When people from Li Qingyun's family arrived at Yang Yunu's house, they were naturally entertained with good wine and good food. Most of the people who came to accompany the guests were elders. In terms of seniority, they used to be called uncle, uncle, etc., but now they can only follow Yang Yunu.
, it’s awkward to call me uncle, grandpa, etc. no matter how you call me.
I have no choice but to sneak into my grandma's house before dinner and chat with my two cousins. During dinner, I have no choice but to escape. As the new uncle, he is the focus of the table and will be drunk.
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Today's occasion was special. Li Qingyun welcomed everyone who came and toasted everyone, and even had to return the favor after drinking. Before the meal was finished, two of the men from Chenjiagou fell down and were helped out.
The father-in-law stared at him, because he had just discovered how strong his son-in-law's drinking capacity was today. It seemed that he was pretending to be drunk when he came to the house to do business. He couldn't drink like this anymore. If he kept drinking like this, he didn't drink his son-in-law down.
All these neighbors fell down.
As a woman, she couldn't serve on the table. When Yang Yunu served the dishes, she was secretly happy. But her sister-in-law, Yang Yudie, had a straightforward personality and didn't like to keep anything in her heart. When she helped serve the dishes, she said directly: "Brother-in-law, you
How can you drink it? When you weren't here, some of my uncles and uncles were still planning to drink you down. You might as well just knock them down. Wouldn't you be more modest?"
Li Qingyun laughed, pretending to be dumbfounded. But his father-in-law, Yang Wending, glared and scolded: "Young girl can't speak, no one will treat you as a mute, hurry up and serve the food, don't you see that the table is empty?"
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Although his brother-in-law Yang Yulong is only a half-grown boy, as the male in the family, he is qualified to sit at the table. Hearing what the second sister said, he waved his hand: "Go, go, you have spilled all the secrets. It's embarrassing."
Come on, you are the legendary pig teammate. If our fourth uncle and second uncle were not drunk, they would be mad at you."
The uncles and uncles of Li Qingyun's family were laughing so hard that they were so happy. Li Chengwen, an honest man next to him, laughed and said: "Please add more oil, Fuwa will be drunk soon. Anyway, the big things have been done, so it's okay to get drunk.
Just think of it as resting and tired."
As soon as these words came out, the people in Chenjiagou were so embarrassed that they could not even raise their heads. They were not ready to drink wine at first, knowing that they could not compete with Li Qingyun, but when the words were aroused, they immediately screamed and screamed, igniting the craze of drinking wine again.
Since it was a formal occasion, they opened Luzhou Laojiao, which costs more than 400 per box and four bottles per box. The price of a single bottle is more than 100, which is considered a good wine locally. Because this wine comes in a red box, it is often used
For a happy event, when Li Qingyun was delivering a big gift, he directly brought over a dozen boxes, which were enough for his father-in-law's family to run errands.
There are a total of thirteen people sitting at this table. Except for Yang Yulong, a half-year-old child who is not very good at drinking, almost everyone has a bottle. The 56-degree Laojiao has a spicy aroma and the wine gets strong quickly.
Three boxes were drunk, and the fourth box had just been opened. In fact, the people from Lijiazhai couldn't hold it anymore. They just made a few jokes just to save face. Unexpectedly, the men in Chenjiagou refused to admit defeat and insisted on taking Li
Only two of the people from Jiazhai can be considered a tie.
When sharing wine at the wine table, what you are afraid of is the fight of spirits, and you will get drunk if you argue. When Yang Yudie served the food again, she saw a table of men with red eyes and roars from drinking, and they were so scared that they stuck out their tongues. See
Li Qingyun smiled evilly at himself and glanced at him, feeling that he shouldn't have reminded him just now that this bad brother-in-law actually saw his joke and didn't speak up for him.
In fact, Li Qingyun wasn't smiling at her, he just thought that everyone on the table would be drunk and it would be such a spectacular scene, so he couldn't help but smile proudly. Unexpectedly, he met his sister-in-law's eyes and saw her glaring at him, so he had to nod and smile at her.
Who would have thought that Yang Yudie thought he was provoking her, waved her pink fist at him, and threatened in a low voice: "I will deal with you when you are drunk. If you dare to laugh at me, you are good-looking."
After drinking anxiously, no one ate the food on the table, and several women stopped cooking and had lunch in the kitchen. When they went to the main room, they saw that the table was already lying on the table, and only two people could still eat it.
Sit up straight.
Yang Wending, who had such a good drinking capacity, rolled his tongue and talked nonsense with Li Qingyun, arm in arm.
"Fuwa, your father-in-law, I don't have any skills, and I don't go to school much. I only know how to box a few times. When I was young, ten or eight strong men couldn't get close to me. Although I'm older now, I don't fight much anymore.
, but the foundation of this skill is still there. If anyone in town dares to bully you in the future, tell me my name, and if he refuses to accept it, I will beat him at his house and smash the door of his hall." Yang Wending said intermittently.
Li Qingyun shook his head and seemed to be about to collapse. Hearing this, he smiled and said: "Dad, you don't know who I am. I don't like to cause trouble. I work at home and surf the Internet all day long. How can I get into trouble with others? Now is a legal society.
, don’t fight with others easily, it’s not good for anyone if you get into trouble.”
"What a good son-in-law. What a good son-in-law. I feel relieved when I hear you say that. I feel relieved when I marry my daughter to you. It's not like when I was young. Because I was so strong and competitive, I even accidentally killed someone. If it hadn't been for you
Grandpa helped me deal with it, maybe I'm still in jail." Yang Wending seemed to have really drunk too much, and told such embarrassing things.
"..." Li Qingyun wiped his sweat, wondering how he should answer these words. He already felt that his mother-in-law, sister-in-law, and wife were standing at the door and eavesdropping, "That matter is over. I heard my grandpa mention it once or twice. After all,
It's self-defense."
"What kind of self-defense? It was because someone was trying to steal my wife, so I started to fight... Well, let's not mention that. You have to understand what I mean. It's good that we don't cause trouble, but if
If someone bullies Jade Slave, you cannot tolerate it. A man should take action when it is time to take action, and he will rush through Kyushu..."
Li Qingyun wiped his sweat again. The old lady was drunk and her words were becoming more and more unreliable. As she talked, she actually started singing. However, the answers should still be answered.
"Dad, don't worry, if anyone dares to bully Jade Slave, I will beat him to death. My nickname of 'Qinglong Taibao' is not just a boast, I also have real skills. If you don't believe me, just ask the young people in Chenjiagou
Who among you has not been beaten by me?" Li Qingyun also started to talk with a big tongue. To brag, you must take advantage of being drunk. Even if you are not drunk, you still have to pretend to be drunk.
Although Yang Yulong was drunk and had been lying on the table for a while, he couldn't listen anymore. He stood up and ran out, muttering: "What Qinglong Taibao will bully our children, who are older than you?"
At two years old, didn't you beat you up and run around the village?"
Yang Yunu and Yang Yudie looked in at the door, covering their mouths to suppress laughter. It was quite interesting to listen to these two drunk people bragging.
When Yang Yulong ran out, he saw his two sisters actually laughing, and immediately snorted: "This Qinglong Taibao not only beats our children, but also beats girls. How can you still be in the mood to laugh? I really don't know how you can laugh.
. I wanted to wait until he was drunk and beat him up to take revenge, otherwise I would be so panicked that I would scream at his brother-in-law against his will. It seems that I have no chance today."
"Go, go, let's play. When has he ever hit a girl? He just pinched her cheeks and pulled her ears, but he didn't really hit us. What do you, a kid, know?" Yang Yudie was angry that he had just lectured her.
At this time, I seized the opportunity and came back to scold him.
Yang Yunu also smiled and said: "He didn't really hit us, he was just teasing us. If he really hit me, I wouldn't marry him. You were too young at the time, you probably didn't remember anything."
"I*※...*...*" Yang Yulong curled his lips in anger and almost fainted, "You two idiots, I don't care about you."
After saying that, he lit a cigarette, took two puffs, and ran outside. Because he saw his mother raising her palm, scolding him for smoking in a low voice, and asking him to put out the cigarette. Yang Yulong had seen this kind of situation many times since he was a child. Anyway,
Parents are reluctant to beat themselves, so if they run away, it will be fine.
At this time, the two people at the wine table didn't know what they were talking about. Yang Wending laughed happily: "Hahahaha, as the saying goes, the more the mother-in-law looks at her son-in-law, the more she likes her, but I, the father-in-law, like you too. From now on, my wife will like you."
Die, please take care of me."
"Jade butterfly? Leave it to me?" The corner of Li Qingyun's mouth twitched. He really wanted to pretend to be drunk immediately and fall down on the table. Don't think about it. His father-in-law must have drunk too much. He even confused the names of his eldest daughter and second daughter.
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However, the person who was hiding at the door and eavesdropping on their conversation had mixed emotions. As soon as her sister-in-law Yang Yudie heard her name, her heart skipped a beat, her charming little face immediately turned red, she stamped her feet and shouted: "Mom,
Sister, listen to what nonsense my dad is talking about. If you hand me over to my brother-in-law, what will happen to my sister?"
Yang Yunu was also stunned for a moment, and then he figured it out, and said with a generous smile: "Our dad drank too much, so he must have called you by the wrong name. Haha, what can I do? I'll make room for you when the time comes."
"You two damn girls, what are you talking nonsense here? Pull your dad out quickly and don't let anyone hear you, otherwise you will laugh your teeth off. Fortunately, everyone at this table is drunk..." said the mother-in-law.
, had already rushed into the main room to recruit Yang Wending.
Li Qingyun took the opportunity to leave, saying he was going to the bathroom. When he walked to the door, Yang Yunu suppressed a smile and said, "It's easy for you. My dad also entrusted my sister to you."
Before Li Qingyun could open his mouth to explain, his sister-in-law Yang Yudie blushed, covered her sister's mouth, and said coquettishly: "Sister, you have only been with your brother-in-law for a few days, and you have learned so badly. You guys hate me so much, making fun of me.
You have to compensate me, you have to buy me at least two sets of clothes, no, I want three sets."
Li Qingyun felt that he couldn't handle this situation, so he immediately hid in the toilet and tried to escape by peeing. When he heard the silence at the door of the main room, Li Qingyun sneaked out, preparing to talk to his cousin and chat with his parents.
But before he arrived at his grandma's house diagonally across the street, he saw a group of young men from Chenjiagou squatting and smoking at the entrance of the alley, seemingly waiting for him. Chen Guanghui was among them. When he saw Li Qingyun appear, he immediately led people around him.
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"Hey, as the new son-in-law, I'm not drunk. I can't be the one to accompany you. Didn't you invite me to drink last time? You never had time. Why don't we find a place to continue drinking?" Chen Guanghui was holding a breath in his heart. He was getting married.
At that time, I wanted to stop the sedan chair, but unfortunately, Li Qingyun's two cousins kidnapped someone. If I don't cause trouble today, I will have no chance in the future. r1152