Chapter 307: Climbing Three Circles Around the Village
Li Qingyun let out a wine belch and stared at Chen Guanghui with squinted eyes. He thought to himself that this guy really knows how to choose the right time. He drank more than two kilograms of white wine. If he hadn't secretly taken the essence of the Space Spirit Spring to relieve the hangover, he would have fallen drunk long ago.
.This guy wants to fight with himself. If he drinks another one or two kilograms of liquor, even if he has Lingquan to relieve his hangover, he won't be able to hold it back.
"Oh? You want to invite me to drink? Haha, old friend, I'm not picky. If the liquor is less than one hundred bottles, I won't drink it." To show off, you must have the right expression. These words and expressions seem to look down on Chen Guanghui.
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In Qinglong Town, it’s fine for ordinary people to drink liquor worth more than ten yuan a bottle at the wine table. Ordinary people only drink liquor worth thirty or fifty yuan a bottle when doing business. There are several people in the town like him.
More than a hundred bottles of Luzhou Laojiao were given to the father-in-law, more than a dozen boxes, for him to entertain relatives and friends. The wine given to the father-in-law for his own drinking were several boxes of Maotai and Wuliangye given to him by others.
"What are you bragging about? Why don't you drink liquor that's less than 100 yuan a bottle? We've already found out clearly that when your family holds wedding banquets, they still use loose wine. Who knows whether it costs three yuan or five yuan a bottle?
Kilograms."
"Brother Guanghui invites you to drink. That's to give you face, but you are still picky. If you don't toast or eat, you will be fined."
"Stop being so nagging. If you're a man, just follow us. If you're a girl, just call me. We won't embarrass you in the future, but you can't escape the nickname of a girl. What are you looking at? You two cousins
You are busy in the mushroom shed, no one can help you at this time, unless you call your wife out. Haha."
Li Qingyun stared at Chen Guanghui and said: "What's wrong? You can't afford to invite people to drink, but you are still so cool? If you are a man, just give me a pleasant word, I will drink as much good wine as you want. You can keep the wine for yourself during the New Year."
"You... you look down on others." Chen Guanghui gritted his teeth and said angrily, "Okay, I know you are rich, so you are starting to look down on us poor people, right? Come on, as long as you dare to drink, I will buy any good wine.
I can afford it.”
As he spoke, he took out a handful of hundred-dollar bills from his pocket and gave them to the boy next to him. He ordered: "Go to the store at the entrance of the village to pick out the best wine, buy two boxes, and take it to the woods behind the temple.
Let’s buy a few bags of peanuts by the way.”
The young man responded, took the money and ran away.
Li Qingyun followed this group of people towards the ruined temple behind the village. I don't know what kind of mountain god this temple used to be, but later it became a public relations temple. At this time, the horizontal plaque in front of the temple still had the word "Guan" inside.
The statue of the god turned into Erlang God.
Li Qingyun took a look at the ruined temple, and he was very confused in his heart. He was confused about the people who were worshiping the gods and burning incense. When he was offering incense and praying, he didn't know which god he would pray to.
Behind the ruined temple, there is a small forest, and behind the forest are barren mountains. I don’t know where it leads, and no one has ever explored it to the north. I don’t know how far north there are similar villages and towns.
"Li Qingyun, let's just wait here. Don't think there are many of us, and we won't bully you. Just me and you drinking alone, one bottle for you and one for me. There will be no ambiguity. Whoever gets down first will bark like a dog,
Climb around the village three times." Chen Guanghui said with red eyes.
Li Qingyun frowned slightly. This bet was a bit too much. He knew that he had been drinking, but he still bet like this. It was unfair. How could bullying someone be considered bullying?
When someone saw that Li Qingyun was hesitant, he immediately became excited and laughed: "You want good wine, our brother Guanghui has also asked people to buy it. When you come here, don't pretend that your grandson is afraid to drink it?"
"Keep your mouth clean and drink. The grandson is the one who doesn't dare to drink. I'll go pee behind the tree first and wait for your people to buy wine. We won't waste time." After Li Qingyun finished speaking, he unbuckled his belt.
Just walk deeper into the forest.
The snow in the forest has not yet melted, and the shoes made a dull crunching sound when stepping on it.
"I don't have to worry about you peeing when you pee, just don't run away secretly." The people outside were agitated and said irritating words in different ways.
Li Qingyun sneered. Since these grandsons took advantage of others' danger, there was nothing to say. The peeing was fake, but the essence of the spring water obtained from the small space was real. After two glasses of gurgling, the drunkenness on his body subsided.
A thin layer of sweat broke out all over the body. A slight sniff revealed the strong aroma of wine, which quickly dissipated when blown by the wind.
It is said that the ancient heroes could force people to drink. Li Qingyun looked through the notes left by Taoist Lingxu, but could not find any similar introduction. He still does not know what internal power is. Using a spirit body to force people to drink, it seems that the spirit body does not have this function, even if
He wouldn't be able to use it.
You can only use the essence of the space spirit spring honestly. When you sweat with the essence spring water, the alcohol will evaporate and be emitted from the body and blood.
He stretched his fists and legs to make his bloated stomach empty a little more, and returned to his best condition. Then he pretended to be a drunkard who was swaying step by step, and walked out of the depths of the forest.
The boy who bought the wine has come back, carrying two boxes of Langjiu. The wine tastes pretty good, costing more than 300 yuan per box and about 90 yuan per bottle. It should be the best wine you can buy in the village.
When Chen Guanghui saw Li Qingyun's eyes resting on the wine box, his face turned red and he explained with a sullen face: "This is the best wine in the village. Don't say I can't afford it, don't say I'm reluctant to part with it."
"Okay, Langjiu is not bad." Li Qingyun grabbed a handful of straw from behind the ruined temple, sat under a big tree, opened a bag of peanuts and said, "Then let's start drinking."
Chen Guanghui seemed to want to get rid of this hateful rival in love at once, who was already 90% drunk, so he quickly opened two bottles of wine and said: "If you are deeply in love, take a sip and stop talking nonsense. Whoever drinks slowly should learn three dog barks first."
This is a small bet among big bets, a common trick at the wine table.
There was a trace of hesitation on Li Qingyun's face, as if he was worried that he would lose. This greatly boosted Chen Guanghui's confidence. Then, without waiting for Li Qingyun's answer, he raised his head and poured the wine into his mouth.
Li Qingyun was also panicked, and poured wine into his mouth from the bottle in the same way. * Langjiu, which costs ten yuan a bottle, can be considered an entry-level mid-range wine. It tastes okay. After being blended with flavors, it is better than self-brewed wine.
The taste is even better.
It's just that when I'm drinking wine, let alone tasting the taste, I don't even care about the pain of freezing my teeth, I just gulp down the wine in my stomach.
Several young people watching the excitement cheered desperately and cheered for Chen Guanghui. In their opinion, Li Qingyun had been drunk and was already unsteady. With half a bottle at most, they could make him lie down and bark like a dog.
But dozens of seconds later, Li Qingyun actually finished the bottle of wine first, burped, and threw a few peanuts into his mouth. After chewing them for a few times, Chen Guanghui finally drank the bottle of liquor.
Finished drinking.
"You... ugh... why did you drink so fast? You're not drunk yet?" Chen Guanghui's eyes were as wide as those of a cow. He almost vomited out the drink as he drank a mouthful of wine.
Li Qingyun squinted his eyes, as if he could no longer see what was in front of him, and said drunkenly: "This, this... what is it... How many more bottles can I drink... I am not drunk. I will never be drunk. Come on, come on.
, learn how to bark a few times for me to hear?"
Chen Guanghui was so angry that his face turned red and his neck thickened, and the friends next to him were speechless. He had lost, so he could only admit defeat. At the same time, some people blamed Chen Guanghui for not living up to his expectations. He could not even drink a person who was 90% drunk, but he still tried hard.
What wine?
"Okay. I'll learn...Woof! Woof! Woof!" Chen Guanghui's head was almost buried in the snow, and he had just finished learning three dog barks.
"The scream is really unpleasant, not as good as the scream of my gold and copper coins." Li Qingyun curled his lips in dissatisfaction.
"..." Chen Guanghui was so angry that he almost wanted to take action. Your gold coins and copper coins are dogs, right? Can they bark better than me?
The boy who bought the wine opened two more bottles of wine and motioned with his eyes to Chen Guanghui to hurry up and not give Li Qingyun a chance to rest.
The two touched the mouth of the bottle and poured wine into their stomachs again.
This time, both of them drank with great difficulty. They paused several times before they could barely drink. Li Qingyun took the lead again and poured the empty bottle upside down, without a drop flowing out.
When Chen Guanghui saw it, he was already anxious. He had one last sip, but he choked on it and sprayed it out of his nose.
"Cough cough cough cough... vomit... vomit..." He coughed a few times, then tilted his neck and lay down in the snow nest to vomit. He even vomited out his lunch and sprayed it out from his mouth and nostrils.
"Tch, you have such a drinking capacity, you still have the nerve to challenge me for a drink? Can you still drink? If you can't drink, then crawl quickly, crawl around the village three times, even one less time will not work. The bet is set by you, you won't cheat, right?
"Actually, Li Qingyun wanted to vomit after drinking the wine, but he held it back for the sake of victory.
Chen Guanghui's friends looked at each other and were completely speechless. Before the bet, no one thought that Chen Guanghui would lose. But after losing, they couldn't break their promise. If they broke their promise, how could they appear in front of Li Qingyun in the future? If he spread the word, what would happen in the future?
Losing face in the whole town.
"I'll crawl... I'm willing to admit defeat..." Chen Guanghui finished vomiting and lay on the ground unable to get up, so he crawled directly out of the forest, "Okay, you Li Qingyun are really good. You are better at finding a wife than me, and you are also good at... drinking...
Better than me... I'm convinced... I'm willing to admit defeat, I'll lie down three times, and if I lose one, I'll be my grandson."
"Okay, it's a man. Next time you come to my Lijiazhai, I will treat you to a drink. It must be a good wine, Wuliangye or Moutai, you can choose." After saying that, Li Qingyun rushed behind the tree and spit out a few mouthfuls of wine. He was drunk.
Everyone knows that after drinking a lot of alcohol, the first thing to come out is something slightly clear. The food is in the lower layer of the stomach, and it will not be vomited out without violent vomiting.
After spitting out these few mouthfuls of wine, Li Qingyun immediately felt comfortable in his stomach. With only one bottle of wine left in his body, he could slowly enjoy the dizzy feeling caused by alcohol anesthesia without any serious problems.
Li Qingyun did not supervise Chen Guanghui and went straight to Yang Yunu's home. Unexpectedly, his uncle and cousin were chatting with someone at the door. When he saw Li Qingyun, he smiled and asked: "Fuwa, no one will trouble you today?"
"No, I am such an easy talker, how can anyone have the nerve to cause trouble for me?" Li Qingyun replied with a smile.
Cousin Chen Sheng was holding a stack of money in his hand and was counting the money. When he saw Li Qingyun, he stopped counting the money and said excitedly: "Fuwa, I got rich today. Thanks to you, the mushrooms I grow are sold for sale."
The results are so good that I have recovered all my capital and made more than 8,000 yuan extra. I was able to produce mushrooms twice before the year. This is all money! Don’t leave tonight, I’ll treat you to a drink.”
At the mention of wine, Li Qingyun felt uncomfortable in his stomach and wanted to turn it up again. There was no way, Sichuan wine had a strong stamina, and he was like this. Chen Guanghui might have fallen asleep in the snow nest. But he had friends following him, so he probably didn't
thing.
The uncle slapped Chen Sheng on the head and scolded: "You are stupid in counting money. What do you know? How can you accompany your new wife back home and stay overnight? I want to invite Fuwa. There will be many in the future."
Do you have to choose the time tonight?"
However, as soon as they said this, they saw Chen Guanghui, accompanied by a group of people, slowly crawling through the alley entrance, imitating the barking of a dog: "Woof woof... woof woof woof..." (Unfinished)