Feng Zhou stuffed the clothes they took off into a palm-sized basket and said, "Don't throw away these clothes. Bright clothes are good, but if you wear them to beg for food, I'm afraid no one will give them to you."
After stuffing it, he said to the bald man: "You see what I said is right, everything is stuffed in." The two of them were neatly dressed, swaying, and returned to Fengxiang Building.
What came up to him was a tuft of hair. When the bald man turned around and ran away, Feng Zhou had already held his arm tightly. A tuft of hair came in front of him and said with a smile on his face:
"You two are having dinner, please come and sit inside!"
Feng Zhou smiled softly, stretched out his hand in front of his eyes and said, "Look at our hands and faces, how do we look like 'Master'? We are beggars!"
The bald man tugged at Feng Zhou's sleeves from behind, but Feng Zhou ignored him.
Zuofu Mao looked at these hands as if they were like charcoal sticks, looked at this young man's face, which had not been washed for at least a month, and then looked at the other elder with a runny nose. Zuofu Mao's heart instantly
Understand: "It seems that this young man is very arrogant. I am afraid that even the high-ranking official in the family would not dare to take care of him. If not, why has he become so dissolute? He needs to be treated carefully."
Thinking in his mind, he said with a smile on his face: "I made fun of you."
Then, he turned around and shouted inside: "You two, sir"
Inside, the shopkeeper and all the waiters shouted: "Welcome"
A tuft of hair led the two of them to sit down at an empty table. The table was originally quite clean. He pulled off the white towel on his shoulders and wiped it hard. Then he turned around and took out the handle of the hot hand towel. He said respectfully
After delivering it to the two of them, they went to make tea.
Feng Zhou glanced at the bald man and said in a low voice: "I said, don't look like you're being beaten. I'm afraid this hairy guy wouldn't dare to touch a hair on your head. Today, this clawed eagle reacted quickly and ran early.
We didn't have time to clean him up, so let's clean up a handful of hair today, which can be considered as a rehearsal in advance, and at the same time, we can vent our anger on your waist and eyes one day."
The bald man was startled: Oops, is he going to use that poisonous snake to hurt people again?
We were in a small alley just now, and it was easy to run away after hurting someone. But there were so many people inside and outside the restaurant, and it was a bustling city outside. If a bunch of hair stood straight on the neck and screamed "Ouch, ouch, ouch",
While he was still rolling on the ground, people from inside and outside gathered around him and blocked the door of the restaurant, making it impossible for him to escape even if he wanted to.
Feng Zhou laughed at the side and said: "Don't be afraid. If I don't bite him with a venomous snake this time, it won't be such a big sin. Let's have a good meal later, and after we finish the meal, I'll slap him."
A big slap in the face, then a kick in the well on his waist, and that's it."
The bald man said hurriedly: "That's not okay! We are eating together. We are obviously accomplices. If you beat him, then when I take off my clothes and go to beg for food, if I let him bump into me, it will be weird if I don't get killed by him!"
Feng Zhou smiled inwardly and said to himself: "If your foundation is okay, you will be the one bullying others from now on, and no one will dare to bully you."
But he said: "If this is the case, I won't beat him. I'll find someone to beat him for me later!"
The bald man secretly laughed in his heart: "You are just trying to coax me. I don't think you dare to hit someone. It's even more ridiculous to ask others to hit someone for you. Who would be so stupid to hit someone for you if you have nothing to do?"
A tuft of hair served the two fragrant tea and asked with a smile: "What do you two want?"
Then he announced the names of the dishes quickly, like a barrage of words, with ups and downs and rhymes.
Feng Zhou knew that the bald man was used to begging, so he might not know how to order. He waved his hand and said to a tuft of hair: "Stop nagging, I'm annoyed. Pick up the delicious dishes that you are good at and serve them ten or eight times."
That’s enough, I’ll have a jug of the best wine and ten cold cuts, you can mix them as you like.”
A Tuft of Hair quickly responded and walked back, shouting out a series of dish names along the way. The promises were also crisp and fast, and the pots and spoons could be heard clanking, which was very lively.
Ten cold dishes and a pot of wine had just been served. A man came in from outside. Feng Zhou said with his mouth: "I think this is suitable."
The bald man turned his head and saw that the man who came in had an angry face, as if someone owed him two hundred coins and hadn't paid him.
Feng Zhou looked at it again, shook his head at the bald man and said: "If you look carefully, it doesn't fit very well. This person's hands are too small, his arms don't seem to be very strong, and his legs are also a little thin, even if they are just right.
A kick on a tuft of hair's waist won't hurt much... No, I can't let him hit it for me!"
The bald man said nothing and murmured in his heart: "You have a lot of choices. Just look at this man. You open your mouth and let others beat someone for you. He still can't decide who to beat first?"
A tuft of hair greeted him with a smile and invited the man in again. Feng Zhou ignored him and poured wine for the bald man, and the two started drinking.
At this moment, another strong man with a smile on his face, dressed as a business official, came outside. Feng Zhou poked the bald man and whispered:
"This guy is suitable! Look at that guy. If he slaps a tuft of hair on his face, it would be weird if he doesn't make him lie down! Look below: all the lumps on his legs are protruding from his pants.
It's obvious that he has practiced kung fu. If he kicked a bunch of hair hard, the hair would not be able to get up for half a month! But there is one thing that I am not satisfied with. This guy is in a good mood today. Where did he pick it up?
A piece of gold ingot, just because of the sweetness of his smile, I'm afraid he won't hit anyone easily... Hey, I don't have time to choose, it's just him, let's make do with it."
The bald man almost cried out in joy. Listening to Feng Zhou's tone, everyone in the capital was prepared for him to beat people up. After only two glasses of wine, I just felt a little hot on my face. He was drunk and talking nonsense.
Eight ways.
The strong man who looked like a businessman sat down and stood next to the fragrant tea king who held up a handful of hair. He said with a smile: "I don't have to wipe my face. I don't want tea either. You give me a pot of good wine, and it needs to be piping hot."
Cut me a plate of beef with sauce and a plate of diced cucumbers, and drink them to your heart's content first!"
The tuft of hair agreed and flew away. After a while, all the wine and food were placed in front of the strong man. The strong man picked up the wine pot, was slightly startled, and shouted:
"Man, come here! You look like a capable person, why are you so careless? I said you want it to be piping hot, but this wine is cold!"
A tuft of hair said: "What did you say, sir? This wine is my own... Ouch! It's really cold, and it's still hot to my hands when I serve it. How... how could such a strange thing happen?"
The strong man waved his hand and said with a smile: "You don't have to look like this, just change it!"
A tuft of hair said with a smile: "Don't blame me, uncle! It's the fault of the little one, so I'll make it right!!"
He picked up the wine bottle, turned around and left.
Here, Feng Zhou smiled at the bald man and said, "This tuft of hair is indeed a rascal. I want hot wine, why do I want it cold?"
Before he finished speaking, a bunch of hair had already brought a bottle of wine over. Feng Zhou was pouring wine to Bald Man. He picked up a full glass and said to Bald Man: "We are meeting in the capital, so we are somewhat destined. You
You kowtow and beg for me in Fuyuan Alley, which shows that you attach great importance to feelings and are a good friend. I’ll give you a toast!”
The bald man laughed and said: "You invited me to eat Chaos when we first met, and the next day you invited me to drink here. I also thank you!"
After that, the two raised their glasses and drained the wine together.
As soon as he put down the wine glass, the strong man sitting next to him shouted again: "Come back here!"