Chapter 602 Master! How can monks speak foul language!
It turns out that fairies are easier to flirt with than ordinary women. As long as you are stupid enough, simple enough, and honest enough, Diaosi will eventually counterattack, but the prerequisite is that you can meet a woman like Mrs. Qin. No wonder Dong Yong can do that.
To win the Seven Fairies, it seems that the myth is once again being staged in the human world.
The mystery in Li Qi's heart was finally revealed, but Mrs. Qin's reasons moved and surprised him. He originally thought that Qin Mo must have done some earth-shattering and weeping feats to get such first-class status as Mrs. Qin.
However, he never imagined that it was just an acquaintance and it was so simple. However, he also felt that Mrs. Qin was right. He chose a husband, not a top scholar.
At the same time, Li Qi also felt that Mrs. Qin was not worth it. He had worked so hard, suffered so much infamy, and even broke up with his family. However, in exchange, he was living alone, and he was even more happy and couldn't help but sigh.
Said: "Why do things in the world always backfire?"
Although Zheng Yi never wanted to admit defeat, at this moment he knew that he had actually lost many years ago, but he just didn't want to admit it.
Mrs. Qin looked at Zheng Yi's relieved expression and couldn't help but smile bitterly: "I should have told you this earlier if I had known this."
Zheng Yi chuckled: "It's not too late now. Don't worry, I will explain everything to my aunt tomorrow and I won't make you feel embarrassed anymore."
Mrs. Qin shook her head and said, "Actually, I don't want to embarrass you."
"I understand." Zheng Yi nodded and said, "But I really didn't expect that Lady Li's incident would have such a big impact on you."
Mrs. Qin smiled and said: "Fortunately, Sister Li has finally stabilized and is living the life she wants. Sometimes I really envy Sister Li. She can really be consistent, no matter whether it is for Zhao Xiao
My husband, you haven’t seen those ancient paintings on gold and stone. The expression on her face when she saw those gold and stones was really the same as it was ten years ago. Many people in the world hope to live forever, but I think that only when the heart remains unchanged, that is the real thing.
of immortality.”
"Don't you treat Qin Mo the same way?"
Mrs. Qin shook her head and said: "This is different. The people and things that Sister Li likes are still there, but her husband has been gone for many years. I myself have also changed, and my state of mind cannot be the same as before."
Zheng Yi asked curiously: "Then you still want to become a monk for him?"
"Why don't you understand?"
Mrs. Qin smiled bitterly and said: "If I were your husband, I would die in love after he left, instead of becoming a monk. In fact, I have had this idea since my husband left. If I have to say who it is for, I think it should be
For my own sake, I am tired of the turmoil in the world and just want to live the rest of my life peacefully."
Zheng Yi frowned and said: "Sanniang, no matter what, you are still so young, and there are so many people who care about you. If you become a monk, it would be really unfair to them. I don't think my uncle and aunt would agree.
Maybe you will meet another Qin Mo in the future, but that’s not necessarily the case. In short, I will never approve of you becoming a monk."
Mrs. Qin shook her head and said: "That decision is impossible. Although my husband is ordinary in the eyes of many people, in my eyes he is unique. How can there be another one like him in the world?"
"Maybe." Zheng Yi sighed and said, "Is there really no other man in the world who can make you fall in love?"
Mrs. Qin smiled bitterly and said: "No one is tempted, but there is one who is angry."
"Oh? Who is that?"
"Who else could it be? It wouldn't be Li Qi."
Damn it! I'm so nice to you, why are you so angry? If there was a woman in the world who could make my family rich, I would have committed myself to her a long time ago. Li Qi kept rolling his eyes.
"Li Qi?" Zheng Yi was stunned for a moment and said, "I see that you two seem to get along very well. Although Li Qi often behaves unexpectedly, he is not annoying."
Mrs. Qin waved her hand and said: "Second brother, it's because you have less contact with him. You don't know how annoying he is. This is the first time in my life that I have met a man with such a thick skin. If a husband is the best person in the world,
The only man who makes me tempted, then Li Qi is the only man in the world who makes me want to stuff his mouth with weeds from the pigsty."
"Why the weeds in the pig pen?"
"Have you forgotten that I hate hearing the sound of pigs eating?"
Zhu Li Qi's heart was full of mixed emotions. If he hadn't been afraid of being discovered, he would have burst into tears.
Zheng Yi laughed and said: "It seems that he has done a lot of things to make you angry."
Mrs. Qin sighed: "What's more, I've been more angry this year than I was in the past combined. That person relies on his eloquence and often confuses right and wrong. There are some things that are clearly on my side, but
As he talked, Li ran to him. Maybe, I would have to be taught a lesson by him. In fact, he didn’t know how many times he taught me a lesson. I was already used to it. Now that I meet him, I
I chose to take a detour. I don’t have the intention to fight with others, but sometimes I really want to win against him."
"Really?" Zheng Yi chuckled and said: "I have heard a lot about Li Qi. This man is indeed very capable. It is said that the Prime Minister and the Great Scholar of the Song Dynasty have nothing to do with him.
He often suffers losses at his hands, and he often silences the bachelors of the Hanlin Academy. I think it will not be easy for you to win against him."
Mrs. Qin suddenly laughed and said: "To be honest with you, second brother, today I finally fulfilled my wish and defeated him once."
Zheng Yi snorted and said, "This is a strange news. Tell me about it quickly."
Mrs. Qin smiled slightly, briefly told Zheng Yi what happened earlier today, and then said: "I was really mad at the time, but after I said it, I saw his stunned expression, and even
I even forgot the emperor's instructions, I almost laughed, so I hurried back to the house. Although this was just an unintentional move, it was really not easy."
As soon as the words fell, both of them burst out laughing.
This smile also made Zheng Yi feel that he and Mrs. Qin were back to the days when they were childhood sweethearts. He really didn't expect that he and Mrs. Qin could become the kind of confidants who talked about everything again after letting go of this burden. Seeing Qin
The lady looked happy, and he thought to himself that maybe I was really wrong before.
After thinking about this, he felt much more relaxed.
But the two of them never expected that there was someone hiding in the grass.
Li Qi was so angry now that all the guilt in his heart suddenly disappeared. He gritted his teeth and cursed secretly. He didn't expect that his wife was a master at pretending to be a pig and eating the tiger. Damn, she was hidden so deeply that even I couldn't tell.
It's disgusting, it's so disgusting. Oh, damn it, even the mosquitoes came to bully me. I'm so angry.
Zheng Yi stopped smiling and said: "Sanniang, I promise you, I will try to let go of everything in the past, but I also hope that you can do the same. You said before that I let you bear the burden of sin every day, but
If you become a monk, it will be the same to me. We have no grudges, so why should we embarrass each other?"
Mrs. Qin pondered for a moment, nodded and said, "Yes. I promise you."
In fact, becoming a monk is just a formality for her. She had already lived the life of a monk a year ago. But then Li Qi came and disrupted her life. Now that Zheng Yi has given up, whether she becomes a monk or not does not matter to her
It's not that important anymore.
Zheng Yi breathed a sigh of relief. The two began to talk about how each other had lived over the years. Now they have put down the burden in their hearts and become good friends who talk about everything again. But they also talk about everything.
That's all.
But this made Li Qi miserable. He could neither leave nor stay. His head was covered with mosquito bites, and the resentment in his heart could swallow up everything in the universe.
After a while, Zheng Yi finally said goodbye, and the two of them left the garden.
"Hold!"
As soon as the two of them moved away from each other, Li Qi jumped out from the flowers and scratched his face with his hands, "It itches me to death, it itches me to death, hateful mosquitoes, hateful lady, ah."
"It's never too late for a gentleman to take revenge. It's better to take a bath first. Who knows what kind of flowers my wife planted. If I get allergic, my handsome face will be ruined."
Li Qi buried his head and walked outside, but as soon as he left the garden, he suddenly heard a surprised voice from behind, "Li Qi?"
Li Qi turned around and asked in shock: "Madam, why are you back?"
The person who came was none other than Mrs. Qin. She had not left Zheng Yi.
Mrs. Qin raised her finger and pointed at the garden, and said in horror: "Did you just come out of here?"
Sweating! He was caught again. Li Qi hurriedly cupped his hands and said: "Congratulations, congratulations."
Mrs. Qin was stunned and asked, "What do you congratulate me for?"
"Congratulations, Madam, for finally becoming a monk. When I came back, I heard that Madam, you were going to become a monk. At that time, I thought that Madam's choice was really wise, so I immediately sent people to inspect the temples in the capital and tried to help Madam choose a temple with a better environment.
, I have already thought up the name for you, just call it 'Queen of Movies'. Madam, please don't thank me. This is what I should do. Don't worry, the gift is indispensable. I will hand it in person when I go back later.
I will sharpen a razor and give it to you. I just hope that one day my wife will become a Buddha on the spot, but don’t forget about my little brother." Li Qi gritted his teeth and said with a smile.
"What nonsense are you talking about?"
Mrs. Qin frowned, then she came to her senses and said, "No, you were eavesdropping on our conversation just now."
Li Qi said hey: "Eavesdropping? That's out of the question. I just wanted to poop in there. I overheard something about love, love, the only one, happiness, oh, it made me lose my mind.
I no longer have the mood to poop."
Mrs. Qin felt ashamed and angry, and cursed angrily: "Shameless!"
Li Qi cupped his hands and said: "Thank you for the compliment, we are mutual. Huh? Madam, why are you trembling? Are you trying to block my mouth with weeds from the pig pen? There are some weeds here."
, there are no more pig pens. If Madam is interested, I would be very willing to help and build dozens of pig pens in the Qin Mansion for Madam to get grass."
Mrs. Qin clenched her pink fists, glared at Li Qi, gritted her teeth and sneered: "The most shameless pig in the world is right in front of me, why bother raising it anymore."
Li Qi clasped his hands together and said in Buddha's salute: "Amen, no, Amitabha, Master, how can a monk say bad words? Your six roots have not been cut off, your love strings have not been cut off, in my opinion, you should return to the secular world."
Mrs. Qin almost vomited blood at the sound of the master's scream, and she no longer had any thoughts of becoming a monk. (To be continued...)