"I have to go to Europe for a mission." Hao Ren tried hard to imagine himself as a special system worker wearing a black windbreaker and big sunglasses. When he said this, his face was so serious that it didn't even look like his own. No matter
After all, being an employee of the Space-Time Administration can still change a person's behavior - he is now paying special attention to his image, but only when he is in front of these two abnormal creatures at home.
Lily's whole body suddenly brightened up, and there seemed to be an invisible tail behind her butt that was sweeping the wind vigorously: "Let's go out to play?! I'm free, I'm free!" It was just like what Raven 12345 said, there was no need to worry about this bastard's rejection.
.
Vivian's focus was elsewhere: "Well, if I use it as an air conditioner, I can save on electricity bills and pay the rent? Okay, okay..."
Hao Ren felt that this good-for-nothing vampire's focus was not in the right place at all.
"Speaking of which, you can cool down, but can you also heat up?" Lily tilted her head and glanced at Vivian. The air-conditioning around the latter was turning brightly, and the cold wind blew fresher than the air conditioner. "If you can save money on heating in winter,
There’s still enough left, which is definitely enough for your rent.”
Vivian thought about it for a moment without showing any confusion: "The Vampires are originally low-temperature creatures, so it's okay to create some cold air..."
"Ahem, let's get down to business," Hao Ren quickly brought the increasingly weird topic back on track, "Lily, are you going to follow? What about Vivian, are you okay? Let's go together if nothing happens.
, I’m not very familiar with Europe either.”
Hao Ren was telling the truth. Not to mention that he was not familiar with Europe. In fact, this guy had never traveled far in his life. Apart from getting to know this three-acre area in the southern suburbs, other things outside the Third Ring Road were basically useless to him.
Even if he goes to another world - now this is the first time in his life that he plans to go to a foreign country, and it is also a publicly funded trip "organized by the organization". How can he not be a little excited when he thinks about it!
We are also considered civil servants, even though we are from foreign countries - Hao Renru thought.
"Me? I have nothing to do," Vivian lowered her head in embarrassment, "I just lost the job I was looking for two days ago, and I am idle now. Hehe, hehehe... Landlord, I can help you with half of the work as your guide.
Monthly rent?”
Hao Ren curled his lips: This fierce girl, can you still retain some dignity as a vampire? We will not consider the Dark Night Nobles and the like. You can at least maintain the standard of a Dark Night Ten Thousand Yuan Household! Now you are so destitute.
Even Lily next to me can't stand it anymore...
"Don't worry about the rent," Hao Ren looked up to the sky and sighed, "I signed a prostitution contract with Raven 12345, how can I still drive you away? If you are willing, you can help with the housework at home.
I'm satisfied. As for finding a job... I suggest you don't mess with those businesses in our area that are almost dying of poverty. I heard that you went to work at McDonald's a while ago. In order to keep you poor, God has
He killed hundreds of food companies with his words..."
Vivian coughed quickly: "Ahem...it's none of my business!"
At this time, Lily was still immersed in the excitement of going out to play, so she simply transformed into a werewolf and wagged her tail vigorously (she might only be able to express her special mood in this way): "Landlady, what are we doing?
When is the time to go out? Do you want me to pack my luggage now? Where are we going? How many days will we stay? Is there a time limit for the mission you mentioned? Also, when are we going to eat? "
Hao Ren waved his hand vigorously and pushed the overly excited werewolf back: "Don't worry, don't worry, I haven't even booked the plane ticket yet. I'll wait until the raven sends the specific information. Oh, by the way, it's fun to show you.
This thing - this is high-tech! Standard equipment for employees of the Space-Time Administration... Damn it! Where did I throw it?!"
Hao Ren dug through several pockets on his body, and sweat suddenly fell from his forehead. Even the cool breeze blown by Vivian next to him no longer worked: he clearly remembered that he had stuffed the data terminal with the bomb in its mouth.
He put it in his trouser pocket, but now he only took out two threads from his pocket!
"Now you're out of luck!" Hao Ren's first thought was what would happen if this ultra-modern gadget fell into the hands of ordinary people. It might create the protagonist of "Urban Alien Super Brain".
It is also possible to smash out a reinforced company of experts from the Chinese Academy of Sciences, but the most likely result is that Raven 12345 will parachute in and smash him to death: This is definitely a major work error!
However, just when Hao Ren was hurriedly searching without success and was about to go out and search along the road, he suddenly heard a slight buzzing sound beside him, and then a small swirling space door appeared in mid-air. The six-sided
The shaped "data terminal" crookedly squeezed out of the whirlpool and landed lightly on his hand. There was also a line of subtitles printed by a holographic projection in mid-air: "Users, please be careful not to drop it in traffic when carrying this machine."
In terms of tools, the machine's route recognition function is limited - this is not what a data terminal is supposed to do! If you do this again next time, this machine will report it to the superiors."
Hao Ren: "..." He now understood what Raven 12345 meant when he said "the intelligence is not much worse than yours". This data terminal seems to have an artificial intelligence! At least he has never heard of other computers that can
Swearing in front of his master...
Lily was immediately attracted by this novel gadget. Her tail swayed into a shadow and she came over with bright eyes: "Landlord, can you give me this to play with?"
Hao Ren thought for a while and determined that there was no prohibition in this regard in the core brochure of employee rules he had read before, so he handed the data terminal over: "Be careful, although Raven 12345 said this is very strong, once it is broken it can be very dangerous.
There is no place to repair it.”
Lily excitedly took the data terminal and fiddled with it for a long time, but the thing didn't respond at all. In the end, Lily seemed to be annoyed, and a line of words popped up reluctantly above the data terminal: "Insufficient permissions, please don't do it."
Can you please take the trouble? I have a good moral code."
Three people at the scene: "..."
Vivian was glad that she had controlled her curiosity just now and didn't get embarrassed like a country bumpkin. She laughed dryly and walked to the kitchen: "You go on playing, big dog, I'll cook."
Lily returned the data terminal to Hao Ren in a nonchalant voice, and then she suddenly thought of something and ran to the kitchen: "Hey, wait! I'll go with you!"
"You know how to cook? Don't you just know how to eat?"
"I went over to turn on the air conditioner. It was so hot in the room."
"..."
While Vivian and Lily were busy working in the kitchen, Hao Ren grabbed his newly received data terminal and began to study it. The main purpose was to see what the Space-Time Management Bureau was doing, and what the next half of it would be.
For many hours, he became more and more frightened as he watched.
At the beginning, there are still normal working rules and some taboos, but the subsequent regulations and case references are difficult to understand:
"Instructions on the Observation and Guidance Process of Special Type III Civilization"
"Registration Method for the New Six Categories of Doomsday"
"Guidance Plan for Strictly Standardizing the Process of Declaring Local War"
"Precautions for censors to intervene in stellar wars"
"Basic knowledge about extermination orders and the role of the examiner in the corresponding process"
At the end of those basic work rules, there is a bunch of stuff that is staggering.
"Ask a question," Hao Ren knew that his data terminal had communication capabilities, so he carefully asked in his mind, "What do these things that look very powerful at first glance mean?"
"Literal meaning," a line of text appeared on the data terminal, "but that is a matter that the official censor needs to deal with, and it has nothing to do with you for the time being. The censor is the agent of the empire in local areas, which is equivalent to living in the religious system.
Saint or Son, do you have problems handling these daily tasks?"
Hao Ren immediately said that there was no problem, and then went back to calm his thrashing little heart.
By the afternoon, he had temporarily put those high-powered "employee instructions" to the back of his mind. He didn't know when it would happen. At the moment, it would be better for him to finish his "task" first: Raven 12345 has been
The task details were sent over.
The destination of his trip is England, but it is not a famous place, but a remote small town that cannot be found on the map, where his new tenant is waiting for him.