Chapter 973: Three Two Goods and One Play Monthly Pass)
This can't be an illusion!
The audience in the audience rubbed their eyes vigorously in unison, their eyes bulged, staring straight at Xidu on the stage, but no matter how you rubbed it, or how bright your eyes were, Xidu's buttocks were empty.
also.
This---how is this possible?
Could it be that this Xidu really knows kung fu?
Is it true that the Nine Yin Scriptures are true in today’s world?
For a time, many speculations emerged.
Song Huizong stood up, looked at the stage blankly, and said in disbelief: "I am not wrong, am I right? How can he sit in the air? What is going on?"
As soon as he spoke, the others woke up and looked at Li Qi in unison.
Hee hee! You're awesome. If I didn't show you anything, you would really think those people above are just wine sacks and rice sacks! Li Qi was very satisfied with his masterpiece and said shyly: "This---can I not tell you?"
Song Huizong frowned and said, "Don't try to hide yourself here, tell me quickly."
There was no other way. The emperor had spoken. Li Qi knew that he could no longer hide it, so he reluctantly revealed the key. In fact, he also learned this trick from the Spring Festival Gala in 2011. The key trick lies in the pair of clothes worn by Xidu.
On the special shoes, he originally wanted to get Michael Jackson's 45-degree tilt, but he couldn't find a suitable entry point. Unfortunately, no one in the world of the Condor knows how to use it.
Up.
But if this kind of thing is just said, Song Huizong and others still can't understand it. They are all like two-foot-long monks, scratching their heads.
Li Qi looked at it and said: "Your Majesty, this thing is said to be inexplicable. The performance will be over later. I will reveal the answer to the mystery myself. Let's just watch it now."
That was the only way. Song Huizong and others suppressed their curiosity and focused their attention on the stage.
Just listen to the sound of the zheng and the flute on the stage reflecting each other. Although it does not have the magical power in the book to touch people's minds, this piece of music is specially designed for this play. The sound of the zheng is passionate and loud. It makes people's blood boil.
, but the sound of the flute is lively and ethereal, rising and falling, like weeping and complaining, empty and illusory, implicit and deep.
The audience thought of the content in the story and immediately became immersed in it. They couldn't extricate themselves.
This is not possible, they have stolen all the limelight. Gao Yanei stood aside stupidly, feeling bad that nothing would happen without him. He turned his eyes, suddenly covered his ears with his hands, and pretended to be extremely
He looked in pain. His steps were sloppy and topsy-turvy, as if he was performing drunken tricks, and he kept saying "shenyin" in his mouth.
Oops! These idiots tampered with the plot again! Li Qi really cried this time.
What does this guy want to do? Chai Cong played the jade flute and looked at Gao Yanei with tears in his eyes.
Sure enough, Gao Yanei's actions immediately attracted the audience's attention to him. But having said that, this guy's acting skills are really impressive. The audience all thought, oh, this really hurts!
But at the same time, Gao Yanei's "shenyin" also disrupted the rhythm of "Dong Xi" and "Xi Du". The two could only use their best strength, and the sound of the flute and zheng suddenly increased, hoping to cover up the sound.
"shenyin" who lives in Gaoyanei.
In this way, it appears more realistic.
Li Qi was already used to Gao Yanei's counterattacks. He really had no other choice but to sit in the audience and scratch his head.
"Ha ha---!"
Just as the audience was immersed in the sound of the zither and the flute, a burst of laughter sounded like thunder on the ground.
Many people reacted very quickly and shouted at the same time: "Hong Qigong!"
However, only his voice was heard but his person was not seen. Hong Qigong, whom everyone was expecting, did not appear, but his laughter was extremely loud.
His smile actually covered up Gao Yanei's "shenyin", which made Gao Yanei very depressed!
"belch---!"
Just when everything seemed to be back on track, the laughter stopped suddenly, and a wine belch suddenly sounded.
This sudden wine burp made me listen to the sound of the zither and the flute. What a joke! The "Western Poison" man almost laughed out loud. Chai Cong was even more depressed and just wanted to
The fight between the flute and the zheng, banging his head on the ground, is the most pretentious plot in his play. However, Gao Yanei stole the scene before, and Hong Tianjiu's "magic touch" later made it impossible for him to be pretentious now.
It turned into a joke.
Ouch! This is really deadly! Li Qi really wanted to rush up with a butcher knife and kill this strange pair of Hong Tianjiu and Gao Yanei.
The audience on the stage was at a loss.
Song Huizong looked at Li Qi suspiciously, as if asking, could this be arranged by you too?
God can't arrange such an awesome burp! Li Qi said with an embarrassed look on his face: "When a horse stumbles, does a man stumble?"
Chen Anan, who was hiding in the grass, saw that something was wrong, and hurriedly shouted: "Master!" Then his face tightened, and he tried to escape.
Chai Cong's reaction was not too slow, and he shouted in a deep voice: "Good boy, don't come out yet."
"Lord Huang!"
Chen Anan then walked out.
In this way, the audience was finally drawn back into the plot.
This is really killing me! Li Qi wiped a cold sweat, and he finally understood why most of those directors were bald. This is really not something ordinary people can handle.
"Brother Jing---!"
But seeing "Huang Rong" quickly fall into the arms of "Guo Jing", the familiar three words made the audience temporarily forget about the sound of wine belching.
Although this scene has been practiced many times, Chen Anan is still a little virgin, and his face turns red every time, but it is exactly like Guo Jing's true character, silly and clumsy.
However, every time Gao Yanei saw this scene, he became very angry. At first, Li Qi deceived him and said that only Ouyang Ke would have an intimate scene with Huang Rong, which led him to choose Ouyang Ke. But when it was time to practice, he discovered that
All the benefits were taken by Anan. He didn't get any benefits at all. If he hadn't shamelessly wiped a handful of oil, he probably wouldn't even be able to touch it. He shouted loudly and said: "You brat, you're here too!"
He rushed forward and punched him.
Chen Anan hugged the beautiful woman and turned sideways to avoid it, but you must know that Gao Yanei's punch was filled with real anger, and the wind was blowing. Chen Anan was secretly frightened, and whispered: "Yanei, you are serious!"
Gao Yanei's sperm came to his head and he just said: "Stop chatting, let's take action quickly."
Just hit him, I'm afraid you won't succeed. Chen Anan is a boy who is not afraid of the sky or the earth, but he is not afraid of Gao Yanei at all. He shouted loudly and sent out his left palm. He drew a circle with his right hand and struck out with another palm.
Originally, in the story, Guo Jing defeated Ouyang Ke with one move, but in order to make the fight scene more enjoyable, Li Qi asked Ma Qiao to think of some more tricks. After all, this is a martial arts drama, not a romance drama.
How exciting would it be if you didn’t fight?
The two of them knew this routine by heart, and neither of them was "innovative". They just followed the routine. However, the two of them did not fight in vain. They both exerted their strength and faced each other head-on. Arms hit arms, and shins hit shins.
Chen Anan can be regarded as half of Ma Qiao's apprentice. With a cold-blooded animal like Ma Qiao as his master, his ability to resist beatings is naturally super strong. In addition, he has grown up in hardship. Moreover, he often fights with others.
.He also developed a body of copper skin and iron bones.
Although Gao Yanei was experienced in many battles, he was usually a pampered person with delicate skin and tender flesh. If there was a real fight, that would have to be discussed separately, but this was just acting. After a few moves, he only felt pain in his hands and feet, and he cursed secretly.
, This kid hasn’t eaten meat for a long time. Why is he so hungry that his whole body is covered with bones? This is not a good deal. He said hurriedly: "You kid, be gentler, gentler, gentler, oh, it really hurts me to death."
Chen Anan and Gao Yanei were usually close brothers. Seeing him begging for mercy, they immediately became much softer. The two of them finally got back on track. They were fighting each other very fast, and every move was precise and very beautiful!
This was the first time that this kind of move in a martial arts movie was shown, and it immediately won unanimous applause from the audience. Even the civil servants could not take their eyes off it. They did not know the trick. Seeing the two on the stage fighting faster and faster, every time
Zhaodu seemed to be surrounded by danger, and he couldn't help but clenched his fists, and his palms were already soaked. It was so cute.
"Hmph! Haha!"
The two generals, Heng Ha, were fighting vigorously, just like the martial arts movies of the 1970s and 1980s. After a few moves, in the midst of the electric light and fire, there were two "bangs", but the "Ouyang Ke" on the stage
"He was hit in the chest with a loud bang, and he staggered back a few steps.
Brother Qiu was no longer calm anymore and stood up suddenly, his face full of worry.
Li Qi hurriedly said: "Captain, this is a dubbing. It's not a real dubbing. Please don't worry."
"Dubbing?"
"Yes, yes, that's---."
When Li Qi said this, he suddenly clapped his hands and said with a smile: "That's what it means."
Gao Qiu understood the idea and said: "So that's it." He sat down awkwardly.
Song Huizong was also surprised when he saw it, and said: "Then the two of them were really fighting, or were they pretending to fight?"
Damn it! You don’t even look at who is standing on the stage. How dare I fight for real? Li Qidao: "Of course it’s a fake fight. This has been planned a long time ago. Every punch will be hit where and where will the next kick be?"
Both of them know exactly where to kick, so even though it looks real, it's actually fake."
"I see!"
Song Huizong laughed and said: "Such a trick is really fake and real. It's beautiful. It's really beautiful."
"Old Hong, beggar, congratulations on your good disciple."
As Xidu shouted on the stage, an old man slowly walked onto the stage, and the audience burst into laughter, but then there was a burst of applause.
I saw this old man with a bright smile, white beard and hair, and a red face. I don't know if he was blushing from the wine burp just now, or if he was still drunk. He was wearing a patched light blue shirt, with a head on his head.
The small round hat also carried a big red gourd on its back, which was much bigger than what was described in the novel. In fact, Li Qi originally wanted to get a smaller one, but Hong Tianjiu had a fierce nature and chose to get a big gourd instead.
Li Qi almost fired him at that time, but Ma Qiao said that bigger ones were better and that gourds could also be used as weapons. After hearing what he said, Li Qi thought it would be pretty awesome, so he went with them.
Went.
Hearing the audience's applause, Hong Tianjiu felt so happy that he unexpectedly raised his hand and waved to the audience. However, as soon as he waved his hand, he immediately reacted and quickly retracted it.
There was a burst of laughter from below.
Well, these three idiots finally met, and the drama was completely over. Li Qi rubbed his face, wanting to die.
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