The air outside looked refreshing. It was rare for Fourth Master to have free time, so he and Lin Yutong accompanied Yin Laoer and Qian around in the garden at home.
During this season, there are only lotus pods left in the lake that can be picked. Occasionally, a few fish swim by, but they don't arouse people's interest. These domesticated ones are really different from the wild ones.
The four people were sitting on the edge of the pavilion, and Yin Laoer whispered: "Your uncle and your third uncle have returned to the capital. Do you know?"
Hei Qi reported it early.
The fourth master nodded, "Come back, come back. Sanlang is being raised in the house. Can we let them starve?"
Yin Laoer nodded: "That's what I said too. They came to the door and asked to see me, but I blocked them. What's the point of not seeing them? That kid, Sanlang, seemed to be incapable of doing anything before, but now he's made progress. I heard
I also made a lot of money. I didn't say anything too harsh to the idle people at home. It seems quite generous."
Naturally, when you have money, you won’t be picky. Money is the backbone of a person.
The fourth master nodded noncommittally. This was not because Sanlang was being generous, but because Sanlang understood clearly what the other meaning of giving him a title was.
Qian peeled out the pomegranate seeds and gave them all to Lin Yutong to eat.
Lin Yutong smiled and handed it to Nanny Su, "Crush it into juice and bring it over."
While they were talking, Wu Chunlai came in with the booklet and presented it to the Fourth Master, "This is what Master Li presented."
Li Jishan?
The fourth master took the book, glanced at it casually, and handed it to Lin Yutong. Lin Yutong took a look in his hand and almost laughed out loud.
It turned out that Li Jishan arranged an extremely unusual background for the Fourth Master in his enthronement edict.
"What's wrong?" Yin Laoer couldn't help but asked when he saw the fourth master and his wife were holding back their laughter.
Fourth Master took the book from Lin Yutong's hand and said with a smile: "There is nothing I can't say. This is what the people below wrote about when my son was born. How about my son tell you?"
Yin Laoer nodded, "Then you have to Nian Nian. When you were born, they didn't know you. No one else but me and your mother can know about this matter, let alone know it in more detail than we do.
"As he spoke, he bumped into Mr. Qian, "Tell me, mother."
Mrs. Qian believed that she was the one who gave birth to her son. Who knew better than her?
The fourth master coughed and said with a smile: "This is what Mr. Futian wrote. He said that one day, dad, you dreamed of a big golden dragon..."
"Put it down!" Yin Laoer curled his lips, "At that time, I couldn't even eat enough, so why did I dream about the big golden dragon? If I dreamed about it, it could only be about a big black pig. No matter how bad it was, it was just a fat pig.
It's possible that it's a chicken or a cauliflower snake, but it can't be a big golden dragon."
As soon as he said this, everyone around him immediately lowered their heads.
Mr. Qian pulled Yin Laoer and told him to shut up and continue listening.
The fourth master said: "Just when dad was dreaming about a big golden dragon, suddenly, there was a sound of thunder and lightning, which was earth-shattering! Dad, you were awakened, so you went out to check. As a result, the golden dragon flew in directly from outside the door.
He threw himself into my mother's arms and then disappeared. Immediately afterwards, my mother was pregnant."
"Nonsense!" Yin Laoer suddenly jumped up, "Your mother is pregnant, that is your father's and mine's credit. If it is really someone else's credit, I can't rest."
Qian slapped Yin Laoer on the back of his hand and told him to shut up.
But Yin Laoer felt aggrieved and said, "Damn it, I should have known that these scholars have so many tricks up their sleeves. He is obviously my son, but if you ask him to write, how come our own son has nothing to do with me and me?"
Fourth Master smiled and continued: "When my mother was pregnant, she went to take a bath in the river by the village..."
Before she finished reading the sentence, Qian slammed the table and her face turned red with anger. Who wouldn't be ashamed to take a bath by a crowded river? There must be something wrong!
Yin Laoer was calmer this time, "Don't be angry! Don't be angry! We don't have the same experience as him."
The fourth master glanced at the two of them and continued to laugh: "When my mother was taking a bath in the river, the sound of drumming suddenly came from the other side, and then, colorful auspicious clouds floated leisurely from the horizon. When I arrived at my mother's
After the top of the head, it turned into a colorful train, swaying down, and wrapped directly around my mother's body to cover my mother's body..."
"Fuck you." Yin Laoer scolded: "Isn't this abusing people? It's as if I didn't give your mother clothes to wear." He turned to look at Qian, "Those years were difficult, how pitiful the world was.
, I definitely didn’t ask you to wear less clothes. At that time, I bought cotton cloth for your mother, but she made clothes out of linen and used cotton cloth for you and your brother. How about using colorful auspicious clouds as clothes? Really?
In that case, your mother and I will have sex."
Fourth Master ignored Yin Laoer's rants and continued with a smile: "After my mother took a bath, the whole river suddenly became bright red, and countless three-foot-long carps were tumbling towards it.
Jump on..."
"If that were true, our family would have made a fortune from fishing." Yin Laoer slurped his saliva, "If your mother can really wash out so many carp, she can just ask your mother to soak in the river every day."
Qian was angry at this and slapped her again. Lin Yutong couldn't hold it in any longer and laughed directly.
This imagination is truly extraordinary.
The fourth master also laughed and had no choice but to close the fold and said to Yin Laoer and Qian: "Listen, you two, my son is no longer a human being but a god under the wonderful writing of Shenghua."
"You have become a god." Yin Laoer snorted, "But no matter how I hear it, I feel that your mother and I have become a monster." He then sighed, "Your father is not confused. He knows that these old people write this.
For what? It was sung in the play that the emperor had visions when he was born. Everyone has it, how can we not have it? Who is this emperor? Isn’t he a god in the world? Wait until everyone
Only by treating you as a god can we respect and fear you. Even if we ourselves know that we are not gods, we must make the common people think that we are gods. If there are no gods to worship, we cannot be said to be in the human world. Your father, I understand this.
"Let's do it! Let's do this." He looked very aggrieved.
The Fourth Master patted Yin Lao Er's hand, "Dad! How can your son still make you feel wronged?" He threw the note to Wu Chunlai, "This thing, the more you listen to it, the more it sounds like a drama, it's so fake!
It's so vain! I am my parents' son, and nothing can change this, no matter how hard it is." He looked at Lin Yutong and said, "I think this edict should be blunt, saying that we are from a very poor family.
I can’t afford to go to school and study..."
Before Lin Yutong could speak, Wu Chunlai next to him answered: "Sir, if I tell you these painful and embarrassing things, I'm afraid it will tarnish the emperor's power."
The fourth master waved his hand: "This dragon's power is not supported by the dragon robe on the body and the dragon chair under the buttocks. As long as he is an emperor, wearing rags and squatting on a wooden pile, he is also an emperor. If not
Emperor, no matter how much you boast, it will only increase the number of jokes." He said, waving his hand, "Okay, send it to Li Jishan. Please pass on your message."
Wu Chun took a look at Lin Yutong and saw Lin Yutong smiled and nodded without any intention of persuading him, so he turned around and went out.
"Silang, okay?" Yin Laoer rubbed his hands, "Your reputation and my reputation were not very good before. Your mother... can't speak. The ugliness of these parents has even hurt you."
"What's ugly?" Fourth Master consoled him: "From nothing to the master of the world, my son not only thinks that his background is not ugly, but also very glorious. People will think that such a mud-legged emperor has not even washed the dirt off his legs.
, It’s amazing! Where can you laugh? Who dares to laugh?”
After saying this, the two people's expressions improved.
On the other side, Li Jishan was in a daze holding the returned imperial edict. It wasn't until the boy came in to hold the lamp that he came to his senses and said, "Go down and prepare the sedan chair! Go to the Liu Mansion."
Liu Shuquan was really surprised for a moment by Li Jishan's visit.
"Senior brother, you are such a noble person, so I am very frightened." Liu Shuquan smiled and welcomed the person in, saying politely again and again.
Li Jishan waved his hand: "Junior brother, please don't push against me, your senior brother." He shook the throne edict in his hand, "No, I have written the edict and I want to ask my junior brother to polish it."
Liu Shuquan took the tea with his own hands and said, "I don't dare to polish it. Who doesn't know that you are a master of writing, senior brother?"
"If this is a wonderful pen of mine, your pen is as big as a rafter." Li Jishan couldn't help but push the edict over, "Even if you give me some pointers, I will be grateful."
Liu Shuquan raised his eyes and glanced at Li Jishan, then lowered his head to look through it. After a while, he said: "Looking at it from below, there is nothing wrong with it."
Li Jishan frowned and asked, "Is there really nothing wrong?"
"There's nothing wrong with it." Liu Shuquan's tone was very sure. He closed the folder and said, "However, the fourth master may not like it. You have been sent back, right?"
Li Jishan took a breath: "It seems that junior brother understands Fourth Master's thoughts better. However, in this way, this edict can be regarded as setting a precedent."
"Then the senior brother who drafted the edict will be famous throughout the ages." Liu Shuquan chuckled and handed the book back.
Li Jishan looked at Liu Shuquan's expression and made sure that he did not think it was inappropriate to modify the contents of the excerpt, so he breathed a sigh of relief and said, "Not only are you the best in writing, but you are also the best in terms of your mouth.
There is no other person in the world. There is no other person who can hold it in his mouth."