Li Qi had been holding it in for nine days, and today he finally couldn't hold it in anymore. He sat cross-legged on the bed, looked at the foot-washing water at his feet, and laughed.
"Luck" finally overwhelmed the nemesis.
Li Qi had nothing to do anyway, so he used all kinds of tricks and showed off the tricks for future generations. It can be said that he crushed Gao Yanei all the way without giving Gao Yanei a chance. It was really fun to be the uncle every day.
Well, he will be released from prison tomorrow, and he doesn't need to endure it anymore. He can be as arrogant as he likes, and the villain's face can be seen at a glance.
But I saw two idiots next to me, with dark circles under their eyes and haggard faces, as if they were terminally ill. They were used to being the elders, and they had been the younger brothers for ten days in a row. It was really hard for them, but they had a sense of revenge.
Thoughts kept them going.
However, today, they have no hope of revenge because they will be released from prison tomorrow.
Gao Yanei was full of anger and unwillingness. He suddenly knelt down, picked up the foot-washing water, and glared at Li Qi, grinding his teeth.
Li Qi said fearfully: "Ya Nei, why are you looking at me like that?"
"Wow!"
As soon as Li Qi finished speaking, Gao Yanei poured water next to him. You should know that he was sitting on the bed now.
Silly!
Not to mention Li Qi, Hong Tianjiu on the side was stunned, but in his heart he was silently applauding Gao Yanei's behavior.
"What are you doing?"
Li Qi suddenly jumped up and pointed at Gao Yanei.
Gao Yanei snorted and said, "Pour some water!"
"Fall on my bed?"
"We just agreed to pour the foot-washing water, but we didn't say where to pour it. It's up to you!"
This guy is such a rogue. Li Qi gritted his teeth and said, "You are using strong words to make excuses!"
Gao Yanei held it in for ten days, but he couldn't bear it any longer. He rushed forward and said, "What's the matter? I'm extremely righteous by not going to you, Xiaojiu."
"exist."
Hong Tianjiu flashed to Gao Yanei's side in an instant. They really shared the same hatred.
Sweating! They don’t want to do sodomy. Li Qi is really scared, there are only three of them here. He is trembling all over. In terms of fighting skills, he can’t handle one, let alone one on two, he secretly thought, a hero
Don’t suffer the loss in front of you! He suddenly clapped his hands and said: "Okay! Good job! I will be released from prison tomorrow. I should wash away the bad luck in this bed. Yanei, you did a great job. I am so fucking
Thank you very much."
As he talked, he seemed to be going crazy. He stood on the bed and danced, cheering and dancing. When he got excited, he picked up the quilt and threw it to the side. As if he wasn't satisfied, he picked up the back of the pillow again.
The pillow was thrown out.
Gao Yanei and Hong Tianjiu moved in surprisingly unison, with their heels touching each other, their toes spread and slightly tilted upwards, their heads raised, looking at Li Qi blankly.
Li Qi didn't stop until there was only a bare board left on the bed. He looked down at the two idiots and waved: "E, be happy, we will be released from prison tomorrow."
Hong Tianjiu said worriedly: "Brother, are you okay?"
Li Qi laughed and said: "Of course it's okay, I'm very happy!"
Hong Tianjiu pointed to the light board and said, "You threw away all the quilts, how are you going to sleep tonight?"
Li Qidao: "I don't plan to sleep. Don't you plan to celebrate until dawn?"
The two idiots shook their heads at the same time.
"Depend on!"
Gao Yanei suddenly burst into laughter and said: "That's very good, that's very good. Xiaojiu, we're going to sleep on the bed today, go and get our quilts."
Li Qi's face fell and he said: "No, you are so unloyal."
Gao Yanei said proudly: "I'm sorry, since you don't want to sleep, then we won't be polite."
But when the two of them turned their heads, they were all stunned. They saw Li Qi's quilt and the back of his quilt were all covering their quilt.
"Ouch."
Hong Tianjiu hurriedly ran over, opened it, and said with a depressed look: "Brother, our bedding is also wet."
Gao Yanei turned his head angrily, pointed at Li Qi and said, "You did it on purpose."
Are you kidding? If you don't make it easy for me, I will let you guys be happy alone. Li Qi shut up and shook his head. He must not gloat at this time. He apologized and said: "How can you say that? It's just based on my archery skills."
, this is completely an accident!”
Hong Tianjiu said sadly: "Brother, what should we do?"
A quarter of an hour later.
I saw the three of them huddled next to the small stove, covered with a quilt.
An hour later, the stove finally went out.
"It's so cold! I'm so cold!"
The three of them were wrapped in half-dry quilts, looking at each other and trembling all over.
Gao Yanei said in a trembling voice: "Xiao Jiu, we must hold on. Tomorrow my brother will treat us and invite Chai Cong and the others to go to Yingchun Tower and play together for three days and three nights."
Wow wow wow! Yingchun Tower. In his mind, Li Qi imagined a dozen girls helping him warm his bed. This feeling was so good, and he hurriedly said: "What about me?"
"Do you dare to go?"
"Don't dare."
Like a defeated rooster, Li Qi lowered his proud head.
Hong Tianjiu said excitedly: "Brother, you don't know that the business of Yingchun Building is very good now, and the singing girls inside are even more... tsk tsk, you really should go and see it."
Li Qi said suspiciously: "Really or not, I haven't been to Yingchun Tower before, isn't it just like that?"
"It was true before, but it's different now." Gao Yanei chuckled and said, "This is all the result of the Legislative Yuan."
"What does this have to do with the Legislative Yuan?"
When it came to women, Gao Yanei got excited and said: "Since the promulgation of the Women's Protection Law, those wealthy families simply cannot afford to support so many singing girls. The number of singing girls in major Goulanwashe is increasing day by day. Each of these women
They are good at singing and dancing, which is extremely wonderful, but it’s a pity that most of them are just performing arts rather than selling themselves.”
Hong Tianjiu shook his head and said: "That's not entirely true, brother, haven't you seen that recently many poor literati are getting married, and there are still many geishas who are having sex."
Li Qi heard this and said, "Those singing girls are not so hungry. They have only been out for a long time and they are about to get married."
Gao Yanei said: "They are not hungry, but the talented people are. In the past, these talented people were occupied by the rich families. Now that they are free, the poor talented people are still surrounding them. They flatter each other in every possible way, one by one.
allow."
Li Qi nodded slightly and thought, that's right. Those geishas are not young anymore. If they don't get married, they may really end up alone. And those ordinary women who are just talented people don't look down on them. Although these geishas are
His status is not great, but he has no problem writing lyrics and poems. This is really a bastard looking at mung beans. They are a perfect match. He said: "Then you didn't succeed in Yameni?"
Gao Yanei scratched his head, looking a little embarrassed.
Hong Tianjiu said hey: "It's nothing to do with my brother. Although those singing girls are quite humble, they are very high-spirited. Coupled with this women's protection method, it is even more incredible. Most people really can't see it."
"Yes, although my brother is rich and powerful, he doesn't have the appetite for those singing girls. Brother Li, you don't know. The head of the Yingchun Tower will shout out that he will not marry anyone who is not the number one scholar."
"so smart."
Li Qi took a deep breath.
Gao Yanei said: "Just wait, that woman will definitely die alone."
Li Qi rolled his eyes at this guy and said, "You can't eat grapes and say they are sour."
At this time, a cold wind suddenly came in. The three of them shivered at the same time and pulled the quilt at the same time.
Gao Yanei rubbed his red nose and said with an aggrieved look: "I don't want to think about anything now. I just need a woman to help me warm my body."
Hong Tianjiu held his chin in his hands, with a depressed look on his face, and said tremblingly: "My wives used to clamor to sleep with me all day long, but I was reluctant to do so. Now I miss them a little, and I actually fall asleep with them in my arms."
It’s pretty good too.”
Li Qi sighed and said, "Please don't say that. I blame you for missing my ladies. Alas, it's really your own fault."
Gao Yanei said with tears in his eyes: "Li Qi, Aji, I can help you think about it together."
"roll."
Three grown men were wrapped in quilts, facing a small stove that could no longer even emit smoke, with expressions of anticipation on their faces. They looked like three matching girls!
...
...
In the early morning, the cold wind blew against people's faces, like a razor blade, causing pain.
There were several carriages parked in front of the Judicial Yuan Prison. There were many people standing in front of the carriages, including Gao Qiu, Hong Bajin, Feng Yinu, Ji Hongnu, Yelu Guyu, Liu Yunxi and others.
They all looked forward to it, looking slightly anxiously at the iron gate in front of them.
After a while, a heavy metal sound was heard, and the iron door finally opened.
"Come out, come out."
Hong Bajin said eagerly.
"A sneeze, a sneeze."
"Ah sneeze."
...
Before this person was seen, three sneezes were heard first.
The first person to come out was Gao Yanei. It could be seen that his steps were quite messy, as if he was scrambling to get out. Then Hong Tianjiu came out, and the last person to come out was Li Qi.
"Husband."
As soon as Li Qi appeared, Ji Hongnu and the other women hurried over.
After thinking about it all night, I finally got what I wanted.
Li Qi hurriedly greeted him, but before he could say these words, he suddenly sneezed out. "A sneeze!"
"Husband, what's wrong with you?"
Feng Yinu hurriedly put the coat he had prepared on Li Qi.
Ji Hongnu looked at Li Qi's haggard face, his eyes were dull, his hair was messy, his heart was almost broken, and he said with red eyes: "Brother, how could they torture you like this?"
Li Qi wiped his nose disgustingly, shook his head and said: "How could they have such ability? I suffered this terrible crime all because of---." As he said this, he turned his head suddenly.
Snapped!
Just in time to see Hong Bajin slap Hong Tianjiu on the face, he cursed: "You evil beast, I have lost all my face to you."
After this slap, all Li Qi's anger disappeared. He was worthy of being the eighth uncle and the tiger father. It is really a miracle that Xiaojiu can survive to this day!
Hong Tianjiu covered his face and choked with sobs: "Dad, I know I was wrong."
Brother Qiu originally didn't intend to take action, but seeing the slap, Hong Bajin gasped, anger coming from the soles of his feet, and he couldn't help but raise his hands.
"Daddy, please don't hit me. The child is wronged!"
Gao Yanei quickly raised his hands to protect his face.
When Brother Qiu heard this, he really didn't fight him. He slowly put his hand down and angrily said, "If you dare to go out again this month, I will have to cut off your legs."
One month?
The Yingchun Building was agreed upon.
Gao Yanei glanced at Brother Qiu with grief and anger, decisively stretched his head over, and said tremblingly: "Dad, you'd better fight me."
"You evil son---."
Brother Qiu almost fainted from anger.
The poor Yanei glanced at Li Qi and saw that he was surrounded by beautiful women and enjoying all the blessings. Then he looked at Brother Qiu and his heart broke. Fortunately, I am still a lover, and I am not even as good as Li Qi.
"Don't worry, I just didn't sleep well last night. Thinking of seeing you today makes it really hard for me to fall asleep. It's okay."
Li Qi gently patted Ji Hongnu's shoulder, then walked towards Gao Qiu, cupped his hands and said: "Captain, I haven't seen you for a long time. Li Qi is thinking about you very much. You are well. Oh, Ba Jin
Uncle, my nephew is really relieved to see that you are still so cruel, oh no, so amiable, with a voice as loud as a bell and strong skills."
Hong Bajin said angrily: "Privy Councilor, are you trying to amuse me?"
"How dare you, how dare you."
When Gao Qiu saw this kid, he felt angry and amused, and said, "Thanks to you, we have to come here to embarrass ourselves in this cold weather."
Sweating! It seemed that he could never hide this from the shrewd brother Qiu! Li Qi knew that Gao Qiu must have guessed that this was all deliberately arranged by the emperor, so he laughed a few times and did not answer.
The innocent Gao Yanei looked at Gao Qiu in surprise and said: "Dad, it turns out you are not here to pick me up."
"Shut up, you scoundrel."
"oh."
Gao Qiu glared at his son and said, "Li Qi, let's leave now and talk about it another day."
After saying that, he carried Gao Yanei into the carriage.
Poor Xiaojiu didn't even get the treatment of being picked up, and was directly kicked into the carriage by Uncle Bajin with a trick of a kidnapping meteor.
Cruel. This is really cruel, but I like it. Li Qi wiped a cold sweat and said: "Li Qi will definitely come to the door someday---."
Before he could finish his words, the two carriages left in a hurry.
Sweat! No, walking so fast? Li Qi looked at the carriage going away in astonishment.
"Sir, let's leave quickly. There are many people watching here."
Feng Yinu came behind Li Qi, blushed slightly and murmured in a low voice.
so many people?
Li Qi subconsciously looked around and found that there were crowds of people everywhere. It turned out that the news of his imprisonment had spread throughout Tokyo, but some people still couldn't believe it. After all, this was too weird in the feudal era, so many people
They were all counting the days when Li Qi would be released from prison, so they came here early this morning to find out. Thanks to the office, the three of them were looking more haggard than the other after the splash of water, as if they had been tortured. This is so real.
, the people who came to “watch” were convinced and felt that the Judicial Yuan was really strict in enforcing the law! They all gave a thumbs up in their hearts.
"Depend on!"
Li Qi screamed, suddenly coughed violently, bent over, and groaned, "Ouch, ouch."
Ji Hongnu hurried over, supported Li Qi, and said worriedly: "Brother, are you feeling uncomfortable somewhere?"
Li Qi whispered: "Don't worry, slave red. Big brother is very good, but now there are many people watching, so you have to do the whole show, support me, support me."
The four girls rolled their eyes at the same time.
This guy is really acting with his life!
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