Chapter 529 Walking a cat is more troublesome than walking a dog
Putting the work of gods aside for the time being, we returned to Hao Ren. At this time, he had led two people (including a cat) out of Raven 12345's bungalow and was now walking on the only commercial street in the southern suburbs. "
"Go away." Along the way, he looked around and looked at the surrounding scenery. He almost returned to the state of lying on all fours several times. Thanks to Hao Ren, who kept staring at the cat, no accident occurred.
This is the first time the cat girl has observed this familiar street from a human perspective. She completed her transformation in the wilderness last night, and went home to sleep early in the morning as a habit, before she had time to take a good look at the outside world.
"It's different." The cat girl muttered, touching her hair uncomfortably. Hao Ren quickly pressed the other person's hand: "Don't take off your hat! And don't move your tail! If you want to be exposed, you will do it in the future.
You are never allowed to go out again."
When returning home, Hao Ren suddenly remembered that he should buy two pieces of clothing for "Gun". After all, she couldn't let her wear Lily's clothes all the time, so he took the guy to the commercial street. In order to prevent this
The cat showed his true nature, so he put a floppy wide-brimmed hat on her, and asked her to roll up her tail and hide it under her coat. He also asked her to carry a small backpack to help hide it. Logically speaking, this disguise is enough. Normally,
Elizabeth even ran around wearing a hat and contact lenses without revealing her secrets, but Hao Ren obviously underestimated the active nature of a cat. Just keeping "Gun" walking upright along the way almost exhausted his energy...
This product is much more difficult to deal with than the demon princess from 6≮,ww︾w. who only knows how to dismantle and dismantle!
Now he was glad that he had predicted that "Gun" would not be able to control his tail, so he tied the cat tail to the girl's back with a strip of cloth, and she was wearing a very wide coat.
Spring and Autumn T-shirt. This part that is most likely to be revealed is fairly safe.
But even so, Hao Ren still felt a little frightened along the way. He thought that this was the first time that the cat girl went out on the street and something could happen so easily... So what should he do in the future?
He didn't think he could keep this wild and unruly guy at home for a long time. He couldn't control her before when she was just a cat, let alone now that she has become a mentally ill person? This guy always has to come out.
She's running around... should she be allowed to wander outside with cat ears and a tail? How many Weibo posts would this disturb?
The cat girl didn't know what her owner was worried about. She started to lose focus while walking, and then suddenly saw someone selling grilled fish on the roadside, and her whole body...the whole cat became excited, swoosh
He rushed over at once, and when Hao Ren saw him, this idiot had already rushed to the stall, and then...
Then he found a safe place and squatted down, staring like an ordinary wild cat to see when the guests who were eating grilled fish would drop some dregs. At the same time, he turned his body slightly sideways, ready to run away when someone threw a stone.
The whole business is very skillful. You can tell from one glance that it is done this way often.
Hao Ren was stunned for a moment before he came to his senses, and quickly shouted from behind: "Come back!"
Unfortunately, he shouted too late, because the grilled fish stall owner noticed that a beautiful girl suddenly rushed over and squatted in front of the stall. He subconsciously thought that she was here to buy fish (although this buying gesture was a bit original), so he asked casually:
"Want a skewer?" At the same time, he held up a skewer of freshly grilled fish and handed it over.
The cat girl thought this was feeding her, so she snatched it with quick eyes and hands, and stuffed the fish into her mouth. However, she saw her face changed drastically on the spot, and she spit out the whole fish with a meow. She grabbed her throat and screamed.
Earth-shattering: "Ah, it hurts, it hurts...it hurts so much!!"
The stall owner selling grilled fish was dumbfounded. Even though he had never seen such a sensitive tongue in the seven or eight years he had been doing business, he thought the person in front of him was sent by the guy selling kebabs from across the street to cause trouble for him.
Fortunately, Hao Ren and Nangong Sanba arrived later, and the two of them lured the stall owner over by yelling and apologizing. They bought several skewers of grilled fish to settle the matter, and then they grabbed the cat girl and left quickly.
This place.
"You don't know that cats can't eat things that are too hot!" Hao Ren jumped on his feet and reprimanded the cat, which was still stupid after turning into a human. "And you don't know that you have to pay for eating other people's food!"
The cat girl has such a long face. Even though she was almost in tears, she still held her neck and replied: "Meow, I don't know!"
Hao Ren was furious, and the first thing he thought about was this: Even if the person in front of her had an enlightened mind, her knowledge was not obtained through initiation. How could she know what the rules of human society were.
And it was the first time she knew that she couldn’t eat hot food: “That was ‘hot’ just now? The food was very hot, so it hurt when I ate it? Then why didn’t I feel pain when I ate before?”
"Nonsense. I usually give you cold rice. You go out to pick up things on the street, and you are less likely to eat hot food." Hao Ren rolled his eyes, "I said you can't be a little more calm? You just entered
Have you forgotten what I said before? If you get into trouble, you will never be allowed to go out on the street again."
The cat girl didn't listen at all to what Hao Ren said in the second half of his sentence. She just stuck out her tongue and blew air to dissipate the remaining heat. She murmured thoughtfully to herself: "So you shoveler is usually so kind to me.
ah?"
Hao Ren's face turned green: "How many times have I told you that this title needs to be changed!! You all know that I treat you well, why can't I be more respectful?!"
"Go away" looked at Hao Ren getting angry with a blank look on his face, and stepped forward to rub Hao Ren's elbow with his head without knowing why: "Oh, rub rub, rub rub, shoveling shit, are you happy now? So give me the little fish.
Dry!"
Hao Ren: "..."
At this time, Nangong Sanba suddenly reacted: "Wait a minute, I think... even if a cat learns human language through wisdom initiation, she should not have the concept of praise and derogatory words, right?"
Hao Ren looked at him curiously: "What do you want to say?"
"So the reason why she asked you to shovel shit is not because she wants to anger you or has any grudge against you," Nangong Sanba spread her hands, "but she really thinks that you are a very good at shoveling... a big cat. In the cat's world
In the world view, this may be a professional job."
Hao Ren was dumbfounded: "... Damn it, why do I always catch up with this kind of thing?"
"Go" turned his head and looked around, then started grabbing Hao Ren's sleeve: "Dried small fish, I want dried small fish."
I bet there was nothing else in her mind.
Hao Ren was so frustrated that he had no temper, so he could only hand over the almost cold grilled fish: "Eat this, they don't sell dried fish here."
The cat girl looked at the grilled fish with fear on her face, and licked it carefully. After she found that it didn't hurt, she felt relieved and started to devour it. Hao Ren looked at her behavior and felt a little sympathetic for some reason: This guy is not easy, ever.
After having Doudou at home, the whole family no longer dared to eat fish. Occasionally, they had to hide and tuck the fish into pieces as if they were doing underground work. Not to mention "get out", she told the fish
The baby was so troubled that she almost had to reshape her outlook. Even if she occasionally saw a fish, she would meow at it for a long time. This was to test and make sure that the fish wouldn't suddenly jump up and beat her before she dared to bite her.
Fortunately, now that she is in human form and her intelligence has evolved, she can tell that the grilled fish will not move. Otherwise, she would not have squatted next to the stall just now, but would have gone up to say hello to the fish on the grill one by one. Then
The scene is even more terrifying, and someone from Qingshan Mental Hospital can easily be attracted if you are not careful.
"I kind of regret taking this guy out on the streets so early to see the world," Hao Ren complained to Nangong Sanba, "I should have taken her back to teach human common sense first, and then let her go out after the training is almost complete."
"That's more likely to cause trouble. You can't tie her with an iron chain. What if she runs out without anyone noticing and gets into trouble before you finish training?" Nangong Sanba smacked his lips, "It's better to watch her while you can.
When you arrive, take her for a walk on the streets first, so that you can get familiar with her as soon as possible and reduce the risk of trouble."
Hao Ren sighed again, and when he was about to say something, he suddenly found that "Go" was gone again. He quickly looked around, and was shocked to find that the girl had run across the road without knowing it, and was looking at the trash can with her head raised.
It seems that he is studying whether he can stick his head inside!
Standing next to him was a sanitation worker who was already dumbfounded.
Hao Ren could only ignore the weird expressions of the people around him and shout loudly: "Come back!"
The cat girl jumped back and Hao Ren taught her with a straight face: "Don't go through the trash cans again! Don't go to the street to pick them up and eat them! More... Wait a minute, you can walk.
Why is it becoming more and more unstable?"
The cat girl twisted around awkwardly: "The tail...can't be swung, it will wobble when walking."
Hao Ren looked up to the sky and sighed: "Forget it, let's go home quickly!"