Chen Guangda is a relatively determined person. He said he didn't touch Zhou Ting one night, which made the little girl full of resentment when she woke up in the morning. However, Chen Guangda had business to do today, so he took her with her after breakfast.
Several people rushed to the street, and from a distance they saw a shiny golden sign at the intersection - Everbright Funeral Service!
This door is more than ten meters wide, occupying three large shops on the left and right. Not only is the pure copper gold sign perfectly made, but there is also a series of special services posted on the glass curtain wall, in addition to cremation, burial and sea burial.
, as well as corpse collection, makeup, and the most famous dance on the grave, but the most exaggerated ones are the physical offerings and the miraculous soul-calling services. I have written a lot about them.
"Let the people die! How about it? My propaganda slogan is pretty good..."
Chen Guangda proudly pointed to the red banner above the door, and many workers had already been waiting respectfully in front of the door. Looking at their haggard looks, it was obvious that they had not slept a wink all night, but they could still give Chen Guangda a taste of what the end of the world is.
Speed, although the decoration was relatively simple, a group of people built the store overnight.
"Ah! Everbright is here, come in and take a look, my husband has been busy all night for this store..."
As soon as she entered the store, she saw Tian Zhenzhen who was wiping the counter. The female teacher had already changed into a standard professional attire, with a "Store Manager" sign pinned to her majestic chest. The other two young women were recruited from the courtyard.
Wearing the same clothes, they all said hello to Chen Guangda overjoyed.
"It's true that a man relies on his clothes and a horse relies on his saddle. It's completely different when he puts on a uniform..."
Chen Guangda looked at the young women with great satisfaction. After changing their clothes, their original temperaments were immediately revealed, and they no longer looked down and out. Tian Zhenzhen immediately said happily: "Thanks to Boss Chen for this."
Take care of us, we really didn’t expect that we would be able to return to work in our lifetime!”
"Hello, Mr. Chen!"
A somewhat dull and thin man suddenly came over. It was Tian Zhenzhen's husband Li Guangyi. There seemed to be a smell of bastard green on his head. Chen Guang laughed and said: "Don't be so polite, just call me Guangda."
, you and your wife will work hard at my place from now on, I will never treat you badly!"
"Mr. Chen! Hurry up and take a look at the back. We've all packed up..."
Two young women walked up and took Chen Guangda's arm. These two women were relatively good at getting into trouble in the hospital. They used to work as "half-covered" secret prostitutes. Even if they encountered difficult clients, they
It can be used close to the body, and the monthly salary of fifty yuan is enough to make these little ladies laugh out of their dreams.
"The title of the poor monk has been wasted. May I ask what you are doing for me as a benefactor..."
As soon as everyone walked into the back hall, a bald man wearing a monk's robe suddenly appeared. Chen Quan and others immediately laughed. This fat bald man was Wang Dafu who had just shaved his head. He also pretended to do it a few times.
It’s a fake ring scar, but this guy really looks like this when he puts on a monk’s robe, and twisting a string of Buddhist beads makes it impossible to tell the real thing from the fake one.
"Come to your little ruined temple and have a look..."
Chen Guangda laughed and led everyone directly into the back hall. In addition to several offices and reception rooms, there was also a large alms hall in the back hall. The four walls were all covered with cabinets.
Many spiritual tablets and urns have been placed, and a Buddha statue is placed in the middle. Two thin monks are meditating quietly on the futon.
"How is it? Two masters, are you satisfied with the environment..."
Chen Guang walked in with a big smile. The two serious monks stood up hurriedly, clasped their hands and recited Amitabha, and then said happily: "We are grateful to the donor for taking him in, let alone the donor."
They also support us in promoting Buddhism, and now it feels like we are in the Western Paradise!"
"You're welcome! People nowadays lack faith. It's my duty to help them find their faith. However, this master of idleness would like to ask your forgiveness. If we don't do some stunts, others won't trust us..."
Chen Guangda pointed apologetically at Wang Dafu next to him, but the two monks nodded and said: "Understood! Understood! After all, our image is not as good as that of the great doctor Wang, not to mention that everyone is here to promote Buddhism and believe in the Buddha.
We will also be considerate. It would be even better if Divine Doctor Wang could eat fast and chant Buddha's name like us!"
"Hehe~ I have been through wine and meat, and the Buddha has kept it in his heart. As long as I am sincere, I may not be worse than you when I recite sutras..."
Wang Dafu laughed triumphantly, and the two monks had no choice but to laugh bitterly and sit back quietly to meditate. Chen Guangda also turned around and walked to another room, where he saw a one-eyed old woman sitting there.
Sitting on a chair drinking tea, she seems to be a very ordinary old man, but her appearance is extremely sinister, and just one glance can make people feel nervous.
"Mr. Chen! You have to be careful if you are in trouble today. If you are not good at it, you will be in trouble..."
The one-eyed old woman suddenly put down her tea cup and looked deeply at Chen Guangda with one eye, but Chen Guangda smiled broadly and said: "It's okay! I ordered Da to defeat King Yama to death, specializing in curing the unyielding rotten peach blossoms. As long as you stay here.
Just stay here and feel comfortable, and if you need anything, let the people below take care of it!"
"Don't bother me. I'm just a dead old woman. I can't care where my body lies..."
The one-eyed old woman shook her head as if she was helpless, and went to drink tea with her body bent, but Wang Dafu pulled Chen Guangda aside and whispered: "This old woman is really evil and cruel, every time I see her
She has goosebumps all over her body, but she can’t really call the dead up, right? Didn’t you say there are no ghosts in this world?”
"The old lady's original words were that there was a little ghost possessing her, and that the little ghost could go down to the underworld to question the deceased, but whoever believes this is a fool..."
Chen Guangda took out his cigarettes and spread them around for everyone. He leaned against the wall and said with a smile: "But the old lady does have some skills. I have often dealt with this kind of goddess before, but the person they called was actually not the deceased, but
She can sense what you are thinking at that moment, and she will tell you what you are thinking. It is a bit like mind reading. The person who works with us in funerals is a golden partner!"
"What nonsense! Isn't this a special function? I still don't believe it..."
Chen Quan spit out disdain and strode directly into the one-eyed old woman's room. He went straight to the point and wanted to call the *** soul up. Unexpectedly, the old woman shook her head and said: "You are not sincere.
We came here with the intention of cracking down on counterfeiting. It’s not easy for us to make ends meet, so there’s no need to keep everyone down!”
"Damn! If you're lying, just say what you're lying to, and stop using high-sounding words to deceive people..."
Chen Quan stood up with a look of contempt on his face, turned around and was about to go out, but the one-eyed old woman suddenly sighed and said with a change of voice: "Quan'er! Don't look for your father anymore, even if you find him, he won't recognize you.
Yeah, why bother adding trouble to yourself, he is just a heartless white-eyed wolf!"
"Mother……"
Chen Quan was suddenly shaken all over, and his face turned pale in an instant. He looked at the one-eyed old woman in disbelief, but the old woman immediately restored her original hoarse voice, waved her hand and said: "You can't find what you want here."
If you want the answer, Mr. Chen will give me a bite to eat. I don’t want to lie to you. The answer you want has to be found by yourself!”
"Thank...thank you, auntie..."
Chen Quan nodded as if he was lost, closed the door respectfully and came out, but he stayed there for a long time as if he was stupid, and Chen Guangda patted him on the shoulder and said: "Boy! Don't hurt people.
Don’t look down upon me, there are many extraordinary people in this world, don’t always be self-righteous!”
"Then are you my cousin? Don't lie to me..."
Chen Quan raised his head tremblingly, with tears streaming down his face. Chen Guangda immediately hugged him, patted his back hard, and said, "If I lie to you, I will die badly."
, we are real cousins, don’t worry!"
"Damn it! Why do I want to cry so much all of a sudden? I haven't heard my mother's voice for a long time..."
Chen Quan wiped away his tears and nodded vigorously, but then he saw a group of women rushing in. The leader, Shu Hong, pointed at Chen Guangda and cursed: "You heartless thing, don't you take me seriously?"
You woman, you didn’t even tell me about such a big thing as opening a business, you must give me an explanation today!”
"Hehe~ How dare I tell you? Once I tell you, there will definitely be an extra boss lady, and the money I earn will become your appearance fee..."
Chen Guangda hugged her waist and smiled. Shu Hong immediately punched him angrily, then waved her little hand back and shouted: "Sisters! Hurry up and hold up the scene for me, you are so slutty."
Dance more coquettishly for me, my man will have a great time today, and I will send each of you a big red envelope later!"
"Thank you, boss lady..."
A large group of girls immediately started laughing, and then they went out under the leadership of Qiao Qiao. They laid a red carpet directly at the door and started playing music. After they started to twist their fat waists and buttocks coquettishly, there was a huge crowd outside the door.
Soon the three floors inside and outside were filled with people, and it became extremely lively without even having to set off cannons.
"Mr. Chen! We have guests..."
Tian Zhenzhen suddenly shouted in surprise. Chen Guangda saw that several wealthy people had walked in, and he hadn't had time to train the employees in the store, so he had to run up to receive them in person. After a familiar conversation with Hai Chui,
Several customers without exception placed large orders, even buying several sets of luxury packages such as tombstone dancing.
"Who is the boss? Have you obtained a business license? Who allowed you to open your business..."
Just when Chen Guangda was ecstatic, several women in uniforms suddenly walked in and yelled with their hands on their waists in an arrogant manner. Unexpectedly, when Chen Guangda saw the leader, he frowned and said coldly.
Said: "Damn! The rotten peach blossom is indeed here!"
"Ha~Chen Guangda! I was wondering who would come up with such a disgusting store name, and it turned out to be you. You're not dead yet..."
The little ladies crossed their arms triumphantly and looked at Chen Guangda with a look of gloating, while Shu Hong next to her immediately asked suspiciously: "Guangda! This woman is not a good person, she is the mistress of the urban management director.
, I rarely go to the streets to take care of things in person, I’m afraid I’m here specifically for you today!”
Chen Guangda squinted his eyes with a frosty face, and said coldly: "I have guessed it a long time ago. She didn't say anything when she saw me yesterday. She must be holding back her bad temper. Let your sisters withdraw first. I