"Sanniang, if I had known you would wait for me, I wouldn't have run away in such a hurry."
Li Qi got into the carriage and gasped.
Mrs. Qin, who was sitting in the carriage, hummed softly: "Who is waiting for you? If the coachman hadn't refused to leave, I would have gone back long ago."
"Yeah?"
Li Qi immediately turned around and said, "Coachman."
"The villain is here."
"You are very considerate." Li Qi said boldly: "You will go to Zuixianju later to get a membership card, bring the whole family and have a good meal. Don't worry, if the Wang family kicks you out, you will come.
I am in Zui Xianju, and I guarantee that you will have meat every meal, and you will be able to collect your wages while lying down."
"Thank you, sir. Thank you, sir."
The coachman outside the door was very excited and thanked him repeatedly.
Li Qi winked at Mrs. Qin proudly.
"De Xing!" Mrs. Qin pursed her lips and said, "You can leave now, right?"
"Of course, of course, go back."
"yes."
The carriage started moving slowly. Encouraged by Li Qi's money, the carriage moved very steadily without any bumps.
Li Qi picked up the tea cup and took a sip, and said: "Sanniang, you are really --- Huh? Why are you looking at me like this? Ah -- oh, I didn't get the wrong tea cup again, did I? It seems okay
Really, you're so unlucky, otherwise you just drink from my tea cup. In fact, you can't blame me for this. If you weren't in a hurry to leave just now, I wouldn't be so thirsty. I wouldn't be so thirsty.
I wouldn’t be so eager to quench my thirst. If I weren’t so eager to quench my thirst, I wouldn’t have picked up the wrong tea cup. Do you think this is the truth?”
Mrs. Qin was so depressed that she could not speak, so she simply stopped talking. Anyway, this was not the first time.
Li Qi simply took Mrs. Qin's teacup and poured some water into it, saying, "Sanniang."
"Um?"
"Tsk, tsk, I didn't expect you to hide it so deeply. There are not many people in this world who can deceive me, but you are definitely one."
Mrs. Qin frowned and said, "When did I lie to you?"
Li Qi said angrily: "That's the evidence just now. It turns out that you can also swing, and you can do it so well. Even if you do it again, I won't even think of it."
Mrs. Qin said lightly: "What's so curious about this? Most of the women in the Song Dynasty know how to swing. It's just because you are ignorant. Besides, you have never asked me before where you started talking about this lie."
"Yes, I admit that I am ignorant."
Li Qi curled his lips and asked curiously: "Then what else do you want?"
Mrs. Qin asked: "What will happen?"
"It's something like swinging."
"Why should I tell you."
"You are very boring. Maybe we have many common hobbies."
"impossible."
"Why isn't it possible?"
"You are as timid as a mouse."
"Uh...it's the same old saying, familiarity comes with it. If you do this again, I'll sue you for slander." Li Qi blushed and said, "I wanted to go up just now, but you also saw that those
People tried their best to stop me, but I was helpless, and all the ducks in my mouth flew away."
"You are the duck."
Mrs. Qin has communicated more with Li Qi, and her thinking has become much sharper.
Li Qi said with a smile: "If I were a duck in your mouth, I wouldn't fly even if you beat me to death."
Don't wait for such shameless people. Mrs. Qin was angry and funny when she heard it, and snorted: "There are only two of us here, why are you pretending?"
"I am thinking about the people of the world. Do I have to dress up?" Of course Li Qi would not admit it. There is no evidence for this matter anyway.
Mrs. Qin spat: "Shameless."
Li Qi said impassionedly: "What's the harm in being shameless for the sake of the people of the world?"
Mrs. Qin was completely speechless. She knew that no matter what she said about this matter, Li Qi would definitely be a citizen of the world if he opened his mouth.
Suddenly, I heard another child shouting outside the window: "I caught it. I caught it."
"Wow! It's so big!"
...
Li Qi was curious when he heard this. He opened the curtains and took a look. It turned out that they had arrived at the edge of a field. He saw seven or eight children hunched over digging something in the field. At first, Li Qi didn't understand. After a while,
, and then he realized that these children were digging for loaches.
In ancient times, not everyone could eat meat. Of course the children wanted to eat meat, but they had no money to buy meat, so they had to find ways on their own. The older ones would go hunting in the mountains, and the younger ones could only
Go to the stream to get some fish, shrimp, crab and the like to satisfy your cravings, or go to the fields to catch loaches and eels.
Li Qi's eyes suddenly lit up and he asked: "Maqiao, what time is it now?"
"It's almost noon."
"Yeah?"
Li Qi suddenly said: "Stop, stop."
After the car stopped, Mrs. Qin asked curiously: "What are you doing?"
Li Qi smiled and said: "Madam, are you hungry?"
Mrs. Qin didn't feel hungry at first, but after hearing what Li Qi said, she suddenly felt hungry and said truthfully: "A little bit."
Her life is very regular, and she must have three meals on time. You must know that she also flew in the air in the morning, which made her very hungry now. She didn't realize that it was just because she made Li Qi full.
Li Qi smiled and said: "You are in for a treat today. Let's go for a walk and get off the car."
"What?"
"You come down first and then talk!"
Li Qi said and was about to take Mrs. Qin's hand.
Mrs. Qin quickly retracted her hand and said, "I have my own feet."
She was also very curious in her heart. After all, she was also a human being. As a human being, she could not resist the temptation of the delicious food in Li Qi's mouth. So she followed Li Qi's carriage and saw fields in front of her. The field of vision was very broad. Looking at it,
It’s so refreshing!
Mrs. Qin breathed out softly, and when she turned around, she saw Li Qi sitting on the edge of the field, taking off his shoes in a hurry. She was so frightened that she took a small step back and said, "What are you doing?
"
"Ah? Don't worry, I'm not molesting you."
Li Qi quickly removed his shoes and socks, then rolled up his sleeves and trousers, and said to Mrs. Qin: "What are you still doing? Take off your clothes quickly, oh no, take off your shoes."
"What are you taking off your shoes for?"
"Looking for lunch."
Li Qi looked at the wide field in front of him, with an excited look on his face. This look often appeared on Xiao Liuzi's face. It was a desire for delicious food. Who said that the Golden Knife Chef King was not greedy?
Mrs. Qin looked at the fields and asked curiously: "Looking for lunch?"
Ma Qiao came up and said: "The Privy Envoy wants to dig up loaches."
"bingo."
"Digging for loaches?"
Mrs. Qin was stunned for a moment and said, "Then you just go dig. I'll stand here waiting for you."
Li Qi bulged his eyes and said: "How can that be done? I am not eating this lunch alone. Everyone has to contribute, so it is only fair! Coachman, please come and help too."
"yes."
Mrs. Qin shook her head repeatedly and said: "I--I didn't say I wanted to eat. I--I can go back and eat again."
Li Qidao: "There is still a long way to go. Do you want to go back for dinner?"
Mrs. Qin shook her head and said: "It's just dinner, I won't go crazy with you."
Li Qi frowned and said, "Sanniang, you may not be the only one who is delicate, but we are all born from our parents."
"This is not a delicate matter. This--this field is so dirty and there are so many insects. I won't go down there anymore. Please stop trying to persuade me. I won't go down there no matter what." Mrs. Qin said fearfully.
Li Qi sighed and said: "Okay, okay. Just stay here, oh, woman."
“So best.”
Mrs. Qin was slightly relieved after hearing this.
As soon as she finished speaking, Li Qi suddenly took her hand and jumped down.
"ah---!"
Mrs. Qin screamed. Due to lack of preparation and the slippery nature of the field, her feet slipped when she landed and she almost fell. Fortunately, Li Qi supported her.
"Li Qi!"
After regaining consciousness, Mrs. Qin suddenly broke away and looked at Li Qi with a roar.
But Master Li smiled and said, "Look, it's actually not that difficult to take this step."
Mrs. Qin's eyes widened, and she turned around and prepared to go up.
Li Qi suddenly pointed downward and said: "Snake!"
"ah---!"
Mrs. Qin screamed and quickly returned to Li Qi. She closed her eyes and said in a trembling voice, "Why don't you drive the snake away quickly?"
Li Qi said depressedly: "You hold me so tightly, how can I catch up? In fact, you can just hug me." He was secretly worried that this didn't scare her into embracing her. It was a failure.
Mrs. Qin slowly opened her eyes, and then she realized that her hands were tightly grasping Li Qi's shoulders. She quickly let go and glanced around timidly to see if there was any snake. She immediately reacted and said
: "You---you lied to me."
Li Qi said without changing his expression: "Absolutely not, it's just that the snake was scared away by my gaze."
Who is this fooling?
Mrs. Qin got ready to go up angrily.
Li Qi rolled his eyes, stopped in front of her, and said with a smile: "Sanniang, that document should not be torn off yet."
"Soon."
Mrs. Qin was furious and replied coldly with two words.
Li Qi was stunned for a moment and said: "That means it's not torn up. Let's take another gamble. If you can dig up a loach today, I will fulfill the note."
This made Mrs. Qin a little tempted. After all, Li Qi and her mother teamed up, which was really a headache. But when she thought of the loach, she felt very sick in her heart and said, "I won't bet with you anymore."
None of this will seduce you. It seems that the only way is to force me to use my special move. Li Qidao: "Sanniang, if you take a step forward, I will hold you and roll you around in the field."
Mrs. Qin was so frightened that she took her feet back, glared at Li Qi and said, "How dare you."
"Then give it a try." Li Qi said with a faint smile.
"You---you are shameless."
"At least I'm not shameless enough to force girls into prostitution. You should feel lucky."
"You go too far."
"No official can bully others too much, including Uncle Wang."
"You---you are shameless."
"I'm so hungry. If I want to lose face, why don't you cook for me?"
"you---!"
Mrs. Qin raised her slender index finger and pointed at Li Qi tremblingly. She was so angry that she was out of breath and gasping for air.
Li Qi smiled bitterly and said: "Isn't it just a field? Don't you need to be so angry? I just want to be fair. There is no reason for you to sit and wait for food. I have to work hard."
"It's okay if I don't eat it."
"This is even worse. I promised Aunt Wang to take good care of you. You are starving and I can't keep up with the job."
At this time, Ma Qiao came over and said: "Madam, digging for loaches is actually quite interesting and not difficult at all."
When Li Qi saw that this guy had also taken off his shoes and socks, he let out a sigh and said, "A master can also dig up loaches?"
Ma Qiao smiled softly and said: "Of course, all the skills to survive are innate to me."
Although he said it with a smile, he also expressed the bitterness of his childhood.
Li Qidao: "I am a master at digging up loaches. Do you dare to fight?"
Ma Qiao said very frankly: "You will definitely lose."
So awesome? Li Qi said: "Okay, Sanniang and I will be on one side, and you and the coachman on the other."
Ma Qiao said calmly: "You three should be on your side, otherwise this competition will be very boring."
"real or fake?"
Li Qi looked at Maqiao suspiciously, knowing that this guy didn't lie, so he said: "That's okay---."
"no."
Mrs. Qin shouted anxiously.
Li Qidao: "Then you should stay with Ma Qiao."
This was too hard, so Mrs. Qin had to be soft, and begged with red eyes: "Li Qi, please think of me as begging you, I really can't do this."
Oh, I'm already ogling you. In order to get you to ogle me a few more times, I have to be tough-hearted. Li Qi smiled and said, "You can do it."
Mrs. Qin almost cried, but she didn't dare to leave. This Li Qi was a madman. God knows if he would hug her and roll her around here a few times, saying: "This---it's too dirty here."
"So you are afraid of getting dirty. If you had told me earlier, I would have a solution."
"You have a way? What---what way?"
"You wait."
Li Qi suddenly bent down, wiped his hand on the mud, stood up again, touched Mrs. Qin's face without any warning, and said with a smile: "Look, isn't this enough? You may not have it now."