Chapter 1598 There are no women, but there are two
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"Let it go, let it go, can you give me some face? After all, I am also the famous Gao Qingtian. Besides, what kind of behavior are there with these men pulling each other around? I'm leaving. Isn't it okay for me to leave?"
"Brother, what should we do? Will they lynching us?"
"How dare they, I am the emperor's sworn brother."
"But they even dare to arrest Brother Li!"
"That's because Li Qi is useless. How can he be compared with this Yanei? Don't worry, with my brother here, nothing will happen."
Gao Yanei held his head high and said with great righteousness.
Hong Tianjiu looked at the shackled Gao Yameni and the two powerful Yamenei behind him, with a hint of worry in his eyes.
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"Huh? This is not the way to the cell! As if I haven't been here before, where are you going to take us? Are you trying to kill people and silence us?"
Halfway through, Hong Tianjiu suddenly stopped and looked around.
"Oh, Captain Gao has some friendship with our dean, so our dean has asked us to get a cleaner cell for you two to live in."
Gao Yanei said proudly: "Did you hear that? Did you hear that? A cleaner cell."
Hong Tianjiu said depressedly: "It's still a prison cell."
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"I have no freedom, I have lost my freedom. I am so sad and sad that I shed tears!"
Li Qi was lying on the bed, with his legs crossed and his eyes dull. For a day or two, he felt that he had a half-day of leisure, but as time went by, he became more and more bored. He sighed and said: "It's really
Boring, md, I serve the country and the people. Even if you don’t get two girls to help me warm my bed, you can at least get two people to come over and talk to me. God, please give me two people who can talk.
I don’t really have high requirements for people, even men.”
As soon as he finished speaking, he heard a bang and the door was pushed open from the outside. Before Li Qi could react, his eyes suddenly flashed. He saw two figures flying in.
"Wow! It can't be so effective!"
"Ouch."
"Ouch."
Huh? This voice sounded familiar. Li Qi looked at the ground and exclaimed: "Is it you?"
"Brother Li (Li Qi)?"
The person who came was none other than Gao Yanei, Hong Tianjiu, the best of the pair.
The three of them looked at each other with confusion in their eyes.
What's happening here?
After a while, the three of them said at the same time: "(Why are you here?) Why are you here?"
The three of them were stunned again.
Li Qi rolled his eyes and said, "Don't you know why I'm here?"
Gao Yanei said anxiously: "It's not wrong."
Li Qi asked curiously: "What's wrong?"
Gao Yanei said: "People outside said that you were being tortured in the Judicial Yuan, locked up in that smelly and dirty cell, and beaten all over your body with bruises, but --- but how could you live in the same building as this Yanei?"
Inside the cell."
"Please, it was me who came first. I am a high-level criminal. Of course I have to be detained in solitary confinement."
"High-level criminal?"
Hong Tianjiu took a deep breath and said, "Brother Li, you are so awesome."
What's so great about this? Li Qi looked at Hong Tianjiu in surprise and thought to himself. This kid's head has never been normal. He asked again: "By the way, are you here to see me?"
Gao Yanei rolled his eyes and nodded a few times. Before he could open his mouth, Hong Tianjiu put his head together and said, "We were arrested."
This time it was Gao Yanei's turn to have three black lines appear on his forehead and said: "Why did you say it?"
Hong Tianjiu said angrily: "Do you think you can hide it?"
There's something fishy. Li Qi said with a gossipy face: "Hey, what's going on? Come on, tell me?"
Hong Tianjiu first glanced sideways at Gao Yanei, and then said: "The thing is like this, yesterday my brother and I went to Xiangguo Temple to play, but we met a few guys on the way to provoke us---."
"provocative?"
Li Qi said in surprise: "There are still people who dare to provoke you two in this three-thirds of an acre of land in Bianliang. Are you sure you didn't provoke them first? Or is the other person simply blind?"
Gao Yanei and Hong Tianjiu, the two little bullies, walked on the street, and everyone else walked around the corner, but there were still people who dared to provoke them. This was simply unbelievable.
Hong Tianjiu glanced at Gao Yanei and said, "It's not all my brother's fault."
"Blame me again?" Gao Yanei suddenly became very excited, lowered his head and paused, and said with aggrieved face: "What on earth did I do wrong? It's because those guys didn't open their eyes. I have tolerated everything."
You tolerate everything, who are you fooling? Li Qi said: "Hey, hey, Yanei, please don't get excited. What is going on?"
Gao Yanei said: "I didn't do anything at all. I just saw a relatively handsome woman, so as usual, I went up to ask the woman's name, how old she was, where she lived, and whether there was anything else at home. Sister, sister, isn’t this normal?”
How is this normal? Li Qi scratched his head and said, "That's it."
"Then the woman suddenly shouted and said that I was scornful of him." Gao Yanei stood up and said: "But Li Qi, you know, I am a lover, how could I do such a thing? In all my life, I have never been frivolous to anyone."
"puff!"
Li Qi couldn't help it anymore and burst into laughter.
Gao Yanei squinted his eyes, looked at Li Qi resentfully, and said, "What? You don't even believe me?"
"No, no." Li Qi said curiously: "I wonder what the yamen understands about frivolity."
Gao Yanei said: "You must lie on the bed and take off all your clothes. Only then can you be considered frivolous."
Please, that is not frivolous, but rape. Li Qi nodded and said: "I see, I understand."
Hong Tianjiu snorted: "Brother, what are you arguing about? If you didn't do anything, how could that woman be so excited? Yesterday in the Judicial Yuan, the woman said that you reached out to touch her breasts, and there were Several people saw it."
Gao Yanei said angrily: "I have said it tens of thousands of times. It is a slander. How could I do such a thing? Li Qi, don't you think so?"
"this---."
Li Qigan laughed a few times. I don't believe anyone else, but Gao Yanei, well, it must be like this. He said: "Yanei, are your breasts big?"
"It's not that small." Gao Yanei said truthfully.
Li Qi let out a long sigh.
Hong Tianjiu said hurriedly: "Brother, then you have admitted it."
Gao Yanei hummed: "What do I admit? I am a lover. You can see it at a glance, so why touch her?"
Can seeing and touching be the same thing? Li Qi couldn't believe it and said, "Xiaojiu, didn't you see it?"
Hong Tianjiu said: "I went to watch the excitement opposite, but I didn't see it."
Li Qidao: "That will come later."
Gao Yanei said: "Later, a few blind guys came forward to complain, saying that my Yanei was molesting women from good families. I got angry and started fighting with them."
Hong Tianjiu said: "When I saw my brother being beaten, I quickly stepped forward to help."
Gao Yanei put his hands on his hips and said, "Xiaojiu, whenever someone hits me, it's just a mutual beating, right?"
"But when I came over, my brother was lying on the ground."
"I lay on the ground because I could turn around and kick them with my feet. This is my newly invented move called the Great Shift."
"Nani?"
Li Qi exclaimed: "A big shift in the world?"
Gao Yanei chuckled and said, "What's going on? Isn't it awesome?"
"awesome."
Li Qi broke into a cold sweat and thought to himself, it seems I'm not the only one who likes to copy Grandpa Jin's works! Then he said: "Continue, continue."
Hong Tianjiu said depressedly: "I just went up and kicked someone over. Before I could get enough of it, a large group of government officials suddenly rushed in and captured us all. Then we were brought to the Judicial Yuan. When we arrived at the Judicial Yuan, the woman
He said that his brother was scornful of him, and those birdmen also said they saw it with their own eyes, and then we went to Dali Temple to receive the verdict."
When he said this, his eyes suddenly lit up and he said: "But let's not talk about it. The Dali Temple verdict is quite interesting. Both sides are arguing for different reasons. It shouldn't be that we lost in the end. Next
I must win if you reply."
"Um?"
Li Qi was very puzzled. Hearing what you said, it seems to be quite honorable. He said: "Then how did Dali Temple decide?"
Hong Tianjiu said: "Ten days in jail."
"Ten days?"
"Hmm. Is there anything wrong?"
"ah?"
Li Qi secretly muttered, it can't be such a coincidence, I just have ten days left, could it be ---. Then he asked: "You said earlier that a group of government officials suddenly rushed out?"
Hong Tianjiu nodded and said: "There were more than ten, which scared me at the time."
Li Qi frowned and said, "Ya Nei, did you really not touch me?"
Gao Yanei said: "Really, I swear to God, I'm not a lunatic. I touched a woman's breasts on the street. It's not like I've never touched a woman's breasts before. But that woman was so hateful that she relied on me."
After touching him, I paid her 50 yuan in compensation. She clearly extorted money on purpose, and I even doubted whether those people were with him."
That's it, the emperor must have noticed that I was bored, so he arranged for the two of them to come in and keep me company. Haha, that's not bad. Li Qi thought about it and laughed happily.
Gao Yanei asked suspiciously: "Why are you laughing?"
"No---it's nothing."
Li Qi said casually: "It's a pity that there are no cards, otherwise the three of us can still fight the landlord."
Hong Tianjiu suddenly shouted: "Brother, yes, Dean Li said he was afraid that we would be bored, so he even gave us a pair of playing cards." As he said that, he quickly took out a brand new playing card from his pocket.
"Wow wow wow, this is so humane."
Li Qi's eyes lit up, he grabbed the poker with one hand, waved his hand and said: "Come on, come on, sit up, let's play a few hands."
These two idiots were not thoughtful people. As soon as they came, they took care of themselves. They immediately put all the troublesome things behind them and sat down around the small table.
Hong Tianjiu suddenly said: "Brother, we don't have any money with us. There is no punishment for just beating, so it's boring."
"Well, that makes sense."
Li Qi nodded, rolled his eyes, and said: "It's not that there are no ways, I'm just afraid that you won't dare to come."
Gao Yanei snorted: "Don't look down on others, just say what you say."
"Ha ha---."
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That night, in the dead of night.
Li Qi sat on the bed, soaking his feet, feeling very comfortable.
Hong Tianjiu and Gao Yanei, the two idiots, huddled on their stools and looked at Li Qi with resentment.
With a "crash" sound, Li Qi raised his feet.
Gao Yanei said angrily: "You're not going to ask us to wipe your feet, are you?"
Hmm. This seems to be a bit too much. I want to keep a line in my life. I really want to see you in the future. Li Qi chuckled: "How is it possible?" He wiped his feet clean and pointed to the foot washing water under his feet.
Gao Yanei looked at Hong Tianjiu and raised his head.
Hong Tianjiu quit and said: "Brother, I boiled the foot-washing water and brought it to you. Of course you have to do the pouring of the foot-washing water."
Gao Yanei was surprised and said: "You asked me to pour water for my feet?"
Hong Tianjiu said: "I am willing to admit defeat."
"I won't fall."
Li Qidao: "It seems that you want to default on the debt. That's fine. I'll pay for it myself. Don't ask me to fight the landlord tomorrow."
Gao Yanei said anxiously: "That's not possible. We have been serving you all night. We washed dishes, served dishes, brought face wash, and foot wash. How could you win and stop coming?"
Li Qidao: "Then will you fall?"
"Pour it down, but as we have agreed in advance, you are not allowed to tell anyone."
"Don't worry, I, Li Qi, still have some professional ethics."
Gao Yanei scratched his head hard, hesitated for a while, then took the foot-washing water outside and poured it out. When he returned to the house, he found that Li Qi was already lying down and said: "Hey, hey, where should we sleep?
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Li Qi turned sideways and pointed toward the ground.
"What's the meaning?"
Hong Tianjiu trembled and said, "Brother, have you forgotten that only the winner is qualified to sleep on the bed?"
Gao Yanei rubbed his hands together and said flatteringly: "Li Qi, this bed is quite big."
Li Qi yawned and said calmly: "Sorry, I don't have the habit of sleeping with men. You go to bed early. You have to get up early tomorrow to help me get up."
As he spoke, he shrugged his shoulders and tried hard not to laugh out loud, thinking to himself, this was really great.
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