Chapter 531 Hao's daily life, and Vivian's small wooden box
Hao Ren didn't know what it was like when a normal monster first became a spirit, but he suspected that it probably had to go through a process of reshaping the world view and developing new habits. Anyway, his stupid cat was taking care of it: everyone spent a whole day
God established a new outlook on life for this cat, but in the end it was basically ineffective.
Cat Girl still goes her own way, and her evil deeds include but are not limited to rolling on the soft cushions in the living room, stepping on the sofa with her shoes on, squatting on the coffee table and howling, and yelling at everyone for dried fish.
Later, when other people returned home, they also joined in teaching "Get Out", and as a result, the cat simply ran to the roof to hide.
After struggling like this for a whole day, Hao Ren was exhausted physically and mentally by the cat girl, and he only calmed down a bit during dinner in the evening.
Vivian prepared a table of sumptuous meals, and this strange family (except for the bearded man who was roasting wild rabbit outside) gathered in a circle around the dining table and began the most pleasant and enjoyable moment of the day: dinner.
Elizabeth held a bowl of sea that was bigger than her head and devoured it with the royal aura she inherited from her father. While eating, she told everyone about the interesting things she encountered while wandering around. She did not recognize the profession of "princess of the devil world" at all.
It has the proper temperament.
The little girl and Yzaks are now considered celebrities in the southern suburbs. First of all, Yzaks' face is a well-known landmark in the area. Several police officers from the local police station confirmed this after repeatedly checking the list of wanted criminals on the entire network.
The big man was harmless to humans and animals, and then the surrounding residents slowly accepted the face of the big devil. And at this juncture, Elizabeth, who looked like a little angel, was born, and followed her
After Zack's death, he started walking around the streets to collect old appliances. You can imagine how lively this was in the local area.
When these two men stand out, they look like a combination of an angel and a devil. Even if the two of them are standing on the street doing nothing, as long as they stop there, it is considered performance art. What's more, they are running around.
The southern suburbs are originally a small place where life is as simple as water. The people in these streets are eager to have some news to feed their meals. So the father-daughter team of Yzaks and Elizabeth caused a sensation when they first appeared.
Hao Ren didn't witness the grand scene at that time, but according to Big Beard, it was quite lively: the traffickers came three times, and the Municipal Public Security Bureau came twice. The most violent time was when the two men just walked to the intersection of the old street.
Behind him were four or five old People's Liberation Army soldiers who pretended to be out for a walk, all carrying walkie-talkies...
Fortunately, the fake certificates Raven 12345 gave them were strong enough...
In fact, Y'zaks doesn't need to find any job to support his family at all. Not to mention that there is an entire Demon King City behind him that is willing to support this Demon King wholeheartedly. Raven 12345 alone "unconditionally reimburses all the expenses of the aliens at Hao Ren's house"
"With this one thing, Hao Ren can easily support everyone in the family. Yzaks went out to collect old appliances entirely to satisfy his daughter's interest, and the latter actually got results. Elizabeth claimed that she has basically mastered it now.
She has learned the skills to repair old washing machines. She is also challenging refrigerators and air conditioners. Her next goal is to rent a store in the southern suburbs and open a home appliance repair shop. She thinks this is the happiest career on earth. After running a shop for several years, she
I plan to start learning professional techniques such as Emperor Theory...
I don’t know how she connected the two things. Maybe this is the special logic of the princess of the devil world.
Anyway, the little girl's plan was rejected by her father from the beginning: minors are not allowed to register for a business license, even if they change her ID card to an adult's, the little girl is only a little over 1.3 meters tall when she stands on tiptoes...
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While listening to the Demon Realm Princess bragging at the dinner table, Hao Ren turned his head and looked next to him: a girl with cat ears and a cat tail was squatting at his feet holding a cat food bowl and devouring it. She looked so...
People who didn't know it would have thought it was crazy domestic violence, but there was a chair next to the guy and she just wouldn't sit on it!
"Can't you sit on a chair and eat?" Hao Ren pressed his hair, "And you can't use a normal rice bowl? Aren't we preparing bowls and chopsticks for you?"
"It's uncomfortable to sit there," Cat Girl said without raising her head. "And there is a familiar smell on the rice bowl. If you don't change it, it won't taste good if you change it."
Lily held the rice bowl and nodded repeatedly: "Well, I feel the same way about the second point. I used to recognize the bowl when I ate. My rice bowl had its own taste, but that changed later and my rice bowl became a cultural relic. How many times did it become a cultural relic?
Sold for 1,000 yuan to a man from Sichuan who was collecting money from the Republic of China..."
"Look at your little potential," Vivian sneered at this problem of "recognizing the bowl when you eat." "This is the habit of a beast. You are not complete even if you become a spirit. And you only used a bronze tripod to cook things in the rice bowl of the Republic of China.
What?"
So Hao Ren always felt that it was difficult for him to get involved in the heterogeneous topics at home...
In fact, there is more than one person who can't talk, and there is also Nangong Sanba, who has just joined the team and is currently living at home as a demon hunter mentor. This half-baked demon hunter is still in the stage of getting familiar with the organizational environment, and he doesn't know at this time.
Who should I blame, so I simply gave Doudou an impromptu small class at the dinner table. He took out a stack of spell cards that looked like ghostly drawings from his body, and pointed at the Laita runes on them with his chopsticks to teach Doudou how to read: "
This is the Leita rune. Demon hunters must learn this. This symbol means fire..."
Doudou patted her tail happily, stepped forward and bit off a large piece of the spell card in two or three bites. Nangong Sanba was immediately stunned.
"I suggest you don't teach her about spell cards. If you have to teach her about runes, use another prop." Nangong Wuyue raised his eyelids, "It's not like you don't know that she likes to eat wood fiber. Besides, she is biting you.
Chopsticks."
Nangong Sanba immediately exclaimed. At this time, he had only half of the chopsticks left in his hand...
After finishing the meal, everyone dispersed. "Gun" took over the commanding heights of the sofa and started searching for pet programs, and this time she was watching TV openly. Hao Ren went over and poked the cat girl on the head: "In the evening
Go sleep in May's room first, and tomorrow I'll pack up the unused room on the far west side of the first floor for you to live in."
The cat girl was confused: "Why meow?"
Hao Ren felt that the other party's question was puzzling: "Of course I will arrange a place for you to sleep...don't you have your own room now?"
The cat girl pointed with her tail at a shadow at the corner of the stairs: "A nest."
Hao Ren looked up and saw that there was a basket covered with a velvet blanket. It was the cat's bed where Roll usually slept. He immediately couldn't laugh or cry: "That's for cats...can you still sleep in it now?"
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When the cat girl heard this, she quickly ran over and tried to push herself into her cat's nest twice. In the end, she almost broke the basket. Then she came back with a sad face: "Meow, we can't live in the nest anymore. Let's sleep tonight."
Blanket, give me a new cat bed!"
"Change the woolen nest! You have to sleep in bed from now on!" Hao Ren glared, "When sleeping in bed, learn to wear pajamas, wash your face in the sink, and don't roll on the mat. You must learn these!"
After listening to this, the cat girl lost her patience, yawned lazily, squirmed and crawled to the soft cushion next to the stairs, curled up in a ball and took a nap.
Hao Ren failed again in educating this cat.
Lily came over from nowhere and patted Hao Ren on the shoulder: "Relax, take your time, she can always learn human life. Don't you see that I am dignified, steady and restrained when in front of outsiders?"
Hao Ren immediately looked at Lily like someone watching an account being hacked: "Can you please stop adding those non-existent settings to yourself?"
"When I'm in trouble, I'm only with people I know," Lily crossed her arms and rolled her eyes, then walked towards "Go" calmly, "As a senior in the spirit world, I have to go over and give you some advice."
Okay, after "Gun" turned into a human form, he lost his power to intimidate Lily, and now this husky is looking more confident.
Hao Ren was not interested in watching the cat-dog battle, so he ran to the basement to find Vivian: he wanted Vivian to help look at the source blood samples, and the latter must not have gone to bed at this time.
When he came to the basement, he found Vivian sitting on the edge of the bed holding an exquisite wooden box in a daze.
"What are you doing?" Hao Ren asked casually.
"This is the box that Paul gave me," Vivian raised the wooden box to indicate. "According to him, I was very serious when I handed this thing to him. This box should be of great importance, but I
I can't remember anything about it...I don't know why, but I always feel like there's something fishy in it."