After the fire burned out, everyone went back to rest.
Li Qi's personal bodyguards were naturally guarding the main roads in the surrounding area, while Ma Qiao, Jiugui, Huo Nanxi, and Hu Beiqing were sleeping in hammocks among the trees beside the beach.
There are only two tents on the beach, which are of course prepared for Li Qi, Zhao Jingyan and Liu Yunxi.
"Huh? Am I right? Why are there two tents?"
Li Qi stood in front of the tent, holding his chin with one hand and looking curiously at the two tents in front of him.
Zhao Jingyan smiled and said: "This is my order. How many do you think there should be so that you won't make a sound of 'eh'?"
"Of course there are three. It's inconvenient for a man and a woman to sleep together in this wild camping. If someone sees it, they will be embarrassed." Li Qi said shyly.
Zhao Jingyan was stunned and said with a smile: "It's simple, Shi Niang and I are together, and you can sleep alone."
Li Qi nodded and said: "Well, that's very good!"
This --- I heard you right. How could he be so honest today? This guy must be having some bad ideas. Zhao Jingyan looked at Li Qi suspiciously and said, "Well --- I'll see you tomorrow morning."
"meet tomorrow."
Could it be that this guy has really changed his gender? Zhao Jingyan couldn't understand. Just as she was about to enter the tent, Li Qi suddenly said: "Wait a minute, wait a minute."
Zhao Jingyan said cautiously: "What?"
So cautious? This is a headache! Li Qi said with a concerned look: "It seems that you have no experience in camping. Before entering the tent, you must first test whether the tent is strong. Besides, we did not build this tent ourselves.
You should try it even more.”
After saying that, he stepped forward, grabbed the tent in front of Zhao Jingyan, shook it, nodded repeatedly and said: "Not bad, not bad, it's pretty solid."
Zhao Jingyan rolled her eyes and said, "Don't worry. I personally supervised their construction. There is no way there will be any mistakes."
"Caution is the boat."
A cunning light flashed in Li Qi's eyes, and he walked towards the tent on the side, grabbed a corner with both hands and shook it vigorously.
Suddenly there was a crash, and the corner that Li Qi was holding suddenly collapsed, and then the entire tent collapsed.
“Whoa fuck!”
Li Qi jumped back suddenly in fright.
Zhao Jingyan looked dumbfounded.
Liu Yunxi also looked at the collapsed tent with a confused look.
What's happening here?
Li Qi was so angry that he screamed, put his hands on his hips, and cursed: "Damn it, some bastard set this up. He is clearly trying to murder me. This is unreasonable, I will cut them into pieces."
This ---! Zhao Jingyan was startled, pondered for a moment, and then said with a solemn expression: "Yes, this matter is not trivial. It must be investigated thoroughly. It is better to kill the wrong person than to let it go." After saying that, she walked towards the woods not far away on the opposite side.
Shout: "Maqiao---."
Soon, Ma Qiao responded: "What's the matter?"
Is it a big deal? Darling, there is no need to be so serious. Li Qi said first: "It's okay, it's okay, you can continue to sleep." Then he said to Zhao Jingyan: "Yan Fu, are you making a fuss out of a molehill? If someone wants to harm me
, they wouldn’t do it like this. Even if I was sleeping in it at this time, it would be impossible for the tent to collapse and crush me to death. Do you think this is the case? I think they were careless and some places were not tied tightly. I will let it go if I see it.
Let them go."
"But---."
Li Qi interrupted her again and said: "Okay, they are all my trusted followers. They have served me in many battles. Even if they have no credit, they have worked hard! I will just give them a good scolding tomorrow."
Zhao Jingyan said: "How can we wait until tomorrow? We have to ask them to rebuild it quickly."
"What time of the day is it? It's not easy for them as errands. We should also be considerate of them. Besides, it is more dangerous for you to set up a tent in the middle of the night. Let's wait until tomorrow." Li Qi put on a benevolent attitude.
Just as Liu Yunxi was about to open her mouth, Zhao Jingyan suddenly held her hand and asked Li Qi, "Where will you sleep tonight?"
"I---?"
Li Qi dragged out a long tone and cursed secretly, "You are such a good Yanfu. You should invite me to sleep with you at this time. This is the way the plot should be. Okay, I'll see if you can bear to let me sit alone."
Outside, he said: "Don't worry, I'm a born and raised person, and I haven't slept on the beach for a long time, so I can just spend one night on the beach."
"Well, to be a handsome man and to be a considerate subordinate, that's fine."
Zhao Jingyan nodded and agreed without any hesitation, and then pulled Liu Yunxi into the tent.
Sweat! Be considerate of your subordinates? Then why don't you be considerate of your husband! Li Qi was immediately dumbfounded, this---if you are ruthless, I will fight with you. I still don't believe you are such a hard-hearted person.
Thinking of this, he strode forward as if he was angry, plopped down, sat down on the beach, and muttered: "Even if you Yanfu Zongji is a stone-hearted person, but there is still my little Shiniang here, she will never be able to do it."
I'm so cruel to let you, my husband, spend the night in the open air. Just wait. In less than a cup of tea, you will invite me in, help me undress and take off my belt, and then--haha."
It's night now, so Li Qi's words are definitely not a daydream.
Sure enough, after a while, Zhao Jingyan's voice was heard from inside the tent: "Husband, husband."
Haha, you should be soft-hearted, everything is under control! Li Qi was overjoyed, but said: "What's the matter?"
"Come here first."
Then go in and have a cup of coffee, talk about human body, human nature and so on. I like this kind of plot the best. Is there a plot to make it more exciting? Li Qi said lightly and pretended
He looked like a gentleman, then walked over slowly, and asked in front of the door: "I wonder what my lady's orders are."
Zhao Jingyan said: "I just discussed it with Shiniang and felt that it would be too cold for you to sleep outside."
Then invite me to sleep with you, haha, I knew it was like this. This really made me feel very embarrassed! Li Qi couldn't help it anymore, and covered his head and started laughing.
But there was no follow-up. Li Qi was about to ask when he suddenly saw the door curtain opened and a bright light shot out. He also heard Zhao Jingyan say: "It's a coincidence that there are three sets of bedding in my tent. I don't know who arranged it so lucky."
.You will definitely catch a cold if you sleep outside without a quilt, here."
While talking, a set of neatly folded quilts was delivered from the tent.
...
A cool sea breeze blew up the waves. Master Li stood in front of the tent holding the quilt in his hands, glancing at the collapsed tent next to him from time to time, his eyes full of regret.
How desolate it is.
This is unreasonable. What have I done wrong? Why should I be punished like this? I want to go in and have a good talk with them.
But as soon as he took a step, he immediately took it back. A figure inside seemed to be holding a dagger close to the door, and a big drop of sweat fell down. Are you trying to ward off evil spirits, or are you trying to ward off husbands?
That's it, that's it. This time, I have completely given up. I'd better ask someone to set up the tent again. But after thinking about it, Li Qi shook his head again and rejected his idea. No, if others find out about this,
, then I am really embarrassed and disgraced. Yeah, yeah, I really brought it upon myself.
The sea breeze was whistling. There was only a faint firelight in the distance, and there was no one on the beach. Li Qi held the quilt and walked on trembling legs. His tongue trembled and he said: "This---this ancient time should not be haunted."
"
Sitting cross-legged on the beach, wrapped in quilt, looking at the darkness in front of me. My whole body could not stop shaking, and I cried: "I fucking want to go home."
"Husband."
Another call came from the tent, but this time it was Liu Yunxi who made the call.
"exist."
Li Qi immediately jumped up and ran over, dragging the quilt with him. If he hadn't been afraid of the dagger hanging beside the door, he would have gotten in long ago.
Liu Yunxi said: "It's cold outside, you'd better come in and sleep."
"This---this is not good, men and women cannot be intimate."
Even so, before he finished speaking, Li Qi got in with a grunt and moved extremely quickly.
He saw Zhao Jingyan and Liu Yunxi both neatly dressed and sitting on cotton cushions, looking at him with smiles.
The very thick-skinned Li Qi couldn't help but blush, and after getting the advantage, he said obediently: "Are you two beauties scared, so you called your husband to come in? Don't worry, with my husband here, no monsters or ghosts will dare to approach you."
Liu Yunxi rolled her eyes at him and said: "Husband, don't do these little tricks in the future, otherwise, you will really sleep outside next time."
Please don't be so direct. Li Qi coughed lightly and said shyly: "What a little trick, I don't quite understand."
Zhao Jingyan smiled and said: "Look, he won't admit it even to death if I tell him. We should let him outside to enjoy the sea breeze as soon as we start."
"I quite enjoy the sea breeze. If you didn't call me, I wouldn't want to come in." Li Qi said and quickly changed the subject: "Where should I sleep?"
Liu Yunxi and Zhao Jingyan pointed to the middle at the same time.
Gu De, it seems that we can hug each other soon. Li Qi felt happy and said: "What about you?"
The two women immediately pulled the cotton pads to both sides.
Li Qi said depressedly: "We are one family, so we don't need to be so far apart."
Zhao Jingyan said: "The sea breeze will seep into the middle."
Wow! You are too selfish. Li Qi said angrily: "Then you still let me sleep in the middle?"
Zhao Jingyan said: "We originally planned to let you sleep on the side, but you said you enjoyed the sea breeze and were afraid of suffocating you, so we let you sleep in the middle."
"Well...."
Li Qi really wanted to cry without tears. He thought to himself, why do I always shoot myself in the foot tonight? He said angrily: "Okay." But in his heart, he thought, this has brought me in, and he is still afraid.
Is there any chance? As the saying goes, the night is long and I have no intention of sleeping.
He immediately laid out the cotton pad, sat on it with his big buttocks, rolled his eyes, and said enthusiastically: "I was so stuffed just now, and I won't be able to sleep for a while. How about I tell you a ghost story?"
." I thought, haha, as long as you dare to listen, I will scare you into hiding under my bed later.
Zhao Jingyan said calmly: "It's already midnight, why are you still telling stories?"
Li Qi said excitedly: "If you are afraid, just say so and I will change the story."
Zhao Jingyan snorted and said, "I will be afraid of the stories coming out of your mouth, so just listen."
"Then sit over here."
"Why?"
"What tells ghost stories is the atmosphere. Besides, I can't beat you, so what are you afraid of?"
Zhao Jingyan and Liu Yunxi looked at each other and moved to the middle.
Indeed, Master Li's force value did not pose any threat to them, and besides, they were still two against one, so there was no need to be afraid.
"Come a little bit more. Come a little bit more."
The two girls simply sat on Li Qi's cotton pad.
The three of them sat cross-legged, wrapped in quilts, and the figures were dragged by the flickering candlelight, and the atmosphere immediately rose.
I can't succeed this time? Huh, I can't believe it myself. Li Qi is honest at the moment and doesn't make any attempts to take advantage of others. The key is still not to dare. He coughed lightly and said: "Let me state in advance that this is a true story.
The story. And it happened on this beach. It is absolutely true. I heard it from the people of Laizhou this morning. I dare to swear by the candlelight."
Having said this, he paused and began to speak, "Eighteen years ago, there was a local swinger. To put it simply, he was the type of Gao Yanei. One day, in order to seek excitement, he took a swinger with him.
I took my two most beloved concubines to camp on this beach."
Liu Yunxi asked curiously: "Why do you come here to seek excitement?"
"Well. This is a very in-depth question. I will tell you later. Let's tell a story first."
Li Qi chuckled, this Shi Niang is really easy to deceive---no, she should be too innocent. He continued: "It's midnight, hey, it happens to be this time. Just when the three of them were playing in the tent, they suddenly heard
There was a woman crying outside, and the cry was very strange. Sometimes it was sad, sometimes it was shrill, sometimes it was filled with grief and anger, wuwuwu---wuwuwu---wuwuwu---wuwuwu---."
After a while, Zhao Jingyan sounded anxious and said, "Have you finished moaning?"
"It's coming, it's coming. The plot requires it. Ghost stories are all about atmosphere. Don't be in such a hurry, okay?"
Having said that, Li Qi's expression seemed to be even more anxious than Zhao Jingyan's, and he kept saying "woo woo woo ---."
At this time, a figure was lying in the grass behind the tent. Suddenly, he suddenly raised his head and whispered: "Oops, why did I fall asleep? This is like a secret signal from an adult."
"Woooooooo---."
Li Qi inside the tent was about to collapse. He cursed secretly, that damn guy must have fallen asleep.
Liu Yunxi said: "Husband, you have been moaning for a long time."
"Yes---yes."
"Woo---."
As soon as Li Qi finished speaking, Zhao Jingyan heard the whining sound again and said impatiently: "You still---."
"Woo---."
Halfway through her words, she suddenly stopped because she found that Li Qi's mouth did not move.
Good guy, you hide it deep enough! Li Qi trembled all over and said in a trembling voice: "No---this is not mine."
"Woo---."
Zhao Jingyan listened carefully and said, "It seems to be coming from outside the tent."
"Is there really ---."
Li Qi had a horrified look on his face and his hands were slightly open, ready to embrace the two beauties around him at any time. However, Zhao Jingyan and Liu Yunxi just frowned and seemed to be still listening carefully.
No, this doesn't scare you. Are you women? It seems that we can only implement plan B. Li Qi suddenly screamed in horror and said: "There is a ghost."
However, as soon as he finished speaking, he heard a crisp snap outside, and someone yelled, and then he heard an arrogant voice, saying: "It's midnight, you guys don't go to work, why don't you go to work?"
What is the purpose of pretending to be a ghost here?"
It's Maqiao's voice.
Another person said: "Sorry, sorry, Brother Ma, I have always suffered from sleepwalking."
"Um?"
Zhao Jingyan and Liu Yunxi slowly turned their heads and looked at Li Qi with a scrutinizing gaze. It was okay not to look at them. But when they looked at them, they completely understood. Li Qi's hands were open, and his palms were almost touching their shoulders.
, obviously preparing to hold the two of them in his arms.
What a painstaking effort!
Zhao Jingyan felt angry and funny in her heart. Is this really a first-class official?
It turns out that Ma Qiao is my number one nemesis! Li Qi was so embarrassed that he wanted to chop off his own hands. He coughed a few times and said: "Very good, very good. I want to see who is teasing me, two ladies."
Don’t be afraid, let’s go and find out what’s going on.”
After saying that, she quickly got up and got out of the tent, only to hear Zhao Jingyan's voice coming from behind her, saying: "Shi Niang, actually, I have heard this story about my husband before, and I even know the name of the story."
Then Liu Yunxi said curiously: "Oh? I wonder what it is called?"
"The thief shouts to catch the thief." (To be continued...)