Just when Li Qi thought that this was going to be full of loopholes, he didn't expect that it would turn out to be a twist. As soon as "Hong Qigong" appeared on the scene, the scene was calm. The boys on the stage seemed to have finally gotten into the act.
After the conversation, I didn't say a single line wrong.
Although these three young men are usually jerks, their efforts these days cannot be erased. Director Li Qi actually does very little. He only opens his mouth to give orders, but in the end, he goes to check the scenery, props, etc.
etc. They all figured out how to do it by themselves, and practiced until late every day. They didn't feel tired at all, but instead enjoyed it. They remembered all the lines and moves very clearly. As long as Gao Yanei didn't let his personal feelings enter into it, then
Everything is easy to say.
Especially Huang Rong played by Liu Piaopiao, she is so vivid, angry, angry, coquettish, charming, laughing and crying. She plays the role of Huang Rong to the fullest. Not only that, she also brings Gao Yanei with her.
Entering the play, there are really not many people in the world who can do this. After all, it is common for Gao Yanei to have a short circuit in his brain. It is no exaggeration to say that because of her outstanding performance in this play, the level of the play immediately improved a lot.
, won unanimous applause from the audience, and everything was proceeding in an orderly manner.
Li Qi finally let out a long sigh of relief.
After this series of complicated dialogues, the next step is the PK between Hong Qigong and Xidu.
In this case, this is a confrontation of the highest strength, and it must be exciting, otherwise, it will be a failure. Therefore, Ma Qiao also designed many moves for this, so to speak. In this martial arts scene, you can see that Ma Qiao
The quality of this martial arts instructor comes from.
Fortunately, Maqiao was not blown away. The battle between Hong Qigong and Xidu was very brilliant, especially the big gourd, which either swept thousands of troops or overwhelmed Mount Tai.
You have to keep your eyes peeled.
The audience clapped their hands red.
So exciting!
So wonderful!
Of course, the "Western Poison" did not give in too much. He was on the stage with the three young masters, so he had to be very alert, because Gao Yanei and the others could make mistakes, and no one dared to blame them anyway, but he could
No, otherwise, God knows whether Gao Yanei will take bloody revenge on him. Therefore, he is the one who put the most effort into it, and he also put a lot of effort into figuring out the role of Xidu.
Magical skill, learn how a toad crows.
When he and Hong Qigong faced each other for the last time, a toad's cry came out of his mouth, which won warm cheers from the audience. After all, the game of toad skill and the Eighteen Palms of Subduing the Dragon has been described many times in the article.
Moreover, since the article does not fully describe the Eighteen Dragon Subduing Palms, here Ma Qiao explains each of the Eighteen Dragon Subduing Palms, one move at a time. They look so fierce and powerful that everyone is mesmerized by them.
ah!
"Brother Feng, show mercy!"
"Ouch. Be careful!"
Song Huizong suddenly stood up excitedly and shouted.
He is not an ordinary person. As soon as he made a sound, everyone in the room was frightened. The guards standing against the wall in the shed immediately drew out their swords. Li Qi was also startled. After taking a closer look, he couldn't help but grow
After a while, it turned out that the reason why Song Huizong was so excited was because Guo Jing on the stage slapped Xidu in order to save Huang Rong.
Since these actions were planned long ago, the actions of both parties were very sudden without any warning. The audience was already caught up in it. In their opinion, Xidu's palm came extremely suddenly, and Chen Anan
The acting was also very realistic, and he even took several steps back, which led to Song Huizong making such exclamations.
"What a risk, what a risk!"
Song Huizong shouted several times and said: "Fortunately, Rong'er was not hurt."
"Rong'er?"
Li Qi opened his eyes, "Damn! You are not worried about Guo Jing, but Huang Rong. He is worthy of being the emperor of the brothel, both in and out of the play. I am really convinced."
Song Huizong had also woken up at this time. When he saw Cai Jing, Li Qi and others looking at him strangely, he couldn't help but blush, cough lightly to cover up his embarrassment, and nodded again: "This competition is really great."
It’s wonderful! Not bad! Not bad!”
If it had been anyone else, they would have laughed a long time ago, but the problem is that this is the emperor. Who dares to laugh is asking for death. Not only did they not dare to laugh, but they all nodded hurriedly and said: "Yes, yes, Mrs.
It’s wonderful!” But their expressions were all weird, and it was obvious that they were enduring it very hard!
In fact, not only Song Huizong, but also many viewers stood up. After all, they had never seen this kind of stage play before, and their emotions kept following the plot. Li Qi was the only one left in the audience, and he did not dare to continue watching.
It's too life-threatening.
Next, the plot finally got to the point, which was Dongxie's test of Guo Jing and Ouyang Ke. This round of competition was Guo Jing vs. Xidu, and Ouyang Ke vs. Hong Qigong.
The four people were divided into two pairs and had a heated fight on the stage, while Chai Cong stood aside and watched. This was so in line with his character that he felt that Dong Xie was him and he was Dong Xie.
Chen Anan's fight was quite satisfactory, without any deviation. But something was wrong with Gao Yanei's side, because the plot made Ouyang Ke focus on dodging, and there was no room for recovery. But a man like Gao Yanei who pulls the strings, there is
In a fight, the person usually takes the lead and rushes to the front. Of course, when he fails, he will always be the first to escape.
During normal practice, he didn't pay much attention, but now that there were so many spectators in the audience, he heard the audience cheering for Chen Anan over there, and the little Jiujiu in his heart came out again, thinking, if I lose too much,
If it's ugly, wouldn't it make everyone laugh? No, I have to be like Anan and have a few fights with Xiaojiu. Even if I lose, I have to lose in a good-looking way.
Thinking about everything, he suddenly stopped and was about to make a move, but as soon as he turned around, he saw such a big gourd coming towards him, and his heart almost jumped out. Hey, I picked the wrong time. But
At this time, it was too late to avoid it. The big red gourd hit him squarely on the chest.
Bang!
"Ouch!"
Gao Yanei immediately flew out and fell heavily to the ground.
Hong Tianjiu was stunned immediately. He looked at Gao Yanei blankly and thought to himself: What is going on? Why did his brother stop just now?
Ma Qiao, who was standing in the corner, saw this scene, his eyes were full of confusion, and he said to himself: "What's going on in the yamen? My moves are clearly designed for him to avoid to the left, how could he hit the gourd with himself?"
Wow! This idiot is crazy. Is he trying to win the sympathy of the audience with a trick? This is too high! Li Qi suddenly stood up and looked at the stage worriedly!
"Good! Well done!" Song Huizong suddenly applauded.
"Nani?"
Li Qi looked at him in surprise. He couldn't understand what was happening inside and outside the play.
Li Bangyan said excitedly: "Kang'er's acting is so realistic. It hurts when such a big gourd hits him!"
This is not realistic, this is absolutely true!
Cai Jing stroked his beard, smiled slightly and said, "Lieutenant, I didn't expect Kang'er to have such a talent!"
Gao Qiu smiled and said: "Master Taishi has given me a reward. What kind of talent is this? Do all children like to play?"
Li Qi seemed to be unable to believe his ears and looked at Gao Qiu in horror.
Gao Qiu also noticed the look in Li Qi's eyes and said with a slight embarrassment: "Li Qi, what are you looking at me for? Now I know it was a fake fight and I won't be as surprised as I was just now."
Fake fight? Can fake fight fly so far? Okay. If you say fake fight, just fake fight. I didn't say anything, but Li Qi, an outsider, didn't bother to talk nonsense. He nodded and said: "To be honest, in fact, I have watched them many times when they were practicing. But every time I see them, I am still moved and shocked."
Song Huizong chuckled and said: "Who can say otherwise? Kang'er is really outstanding. He must have practiced this move countless times to be so touching."
What countless times, just once, if you go up and get a gourd, I guess you are more realistic than him. Li Qi suppressed his smile, his face turned red.
The rest of the people on the stage were shocked when they saw Gao Yanei carrying the gourd. Chai Cong was about to step forward to see Gao Yanei's injuries. He and Gao Yanei were really like brothers, but they heard the audience shouting. There were bursts of cheers, and I couldn't help but be stunned. Then I had an idea. I first used my eyes to stop Hong Tianjiu, who was also about to step forward, and then said loudly: "In this first competition, Nephew Guo won."
While he was speaking, he had already come to Gao Yanei's side. With a glance from the corner of his eye, he saw Gao Yanei's eyes were slightly closed, half dead and half alive. He was complaining in his heart. Gao Yanei was knocked unconscious by the gourd.
The protagonist is already dizzy, how can he continue playing?
All the actors were stunned, not knowing what to do.
Chai Cong frowned and said to Hong Tianjiu: "Seventh brother, your attack was too harsh. You actually knocked out nephew Ouyang Xian."
Hong Tianjiu was also extremely worried. He stroked his beard to cover up his gaffe and said, "Sorry, sorry, I drank a little too much just now."
As soon as these words came out, the whole audience burst into laughter, and many people applauded. After all, a man with Ouyang Ke's style was so hateful, and the beating was so enjoyable.
This is a martial arts movie or a comedy! But Li Qi couldn't laugh out loud because he knew that what Chai Cong said was not a lie and that Gao Yanei really fainted. Otherwise, with Gao Yanei's character, he would He had to jump up and fight for Xiao Jiu. However, he couldn't help now and could only rely on Chai Cong and the others.
Chai Cong's pretentious heart came out again on his left chest. He pretended to be knowledgeable and checked Gao Yanei's pulse, and said to "Xi Du": "Brother Feng, don't worry, my nephew is fine. I have a Jiuhua Jade Dew Pill here. Once he takes it, he should wake up soon." He actually took out a bottle from his arms.
When Hong Tianjiu looked at the bottle, he couldn't help but look shocked and whispered: "Chai Cong, isn't this my brother's Bald Chicken Powder?"
"I have my own sense of discretion." Chai Cong replied in a low voice, poured out a pill, supported Gao Yanei with one hand, pressed Gao Yanei's cheeks with both hands, and opened his palms slightly, and saw the pill secretly slipping out.
The palm of his hand fell, and the hand he placed on Gao Yanei's back suddenly pinched a piece of meat on Gao Yanei's back and violently twisted it 360 degrees. From the expression on his gritted teeth, it was not difficult to tell that he was using
Gained the strength to feed.
This heart-wrenching pain made Gao Yanei, who was in a coma, suddenly open his eyes, his face turned blue, and he was about to scream. Chai Cong was prepared and covered his mouth with one hand, but in the eyes of the audience, it seemed that he would
Put the Yulu Pill into Gao Ya Nei's mouth.
"Yanei, this drama is not over yet. If you don't want to be embarrassed, you must grit your teeth and hold on!" Chai Cong said quickly in Gao Yanei's ear. He was also extremely nervous.
Gao Yanei had the worst luck of his life today. He vomited all kinds of meat and vegetables, and then he was knocked unconscious. Who would have thought that God would not let him go, and he would wake up from the pain.
Afterwards, he felt a twinge of pain that penetrated into his bone marrow. He felt like he was in a state of ecstasy and had "gaochao" repeated over and over again.
This is the consequence of showing off!
But there is no doubt that Gao Yanei is definitely a very passionate person. The first thing he does when he wakes up is to take revenge. He stares at Hong Tianjiu with bulging eyes. If his mouth had not been covered by someone, he would have cursed loudly.
The middle is filled with rage.
Chai Cong knew Gao Yanei very well, and when he saw him like this, he couldn't help being surprised, and then persuaded him: "Yanei, it's time for you to shine later. The percussion instrument you have studied so hard for a long time is finally going to be displayed in front of the audience.
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Gao Yanei's eyes flashed wildly when he heard that, yes, it's my turn to win next, this is my most exciting part. There can't be any mistakes, huh? Didn't the audience notice that I fainted? It seems so
No, then I have to hold on even more, but I can’t let people know that I fainted. If people knew that I, a high-ranking official, was knocked unconscious by a gourd, that would be so embarrassing!
For a moment, many thoughts came to Gao Yanei's mind, but his expression softened a lot, and he winked at Chai Cong to indicate that he understood.
Chai Cong couldn't help but let out a sigh of relief when he saw this idiot finally giving up. He let go of his hand and helped Gao Yanei up.
But as soon as he got up, he felt a huge pain in his chest. Fortunately, Gao Yanei had been through a lot of battles and had experienced both big and small pains many times.
The "Western Poison" also hurriedly stepped forward and asked, "Ke'er, are you okay?"
He was also asking questions for others, after all, Hong Tianjiu and the others couldn't speak out.
Come and try and see if anything goes wrong. Gao Yanei's face was distorted, but he still forced himself to say: "Uncle--please don't worry, the baby is fine, everything is fine."
Chai Cong saw that almost every word he said came out from between his teeth, and he almost laughed out loud.
"Good! What a great performance!"
At this time, a cheer suddenly sounded from the audience.
This person was none other than Li Qi, and he was so excited that he applauded vigorously. Chai Cong's remedy just now was perfect, with no flaws to speak of, but Li Qi knew the plot, so he just vaguely
Guessing that Gao Yanei might faint, he felt extremely nervous. After seeing Gao Yanei wake up, he was even more frightened, fearing that Gao Yanei would do something extraordinary. Now that he saw that Gao Yanei understood the righteousness so clearly,
How can you tell him not to be excited?
This applause is undoubtedly given to Gao Yanei, to encourage him not to make any mistakes.
When he shouted, many people in the audience began to applaud. Of course they applauded because of the superb acting skills of Gao Yanei and others. Little did they know that this was a drama like life!
The unanimous applause of the audience on the stage made Gao Yanei, a simple guy, seem to be full of strength. He bowed his hands to "Dongxie" gracefully and thanked him. It seems that if you give three points of color, you can open a dyeing workshop. This is not a bad thing.
The shortcomings of.
After this time, Gao Yanei stopped messing around, and he couldn't mess around anymore. After all, he was injured. How dare he jump? If Hong Tianjiu did this again, he would really meet the King of Hell.
, being very cautious in every move.
Coincidentally, Ouyang Ke was also injured in the plot, and the injured parts were surprisingly consistent. This made the audience feel that Gao Yanei's performance was really amazing, and he played a person with internal injuries so vividly that it made people watch.
I felt heartbroken and couldn't help but applaud him.
This is really a blessing in disguise.
The next scene can be said to be the scene where Chai Cong and Gao Yanei put the most effort into it, and that is the musical instrument competition. Dongxie played the music, Guo Jing, and Ouyang Ke played the rhythm. Li Qi also took a very awesome song for this
The name, "Western Percussion Instrument," was intended to arouse Gao Yanei's interest.
The so-called percussion instrument is actually a stick hitting a pottery bowl. In fact, it was Chai Cong who really stole the show, otherwise he wouldn't have been so nervous! But Gao Yanei was simple-minded, and he was quickly deceived by the two of them.
, I thought that this kind of Western percussion instrument must be very powerful, so I worked hard to study it.
To this end, they also invited some of the best musicians in the capital to compose music for them. Whether it sounds good or not is secondary. The key is to attract attention. This is the most important thing.
Because they all sweated so much, this part of the performance was smooth and hearty.
The audience also enjoyed it very much and cheered loudly. When the performance was over, the applause continued.
Gao Yanei heard the applause and found it extremely helpful. He became more and more absorbed in the performance until it was over. He never made any mistakes again.
After Huang Yaoshi called Guo Jing "Xian son-in-law", Gao Yanei and other actors came to the stage, stood in a row, cupped their hands and said in unison: "Happy New Year to everyone!"
The big curtain slowly fell.
It's finally over. After the performance of this play, it really killed me! Li Qi's tense nerves finally relaxed, and his whole body was like a deflated ball, and he collapsed on the chair. He secretly made up his mind,
Never do this kind of thing again, it is simply asking for death.
Happy New Year? Which show is this being played in? The audience in the audience looked at it blankly, staring blankly at the stage. The whole place was silent.
Song Huizong pointed to the stage, frowned and said: "What---what's going on?"
Damn it! The curtain has slowly fallen. You still can’t understand! Li Qi replied: "The reply to the emperor is over."
"Is it over?" Song Huizong asked in surprise.
Cai Jing also said: "Yes, Li Qi, why did you do so little? I haven't even had enough of it yet!"
Many audience members also started to get angry. They shouted loudly and asked Gao Yanei and the others to continue acting. Gao Yanei wanted to act. But he, who did not read but only listened, could not remember what happened next, so he could only reluctantly give up.
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Are you still acting? Do you think I'm going to have a heart attack? Li Qi smiled and said, "Your Majesty, Grand Master, it's already midnight."
Song Huizong then looked at the sky and saw that it was really getting late. He sighed and said, "It's getting late, but I haven't had enough of it yet!"
Not only him, but also Gao Qiu, Cai You and others felt very sorry.
At this time, the curtain had completely fallen, but the audience refused to leave. They sat there, motionless, as if waiting for an explanation. I have bought all the snacks. You just let me watch this. This is too bullying.
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There was no other way. Li Qi, as the great director of this banquet, had no choice but to get up and talk to each other and finally invite these guests away.
Although this banquet had many twists and turns, it was still a perfect ending.
I believe that until many years later, this unique banquet will be a topic that people talk about.
Song Huizong originally wanted to go backstage to find out how he sat suspended in the air, but now it was too late and he had to return to the palace. There was no other way, so Li Qi had to order someone to quickly give Song Huizong the pair of shoes with brackets.
Send it over and let him take it back and study it slowly.
At this time, Song Huizong left with satisfaction.
After sending away these predators, Li Qi was ready to rush backstage immediately, scolding him. He was still worried about the injuries of the bad guy. But when he came out of the shed, he saw that the upstairs outside the shed was full of people.
, obviously, they had been standing there watching, smiling and shaking their heads.
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"Xiaojiu, you are born from a bird's egg. It's too cruel to strike so harshly. I will definitely take revenge one day. Ouch, it hurts me to death. Xiaoqian, please rub it gently."
"Brother, what does this have to do with me? You were the one who bumped into me, okay?"
"You have beaten me like this and you still want to fight with me."
"Okay, okay, I won't say anything."
"Well - well, sister Piao Piao, you see I suffered such a serious injury because of you. Can you help me rub it? Xiaoqian is too harsh and the more he rubs it, the more it hurts."
It suddenly became silent inside. You didn't even need to look to know what was going on inside. It was just that Gao Yanei, the leader of the obscene religion, was despised by the rest of the people.
Fuck! This bastard will definitely die on a woman’s belly in the future. He’s so virtuous and doesn’t forget to pick up girls. However, if it were me, I would do the same thing. Who the hell likes a man rubbing his body?
Back and forth. Li Qi, who was standing outside the door, was still very angry when he heard that the idiot was still angry. The anger in his heart surged and rushed to his head. How could he let the idiot succeed without even being worried at all and just push him away?
After walking in, he imitated Brother Qiu's voice and said, "Kang'er, you don't have to mess around!"
"No, my dad is here!"
As soon as he finished speaking, a frightened cry immediately rang out.
I saw Gao Yanei transform from a semi-paralyzed person to an agile martial arts master in an instant. He jumped up from the chair and jumped up and down. He was so happy.
Li Qi's lips twitched at the sight, and he almost stopped laughing.
"Li---Li Qi!"
Gao Yanei hid behind the chair and poked half of his head out. When he saw it was Li Qi, he couldn't help but look stunned.
Li Qi rolled his eyes at him, shook his head depressedly, raised his head and said, "Come out, your father didn't come."
"Li Qi, you are so shameless, you are teasing me, oh, my breasts!" Gao Yanei was sure that Brother Qiu was not here, so he immediately cursed, causing severe pain in his chest, "Xiao Qian, hold on quickly.
This Yanei, it hurts, it hurts me to death."
Lu Qian hurriedly helped Gao Yanei sit down.
My breasts? This person is really a lascivious person. Why can’t he hurt you to death? Li Qi said angrily: “Teasing you? You were teasing me. I was teased to death by you just now. You want to show off, so
Look what the occasion is."
Gao Yanei said confidently: "Li Qi, what do you mean by this? I am the victim. Look, my breasts were beaten like this by that bastard Xiaojiu."
As he said this, he opened his clothes and saw a big bruise on his chest.
Li Qi shook his head and said, "What a pity!"
Gao Yanei asked in astonishment: "What's a pity?"
Li Qi's expression changed and he said coldly: "It's a pity that I didn't cripple you! It's a shame that you have the nerve to say that you brought this on yourself. This play must have been rehearsed a lot, but you can
Don’t say you didn’t do it on purpose. You grabbed Miss Liu’s hand, pretended to be weak, and wanted to show off. What on earth did you want?”
When he said this, he suddenly found that this stupid boy Hong Tianjiu was hiding aside and snickering. He was so angry that he changed his target and said: "Xiaojiu, don't laugh, I told you not to drink so much.
You refused to listen and said it was okay, but before you even got on the field, you made such a big joke and waved, what kind of tricks were you waving at, you thought you were Feng Gong!"
"Brother, who is Feng Gong?"
"It's your uncle!"
"...!"
Chai Cong couldn't help it anymore and said: "Well said, Yanei, did you know that I scared you half to death on the stage just now? If you act recklessly, at least you have to say something first so that we can be prepared.
Aren't you just joking?"
Gao Yanei glanced sideways at the two of them and curled his lips and said: "A dog from the same hill!"
"You're a bird of a feather!" Chai Cong was used to correcting him, but as soon as the words came out, he felt something was wrong and said, "You're a bird of a feather."
Gao Yanei defended: "Isn't this just to make the play more exciting? Didn't you see that every time I performed wonderfully, my uncles and uncles all applauded vigorously? This proves that all my ideas are successful.
You said that on purpose because you were jealous that I stole your limelight."
"Am I jealous of you? Do you want face?" Chai Cong said frantically.
"It's you who are shameless! Xiaojiu, don't you think so?" Gao Yanei is not stupid, and he also knows how to form cliques.
Hong Tianjiu smiled and did not dare to say anything. He knew the situation much better than Gao Yanei and knew that the two of them had already aroused public outrage. If they continued talking, it would only be more tragic.
It's over, it's over, if I stay any longer, I will go crazy. Li Qi raised his hand and said: "Okay, okay. Let's not say it anymore. Anyway, our cooperation ends here. Next time---no, there will be no next time."
That’s it. I’ll take my leave! Gentlemen, stay here, there’s no need to send me off!”
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