For the next time, under the dumbfounded gaze of Liu Xiaoye, and under the eyes of the four fat piglets who were about to collapse, Xia Haoran squatted there waving the chopsticks in his hands, and kept picking up food in his mouth...
…
Xia Haoran devoured almost all the dishes on the table full of food! That's all, not counting the empty wine bottles scattered on the ground.
“How much a whale eats!”
Liu Xiaoye murmured secretly in his heart.
Although the dishes in high-end hotels focus on quality rather than quantity, dishes for ten people are by no means a small amount for ordinary people. However, I met Xia Haoran.
Xia Haoran finally put down the chopsticks in his hand, grabbed a bottle of wine, and drank it down. At the end, he wiped his mouth, burped with satisfaction, and said: "It's so-so, barely enough."
Be seventy percent full."
"thump……"
Liu Xiaoye fell down on the sofa. Under Xia Haoran's confused eyes, Liu Xiaoye sat up again with his hand on his forehead and said with a bit of laughter: "Xia Haoran, you haven't eaten in decades?
Do you usually eat like this?"
"Well, this is a very serious question. Let me think about it carefully before answering you." After saying that, Xia Haoran looked like he was thinking and stopped talking.
One minute.
Two minutes.
Three minutes later, Liu Xiaoye was surprised to find that Xia Haoran still looked like he was thinking hard. So, she couldn't help but cover her mouth with her hands and said with a sweet smile: "Xia Haoran, I find this is really interesting. It's so simple.
It’s an obvious question, why do we need to think about it for so long?”
"No, no!"
Xia Haoran shook his head gently and said with a smile: "I am not thinking about that problem, but I am thinking about whether to tell you the truth. You also know that telling the truth these days is annoying, and
The truth is offensive; if it is a lie, it is not my style and I would be very embarrassed..."
"Stop, stop, stop!"
Liu Xiaoye waved his hands repeatedly and said angrily: "Xia Haoran, why did I suddenly realize that you are such a poor person! By the way, you just ate so much food, why is your belly not bulging at all? It's really unreasonable.
." After saying that, the girl stretched out her jade hand and touched Xia Haoran's belly.
"Ah! What are you doing?" Xia Haoran was startled, and quickly blocked the opponent's 'devil's claws', and said in a panic: "Men and women do not kiss each other, if you do this again, I will call you indecent!"
"Xia Haoran, you..." Liu Xiaoye bit her silver teeth and stared at Xia Haoran with a pair of almond-shaped eyes.
"What are you?" Xia Haoran rolled his eyes and said angrily: "Also, what did you say just now? Is it a sin to eat too much? Are you cursing me in disguise for being a 'rice bucket'? Hum.
Hum hum…”
"No!" Liu Xiaoye stuck out her tongue mischievously and said, "I'm just curious. No matter how hungry a person is, he won't eat so much food! What's more, you drank so much wine, I
I really wonder how you put it in your stomach. Even if your digestive system is good and food is digested and absorbed as soon as it enters your stomach, I haven't seen you go to the toilet!"
"Ahem..."
Xia Haoran was really defeated by this girl.
Naturally, a cultivator cannot be treated with common sense. However, he would never say that he is a cultivator, and he is also a cultivator in the out-of-body stage, right? Logically speaking, when a person's cultivation level
After breaking through to the golden elixir stage, you can absorb the free spiritual energy between heaven and earth to supply yourself, and there is no need to absorb nutrients through food. However, precisely because of this, once such people really open their stomachs to eat and drink,
It definitely exists like a bottomless pit.
Xia Haoran shook his head gently, laughed a few times and said, "Okay, let's not discuss this topic anymore. You only need to know that I have many abilities, but it doesn't matter compared to being able to eat and drink."
"What about?" Liu Xiaoye tilted her head and asked.
"For example, I know why your ex-boyfriend is perverted but insists on sending you to someone else's bed." Xia Haoran glanced at Liu Xiaoye and said lightly: "A man is like a cat. You put a fat, salty
Putting the fish in front of his eyes, but refusing to let him eat it, would make a person become a pervert."
"What do you mean?" Liu Xiaoye was slightly startled and asked with a confused face.
"Because, you are still a virgin."
Xia Haoran chuckled and said: "It's hard to believe that in today's impetuous era, there are still girls like you who are so clean and self-sufficient. If I heard correctly, you should have said just now that the two of you were in college.
We know each other, right? All these years, it’s just holding hands and kissing on the lips. It’s really unbelievable.”
"Xia Haoran...you are shameless!" Liu Xiaoye's face turned red immediately and she cursed in a high-decibel voice.
"Toothless?"
Xia Haoran couldn't help but counterattacked: "I said girl, don't tell lies with your eyes open. See for yourself, I'm so beautiful with my big white teeth, how can I be 'toothless'?" After that,
Xia Haoran also deliberately put his mouth towards it and laughed loudly at the same time.
Xia Haoran is very happy!
He found that it was really satisfying to temporarily stay away from spiritual practice, free himself from the annoying trivial matters, and occasionally "flirt" with ordinary little girls!
However, Xia Haoran did this kind of thing as he pleased and casually. If he really did it consciously, the result would be meaningless.
"Then...that, how did you know?" Liu Xiaoye asked with a blushing face.
In fact, Liu Xiaoye didn't want to mention this embarrassing question. But Xia Haoran's words were like a chicken feather tickling her heart, making her subconsciously want to know that she was still a girl.
How did Xia Haoran know this?
"Haven't you ever heard of the term 'Watching Countless Women'?" Xia Haoran deliberately pretended to be very sexy and experienced and said: "It's just because I have 'Watching Countless Women', so, no need to
I explained that you should know..."
"Shameless! Huge carrot!" Liu Xiaoye couldn't help but cursed.
Originally, she wanted to call her "scumbag" and "scumbag", but she was surprised to find that although Xia Haoran's eyes were frivolous, his eyes were surprisingly calm, and there was a faint smile deep in his eyes.
Meaning...combined with the other party's previous performance, it was not difficult for Liu Xiaoye to guess that Xia Haoran said this deliberately to tease him.
This is a mysterious man!
Dining alone in a hotel box, with the majestic and elusive approach before, Liu Xiaoye has every reason to prove this.
"Yeah, you're absolutely right, it's Jiang Zi!" Xia Haoran didn't take it seriously to Liu Xiaoye's scolding, but said with a smile.
"..."
Bang!
At this moment, the box door was kicked open from the outside for the fourth time...
Xia Haoran rolled his eyelids, and he couldn't help but feel sad for this family. It was really a great sorrow for the 'disciple' to be visited and patronized in such a short period of time!
A group of people walked in in a mighty manner. The team in front of them was obviously larger than the one led by the four-eyed fat piggy. Looking closely, Liu Xiaoye's "ex-boyfriend" Li Jianren, and
The middle-aged man who had spoken harsh words about the country before was also among them.
next moment.
When they saw the scene in the box, everyone's eyes shrank sharply. Several strong men wearing black clothes and sunglasses quickly surrounded a man in his thirties with a mustache.
The core of the team.
The bearded man secretly shed a cold sweat, then looked at the four-eyed fat piglet kneeling in the box and said coldly: "Ba Ge! What a bunch of losers, how can they not even be able to handle such a small thing?"
After saying that, he looked back at the middle-aged man next to him and said, "Chi Renjun, is this what you just said about good public security? You still want me to invest in you like this?"
This group of people had been waiting in another box before.
In their opinion, it was not easy for them to let the four-eyed fat pig and several extraordinary bodyguards catch a helpless little girl. But as time went by, they couldn't wait.
We didn't go back, and that's why we came together as a group.
However, when they opened the door and saw such a strange scene in the box, they were all shocked!
Mr. Yingze's assistant, a fat pig with four eyes, was kneeling quietly on the floor; and the bodyguards he led were lying staggering in several corners of the box, not knowing whether they were dead or alive. On the dining table
, a young man and woman were eating and drinking, seemingly very happy.
"No, Mr. Yingze, things are not what you think! Trickster! This man must be a trickster, I will call and arrest him right now!" After saying that, Wu Chiren took out his mobile phone and was about to make a call.
The next second.
A chopstick suddenly appeared in front of him and pierced the palm of his hand, and the cell phone he was holding fell to the ground with a "pop".
"Ah...ouch..."
In the heartbreaking pain and panic, Wu Chiren suddenly lost his original calmness and calmness, and howled loudly.
"Now that you're all here, that's the best, and it saves me the trouble of looking for you one by one." Xia Haoran raised his eyebrows and said lightly: "Don't even think about leaving once you're here, kneel down!
I would like to hear today, where do you bunch of dog-like scum come from?"
Next, under Liu Xiaoye's surprised gaze, the group of people at the door followed closely behind the four-eyed fat piggy and knelt down on the floor "obediently".
Xia Haoran's eyes swept over the four-eyed fat piggy, and said with a smile: "Damn fat guy, have you thought about it now? Are you going to tell me the truth honestly? Or are you going to continue to experience the wonderful thing just now?
Fight with me to the death..."
"Say, I'll say!"
Before Xia Haoran could finish his words, the four-eyed fat piggy shouted loudly with tears and snot rolling in his nose: "Uncle, I will say anything! Just please, don't make me look like I did just now."