"Haha~ Su Biling! Beauty Su, it's been a long time since I last saw you. What kind of wind brought you, the great god, here today..."
Chen Guangda walked forward with his arms folded, a disgusting fake smile on his face, and the woman in the urban management uniform was not too old, about twenty-five or six years old, with a very delicate short hair.
, she is only a little above average height, but she has a seductive charm about her. She is the kind of vixen that makes men have wild thoughts when they see her.
"Boss Chen! Don't say these polite words. Although we are half acquaintances, sister and I have to work for others now. Don't blame me for this fine..."
Su Biling laughed sinisterly and took a bill and handed it over. Chen Guangda took it casually and sneered after taking a look at it. He flicked the fine stamped with a red seal and said lightly: "Your Urban Management Bureau is really big.
You sound like a five-thousand-yuan gold coupon. I think you should just close down my shop. Even if you kill me, you still don’t have that much money!"
"Then we don't care. Who told you to be unruly? If you really don't have money, we will report the closure of the store and directly expel the operator from the city..."
Su Biling looked at Chen Guangda very proudly, with a hint of a sinister smile on her lips. Chen Guangda stuffed the fine into his pocket and said: "Make a cup of tea for these beautiful leaders, and put all the people in our store together."
Bring the best snacks, Miss Su, please come to the office with me, I think there must be some misunderstanding!"
"Really? Then we are not unreasonable people. I will listen to your explanation first..."
Su Biling twisted her waist very arrogantly, and followed Chen Guangda into the office with great arrogance. Chen Guangda fell into the boss's chair and sneered: "Su Dachui! Do you think I prostituted you in my previous life without paying you?"
Why the hell do you always seem to be haunted?"
"Ha~ You are so virtuous that you still want to prostitute me, and you don't even urinate and look in the mirror..."
Su Biling didn't care about Chen Guangda's rude tone at all. After sitting lazily across from him, she directly picked up the Chinese cigarette on the table and lit one for herself. Chen Guangda pointed at her breasts and said: "Oh~ so much
You have become a bamboo shoot in the sun. It seems that I can no longer call you Su Dachui. I should call you Su Biting. You should have good skills!"
"Haha~ Do you feel that you are very unlucky? I used to punish you when you opened a coffin shop in Sujing. Now that you have come to Golden City, I still punish you. It seems that you will have to be ridden by me for the rest of your life..."
Su Biling exhaled a puff of white smoke with a scornful smile on her face, and stared at Chen Guangda with a very happy look. Chen Guangda had no choice but to take out two hundred yuan from his pocket, slap it on the table, shrug his shoulders and said: "This is me
I owe you the prostitution money, so use it to buy a few more condoms. I won’t have any if you come back again, but I still say the same old saying, leave a thin line in your life so that we can meet again someday!”
"Chen! Don't think I'm here to beg for food. Let me tell you the truth, you dare to open a shop here without bowing to the pier. The person above me who is naming you now wants to get you, so you can keep this little money to buy it.
Coffin..."
Su Biling stood up as soon as she slapped the table, turned around and walked out the door. Unexpectedly, Lao Wu suddenly blocked the door like a gangster, staring at Su Biling with a cold face. Su Biling's pretty face immediately changed, full of surprise.
Face shouted in shock and anger: "Chen Guangda! Don't you want to fucking live anymore? How dare you act wild with me in the Golden City? Believe it or not, I will prevent you from seeing the moon tonight!"
"Don't be so excited, Lao Wu's face is paralyzed, that's why he has this kind of virtue..."
Chen Guangda suddenly came over and took her little hand, slapped a total of 500 gold coupons into her hand, and then said with a smile: "After all, we are also fellow villagers. There are not more than one Su Jing in this golden city."
A hundred, you can use this money to buy some clothes first, then Sister Su will give you some pillow air, and I will host a banquet for the Director to have dinner with you!"
"Humph~ If you are wise, Yue will come to Hall 1 of the building at six o'clock in the evening. Don't say that I didn't give you a chance..."
Su Biling proudly put away the five hundred gold coupons, pushed Lao Wu away with all her strength, and left arrogantly with a group of little girls who were eating and taking. Wang Dafu immediately came over with a frosty face and asked
: "Who the hell is this little bitch? She took five hundred yuan before her butt was even hot. We will never do business again!"
"She used to be in charge of fire protection. When I opened the store, I accidentally blocked the fire escape. She threatened to fine me 300,000 yuan..."
Chen Guangda leaned against the door frame with the same sinister look on his face, lit a cigarette and said: "In the end, I gave her a gift of 20,000 yuan, but she still fined me 50,000 yuan. I was so angry that I just sent her
I reported her and posted her nude photos on the door of her work unit. Who knew that the person I wronged so casually was actually her mistress, which led to her divorce and punishment, so this is how the relationship ended!"
"Find an opportunity to do it at night, throw her into the sea and no one can find her..."
Chen Quan immediately walked up with murderous intent, but Chen Guangda waved his hand and said: "Killing her won't solve the real problem. There are many people in the Urban Management Bureau who are willing to cause trouble for me, so we can only tolerate this tone for the time being and wait until we get there."
Once you have a firm footing, let’s settle the score with her slowly!”
"I still don't understand what you want to do, buy people and open a shop here, shouldn't we just leave after taking revenge..."
Chen Quan frowned and looked puzzled, but Chen Guangda patted his shoulder and said with a smile: "My little cousin! You have to take a long-term view in everything you do. Our mining town is only a few hundred kilometers away from here.
, what if one day the Golden City wants to annex us? What can we do to them if they have strong soldiers and horses? No matter how powerful you are, can you still defeat tanks and artillery? "
"You mean, we want to recruit troops here..."
Chen Quan's eyes lit up immediately, and he soon became more motivated. Chen Guangda nodded and said: "If you have nothing to do, go out and recruit people for me. Recruiting is your strength. As long as you find talents, you will not hesitate to do so."
Winning everything over to me, you can use the money in my pocket as you wish!"
"Mr. Chen! A customer said that he has a big business to discuss with you..."
Before Chen Guangda could finish his words, Tian Zhenzhen ran over in a hurry. Chen Guangda immediately straightened his casual clothes and hurriedly followed Tian Zhenzhen into the reception room. However, there was only one lean old man in the reception room.
The man, wearing a pair of dark round sunglasses, looked just like the blind man A Bing.
"Hello, boss! I don't know if I have any business that I need to take care of..."
Chen Guangda walked up very politely, and the traitor's face was immediately revealed, but the other party gave Tian Zhenzhen a faint look. Tian Zhenzhen immediately left and closed the door, while Chen Guangda rubbed his hands and said flatteringly: "The third generation of my family
We are ancestral corpse collectors and have been doing funerals since our grandfathers. No matter what your requirements are, we can meet them, and we will definitely provide the most professional services and ensure that the deceased will feel at home!"
"Ghost marriage!"
The old man said two words without raising his head, and blew gently into the tea cup. After Chen Guangda was slightly stunned, he immediately sat next to him with a smile and said: "We are also professional in ghost marriage.
Ah, I just don’t know what kind of ghost marriage you need, do you need to have a horoscope, are there any age requirements, do you need a complete body or ashes, different requirements have different prices, do you think?"
"A living person is paired with someone else!"
The old man suddenly put down his teacup, took off his sunglasses and looked deeply at Chen Guangda. Chen Guangda's eyes suddenly widened. He paused for a while before frowning and saying: "It's so shameful for a living person to marry someone else.
Maybe you don’t know the power of this, a living match may be able to bring temporary prosperity to your family, but I’m afraid there will be big problems in the future!”
"Do you want five thousand yuan? We will arrange it for the woman, and you only need to organize the wedding, but the matter must be kept secret from everyone, and no word is allowed to be revealed to outsiders..."
The old man didn't talk nonsense to Chen Guangda at all. He took out a bundle of gold coupons from his pocket and put it on the coffee table. Unexpectedly, Chen Guangda shook his head without hesitation, stood up and said: "My family has been passed down as a corpse collector for three generations.
We have handled countless funerals, big and small, and no one can be more professional than us, but even our lives will be shortened if we are married to a living person, so we will never do anything less than this number!"
Chen Guangda raised a finger very proudly, but the other party actually took out a bundle of gold coupons without hesitation, threw it on the coffee table, stood up and said in a cold voice: "The wedding will be held in five days.
When the time comes, I will ask someone to send the horoscopes of both parties, and you should be prepared in advance, but if you reveal this matter, I will definitely make you pay the price!"
"Don't worry! If it comes out of your mouth or into my ears, no other person will know..."
Chen Guangda patted his chest confidently, and the other party opened the door without saying a word. Unexpectedly, he bumped into a bald monk. The monk hurriedly pretended to recite "Amitabha", but the other party greeted him politely.
He nodded, put on his sunglasses and left quickly.
"Holy crap! Did I hear you right? You actually used a living person to get married under the dead. You can do such an immoral thing..."
"Great Monk" Wang Dafu ran in anxiously, surprisingly not coveting the gold coupons on the table, but Chen Guangda put away the two bundles of gold coupons and said calmly: "You really think we are a monopoly industry, even if
We don’t do what others would do, it’s just that our appearance looks more professional, and we are robbing these rich people!”
"But that's a big living person, 100% still a young girl. We can't be so shameless..."
Wang Dafu anxiously sat next to Chen Guangda, but Chen Guangda threw him a cigarette and said with a smile: "We will be the ones to host the wedding. Once the coffin board is nailed, no one will open it. I will stuff it."
They don't even know if a living corpse enters. If the girl is beautiful, I'll leave her as your little wife!"
"Haha~ I knew you wouldn't be so bottomless. This means you're going to steal a dragon and turn him into a phoenix, right? This idea is so awesome. You can earn their money and sleep with them.
daughter in law……"
Wang Dafu immediately gave him a thumbs up in surprise and was so happy that he almost gave him a big hug, but at this moment Shu Hong walked in with a gust of fragrance and sat directly on Chen Guangda's lap.
He reached out and stuffed a stack of gold coupons into him. Chen Guangda immediately asked in surprise: "What are you doing? Are you supporting me?"
"Haha~ I just want to support you. You just gave me a lot of money. You can use the eight hundred yuan to make a living first. If you can't pay back in person, that's fine..."
Shu Hong blinked at him with a smile, her whole body was tired of rubbing in his arms, seducing him all the time, but Chen Guangda said with a wry smile: "I think you are a prostitute, tonight
You won’t let me lick your plate, will you?”
"Haha~ You are smart, you have to work hard for me tonight..."
Shu Hong smiled happily, but when Chen Guangda looked at her passionate eyes, he suddenly realized that this woman was serious about him. But just when he was about to politely refuse her, Tian Zhenzhen rushed in panting.
He shouted: "Mr. Chen is in trouble, your little slave girl was taken away, and a bunch of people smashed up your house!"