The first thousand five hundred and seventy-six chapters are planted with intentions
A carefully planned conspiracy was shattered once again.".[]
Li Qi felt that he was ashamed of those dozens of oysters. The saddest thing in the world is that one is strong but has no use for it.
But after all the fussing around, Li Qi felt tired. After cooking for nearly half a day, he was very tired and soon fell asleep under the covers.
early morning.
"Well---!"
Li Qi moved slightly, with a slight smile on his lips.
"Husband, husband, I have to get up."
"It's still early, let's sleep a little longer."
Li Qi was suddenly startled as he spoke. When he opened his eyes, he found that his hands were holding Liu Yunxi in his arms. He let out a sigh and said, "What's going on? Oh, I know, Xiao Shiniang, tell me honestly, did you take advantage of her last night?"
When my husband was sleeping, he secretly ran into my husband's bed ---."
"No---."
"Don't explain, I won't blame you."
"no---."
"It's okay. It's natural for us to sleep together as husband and wife. Ah --- why did you stab me again? You didn't bring the needle as you mentioned."
"Can you hear me out?"
When Liu Yunxi got angry, she looked like a tigress.
Li Qiden immediately dwarfed him by half and said, "Madam, please speak."
Liu Yunxi opened her mouth, but no words came out. Instead, her face turned red first. After a moment, she whispered: "This---this is my bed."
"What?"
Li Qi exclaimed, looked into the bed, and said: "This---how is this possible? Impossible, absolutely impossible."
Liu Yunxi said angrily: "What do you mean by that? You obviously crawled here by yourself at night. Could it be that I dragged you in?"
"No---Shi Niang, you misunderstood." Li Qi said depressedly: "I mean, how could we be so neatly dressed? What a failure, we wasted a whole night of precious time. Shi Niang, I'm sorry for you.
, Wuwuwu ---, otherwise, I will compensate you now."
As he said this, he suddenly glanced back, his expression very nervous, but he found that the place next to him was empty, "Huh? Yan is blessed."
"Just went out."
Li Qi's eyes rolled around a few times, and he said: "That's great, we can have a more enjoyable morning exercise."
As he spoke, his two big hands hugging Liu Yunxi gradually moved upward, "Oh, why are you pricking me again---uh...do you want me to help you get up, husband?"
Looking at the four long and narrow needles between Liu Yunxi's pink fists, Li Qi was sweating profusely and did not dare to move.
Although Liu Yunxi was simple, she would not let Li Qi do whatever he wanted. If she didn't want to, no one could force her to do it. She was too lazy to talk to Li Qi. She sat up, put on her coat, tidied it up a little, got up and walked out.
Yesterday's seafood banquet was a huge loss. I didn't get any benefits at all. How come I fell asleep so quickly last night? What a missed opportunity. In fact, even if we can't sleep together, one by one, in this environment
---It's quite exciting, Li Qi. You are so greedy, I despise you.
Li Qi shook his head and sighed, helplessly sat up from the bed, put on his clothes honestly, and walked out. But what he saw was the vast sea. He felt relaxed and happy, and the depression in his heart was swept away.
He slouched and said with a smile: "It's more comfortable to live by the beach." He saw Liu Yunxi washing up at the beach again, so he walked over and squatted beside Liu Yunxi to wash up without saying a word.
Fortunately, he had just wiped his face, and when he heard a few huffs, a small wave came over him. Liu Yunxi was agile and hurriedly dodged back, "Be careful."
But it was too late. With Master Li's skills, the chance of avoiding it was less than 0.01. The wave came, although it was not big, but Li Qi's lower body was still soaked.
"I didn't lose what I should have lost. I got wet when I shouldn't have. I don't want to live anymore."
Li Qi became angry and said: "I can't take off other people's clothes, so I can take off my own clothes." As he said this, he angrily took off his own clothes and exposed his upper body, only wearing a pair of white long johns.
Liu Yunxi was stunned. This was so unrestrained. She was shocked and said: "Husband, what are you doing?"
"You all reject me. I don't want to live anymore."
Li Qi turned his head slightly and said with tears in his eyes: "Shi Niang, farewell." After saying that, he strode towards the sea.
Liu Yunxi looked at Li Qi with a blank expression, and suddenly saw Li Qi jump into the water and disappear on the sea. He couldn't help being shocked, and hurriedly stepped forward and shouted: "Husband---."
Suddenly, a hand held her, it was Zhao Jingyan, and she said with a smile: "Shi Niang, don't be stupid. Have you ever seen someone commit suicide and take off his clothes first?" She pointed to the back with her hand.
:"look."
Liu Yunxi looked in the direction of her finger and saw Li Qi swimming across the sea in a backstroke posture, and his singing voice could be faintly heard, "I love bathing, the turtle falls, oh oh oh oh ---."
Very happy.
Liu Yunxi stamped her foot, turned around and left.
Zhao Jingyan was stunned for a moment, and then she gave a wry smile. She really deserves to be blamed for Shiniang. Normally, the bad guy was rude to her and made mischief everywhere, but she didn't care at all and let the bad guy do whatever he wanted. But such words made her so angry.
I really don't understand my temper.
After a while, Li Qi walked ashore. His slender figure was quite well-proportioned. It would be perfect if the four abs on his abdomen turned into Ma Qiao's eight abs with extremely clear lines.
As soon as Li Qi landed on the beach, he said to Zhao Jingyan: "Yan Fu, you are so evil. You peeked at someone's bathing and you did it for so long. No, it's a big loss for me. I'll have to peek back next time."
This first sentence almost choked Zhao Jingyan to death, and she said fiercely: "I was afraid that you would drown, so I stayed here to help you collect your body."
"Bah, bah, bah, it's so early in the morning. If you don't have a nice word to say, I'll deal with it according to the family law."
As soon as he finished speaking, Li Qi suddenly hugged Zhao Jingyan over with one hand.
Zhao Jingyan didn't expect it, and she immediately exclaimed. As soon as the fragrant lips opened, they were covered by Li Qi's mouth. The fiery tongue rushed into her mouth and wrapped around the fragrant tongue accurately.
This guy is really not a person who plays his cards according to common sense.
Zhao Jingyan was completely stunned. She only heard a whistling sound coming from her nose. After a while, her eyes suddenly opened and she pushed Li Qi away. She subconsciously touched her waist, where is my sword?
"Are you looking for it?"
Li Qi waved a dagger a few times with a playful smile, and suddenly his eyes froze, staring straight at Zhao Jingyan, and a muffled sound came from his throat.
Zhao Jingyan snatched the dagger away with one hand, but Li Qi didn't react at all. The sword was not there, but his hand still kept the same posture. Following Li Qi's gaze, he looked down and saw that when Li Qi hugged her, she had done something wrong.
Her chest was completely soaked, her clothes clung to her body tightly, and her breasts were high and convex, so attractive that even the sea view dimmed.
brush!
Zhao Jingyan, who fully understood, was filled with shame and anger, drew out her dagger and said angrily: "I'll kill you."
"Stop."
Li Qi stepped down and pointed with his hand. He quickly bent down to pick up the clothes and put them on Zhao Jingyan. He glanced left and right with a pair of ruthless eyes and said, "Don't let anyone see it. Then I will have to cry to death."
Seeing his virtue, Zhao Jingyan felt angry and amused in her heart. Suddenly she heard a soft sound, as if something fell. When she lowered her head, she saw it was a delicate small porcelain vase.
Damn it! No way. Li Qi's expression tightened and he quickly reached out to pick it up. Unexpectedly, Zhao Jingyan grabbed it first and looked at Li Qi suspiciously: "What is this?"
Sweat broke out on Li Qi's forehead and he said: "This--this is seasoning. As a chef, it is normal to carry seasoning with you."
"seasoning?"
Zhao Jingyan looked at Li Qi's nervous look and hummed: "Are you so nervous about seasoning?"
"The full name of my seasoning is 'Li's Secret Seasoning'. Do you know the secret? Do you think I can stop being nervous?"
Zhao Jingyan couldn't believe it, so she smiled and said: "Since it is a seasoning, I will let you try it first."
"No." Li Qi was frightened for a moment, turned his eyes, and said sarcastically: "Madam, you really have a keen eye, this---this is actually a laxative."
"I knew that was the case." Zhao Jingyan spat: "You are such a dirty person, you actually carry laxatives with you."
Who are you? You don’t believe me when I talk about seasonings, but you believe me when I talk about laxatives. In your mind, I am a person who specializes in bringing laxatives when you go out! Li Qi said dissatisfied: "What the hell, this
But it’s for self-defense.”
"This is the first time I've heard that laxatives can be used to defend yourself. You must have used them to treat people. As a chef, you actually brought laxatives with you. This is really scary."
"Na na na, Yan Fu, don't make fun of this sacred profession of chef, or I will fall out."
"As you wish."
Zhao Jingyan pulled up her clothes and walked quickly towards the tent. Suddenly she turned back and said, "Don't follow me, or I will let you taste the power of this laxative."
Li Qi wondered: "Why?"
Zhao Jingyan blushed and said, "Isn't it all your fault? My clothes got wet."
"So you want to change clothes!" Li Qi nodded, suddenly raised his head and said, "Damn! I need to change clothes too, I'm cold."
Zhao Jingyan ignored him and went straight into the tent. After a while, she saw several pieces of clothing flying out.
This woman is so abominable, isn’t she just Zong Ji? What’s so great about it? Today is just wet. Sooner or later I will let you fuck her. My trembling voice is so sweet. Damn it, if I ask for it again and again, she will definitely
She will be suspicious. If she knows that I, the Golden Knife Chef King, carry laxatives with me, my reputation will be ruined. What should I do? It seems that I can only steal it tonight.
Li Qi muttered something and walked forward, picked up the clothes on the sand, looked around, and quickly ran behind a big tree.
This morning is really not peaceful!
.......
"Mmm...it smells so good!"
"There's breakfast."
Li Qi stood in front of the stove and opened the pot. Without shouting, the foodies came over one after another.
Today's breakfast is seafood porridge. In the white porridge, only half of a small shrimp's head is exposed. There are orange-red shrimps floating on it, and there are some oysters on the side. The content of this porridge is really very rich.
After drinking so much wine last night, a bowl of hot seafood porridge this morning is really refreshing!
The drunkards and others sat on the beach, each carrying a big bowl, and started eating in big mouthfuls.
"Hey, why did you ask someone to bring all our luggage?"
Zhao Jingyan came to Li Qi with a bowl of porridge and asked curiously. When she was changing clothes this morning, she discovered that Li Qi had brought all their luggage over. It seemed like they were staying for a long time.
Li Qi said expressionlessly: "Yes! What's the matter?"
Zhao Jingyan said in surprise: "Are you planning to stay here for a long time?"
Li Qi shrugged and said, "Why not? You can eat seafood every day. Look at the sea, blow the sea breeze, and swim in the sea at any time. This life is so exciting."
Zhao Jingyan said: "But you still have a heavy responsibility on your shoulders."
Li Qidao: "Since the Jin soldiers have retreated, my mission has been completed. My vacation is very normal."
Zhao Jingyan glanced at Li Qi suspiciously, thinking to herself that although the Jin soldiers had retreated, the Tubo side might have started fighting, so how could he say anything was done? She said: "Husband, are you here for something else?"
Purpose?"
Definitely. If I had no excuse, how dare I be so cool? Li Qi chuckled and said, "You want to know?"
"Nonsense, otherwise why would I ask?"
Japan. So arrogant? Li Qi hooked up.
Zhao Jingyan was afraid when she saw this action and said: "There is no one here, it's up to you."
This girl has learned a lesson! Li Qi said with a smile: "Now I am very angry and don't want to talk, unless you return the laxative to me. Then kiss me again. You can't do it perfunctorily. You have to kiss me."
If you kiss me the same way, maybe I will be interested in talking after my anger subsides."
"You---don't even think about it."
"Don't ask if you have the ability."
"If you don't ask, don't ask."
Zhao Jingyan snorted, stood up and left.
Li Qi smiled to himself: "There are still a few days left, let's see how long you can endure it."
Zhao Jingyan walked straight to a guard and said, "Tell someone to quickly set up the tent."
The guard cupped his fists and said, "Hold your fists. The Privy Council has given orders. This visit here is a secret among secrets. Without the Privy Council's orders, no one can act rashly."
"confidential?"
Zhao Jingyan looked at the seafood porridge in her hand and was furious. What kind of secret is eating seafood? He clearly did it on purpose. Maqiao happened to be passing by, and she hurriedly shouted: "Maqiao---."
Ma Qiao didn't wait for her to finish her words, and said: "Miss Zhao, I heard everything, but the Privy Council just gave an order that anyone who acts without permission will be killed without mercy. I'm not afraid of this, but he used my junior sister to threaten him."
I'm so sorry."
This is too awesome. Huh, I still don’t believe that everyone here wants to listen to him. Zhao Jingyan’s mind was also spinning very fast, and she quickly asked: “Where are Huo Nanxi and Hu Beiqing?”
These two people are the only ones here who are not Li Qi's people, and they don't need to listen to Li Qi's orders.
Ma Qiao smiled bitterly and said: "The Privy Council asked them to go back and get some things. They probably won't be able to come back until night."
Zhao Jingyan really didn't believe this evil and said: "I'll go out and find someone to ride with."
The guard said: "Please don't do this, military advisor. It would be very difficult for a villain to deny it."
Zhao Jingyan frowned and said, "What do you want to do?"
The guard said sarcastically: "Because the Privy Council has ordered all the main roads leading here to be blocked. Except for the people here, no outsiders are allowed to enter or exit. I'm sorry."
The main road? What kind of main road is this? Zhao Jingyan was speechless immediately. She was doing everything right. She gritted her teeth and said: "Li Qi, you are unkind, don't blame me for being unjust."
That night.
Zhao Jingyan was lying in the tent with her hands on pillows, a narrow smile on her lips.
Liu Yunxi on the side was packing her luggage. She was very happy when she learned that she would live here permanently, but she looked outside from time to time. After a while, she said: "Yan Fu, why hasn't my husband come back yet?"
Zhao Jingyan smiled with a hint of revenge: "Don't worry, even if we beg him to sleep here tonight, he won't come."
Liu Yunxi was stunned when she heard this. Before she could ask, she saw Li Qi walking in. His face was flushed, as if he had been drunk, but there was no trace of alcohol. He stood up hurriedly and said, "Husband, what's wrong with you?"
Li Qi staggered, pulled hard on his clothes, and murmured: "It's so hot---so hot---."
"Did you catch a cold?"
Liu Yunxi quickly helped Li Qi lie down, grabbed Li Qi's wrist with one hand, raised his eyebrows, and said, "Strange?"
At this time, Zhao Jingyan suddenly sat over and asked nervously: "Shi Niang, what's going on?"
Liu Yunxi said: "My husband has been poisoned."
"ah?"
Zhao Jingyan was horrified. She turned around and saw that Li Qi seemed to have lost consciousness and was muttering something in his mouth. She said in horror: "This---how is this possible? I just put a little laxative in his oysters.
"
Liu Yunxi said angrily: "How could you do this? I have never used poison to hurt my husband."
Zhao Jingyan felt a little weird when she heard this. It seemed like she had to let him go first. She hurriedly said: "Shi Niang, we will talk about this later. Please help your husband detoxify."
Liu Yunxi checked Li Qi's pulse carefully and asked, "What kind of laxative did you use?"
"Just wait a moment."
Zhao Jingyan hurriedly took out a small bottle from her sleeve and handed it over.
Liu Yunxi uncorked the bottle, smelled it, and said: "It's strange, this medicine is colorless and odorless." After saying this, she hurriedly poured out a pill and licked it gently with the tip of her tongue, and couldn't help but look horrified.
, looked at Zhao Jingyan and said: "Who said this is a laxative?"
Zhao Jingyan pointed at Li Qi and said, "My husband said it himself, and this medicine also belongs to him?"
Liu Yunxi rolled his eyes and seemed speechless.
Zhao Jingyan said nervously: "What---what? Is---isn't this a laxative?"
Liu Yunxi pinched his forehead and said, "What kind of laxative is this? This is the number one laxative in the world, with a trembling voice."
"trembling---trembling voice."
Zhao Jingyan's face turned pale instantly. Apparently she had also heard of this trembling voice. After a while, she asked: "Then do you have a way to detoxify it?"
Liu Yunxi shook her head and said: "This medicine is not considered poison, so there is no antidote at all, unless--" Speaking of this, her face turned red and she looked at Zhao Jingyan with a hint of shyness.
Zhao Jingyan was not stupid. She understood this look immediately and said fearfully: "Then - I'll leave it to you. I'll go outside and help you guard."
Liu Yunxi shook his head and said: "Originally, I am enough alone, but the problem is---."
Zhao Jingyan said: "What is the problem?"
Liu Yunxi's face turned red and said: "My husband has been taking the prescription given to him by my master to replenish his body. Originally, the yang energy in his body was already very strong, but this trembling jiao is the first of the pornographic drugs. If it is dealt with
If not done properly, your husband's life may be in danger, and---and I simply can't handle it by myself."
By the time I got to the end, my voice was like a mosquito moaning.
Zhao Jingyan said with fear in her eyes: "What do you mean?"
Liu Yunxi lowered his head and whispered: "We must combine our efforts."
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