It's just that it's not right for a man and a woman to live together in the same room! They are dining in the same box, and they are still strangers. No matter how you look at it, you feel that there is something wrong...
Xia Haoran looked at Liu Xiaoye who was restless next to him, and said with a smile: "Your name is Liu Xiaoye, right? There's nothing to be embarrassed about. Meeting is fate, sit down and have a drink."
"Yes!" Liu Xiaoye nodded slightly, and then said: "Well, I'm sorry, brother, I caused you trouble today."
"Ha ha……"
Xia Haoran smiled softly, shook his head and said: "This kind of thing is a trouble to you, but it is nothing to me. You can rest assured, since I encountered it today
, I will naturally seek justice for you."
"Moreover, in today's impetuous society, there are not many girls like you who can survive the mud and remain unsullied. Cherish it! Come on, have a drink!" After saying that, Xia Haoran poured a glass for Liu Xiaoye himself.
Red wine, then he raised his glass and said.
Bang!
With a gentle crashing sound, Xia Haoran drank the wine glass in one gulp, and then said: "Let's have something to eat. I just started eating not long ago, and the dishes over there haven't been touched yet." When he saw it,
After seeing the other party's actions, Xia Haoran was shocked and said quickly: "Girl, you can do whatever you want, why do you want to kill her in one go? Well, you shouldn't go crazy with alcohol, right?"
Pfft...
Seeing Xia Haoran's nervous look, Liu Xiaoye covered her mouth with her hands and smiled sweetly. She stared blankly at Xia Haoran and couldn't help but roll her eyes.
"What are you looking at? Have you never seen a handsome guy?" Xia Haoran shrugged and said angrily. After saying that, he grabbed the chopsticks and started eating the dishes on the table.
"Um...this eldest brother, what is your name?" Liu Xiaoye couldn't help but ask, watching Xia Haoran immersed in picking up vegetables.
"Xia Haoran!"
"Why are you dining here alone?"
"I'd love to!"
"I'm sorry for causing you trouble today."
"I told you, it's okay!"
"Well, they are all bad people, can you handle it? Or let's run away together quickly?"
"They are the ones who should run away!"
"Are you so confident?"
"A must!"
…
After a series of useless conversations, there was another silence in the box. Xia Haoran raised his head and glanced at the other party, and said lightly: "Aren't you hungry? Don't you want to eat something?"
"Well……"
In fact, Liu Xiaoye really wanted to say, I see you are full when you eat like that. But to be honest, Xia Haoran's eating appearance is really ugly, and this sentence is too harsh to say, so she forcefully
Hold it back.
"People are like iron rice and steel. If you don't eat one meal, you will feel hungry! Even if you are sad and unhappy, don't treat your stomach badly. Only a good body is the capital of revolution." Xia Haoran taught earnestly.
"I...I'm losing weight!" Liu Xiaoye puffed out her cheeks and said.
"Losing weight? Just you?" Xia Haoran finally raised his head, scanned the other person's body, glanced at his mouth and said: "I was already as thin as a stick of firewood, but if I lose weight anymore, I will be no different from bean sprouts.
Already."
"You..." Liu Xiaoye looked at Xia Haoran angrily, then burst into laughter and said, "I really didn't expect that you..." "What's wrong with me?" Xia Haoran deliberately shook his hair (
It's a pity that he doesn't have long hair), he said in a very disgusting manner: "Did you suddenly feel that I am handsome? Excellent? Handsome? Very stylish?"
"Cricket! Cricket is stunned! It's just a cricket's 'cricket'!"
"Thank you for the compliment!"
"You're shameless!" Liu Xiaoye cursed with a smile and said, "Just now I saw that you were still looking serious and angry, how could you become like this in the blink of an eye?"
"Haven't you heard? With whomever you are with, you will be influenced by the other person invisibly. Just like when I am with you, little girl, you are infected, my little old man's mentality is also changing in an instant.
You become younger."
Boom...boom!
At this moment, the people in the box were opened from the outside again. However, this time they were kicked open directly.
A group of middle-aged men wearing black suits and sunglasses quickly rushed in and quickly surrounded the entire box. At this time, a middle-aged man in his forties slowly walked in from the door of the box.
…
You're a show-off and need to be dealt with!
Xia Haoran just glanced briefly and then withdrew his gaze. If it weren't for today's chance, to be honest, he really didn't want to have any contact with such people.
As a master of cultivation, a future "immortal", but competing with a group of ordinary people who don't know what they are called, not only is it really boring, but it also loses one's status.
Seeing this, Xia Haoran couldn't help but think of an unreasonable saying in the world of cultivation!
What is the meaning of cultivation?
Is it for immortality? Is it to pursue great power? Or is it to protect the people you care about from harm?
If you say so, there is nothing wrong with it.
but.
The most correct way to say it is that the true meaning of cultivation is to make yourself more powerful, and then use the power you have to teach those "idiots" who don't know how to behave!
The middle-aged man with fat head and big ears wore gold-rimmed glasses and held a big cigar in his mouth. When he glanced around the box and found that there were only Xia Haoran and Liu Xiaoye in the box, he frowned slightly.
He wrinkled, and then said impatiently: "Take this woman away from me, Mr. Yingze can't wait any longer. What a waste, you can't even do such a small thing!"
"yes!"
The group of men in black suits and sunglasses around him responded, and then all rushed towards Liu Xiaoye.
Bang bang bang...
With the sound of heavy objects hitting, I saw the group of pretenders retreating at a faster speed than they had just rushed, and smashed hard on the walls around the box one by one, and then... nothing more!
In the box.
Apart from Liu Xiaoye who was panicking, and Xia Haoran who was still slowly holding vegetables and drinking wine, the only other person left was the four-eyed boy with a fat head and big ears.
"You, you..."
The four-eyed fat pig couldn't help but sweat. Besides fear, he looked at Xia Haoran and said solemnly: "You... what magic method did you use? I'm warning you, don't do anything random.
, Today is a society ruled by law, be careful if I call the police! Yes, I will call the police right now!" After saying that, the four-eyed fat piggy stepped back and touched his arms.
Xia Haoran took a sip of the wine and said calmly: "Say four-eyed boy, which eye did you see me doing just now? Be careful, I will sue you for slander! Besides, since you're here, you don't have to leave.
, tell me carefully where you bunch of rubbish foreigners come from."
The fat piggy with four eyes suddenly discovered in despair that his body could not move at all without even realizing it, and only two of his eyeballs were still spinning up and down.
"Go on, confess and be lenient! No, a trash like you will end up in jail even if you confess everything." Xia Haoran still drank to himself, smiled and said: "I really want to
I know how many eyes Lord Ma has! I don’t want to take a photo of myself to see what kind of things you are. You are still the spokesperson of the Fujiwara family. Damn! How dare you use the name of that ninja family in our country of China?
You are so courageous when it comes to cheating on the land!"
"Ah! Do you know the Fujiwara family?"
The four-eyed fat piggy's eyes widened, and his breathing suddenly became rapid, as if he was about to suffocate.
I thought to myself: Yes, yes, I should have thought of it a long time ago. This young man has such mysterious methods, so it is not surprising that he knows the Fujita family. However, he looks like he is very familiar with the Fujiwara family.
ah!
It seems that there is really no escape this time!
The four-eyed fat piggy's eyes narrowed sharply. He has always regarded himself as the number one counselor around Mr. Yingze, and even regarded himself as the military strategist Zhuge Liang. Over the years, he has traveled all over the world with Mr. Yingze, precisely because of his resourcefulness.
So whether it's extorting money or luring girls into bed, he succeeds every time.
In fact, they have been very successful.
After careful packaging and construction, their "scammers' gang" is invincible. No matter where they go, they are always on the road to deception!
"You won't say it, right?" Xia Haoran raised his eyebrows and said, "If you don't say it, then kneel down! Wherever you stand, it will affect the appetite of me and Miss Xiaoye."
"You... do you know who I am? How dare you insult an international friend like this!" The fat piggy with four eyes was furious, but when he said this, no matter how you looked at it, he looked a bit fierce and angry.
.
"I know, you are a liar, and you guys are even more of a gang of liars! You're such a tough talker, kneel down." After saying that, without waiting for the other party to express his words, Xia Haoran surged with a ray of true energy.
, directly pressed the four-eyed fat piglet to the ground.
Xia Haoran waved his chopsticks to Liu Xiaoye and said with a smile: "I said, classmate Xiaoye, what are you thinking about? Keep eating!"
"Ah...oh..."
Only then did Liu Xiaoye come back to her senses. However, her eyes glanced back and forth at the group of black-clothed men around her, the kneeling fat piggy with four eyes, and Xia Haoran beside her. She was surprised and also
Even more curious, it was clear that Xia Haoran was sitting next to him eating and drinking, but how could he explain the scene in front of him?
It’s definitely related to Xia Haoran!
But, how did he do it? Could it be that, as the fat piggy with four eyes said, Xia Haoran knew magic and had special powers?
Thinking of this, Liu Xiaoye's eyes lit up, and he looked at Xia Haoran and said excitedly: "Then... well, Xia Haoran, you can't really know magic, right?"
"you guess!"
"Then how do you know that these people are not real investors, but a gang of scammers?"
"Damned!"
"Hey! So what are you going to do now?"
"End?" Xia Haoran shook his head gently and said calmly: "NoNoNo! Let's just drink and eat, and then sit back and watch the show."