Chapter 972: Wrong or wrong (seeking a monthly ticket)
Although Gao Yanei did not follow the plot, his staggering movements were really lifelike, as if Dongxie used his internal force to shake him away, and his backflips were also graceful and graceful.
This layman was just watching the excitement. Although there was no acting skills to speak of on the stage nowadays, Song Huizong and others felt that the acting was so realistic. They also felt that Gao Yanei's backflip was extremely beautiful, and they couldn't help but cheer for it. I didn't notice how embarrassing the Western Poison at the back was.
This is really wrong!
Is this okay? Li Qi was shocked, and he could only sigh to himself, the existence of Gao Yanei was basically a mistake, his luck was so damn good, it made Li Qi very jealous.
Haha! Ouyang Ke, Ouyang Ke, have you heard the applause below? It is a blessing for me to play you. Gao Yanei stood on the stage, as if he was growing on the clouds. He seemed ready to laugh out loud.
What Li Qi saw was that his palms were sweating.
Chai Cong was very familiar with this expression, so he quickly whispered: "Ya Nei, what are you doing?"
Gao Yanei was startled for a moment, and then he woke up. Cold sweat broke out on his back. If he smiled, the play would definitely be over.
The "Western Poison" in the back also woke up and quickly took over, and everything returned to the plot.
The audience was already hooked on Gao Yanei's performance. This kind of acting that was both fake and real quickly made them immersed in it.
Gao Qiu also sat down, and saw Cai Jing and others looking at him strangely, feeling very embarrassed. But judging from the anger in his eyes, Gao Yanei would probably suffer domestic violence when he returned. But domestic violence is a child's disease for Gao Yanei. He said that it was simply not worth mentioning, and it was fine the next day. He respected Brother Qiu so much, and often made Brother Qiu feel guilty.
Li Qi breathed a sigh of relief. Cooperating with Gao Yanei was really life-threatening!
After a few lines of dialogue, everyone's minds returned to the plot.
"This 'Tongxi Dilong Pill' is obtained from the bodies of exotic animals from the Western Regions. I have mixed it with medicinal materials and refined it. When worn on the body, it is immune to all poisons. It is the only one in the world. From now on, you can do it My niece-in-law, you don’t need to be afraid of all the venomous snakes and insects of your uncle. This Dilong Pill is of great use, but it can’t be considered a rare treasure. Your father has traveled all over the world, what treasure has he never seen? This is my point The greeting gift from a country boy really made him laugh."
The "Western Poison" played by this musician is really good at memorizing lines. He said this long line without any pause.
"Thank you!"
"Huang Rong" smiled sweetly and reached out to pick it up. This Liu Piaopiao was born in Fengchen. Although she has not been in the industry for a long time, she can be regarded as one of the best. This smile was so charming that even Chen Anan couldn't help but feel dizzy. .
But Gao Yanei is different from ordinary men. The more charming a woman is, the more he likes to get close to her. There is no such thing as being stunned. At first, Feng Yinu's beauty shocked Bianliang, and her arrogant look made countless men feel helpless. He was so embarrassed that he didn't dare to approach, but Gao Yanei was not timid at all and approached him whenever he had the chance. Of course, he was rejected every time. Liu Piaopiao was obviously smiling at "Xi Du", but in Gao Yanei's eyes, But it seemed like she was flattering him, which was terrible. The guy forgot about it for a moment, suddenly reached out and held the pair of mutton-fat white jade-like catkins, and said with a smile: "Sister Rong, we are almost going to be a family, why do you have to do this?" We're seeing each other." As he spoke, he kneaded it gently, it was so lustful that it was hopeless.
This is definitely a line marked "Gao Yanei"! He is in love, but the etiquette is not there. Moreover, after being trained by Ma Qiao these days, his skills have become much more agile. He has put a lot of effort into this grip!
Now it's great, the gangster knows martial arts, even the gods can't stop him!
Unrestrained!
So unrestrained!
"Western Poison" was once again stunned by the lines added by Gao Yanei, and he exclaimed in his heart, the plot is not going like this!
Chai Cong on the side was so angry that he almost vomited blood. According to the plot, Ouyang Ke should have been fascinated by Huang Rong, and then Huang Rong unleashed a hidden weapon on Ouyang Ke. He, Dongxie, stopped him. This was a great opportunity for him to show off. Unexpectedly, Ouyang Ke was not fascinated by the look, but instead grabbed Huang Rong's hand. How could he put a concealed weapon when he already held it? Unfortunately, he was facing the audience at this time and could not remind him aloud. But he was so anxious that he didn't know how to proceed.
Song Huizong in the audience looked confused. He cast his eyes on the stage and said: "Li Qi, I remember that's not what the story said! Huh? Li Qi - cover your face. What to do?"
This martial arts movie has become a blockbuster. How can I, the director, not cover my face? Li Qi almost shrank his head under the table and covered his face tightly with his hands. After acting like this, he was really embarrassed to see others. But the Emperor Summoned, he had no choice but to reply, raised his head, forced out a smile, and said: "Well, this --- the stage play is of course somewhat different from the story, not strange, not strange." He couldn't help but think of that old saying and A wise prince, if he doesn't seek death, he won't die.
Song Huizong nodded and said: "That's it."
Liu Piaopiao was also stunned for a moment, but then she immediately reacted. An idea came to her mind, and she pinched a small piece of skin on Gao Yanei's palm with two fingers and turned it violently.
"hiss---!"
Gao Yanei had already entered into the process of picking up girls when he suddenly felt a huge pain in his hand. He immediately woke up and secretly screamed, "Oh no!"
Liu Piaopiao's eyes moved and she gave him a look.
Not to mention, Gao Yanei had a very accurate grasp of women's eyes. Liu Piaopiao scolded: "Shameless person!" He suddenly took out his hand and waved at Gao Yanei.
"Not good!" Gao Yanei reacted very quickly and immediately fell backwards.
The moment of pretense has come. Chai Cong looked angry, waved his sleeves, and suddenly golden light flashed, followed by several soft clanging sounds. He yelled: "What are you doing?"
"Huang Rong" immediately started to cry aggrievedly, and cried loudly: "Dad, it would be best if you beat me to death. Anyway, I would rather die than marry this bad guy."
As soon as she cried, the "West Poison" also woke up. He turned around and used the snake staff to block the hand of "Dong Xi". With his left hand, he took the "Liuwei Dihuang Pill" - oh no, it was 'Tongxi Di' Dragon Pill', stuffed into "Huang Rong"'s hand.
These movements are extremely fast, domineering and elegant, and very beautiful. Only a person like Ma Qiao, who has reached a certain level of pretentiousness, can think of such moves.
Even if the drunkard is here, I am afraid he can only sigh in admiration. What he pays attention to when taking action is to kill people first. But Ma Qiao pays attention to grace first.
"good!"
The plot took a turn for the worse, and the acting skills completely exploded, and the applause immediately started.
Song Huizong cheered and applauded: "Good! Kang'er and the others did a great job."
Is this okay? Li Qi has a big mouth, and his brain can’t react. How can he act well? He’s acting like shit, how can he be so good!
This is the fan of the authorities. Bystanders know clearly. Li Qi was completely desperate when he saw Gao Yanei running around with lines. But these viewers didn't know the inside story. Gao Yanei and Ouyang Ke were simply printed from the same mold. They were both rich second generations.
There is an awesome and coquettish old man, who is lustful but also has a touch of professionalism, and he is also gifted. Although Grandpa Jin did not say it clearly in the article, Ouyang Ke is followed by twenty or thirty girls from the Western Regions. If not for his talent,
He is so gifted that he has become prematurely old soon and has become impotent to the point of death.
Gao Yanei acted in his true character. So when he behaved in such a frivolous manner, no one thought it was inappropriate. Instead, they felt that the performance was too on point and too essential. However, when Gao Yanei woke up with a start, the audience thought
He realized that Huang Rong was about to use a hidden weapon, so he was shocked. Coupled with his excellent reaction ability, everything became so consistent with the plot and so realistic that it was incredible.
The most coincidental thing is that the anger on the faces of Liu Piaopiao and Chai Cong is real anger, caused by Gao Yanei, but in the eyes of the audience, it is exactly the same as in the plot, without any difference.
Yes, in the story Huang Rong was so angry that she cried, and Huang Yaoshi also scolded his daughter when he saw her using a hidden weapon.
This is really heartfelt acting, even Tony Leung is nothing like this!
You know, all of this is because of Gao Yanei!
These idiots are really weird! Li Qi looked at the moon with tears in his eyes and thought to himself, if this goes on, sooner or later I will have a heart attack.
He was not the only one to suffer from a heart attack. What was going on above was a flourishing scene, but Brother Qiu below was frightened and said, "Li Qi, just now---it was so dangerous just now! What if Chai Xiaoguan is slow in manpower?"
A little bit, Kanger he---."
Brother Qiu! You are also a big star. Although you are not in the entertainment industry, you are still the emperor of the Song Dynasty and Cuju world. How come you don’t even have any artistic talent?
Just as Li Qi was about to explain, Song Huizong interrupted: "Let me see if there is any trick to this."
What an artist! Li Qidao: "What the emperor said is absolutely true, Taiwei. In fact, this is just a small deception. The lady didn't throw the needle out at all. The golden needle was always in Mr. Chai's hand."
Gao Qiu suddenly realized that caring would lead to chaos. He nodded and remained silent in embarrassment.
At this time, the sound of the piano suddenly appeared on the stage. The eight women in white on the stage were divided into two groups. The four at the back held four kinds of musical instruments in their hands and started playing. The four at the front were twisting their buttocks.
She has big breasts and a seductive posture. She touches her buttocks with her hands, and then undresses and takes off her belt.
The perverts' eyes were shining when they saw it, and their hearts were itching unbearably. Especially Cai You, who wanted to fly home immediately to spend the night with the four beauties from the Western Region.
Cool! This benefit is so cool!
Today, this kind of dance is not considered elegant, but because it is described in the story, no one feels that there is any delay, but enjoys it, because hypocrites like them can now be upright.
Look.
Seeing that "Dongxie" smiled softly again, he took out a jade flute from his waist, put it to his lips, and blew a few times.
As soon as the flute sounded, the sound of the ensemble immediately matched his flute sound, and it sounded as if they were being sucked in by the flute sound. The four dancers trembled a few times, their dance steps were chaotic, and there was also a wave of waves, causing
The audience was drooling.
Anyone who has read the story knows that "gaochao" is coming, and that is the sound of the flute that the Western Poison will use to fight against the Eastern Evil.
Sure enough, I saw "Xi Du" on the stage taking a strange-shaped zheng, making a semicircle with his right foot, then moving the zheng horizontally, sitting down with his buttocks, and leaning back. He was actually sitting in the air, with the zheng hanging in the air.
On both legs.
Even though there was nothing underneath his buttocks, he was sitting still and stable.
This is incredible.
Everyone in the audience stood up.
PS: I'm sorry to keep you all waiting for so long. I originally thought I could get up, but I didn't know I slept until noon...