Chapter 1095 Entering the city and accepting surrender
"ah……"
Chen Guangda suddenly exclaimed and sat up like a frightened little hen. When he saw that Cong Xiaowei was sitting next to him, he actually tore off Cong Xiaowei's clothes and reached out to her chest.
He grabbed him, but Cong Xiaowei slapped him in the face and cursed angrily: "You're crazy, you're crazy!"
"I...I just had a dream..."
Chen Guang looked at Cong Xiaowei panting, with cold sweat all over his head and body. When he looked back and forth, he was shocked to realize that he was sitting in the car. Li Damei behind him immediately asked worriedly: "Are you...
I dreamed about the Black Cloud Demon Cave again, are you okay?"
"Even if you dream about Black Cloud Demon Cave, don't grab my breasts..."
Cong Xiaowei covered her chest in surprise, but Chen Guangda wiped the cold sweat from his forehead, looked at her with a pale face and said: "I...I dreamed of making out with you on the grassland, you took the initiative.
, you even asked me to take off your pants, but you suddenly revealed something thicker than me, and then...then you turned into a flying boy!"
"Wow hahaha..."
Li Tingyu, who was driving, laughed crazily, causing the car to sway left and right, but Cong Xiaowei kicked Chen Guangda in shame and anger, and cursed angrily: "That's why I arrested you as soon as you came."
My breasts, you want to see if I am Zhu Fei's transformation, right? Are you out of your mind?"
"I think he wants to possess you so much. What he doesn't get is always the best..."
Yan Qing, who was in the passenger seat, blew out a puff of white smoke with disdain. Chen Guangda had no choice but to smile stiffly, but Yan Qing continued: "I'll tell you some good news. Just when you were sleeping, Zhou Shengwu informed you personally.
I said, the commander-in-chief of Xixia City committed suicide, and the entire Northwest Army surrendered unconditionally!"
"Ah? Suicide? It seems we haven't fired yet..."
Chen Guangda rubbed his sleepy eyes inexplicably, but Yan Qing shrugged his shoulders and said: "What can he do if he doesn't commit suicide? Zhou Shengwu shouts on the whole channel every day to ask them to surrender. If they don't surrender, they will use nuclear bombs to wipe out their nest."
, frightened the soldiers below so much that they were restless. They rebelled early this morning, but the man committed suicide before they even broke into the headquarters!"
"Great! Let's go to Xixia City immediately to accept the surrender..."
Chen Guangda immediately shouted energetically, but Li Tingyu pointed to the back and said disdainfully: "Your eldest man must be sleepy. Where do you think we are going? There are so many cars following us."
Well, our queen has already given the order to go to Xixia!"
"Hey? We just said where we were going, why did I forget..."
Chen Guangda scratched his head and thought hard, but several women just rolled their eyes, and then saw Li Tingyu suddenly change the direction and drove the car directly onto the tarmac of the camp, and three military helicopters were already inside.
I waited and started the propeller as soon as I saw them coming.
"Why are there so many helicopters..."
Chen Guangda opened the door and got out of the car inexplicably, and Wang Dafu and others also jumped out of the car behind, but Cong Xiaowei said lazily: "Please! This has just been a ceasefire for an hour, in case there are still thief intentions.
What should the immortals do if they want to attack a big tiger like you? Get a few more planes so they can't attack you!"
"Alas~ Being the boss is troublesome. You have to bring a bunch of guards with you when you go out to make a skewer..."
Chen Guangda walked to the helicopter dejectedly, but Yan Qing came up to hold him and said: "There will be more troubles later. You have to meet the surrendered generals one by one, appease the citizens, and give a speech on TV.
Well, you can’t even think about having a rest without a month!”
"Go away! Don't come to me for this kind of thing. Just speak on my behalf. You, the queen, can't just eat and not work..."
Chen Guangda shook his head like a rattle, but Yan Qing snorted coldly: "Come on! If I really go out to give a speech on your behalf, you will say that I am addicted to officialdom. I will do such a thankless job
If you don’t want to do it, you should leave it to your Queen Ke Shui Wa Ke, since she is already preparing to run for female president!”
"Yes! Why did I forget about Ke Shuiwa? Hurry up and ask her to come over and speak on my behalf..."
Chen Guangda immediately got into the transport helicopter with joy, while Wang Dafu sat down next to him and said with a lewd smile: "Brother! The world is peaceful now. No one dares to do anything against us anymore, right?
Let’s go to the city to party with him for ten and a half days, and then we can talk about business. I heard that there are many female stars hidden in Liu Hao’s house!”
"Really..."
Chen Guangda's eyes lit up immediately, but when he saw that Xia Fei and the other girls had looked over coldly, he had no choice but to cough lightly and said seriously: "I mean, Fatty Wang, you are already a high-ranking member of the Party after all. There are so many people in Korea."
Female celebrities are not enough for you to play with. Isn't it interesting to hang out among women all day long? Think about the responsibilities on your shoulders, and you too!"
"Cut~"
Before Chen Guangda finished speaking, everyone raised a big middle finger, because people all over the country knew what kind of urine he was, including three-year-old children who could recite his romantic stories by heart, but Xia Fei suddenly spoke
Said: "It seems that we still have some area that we have not recovered. What are you going to do with the evil man Mo?"
"Of course we have to defeat Shabak and capture Shadaji alive..."
Chen Guangda puffed up his chest without thinking, and then said arrogantly: "When we finish handling the matter in the northwest, if the little bitch doesn't take the initiative to surrender, I will personally take the brothers to defeat Shabak.
, and let them see how awesome our corpse collector’s cavalry is!”
"Do our corpse collectors have iron cavalry? It seems that not many of them can ride horses..."
Shi Qiang looked at him stupidly, and Chen Guangda wanted to kick him to death for causing trouble, but the helicopter started at this moment, and the three helicopters roared directly towards Xixia City. It would have taken half a day to get there by flying.
The place was transported by helicopter in just over an hour.
"Stop outside the city and don't go into the city..."
Chen Guangda and Wang Dafu suddenly shouted in unison. After saying that, the two looked at each other and laughed obscenely. Xia Fei crossed his arms and said disdainfully: "You want to pretend to be a big-headed soldier again, right? I sometimes
I really don’t understand why our country has been unified for people like you, God must be blind!”
"Then just go in. If you can, don't show off with us..."
Chen Guangda looked at her arrogantly, but Xia Dayan tore open his coat, revealing a tight-fitting fashion. Li Tingyu next to him said arrogantly: "We won't follow
You local leopards are going to show off, we are going to the biggest shopping mall in the city, shopg, and the biggest nightclub to have a good time! Hahaha..."
"Damn! When it comes to spending money, who can beat us body collectors..."
Wang Dafu also stood up suddenly, pulled out a mink fur coat from his bag, and put it on with great arrogance. Brother Gou and others even showed off their God of War suits. Unexpectedly, even
Lao Wu also quietly put on a leather windbreaker and put on a big gold chain quietly.
"Brothers! Let me have fun..."
Chen Guangda immediately screamed, and the others also laughed loudly. A strong irritation soon spread in the cabin, and they really needed to relax. The apocalypse has been going on for a long time.
It has been three and a half years, and it is only today that they finally feel that the burden has been lifted.
It didn't take long! Three helicopters landed in a field one after another. From a distance, you could see the huge colorful flags of Xixia City flying. In addition to the national flag on the city head, there was also a slightly shorter corpse collection pole next to it.
Flag, this is the first time this method has appeared on the land of China, but it is equivalent to officially announcing that their corpse collectors are already serious government troops.
"Wow~ This city is so big, at least the size of four Black Mountain cities..."
Li Tingyu walked on the road full of curiosity. Xixia City was built very grandly. The city wall alone was as high as ten floors, and the trucks of corpse collectors were still moving in continuously, one after another.
They are all Corpse Collector warriors.
When a group of old brothers from the Northeast Army saw Chen Guangda, they shouted: "Brother Guang! You are showing off again. Do you want brothers to support you? Our brothers from the Northeast will make sure to give you more face!"
"Get out! This is called a private visit incognito. Don't say I entered the city..."
Chen Guang laughed loudly and cursed, and the brothers in the trucks immediately laughed. Anyway, they all knew what Chen Guangda's urine was. After Chen Guangda looked around, he stopped two off-road vehicles and waved.
He shouted: "Lend us your car for a while and then show off... Oh no! I'll return it to you later!"
"Who are you? Can't you see this is a military vehicle..."
A female officer suddenly jumped down aggressively, still wearing a pure white navy uniform, but her words shocked Chen Guangda and others, while Wang Dafu ran up and said with a smile: "Ah ha~
There is actually a navy in this great northwest, but this little girl has a pretty decent figure, she can't be a major through the back door, right?"
"Who are you? If you dare to talk nonsense again, believe it or not, I will kill you..."
The female officer immediately roared angrily, her pretty face turned red with anger, but Wang Dafu said with a playful smile: "I don't believe it! Unless you take off your pants and let us see if your butt is white, then I will think about it.
Do I want to shoot you! Hehehehe..."
"Asshole! Put your hands up..."
The female officer suddenly pulled out her gun from her waist, and several sailors in the car immediately jumped out, also pointed their rifles at Chen Guangda and the others, and shouted sternly: "Everyone squat on the ground with their hands on their heads, who dares to mess around?"
If you move, shoot him!"
"Young man! You'd better look around when you point a gun at someone..."
Chen Guangda crossed his arms with a joking look on his face. When several sailors subconsciously turned their heads to look, they saw that the long line of trucks had all stopped, and the soldiers on the vehicles were all pointing their guns at them, and each one
They were all as fierce as evil spirits, and the expressions of several people suddenly changed severely.