the lips parted.
Qiao Muyi hugged Ren Suo's neck, tilting her head slightly and staring at him. Ren Suo could feel Qiao Muyi's slightly heavy breathing.
She was also a little nervous.
"It's okay. Half of my anger has gone away, and now I still have half of it." Qiao Muyi gently touched the back of Ren Suo's neck with his fingers and said slowly: "You know what to do, right?"
Ren Suo nodded, hugged her tightly and gave her a wet kiss. This time it took a little longer, and Ren Suo felt that the originally soft person in his arms was now paralyzed in his arms like a beautiful snake with its bones removed.
My breathing became heavier and heavier, and my body seemed to be getting hotter and hotter.
This time it was Qiao Muyi who took the initiative to push Ren Suo away. She glared at Ren Suo with a blushing face and shy eyes. She stretched out her little tongue and gently licked the water on her lips. She swallowed the liquid in her mouth with a gurgling sound in her throat and picked it up.
He raised his eyebrows and said with dignity: "There is nothing so cheap. The same behavior cannot calm me down."
Ren Suo was slightly startled, first glanced at the sofa, and then at the bedroom inside.
Seeing Ren Suo's eyes rolling around, Qiao Muyi didn't know that he wanted to bully her further, so she immediately stretched out her hand to pinch Ren Suo's face, and said shyly and angrily: "What are you thinking? I want you
I swear, I want you to promise me not to take risks for other people again!"
"What I'm most angry about is you. If you say you're very sure, forget it, but you dare to go when you're not sure at all. The first time you were fine, the second time you were fine, what about the third time?!"
Ren Suo smiled awkwardly: "This is the first time."
This is already the second time.
Qiao Muyi subconsciously glanced at the glass coffee table, then quickly looked away and said: "Let me tell you Ren Suo, I hate people like you the most. If you don't give me a good change in your stupid brain circuit, then you will also
Don’t blame me for using the special methods in the countermeasures bureau to twist you... don’t try to block my mouth!”
Qiao Muyi directly blocked Ren Suo's mouth with his hand and said bitterly: "What? You think that I, Mr. Mu, like you, this little Suo, so much, so if you please me, I will forgive you everything? It's not that cheap.
!”
"I don't have a way to make people selfless, but there are many ways to make people realize that their lives are precious. I will show you stories, pictures, and videos about the dangers of human nature in a moment, so that you can lose your respect for human beings.
hope……"
Qiao Muyi's voice became smaller and smaller, and she was gently touched by Ren Suo and held in his arms. She buried her face in Ren Suo's chest, hugged Ren Suo tightly, and said helplessly: "Those who are favored have nothing to fear...
There is really nothing I can do against your enemy."
With Nephrite in his arms and loving words in his ears, Ren Suo's heart was filled with emotion and affection, and he said softly: "Is that why you're angry?"
"if not?"
Qiao Muyi hugged Ren Suo's hand, slightly increased her strength, and said softly: "You have no idea how important you are to me... I don't care whether others live or die, but you must live a good life for me.
"
"I thought..." Ren Suo blurted out subconsciously, then realized something and closed his mouth.
"Do you think I'm angry with you because you were liked by two girls on the dark side of the moon?" Qiao Muyi said angrily: "Who do you think I am, Mr. Mu? I'm not angry with you anymore.
What's the use? Can I completely eradicate your hidden dangers like I sterilized Xiaosuo?"
Ren Suo breathed a long sigh of relief and glanced at the orange cat peeping in the corner, thinking that it really had the same name but different fates.
Then Qiao Muyi said: "Even if I am angry, I am still angry with the two of them. If I am really angry, do you think it is difficult for me to make them never appear in your sight again?"
Ren Suo felt nervous at first, then relaxed, shook his head and said, "No, you won't do that."
"Why do you think I won't do this?" Qiao Muyi snorted and said, "Weren't you very afraid of me just now? You stood at my door for several minutes and didn't dare to ring the doorbell. I'm so scary, and I could do anything.
"
Ren Suo chuckled and said, "I'm not afraid of you because you're scary, but because I'm nervous... But I know you won't do this."
This feeling came inexplicably, but when holding Qiao Muyi, Ren Suo seemed to be able to feel Qiao Muyi's emotions through the bond, and knew when she was telling the truth and when she was joking.
"Yes, I won't do that." Qiao Muyi was not interested in leaving a thorn in Ren Suo's heart, and said openly: "I will not achieve my goal in a way that makes you unhappy."
"You being unhappy makes me more uncomfortable than me being unhappy."
Ren Suo almost melted.
"So I will achieve my goal in a way that is acceptable to you."
Ren Suo blinked his eyes and immediately remembered that the weak and boneless girl in his arms who seemed to be able to be bullied by him was an officially certified third-level 'Catastrophe Witch'. She was the deputy director of the Countermeasures Bureau and had a bright future. The methods she could use were beyond Ren Suo's imagination.
Unimaginable.
But Ren Suo had already expected Qiao Muyi's strength and was not too surprised. He lowered his head and kissed Qiao Muyi's forehead gently.
Qiao Muyi enjoyed Ren Suo's intimacy very much. She hummed like a little fox, suddenly hugged his neck and raised her head and asked, "By the way, who told you that I like you?"
"..." Ren Suo looked at Qiao Muyi blankly: "I... I guessed it."
"You guessed wrong." Qiao Muyi suddenly became cold and said calmly.
Ren Suo looked at Qiao Muyi suspiciously, wondering what game she was playing.
The two of them were almost on the verge of going to the Civil Affairs Bureau and having sex legally. Qiao Muyi was almost sitting in his arms. Although Ren Suo's hands were obedient and did not touch randomly, they still touched Qiao Muyi's firm and elastic buttocks. If
Qiao Muyi didn't like him, and Ren Suo would have died in six pieces - limbs + head + torso.
Ren Suo silently put on "Echo of Desire" and asked tentatively: "Then what do you want me to do?"
"I don't like you, but you are obviously sexually harassing me now. If you can't give me a reasonable explanation, I will lock you in a dark room as the deputy director of the Countermeasures Bureau." Qiao Muyi said seriously.
Qiao Muyi's expectation echoed: "Confess to me."
Hey hey hey?
Is this still necessary?
I thought my actions just now were enough to show my attitude!
Although it was a bit strange why Qiao Muyi suddenly adhered to this form, Ren Suo thought about it again. After all, Qiao Muyi is still a girl who has fantasy and expectations for love, and it is normal for her to need a sense of ritual.
So, do I like Qiao Muyi?
Almost without thinking, Ren Suo came up with the answer.
Ren Suo is afraid of Qiao Muyi because he is afraid that Qiao Muyi will alienate him.
Qiao Muyi is angry with Ren Suo because she cares about Ren Suo's life and death.
Touched? Grateful?
Not only that, Ren Suo clearly felt his mood.
When you kiss, you want to be young for a lifetime; when you hug, you want to grow old instantly.
"I like you." Ren Suo looked into Qiao Muyi's clear eyes and said seriously.
Qiao Muyi seemed very satisfied. The corners of his mouth were slightly raised, and his eyebrows showed a hint of charm, and he said, "Speak in English again."
"I·love·you."
"Change to Japanese."
"...Auntie washes the railway?"
"Change to a state of half-asleep and half-awake talking in your sleep."
"...Hululu~~Hululu~~ Mr. Mu, I like you..."
"Speak loudly like you're speaking to the ocean instead."
"...I-like-you-la-"
"Speak like a little boy."
"emmmm... Beautiful sister, I like you so much, can you be my wife?"
"Change it to a robotic voice that sounds like a robot."
"...I will always be with you, and I like you."
Ren Suo's back was completely broken, and no one knew about it anyway, so it was just a joke.
Qiao Muyi nodded with satisfaction: "Change it to the cat's way."
Oh, I can do this. Ren Suo said without any pressure, "Meow meow~~"
The orange cat who was playing with a ball turned his head and looked at Ren Suo, with a hint of disdain on his fat face.
Qiao Muyi waited for a few seconds and found that Ren Suo made no other movements, so he asked: "No more?"
"Yes, that's what the cat said, meow~~" Ren Suo nodded seriously. The orange cat beside him shook the ball away angrily and walked into the cat litter tray with his big butt shaking.
Qiao Muyi asked: "Don't cats lick each other after confessing their love?"
can you?
Ren Suo turned his head and looked at the orange cat who was going to the toilet. The orange cat buried it in the cat litter with an indifferent expression and answered him with its big eggless butt.
However, Ren Suo reacted quickly, hugged Qiao Muyi tightly and started to get tired of it again.
After being tender for a while, Qiao Muyi buried herself in his first wife's arms, pressed against his chest, and said softly: "This time it was you who took the initiative to confess your love to me. It was you who liked me first, and then I liked you. Remember this."
."
"Yes, yes." Although Ren Suo knew that Qiao Muyi liked him first, he didn't mind at all that he took the initiative in name only.
Even if she was teased, it was just her making fun of herself in front of her children, and Ren Suo was very calm about it.
"But," Qiao Muyi said quietly, "Although I didn't like you first, what you said is correct..."
"What words?"
"It's you who said that I, Cheng Ling, and Yue Yan all like you. Well, there is another Luna we don't know? You saved her and she is no longer the Moon Goddess?"
Ren Suo's heart skipped a beat, and a bad premonition came to mind.
Then Ren Suo saw Qiao Muyi pressing her ear against his left chest, listening to his heartbeat, and asked with a hint of a sly smile:
