Li Qi's action was really weird. From the time he bent down to wipe the mud to the time he wiped the mud on Mrs. Qin's face, no one reacted. This is why even though his movements were not fast, Mrs. Qin continued to react.
I forgot about the most basic dodge, because only a madman can do such a thing.
Apparently, they all forgot that Li Qi also had a nickname, "Crazy Li".
Although Mrs. Qin is not a germaphobe, she still loves to be clean. This is the first time in her life that she has stood in the fields, let alone smearing mud on her face.
A cool feeling on Mrs. Qin's face made her wake up from the shock. She was not dreaming. She immediately became furious. This was definitely the most angry Mrs. Qin had ever experienced in her life. "You bastard, I will fight with you."
She just heard a roar and rushed towards Li Qi with all her teeth and claws.
It's a lady as promised.
Fortunately, Li Qi was prepared and was about to dodge, but Mrs. Qin made a move with her foot and exclaimed, "Ah!" and rushed towards her.
Wow! I can't be so lucky! Li Qi quickly adjusted his angle, opened his hands, and welcomed this historic moment with excitement.
Originally looking at Mrs. Qin's red lips facing her, Mrs. Qin tilted her head and brushed her cheek against Li Qi's.
No! As expected, he is engaged in sports, and his skills are agile. Li Qi squatted down, holding Mrs. Qin who was about to fall down with both hands, but he looked depressed and murmured to himself: "This veneer gift is really not for you.
It's time." I saw that the left side of his face was already covered with mud. It turned out that Mrs. Qin had just wiped the mud directly onto his face.
This is really harmful to others!
"I said---."
boom!
As soon as Li Qi said two words, he suddenly saw a black shadow flying towards him and hitting his nose.
It turned out that when Mrs. Qin was supported by Li Qi, she was so angry that she grabbed a piece of mud from the ground, stood up and threw it directly towards Li Qi. Even Ma Qiao would have difficulty evading it at such a close distance.
Needless to say, Li Qi.
Li Qi's tall nose was completely covered by mud, his eyes were tightly closed, and he was mumbling something. Needless to say, it was definitely not a good thing.
Mrs. Qin seemed not to have expected such an effect. She blinked her eyes, froze for a moment, and then burst into laughter.
Why is it that the nose is always injured? Damn woman.
"It really suffocates me to death." Li Qi stretched out his hand to wipe off the mud on the bridge of his nose, and looked at Mrs. Qin who was leaning forward and backward with laughter. He smiled evilly and said: "Sanniang, you are so smiling.
So happy."
Mrs. Qin took a closer look and saw that Li Qi was holding the ball of mud that she had given to Li Qi's nose, ready to go. She was horrified and said in a trembling voice: "You---what do you want to do?"
"
"What do I want to do?"
Li Qi hehe said: "Can't you see? Now that Xiaotao's guard is not here, the people around here are all my people."
Mrs. Qin took a quick step back and said, "It was you--you were the one who made the move first, and now--it's even."
Li Qi suddenly raised his right hand as if to throw it at Mrs. Qin.
Mrs. Qin subconsciously raised her hands to protect her face and exclaimed: "I dig, I dig loaches, don't throw them away."
"real?"
Mrs. Qin timidly opened one eye. Seeing that Li Qi had put down his hand, she quickly said: "Really, really."
Li Qi said harshly: "If you lie to me, it won't be as simple as mud. I will cover your face with cow dung."
Cow dung?
Mrs. Qin felt nauseated just listening to it and spat: "You are really disgusting."
Li Qidao: "Have you ever seen elegant punishment?" He threw the mud on the ground and wiped his face with the back of his hand. "Start digging, I'm starving to death."
Mrs. Qin also quickly took out her handkerchief and wiped her face, but she could not wipe away the curse on Li Qi.
Ma Qiao said: "Your side, my side."
"no problem."
Li Qi raised his fingers towards Mrs. Qin.
Mrs. Qin's eyebrows were furrowed and she could not take a step forward.
Li Qi tried to bend down, but Mrs. Qin was so frightened that she quickly walked over.
Really, if you always force me to use force, isn't this destroying my reputation for persuading others with virtue? Li Qi shook his head, and walked to the field next to him with Mrs. Qin and the coachman.
Mrs. Qin saw Li Qi and the coachman bending down, as if they were looking for something, so she couldn't help looking down, but she only saw crickets. She was curious and said, "What are you looking for? Could it be that this loach will come out for you to catch?"
What?"
The coachman said: "Madam, you don't know something. We are looking for a loach hole. If you see a hole the size of a finger, put your finger in it first and try. If the hole is real, it is usually fake. If it is empty, it is usually fake."
Yes, and the soil inside is relatively loose, then it is most likely true."
"Yeah?"
Mrs. Qin replied doubtfully, and suddenly she saw Li Qi squatting down suddenly, and taking a closer look, there was indeed a mud hole as big as a little finger.
However, Li Qi did not use his hands to try it, but directly peeled away the soil, only to see that there was a small hole in the soil.
Li Qi said excitedly: "It seems we are going to lead one to zero."
As soon as he finished speaking, he heard Ma Qiao shouting from the other side: "Sorry, I've already caught one."
Fuck! So fast!
Li Qi was unwilling to lag behind and dug desperately. Suddenly, he heard Mrs. Qin exclaim, and it turned out that a small tail had been exposed in the small hole.
It's just like finding gold. Maybe she won't be so surprised if she finds gold.
"Whether you drill faster or I dig faster."
After a while, Li Qi dug out a loach. He was so excited that he couldn't help laughing.
The driver over there has also dug out one.
"Yes! We are ahead two to one."
"I'm on my third one."
You are cheating! Li Qi looked at Maqiao in surprise, feeling very depressed, and then turned to Mrs. Qin who was still "appreciating" at the side and said: "Sanniang, what are you doing in a daze? Hurry up and dig it out.
,don’t you see that we are already lagging behind?”
"I---can't I dig it?"
When Mrs. Qin saw Li Qi holding a huge ball of soil in his hand, she hurriedly knelt down, but looked at her hands, her expression was very depressed. Suddenly she glanced to the left, picked up a branch, and looked carefully. There was a small hole.
She didn't notice it, but there were a lot of crickets, which made her scalp numb, but compared to cow dung, she could bear it.
After a while, she finally found a small hole. After hesitating for a moment, she started digging with branches with both hands. While digging, she was still mumbling something. You didn't need to listen to know that it was dissatisfaction with Li Qi's hegemony.
"ah---!"
Mrs. Qin suddenly screamed.
Li Qi said nervously: "What's going on?"
Mrs. Qin kept pointing in front of her.
Li Qi was curious and walked over to take a look. When he opened his eyes, he saw a loach burrowing on the surface of the soil. He said: "Wow! Newbies have better luck. Oops. Where is the thief loach?"
Run." Li Qi dug hard, and after a while, he dug out a loach.
Mrs. Qin shrank her head and said disgustedly: "This loach is so ugly."
Li Qi clicked his tongue and said: "Sanniang, why are you like this? You can't judge a loach by its appearance."
Judging a fish by its appearance?
Mrs. Qin was stunned for a moment. Then she realized what she was doing. Her eyes suddenly swayed and she said, "Hey, Li Qi, I caught this loach."
Li Qi said cautiously: "What then?"
"That note?"
"What you caught is obviously what you discovered. What I caught can't be counted, of course. If you have the ability, you can dig it out and take a look." Li Qi curled his lips and said, "You want to fool me?
I don’t know if I’m deceiving my ancestor, it’s true.”
After saying that, he hurriedly ran away. Mrs. Wang was his precious sword, how could she give it up so easily.
"I know you are not trustworthy. However, it is not difficult to dig out loaches. I don't believe you can't catch them."
Mrs. Qin muttered and started to search again, but with the branches in her hands, it should be difficult to dig.
Several people were digging in the fields in full swing.
Li Qi was digging happily when he suddenly felt a chill coming over him. When he looked up, he saw a few children standing in front of him, with their hands folded on their chests, staring at them with hostility. Their tone was not kind, and Li Qi naturally didn't either.
Hui smiled in response, looked them over, raised his head, and said, "Hey, kid, what are you looking at?"
The slightly taller child in the lead said: "Brother, this is our territory."
"Your territory?"
Li Qi took a sharp breath and said, "May I ask where you are from?"
"We are from Wutian Village."
The child pointed to a small village in the distance.
"Wutian Village?" Li Qi raised his eyebrows and said, "So what?"
A child on the side said: "You have dug up all the loaches, so what are we digging for?"
Li Qi stood up, looked down at the children and said: "Is it fair competition? Although children's words are unbridled, you cannot poop because the toilet has no gravity. There is nothing I can do about it."
"How do you talk? Your mind is full of filth."
At this time, Mrs. Qin came over and said: "They are all children. You don't want to get to know them. Let's go." She was obviously borrowing the donkey from the slope.
"Walk?"
Li Qi snorted: "Now that I'm gone, how can I mess around in the future? I won't lose face anymore." Then he said to the children, "What do you want to do?"
The tall kid said: "You leave the loach behind and leave quickly."
Li Qi smiled and said: "What if we don't leave?"
"Then don't blame us for being rude."
"So arrogant." Li Qi laughed, flexed his muscles, and said, "I don't know if you guys will do it one by one, or together."
Mrs. Qin snorted and said again: "You are such a scoundrel, you actually bully a child."
"They bullied me, okay?"
The children winked at each other and suddenly dispersed around.
What's going on? Is this the legendary Tiangang Beidou Formation? But why do I look like seven dwarfs? Li Qi's body trembled and he looked at them with disdain.
Suddenly, the seven children took a slingshot from their waists, took out a smooth pebble from the small bag at their waists, put it on it, opened the slingshot, and pointed it at Li Qi.
Li Qi's expression suddenly froze, damn! Children nowadays are really ruthless, and they even carry weapons with them. Isn't this still a peaceful era?
The tall child shouted again: "Big sister, please get out of the way first, we don't want to hurt innocent people."
"Sanniang, you won't abandon --- Hey, hey, hey, you can't be so unloyal."
Before Li Qi finished speaking, Mrs. Qin quickly distanced herself from him and stood far away, looking at Li Qi with her lips pursed and a smile.
Damn it! This is a big deal.
Li Qi swallowed a mouthful and was sweating profusely. (To be continued...)