When the first ray of sunshine in the morning splashes on the earth, the familiar birdsong or noise can no longer be heard. Everything is quiet to an almost eerie level. Only the air is exceptionally fresh, but the survivors have gradually begun to get used to this.
Everything, this is the end of the world, a cruel hell on earth!
"Ha! You two had a real relationship while sleeping, right? You are so tired of it so early in the morning..."
Chen Guangda, who had just woken up, came out of the house with a short spear, but as soon as he came to the corridor, he saw Hu Yidao lying on the sofa. Mo Ying was feeding him food mouth to mouth, looking at the old man.
Hu's face seemed to be overjoyed with the enjoyment on his face, but Mo Ying said with a sweet smile: "Brother Guang, I can't bear to see you hugging me from one side to the other, leaving my old man Hu alone to guard the empty room!"
"Old Hu! Remember to treat others well, Mo Ying is very good, but next time you two don't lie on the window and do it, you are not afraid of attracting living corpses..."
Chen Guangda shook his head and left with a smile. Although he heard Ding Li talk about Mo Ying last night, he thought it was a helpless compromise on the part of Mo Ying. Neither Ding Li nor Tang Fei were economical.
It's like forcing her to throw herself into Hu Yidao's arms. If she doesn't want to be dumped by the old Hu Yidao, she can only use scheming and tricks.
"Team Thunder! Win with one strike! Come on! Come on! Come on..."
As soon as Chen Guangda entered the big classroom, he was startled by the loud voice. Luther and others had already formed a team. All five men brought homemade swords, guns and sticks, and were hugging each other and cheering loudly. Chen Guangda
Everbright immediately laughed jokingly and said: "We are preparing to go out this morning. Even the team name is so domineering. It is indeed Captain America!"
"It's impossible not to go out. We have eaten all the food. Please pray for us..."
Luther straightened up and beat his chest heavily, with a high-spirited look on his face, while a group of women next to him were also encouraging them and were also very excited. Chen Guangda then laughed and said: "Okay!
Seeing that your morale is so high, we, the Corpse Collector Team, wish you a triumphant return!"
"Corpse collector team? Why is it so strange..."
Lin Na turned around in confusion, and Chen Guangda smiled proudly and said: "Because my job is to collect corpses and perform funerals. For five thousand yuan, I can get a complete outfit, and for ten thousand yuan, I can send it all the way to the crematorium.
If you choose the 50,000-yuan luxury package, not only will it include a shroud and a coffin, but also special services such as mourning on the mistress’s grave, a sexy girl’s “grave dance” and other special services, plus a one-to-one paper car and a villa!
"
"Uh~ It sounds like he's quite professional and quite eccentric..."
Lin Na looked at him with a dazed look on her face. Others also looked confused. Luther even scratched his head inexplicably, but then he picked up a sharpened steel pipe and shouted loudly: "Warrior
Everyone! Are you ready? Glory is waiting for you, honor is waiting for you, follow me and set off!"
"Set off!"
A group of people immediately became as impulsive as chicken blood. They continued to file out of the window with full weapons. In the blink of an eye, only a sick man was left in the room, but Chen Guangda crossed his arms and asked
: "Lin Na! You taught him these cheering words, right? Don't you think this will kill them?"
"Why? They have been cowards for several days. How can they fight without cheering..."
Lin Na looked at Chen Guangda very strangely, but Chen Guangda shook his head and refused to explain, then asked: "What did Luther do in the past? Have you ever been a soldier?"
"Probably not, he didn't mention it in the blind date information..."
Lin Na shook her head gently, and then continued: "But he was once a well-known rugby athlete. Later, he quit his career because of a broken leg, and then became a teacher at a university in Sujing, so
I think he is a good candidate for captain. He is kind and courageous. If he has more experience, he will definitely be a very good zombie hunter!"
"Hmm! Walking Corpse Hunter, I like this name very much, but first of all, I don't get used to it. Here we call it either a living corpse or a zombie..."
Chen Guangda looked at her with a smile and looked at her contemptuously, then turned around and walked towards Su Tong. At this time, Su Tong was leaning against the wall with her knees in her arms. When she saw him coming over, she immediately lowered her head pitifully, and Chen Guangda sighed.
He knelt down and said, "戈戈! I apologize to you for what I said yesterday. Although we can't be lovers anymore, we can still be friends!"
"Hmph~ You are a complete member of the Appearance Association..."
Su Tong raised her head angrily, pouting at Lao Gao Lao Gao. Chen Guangda could only sit next to her with a wry smile, and said helplessly: "I admit that I care about a woman's appearance, but there are some
Who doesn't like good-looking women? But I think we can really be very good friends, at least we already know each other very well, right?"
"What do you know? You know me, but you lied to me from beginning to end. I only hid my weight from you..."
Su Tong pouted her little mouth and looked at Chen Guangda with resentment. Chen Guangda had no choice but to smile bitterly and said: "In my eyes, you are a goddess above me. If I don't brag about myself, how could you possibly do it?"
Just continue to fall in love with me, that's it! Don't be angry with me, let's be friends again from today on, okay?"
"Okay! But brother, I'm so hungry..."
Su Tong nodded weakly and looked at him with a pitiful expression. Chen Guangda almost laughed angrily at her, patted her head and said: "I know how to eat all day long, even if the world ends."
If you know how to lose weight for yourself, come with me, you little snacker!"
"Hehe~ Brother, I love you so much. If I lose weight, I will definitely become your mistress..."
Su Tong jumped up from the ground and held Chen Guangda's arm in excitement, but Chen Guangda rolled his eyes and said depressedly: "You should come less, you tease Biga so much, if I raise you as a pawn
Mistress, you have to eat me up and go bankrupt, unless you wait for me to become blind one day!"
"But I have long legs, and I still have a G cup..."
Su Tongtian pushed out her breasts shamelessly, and Chen Guangda almost felt nauseated by her. He pushed her and said that these were not breasts, but just two big fat pieces. However, Su Tong's funny skills were definitely very powerful.
The meeting made Chen Guangda laugh out loud.
"Wait a minute! You can't drink this water. It may be contaminated..."
As soon as the two of them walked into the kitchen, Su Tong reached out to turn on the faucet. Chen Guangda quickly stopped her, but Su Tong said in confusion: "Who said it was contaminated? There is a faucet in the toilet.
We almost all drank last night, and except for two people who had diarrhea, everyone was fine!"
"Ah? You all drank this water last night..."
Chen Guangda immediately screamed in shock. When Su Tong nodded in horror, he slapped his forehead heavily and said depressedly: "It's really damning. I forgot to remind you last night, but you all ran away outside.
It's been two or three days, but you don't know that this tap water contains corpse poison? The living corpses outside turned into corpses after drinking this water!"
"But no one told us, how could we know..."
Su Tong started wailing like a mourner, and Chen Guangda sighed speechlessly, but he looked at his watch and said, "Don't worry! The water here is discharged from the water tank. From last night to now,
It's been more than ten hours, and you haven't turned into corpses yet, which shows that the water existed before it was contaminated, so there should be no problem!"
"Oh~ I scared the baby to death. I quickly went to tell everyone about this. You must never drink water randomly again..."
Su Tong turned around and ran outside. Her concern for the safety of her companions actually defeated her foodie heart, and Chen Guangda immediately smiled knowingly. No matter how ugly Su Tong's figure was, she at least had a kind heart.
The heart is absolutely right.
"Oh~ How come the plane has been flying for a whole year and landed on a piece of shit like you..."
Chen Guangda sighed dumbfounded, turned around and walked outside the door, waved to Mo Ying opposite, and said loudly: "Mo Ying! Tell Ding Li and the others that the tap water can be drunk, but from now on I will control the water.
, everyone has a limited supply every day, just don’t make them thirsty to death!”
"I know!"
Mo Ying agreed crisply and turned around and walked upstairs. Chen Guangda waved to Hu Yidao, pointed to the door and said with a smile: "Old Hu! Let's go get some wild food."
Come and eat, it’s boring to be idle all the time!”
"I have been waiting for your words for a long time. Let those idiots take a good look at how we hunt..."
Hu Yidao immediately jumped up boldly, carrying a short spear and walked into the large classroom with Chen Guangda. A group of women immediately hid aside in fear, looking at Hu Yidao in fear, but Chen Guangda smiled brightly.
He said: "Don't be afraid! I just want to ask which of you is the aunt? Give me a bloody sanitary napkin!"
"ah?"
A group of women were instantly stunned. Two of them subconsciously covered their crotches and looked at Chen Guangda as if they were looking at a shameless pervert.