In fact, for ordinary people, it doesn't matter who becomes the boss. They can't control their own destiny anyway. When the above laws and regulations come down, they can only obey them obediently. Even if they cheat again, they will only dare to stay in bed.
There were scoldings here, and as for things like rebellion, that was something far away in ancient times.
However, just two or three hours after the body collectors entered the city, more and more people dared to go out, because they gradually discovered that the body collectors were not as vicious as the legends said, and they did not molest girls on the street, nor did they behave randomly.
They kill people or take things by force, and not only do they give money to buy things, but they also line up to shop in an orderly manner.
"Uncle! What are you looking at? My waist is numb..."
Wang Dafu suddenly shouted loudly, and the owner of the barbecue stall came to his senses in panic. He quickly took out a few more strings of lamb kidneys and said, "I'm sorry! I was just watching those collecting corpses.
They don't want to grab money but they are actually there to clear the sewers. Are they out of their mind?"
"Tch~ their brains aren't broken. You guys are just assholes. The sewers are clogged and you still can't clear them. When the heavy rain comes, sewage will flow across the water. People with broken feet will turn into corpses as soon as they step on them. I understand.
I don’t understand…”
Wang Dafu picked up a bunch of kidneys and became disdainful. The stall owner nodded as if he suddenly understood, scratched his head and muttered: "If you put it this way, these people are quite thoughtful. They are better than our municipal department."
It’s reliable, but people are still a little stupid. If you go to the homes of those high officials and flash your guns, you will definitely make a fortune!”
"How is it possible? He is a serious government soldier, not a bandit who came down from the mountain. He will be shot by the military police if he burns, kills and loots..."
Wang Dafu looked at him dumbfounded. He didn't know what these people were thinking, but an old woman suddenly ran over in a hurry and shouted: "Hurry, hurry, hurry! Follow me to find the corpse collector."
Mutton, those people are having a celebration banquet in the evening, and they are buying things with gold, so give two gold bars for one sheep!"
"How much...how much..."
The stall owner was so frightened that he stammered, but the old woman pinched her thumb and said: "A gold bar is so thick, I only give two to a sheep. Liu, the pawnshop owner, split the gold bar and inspected it on the spot.
They are all made of pure gold, and the quality is better than those in jewelry stores. Let’s go quickly, you don’t see such fools very often!”
"You can bake it yourself, it doesn't cost any money..."
The stall owner immediately threw down the skewers and ran away like a whirlwind. He rushed into the house, pushed the cart and ran away. Wang Dafu stared at the skewers on the stove with his mouth open, but Chen Guangda came up from behind.
He picked up the skewers and asked: "Who is in charge of logistics? No matter how much money you have, you can't be so stupid!"
"Are you confused in the northwest? Do you know how much our mutton costs per pound..."
Wang Dafu rolled up his sleeves and said: "We can't buy mutton even if we have money. The goats and sheep all give birth in the breeding farm. We only release some for sale during the holidays. So we have to wait in line from dawn to dusk. Those guys in the logistics department are now
You must have smiled crookedly, so you should take credit for pulling him back!"
"Ha~ I would have forgotten it if you didn't tell me. It seems that people on both sides think they are taking advantage..."
Chen Guangda couldn't help laughing. He had stayed in the Northwest for a long time and had forgotten all about the price difference between the two places. They had money over there and couldn't buy meat, but here there was so much meat that it was worthless and fresh vegetables.
On the contrary, it was much more expensive than meat, so people on both sides thought they had met a big fool.
"Damn! What kind of craftsmanship are you doing? It's so salty. Let's go! Let's eat somewhere else..."
Wang Dafu took a bite of Chen Guangda's grilled skewers and immediately threw them away with a look of disgust on his face. He called Brother Gou, Chen Quan and the other gentlemen and wandered forward, while Yan Qing and the others were full of girls.
We had already parted ways with them and went to the mall to do some shopping.
However, they were soon dumbfounded. The merchants on the street actually took notice of the news and went to find the "big fool" carrying various ingredients. Many residents also rushed out of their homes, carrying their own homemade clay.
Specialty products have flooded the streets. Whenever I see corpse collectors in military uniforms, I ask them if they want them. The shops on the roadside are almost empty out of ten.
"It's time to stop eating! I can't even eat a bowl of noodles..."
Brother Gou patted his growling belly and was about to cry, but Chen Guangda said with a smile: "Shui Zai! Let the officers at all levels inform the soldiers who are not on duty to go shopping, and those who don't bring any money
You can barter for things, and buy more souvenirs to take home anyway, but you are not allowed to go to the red light district, the government troops have to look like government troops!"
"Okay!"
Shuizai agreed briskly and turned around to run away. Wang Dafu immediately laughed and said: "You are trying to buy people's hearts with money. I guess after tens of thousands of our brothers go crazy shopping, the people in this city will see you in the future."
When you come to see us, you will definitely feel closer than seeing your relatives!"
"Who wouldn't kiss after seeing money, haha..."
Chen Guangda walked forward triumphantly. He didn't believe that he could throw down a lot of money and the people here could not wait to see them. However, Qiu Lili suddenly ran out from the front out of breath and screamed as soon as she saw him.
shouted: "Zhan...oh no! Brother Wen! Can you lend me something valuable? I need it urgently!"
"You, a major, don't take any money with you when you go out, and yet you come to me to beg for alms..."
Chen Guangda rolled his eyes at her unhappily, but Qiu Lili said helplessly: "Our money is not universal here. When I took it out, people thought it was a ghost coin. I forgot to bring something valuable again. It happened to be
It’s also time for my relatives to hold a wedding. It would be shameful for me to go there empty-handed!”
"Oh~ I found your mother so quickly, it's very efficient..."
Chen Guangda looked at her in surprise, but Qiu Lili shook her head and said, "It's the youngest son of my aunt's family who is getting married. Their family had a festival with our family, and just in time for us to go to the city, the whole house was full of people.
I didn’t dare to speak too loudly. They kicked me out as soon as I entered the door and called me a bad guy!”
"Brothers, let's go have a wedding banquet..."
Chen Guangda immediately snapped his fingers, and Qiu Lili immediately stepped forward to lead the way in surprise. Soon she walked through the streets and alleys to a residential area. They were surrounded by self-built second or third floors. From a distance, she saw a
There were big red flowers in front of the courtyard, and a big car with flowers on top was parked at the door.
"Congratulations! Congratulations..."
As soon as Chen Guangda walked to the front of the courtyard with a smile, he was stunned. He saw that all the people in the courtyard were quiet, even drinking water secretly. As soon as he saw them, they all looked over, but one of them
But the young woman hurriedly came over and said, "You are my son's friends, come in and sit down, but don't make any noise. You know what's going on outside!"
"Second aunt!"
Qiu Lili suddenly walked out from behind, and the middle-aged woman's expression immediately changed, and she said angrily: "What are you doing here again, you broom star? You don't think it's enough trouble for our family. You even asked you to recruit those who collect corpses."
The city is here, and our happy event is about to turn into a funeral!"
"Sister! You can't say that. It's a good thing that the corpse collector is here..."
Chen Guang smiled and opened his pocket, took out a handful of gold bars from the bag, weighed it loudly and said: "Look, this is what I just exchanged with the corpse collector for a sheep.
I’ll give you two gold bars. Have you ever seen such a stupid guy with a lot of money? Oh, by the way! These six gold bars are the gift money that Lili asked me to give you. It’s a perfect six or six!”
"Ah? This, this..."
The middle-aged woman looked at Qiu Lili in great surprise, but Chen Guangda directly put the gold bars into her hands and shouted: "Why are you so quiet? The body collector is not a bandit, he is very kind and friendly to us.
Fatty! Light those firecrackers in the courtyard!"
“Can’t order!!!”
Everyone in the yard almost jumped up, and a groom officer rushed out of the house and said loudly: "Who are you? Do you want to kill us? All the body collectors are here for this firecracker.
Why don’t we all be arrested and shot!”
"Zhao Ziwen! It's really you. Are you here to cause trouble..."
Before the groom had finished speaking, a young woman with a curvy front and back ran out of the house again and glared at Chen Guangda angrily. Chen Guangda looked at her and thought for a long time before suddenly shouting: "I want to
Get up, you are the widow of Brother Haodong's family, your name is... Baiou, right?"
"You are a widow. Your whole family is a widow. Where is that stinky bitch Jiang Shilin? Let her come out..."
Bai Ou immediately screamed aggressively. This girl was Jiang Shilin's former fake best friend. Her husband was a gangster in Liangzhou City. However, when Jiang Shilin called her to rescue people, she asked Gao Mianjun's Four Heavenly Kings
She was shot dead. From then on, the little widow hated Jiang Shilin and even threatened to find someone to kill her.
"Lili! Isn't this a relative of yours..."
Chen Guangda looked back at Qiu Lili in confusion, but Qiu Lili actually nodded and said awkwardly: "She is my uncle's niece, and she is a distant relative of my family, but do you have any misunderstandings?
,Don’t…don’t argue with her, okay?”
"Ha! He doesn't care about me? I still don't want to let him go..."
Bai Ou slapped the table fiercely, and then saw a few strong men walking out of the room, holding their arms and staring at Chen Guangda and the others with unkind expressions, but Wang Dafu at the door rubbed his hands and said: "Wow! That's great.
, I found the opportunity to show off as soon as I entered the door, it’s so much fun now!”
"Damn fat man! What the hell are you talking about? Say it again if you dare..."
Bai Ou thought Wang Dafu was scolding her, so she pointed at his nose and started to curse, but Wang Dafu said disdainfully: "Big tits! Don't be so arrogant. I am Caishikou Cow Dada and I am not someone to be trifled with. If you
You are really awesome, just order these strings of firecrackers for me, whoever dares to order them will be my grandson!"
"If you have the guts, please order it. If you don't, you are my son..."
Bai Ou subconsciously covered her breasts, one large and one small, and stared at Wang Dafu and yelled like a shrew. Unexpectedly, Wang Dafu directly took out a lighter and walked up. The faces of everyone in the yard changed again. The groom
The officer hurriedly shouted: "Sister! You are crazy. If you cause trouble at this time, you will be dead!"
"Little fat man! If you have something to say, please tell me. You must not light this cannon..."
Several old men also hurriedly grabbed Wang Dafu, but Wang Dafu looked at Bai Ou arrogantly. Unexpectedly, Bai Ou shouted loudly: "Let him order, my godfather is Chen Guangda, I'm still afraid of them."
I'm a loser, but when my godfather comes to town, they will look good!"
"Cough cough cough..."
Chen Guangda suddenly threw away the cigarette and coughed violently. Wang Dafu and others immediately burst into laughter. Even Qiu Lili laughed out loud. Only Brother Gou grabbed Chen Guangda's head and looked like a ghost.
He shouted in a general way: "Yaoshou! Someone is going to die!"
"What kind of monster, hiss..."
Chen Guangda suddenly took a sharp breath of cold air and looked into the room with horrified eyes. He saw a bride wearing a bright red wedding dress slowly walking out. She was beautiful and dignified, and her temperament was even more elegant.
It's incredible.
"What's wrong?"
Wang Dafu looked at them inexplicably. Unexpectedly, Lao Wu said "Screaming Queen" with a stiff face. Wang Dafu immediately shuddered and said: "Oh my god! I just pretended to be struck by lightning. I can't eat it now."