"What are you doing? We are from the Nangang Fleet, and we are here to perform a mission..."
The female officer screamed in panic. She never expected that in the blink of an eye, all her colleagues would turn against each other. However, Wang Dafu crossed his arms and said arrogantly: "Little girl! I know this is the case."
Whose territory is this? Take off your pants and let me have fun, otherwise today next year will be your memorial day!"
"Are you crazy? We are all corpse collectors, and you actually help these gangsters but not us..."
The female officer's face was red with anger, but the soldiers around him did not move at all. Wang Dafu stepped forward and said with a ferocious smile: "What about the body collectors? There are big and small body collectors. In the northwest, everyone
You have to listen to me, Brother Niu, if you don’t take off your pants, don’t blame us for being rude!”
"Brother Niu asked you to take off your pants, do you hear..."
Several captains suddenly jumped out of the car, and all of them came forward aggressively. Even a group of military police directly surrounded them. The female officer immediately shouted with a pale face: "You worms, the God of War is outside with his life."
To protect our homeland, you are actually doing these shameful things behind our backs, and you all will die badly!"
"I'm counting to three! Do you want to take it off or not..."
Wang Dafu directly took a rocket launcher and aimed it viciously at her chest. However, several sailors were very brave and directly protected the female officer and shouted: "If you have the ability, just shoot, we are the body collectors."
Have nothing to fear, but you will be punished sooner or later!"
"Yes! If you want me to take off my pants, just take them off my body..."
The female officer roared with an angry face, as if she was ready to risk her life at any time. Unexpectedly, everyone suddenly burst into laughter. Chen Guangda couldn't help laughing and said: "I said! Where did such a stupid girl come from?
When did we, the body collectors, have such innocent girls?"
"You... you..."
The female officer immediately looked at them in confusion. No matter how stupid she was, she knew that she had been tricked. However, a captain glanced at her name tag and suddenly shouted: "Qiu Lili! Stand at attention! Who is it?
The one who sent you here, your navy is not preparing for war at sea, why did you come to us?"
"Report!"
Qiu Lili instinctively stood at attention and saluted, and hesitated for a moment before saying: "I am Qiu Lili, the chief of staff of the destroyer No. 9527 of the Nangang Fleet. On the order of Commander Qiu Weiliang, I personally sent a secret message to the God of War. I have a pass signed by the commander himself.
Not AWOL!"
"9527? Your captain's name should be Zhou Xingxing, hahaha..."
The surrounding soldiers burst into laughter again, but Qiu Lili shouted with anger: "The number 9527 was given by His Excellency the God of War. We are a hero-class destroyer. We participated in the Korean Annihilation War and bombed the old American camp."
We fired the first bomb, why are you laughing at us?"
"Sorry! I didn't come up with this name..."
Chen Guangda suddenly waved his hands with laughter and said: "It was your father Qiu Weiliang who lost the bet with me and ran around naked on the beach three times. Because it was so funny, he got the nickname Zhou Xingxing, so yours
The destroyer was also changed to 9527, which he painted on himself!"
"You...who are you..."
Qiu Lili immediately looked at Chen Guangda in surprise, but looking at her pale face, she had obviously realized that something was wrong, but the captain next to her snorted coldly: "If your old man knows that you are pointing a gun at his boss,
, he had to peel off your skin with his own hands, why did Qiu Weiliang give birth to such a stupid girl like you!"
"What? He...he is the God of War..."
Qiu Lili almost collapsed on the ground, but this man wearing a flowery shirt and a slouchy back didn't look like a serious person, but she couldn't blame her. Chen Guangda was so messed up that he almost couldn't even recognize his own mother.
Brothers who are not really close will not know at all.
"Let me just say that you came in through the back door, but even if you don't know my eldest brother, don't you even know me, Wang Dafu? I helped your father choose those Korean wives..."
Wang Dafu shook his head angrily, and Qiu Lili's face turned even whiter. Several soldiers around her immediately threw away their rifles in panic, but Chen Guangda shouted: "Pick up the rifle."
Get up, don’t you know the rules for cutting off the head of a spear even if the gun is there?"
"I'm sorry! I'm sorry! We really didn't know it was you..."
Several marines hurriedly picked up the guns again, but Qiu Lili was already shaking with fear, but Chen Guangda smiled bitterly and said: "Okay! Fatty is just joking with you, I just want to see if you are
Qualified body collectors, you can barely pass the test!"
"Why is it forced? Do you really...really need to take off your pants..."
Qiu Lili looked at him with confusion, but Chen Guangda rolled his eyes and said: "What did your father teach you? In this case, you must catch the thief first. You should pretend to be afraid and unbutton your pants."
Lure Brother Niu into the car and then hold him hostage. Every body collector understands this, right?"
"Haha~ Master Guang! Their navy doesn't teach this. They only know that if the ship is alive and the people are there, the ship will die and the people will die..."
One of the captains laughed again, and Chen Guangda had no choice but to shake his head and ask her to take out the secret code. Unexpectedly, Qiu Lili came forward with a groan and whispered to him: "My dad asked me to tell you,
He found your two favorite Korean female stars on a small island in South Korea and asked you where to send them?"
"Damn! He asked you to run so far just to talk about this nonsense..."
Chen Guangda looked at her quite unhappily, but Qiu Lili said awkwardly: "No! We want to attack the Japanese naval base, but Commander Wang doesn't approve it, so he wants me to ask your opinion, and... Actually we
My family is from Xixia, I...I am here to inquire about my mother!"
"Oh! It's business to come to see your family, everything else is just a cover, right..."
Chen Guangda laughed very playfully, and Qiu Lili finally nodded, so he snapped his fingers and said: "In that case, come with us into the city, but you all have to change your clothes.
, Lao Wu, please tell me to go down and pretend that you have never seen us! Do you understand?"
"Understood! Pretend to be a pig and eat the tiger. This is the fine tradition of our corpse collectors, hehehehe..."
Several captains all laughed obscenely, almost saying that they were going to show off. Chen Guangda laughed and cursed again before getting into the car. Qiu Lili also hurriedly ran to the car pulling supplies and asked for
After getting some ordinary clothes and changing into them, I sat in the driver's seat looking very energetic.
"God of War! Why do you look different from the photo..."
Qiu Lili secretly looked at Chen Guangda in the rearview mirror, and drove the car forward skillfully, but Li Tingyu in the passenger seat said in a funny way: "You are so stupid, you still want to find a chance to flatter him, if he
It looks just like the one in the photo, it’s not long before I was beaten to death!”
"I'm not a flatterer. My dad said that the God of War doesn't like this. He only asks me to do my job well..."
Qiu Lili quickly shook her head and sat up straight, but Wang Dafu behind him lit a cigarette and said with a smile: "Your dad is the biggest flatterer. Every day he thinks about conquering the Japanese island, capturing Sora Aoi alive, and then getting promoted and rich as soon as possible and transferred to the mines."
Enjoying the blessings of the town, you talk to me all day long about the Mining Town Cultural Troupe and the Ma Widow from Baozi Shop!"
"Hmph~ My dad has learned bad things from the people in Mining Town. He was not like this before..."
Qiu Lili pouted her mouth angrily, and several people in the car immediately burst out laughing. As the saying goes, those who are close to the ink are evil, let alone Qiu Lili's father, even Lin Na, Liniya and the others, and Li Tingyu
After hanging out together for a few days, I also learned to steal cards on the mahjong table and curse.
"Huh? Why isn't there a way to welcome us..."
Li Tingyu suddenly lowered the window in confusion. They had officially entered Xixia City. Although the central streets were decorated with lights and colorful decorations, there were only a few pedestrians on the road. Although there were some young girls waving small chess pieces and shouting welcome.
, but at first glance, it looked like someone had forcibly assigned a task.
"If one day we are occupied by the Japanese, will you come out to welcome them..."
Chen Guangda slowly lit a cigarette and said: "We have been demonized here for a long time. The people here think that we are devils and they don't like us from the bottom of their hearts. If we want them to recognize us, it will take a lot of money."
It’s a lot of work, we need to find a capable person to manage this place!”
"My dad! My dad is very capable and a local, and he is very loyal to you..."
Qiu Lili couldn't wait to shout, but Chen Guangda smiled and said nothing. In a place where the sky is high and the emperor is far away, the most taboo thing is to use local people to manage local people, which may lead to collusion.
Wang Dafu also said: "This place has been well built by Liu Hao, and the people also support him. If we don't find someone with strong ability, I'm afraid we won't be able to control them!"
"It's really good..."
Chen Guangda looked out the window and nodded lightly. The well-organized streets looked clean and prosperous. Although they were not as good as Mining Town and Golden City, in the northwest, this was already a great achievement.
, at least much better than the Black Mountain City managed by Zhou Shengwu.
"Um?"
Chen Guangda suddenly straightened up, and even Li Tingyu in the front row turned his head, looked at him in surprise and asked: "Did you feel it too? It seems like the King of Living Corpses is summoning something!
"
"I didn't feel it, but the black corpse insect moved..."
Chen Guangda looked at her solemnly, and Li Tingyu immediately waved for Qiu Lili to stop the car. After Qiu Lili jumped down very consciously, she then said: "There was a voice that got into my mind just now, but I didn't listen.
I don’t know what it’s saying, but I’m sure it’s the King of Living Corpses, and the sound is coming from the northwest!”
"Northwest? Is it the evil desert..."
Chen Guangda frowned deeply, but Li Tingyu shook his head hesitantly, but Wang Dafu said again: "When are you going to look for the Black Cloud Demon Cave? I know you will definitely go, even if
Not only for the treasure inside, you also want to see if Fei Zai is there, right?"
"Actually, I have a bad feeling..."
Chen Guangda slowly leaned back and said: "I always feel that there is something waiting for me there, as if waiting for me to throw myself into a trap, so I have been suppressing this matter and wanted to send someone first.
The evil man, just look away and wait until you have a clearer picture of the situation before going in!"
Wang Dafu immediately nodded and said: "Yes! You don't need to take the risk yourself. We have hundreds of thousands of brothers. Forget it! Let's not talk about these unlucky things. We are in good luck. Let's find a place to relax when we eat chicken tonight.