Xu Que was shocked when he heard Ergouzi's rhyming freestyle.
Even department stores know this, where did they learn this?
Looking down again, Ergouzi was holding a tape recorder in his hand.
"It's no wonder!" Xu Que suddenly realized that these songs were obviously found by Ergouzi in the tape recorder. They were meant to be played on the spot, and he learned and sold them now!
At this time, Ergouzi had already annoyed the group of monks, and several monks directly took out the magic formula and wanted to kill it with one palm!
Ergouzi immediately stood up in fear, jumped up from the ground, and prepared to run away.
But at this moment, its eyes suddenly stared at Xu Que. At this moment, its expression had a terrifying sense of déjà vu, and it was like a living emoticon.
Then it yelled and cursed: "Damn it, boy, what are you watching? Come and help! Hey, hey, what do you want to do? Don't come over. I'm warning you, it's best not to come over. If you see that
No one, he is the younger brother of this god, he is very powerful, he can kill ten of them with one punch!"
"Here, do you recognize me?" Xu Que was stunned. He and Jiang Hongyan were both disguised. He didn't expect Ergouzi to recognize him at a glance.
This dog eye is really not simple!
"Aren't you talking nonsense? Do you think I can't find you if you hide? It's useless. A man as outstanding as you, no matter where he hides, is as bright as a firefly in the night.
, so dazzling! Damn, okay? Come and help me!" Ergouzi was chased and jumped up and down. He tried his best to rush to Xu Que, but he was always intercepted and killed!
"Oh, that's good!" Xu Que was immediately overjoyed. It was rare to hear Ergouzi flattering him. Sure enough, the ancients believed that a dog would not only jump over the wall when he was in a hurry, but would also speak his mind!
"That's right, this god is about to die!" Ergouzi shouted.
"Then do you have freestyle?" Xu Que asked without any hurry, standing on the spot and touching his chin.
Ergouzi suddenly became furious and shouted: "YO! YO! Xu Que, you handsome guy, there are people who want to do harm to me, how can you bear to watch the show there, come and help me kill these people, this kind of thing
It can’t be child’s play!”
puff!
Xu Que suddenly laughed out loud. Er Gouzi actually had talent in this area. It was so awesome!
"Hongyan, what do you think of this part?" Xu Que looked at Jiang Hongyan and asked with a smile.
Jiang Hongyan was startled for a moment, shook her head slightly and said with a smile: "I don't understand much about this!"
"It's okay, just go by your feelings!" Xu Que said with a smile.
"...I think it's okay!" Jiang Hongyan thought for a moment and said thoughtfully.
"Well, I don't think it's possible!" Xu Que shook his head.
After hearing this, Ergouzi became furious and shouted angrily: "It's unfair for you to do this!"
"Okay, okay, stop fucking!" Xu Que laughed, then his body swayed, suddenly turned into a shadow, and swept forward.
He was extremely fast, as fast as lightning, and instantly passed through the group of monks and appeared in front of Er Gouzi.
Suddenly, several monks were stunned, their faces full of astonishment.
"YO! YO! Ergouzi Ergou, come with me!" Xu Que patted Ergouzi on the head and began to sing impromptu rap again.
Ergouzi looked proud and followed Xu Que directly, opening his duck voice and singing loudly: "Let's go when we say we can! You have everything and I have everything!"
Several monks present were immediately confused, with doubtful expressions on their faces, thinking they had met two fools.
Seeing that Xu Que was about to leave with Er Gouzi, several people immediately reacted and shouted angrily: "Stop!"
"Fellow Taoist, what do you mean?" Several people caught up and asked Xu Que, staring at him.
"Looking at how unfamiliar you are, you must be a newcomer, right? I would like to advise you not to meddle in other people's business in a place like this, otherwise you will be responsible for the consequences!"
While one of them was speaking, he already clenched his hand on the hilt of his sword and stared at Xu Que coldly.
Xu Que suddenly smiled and shook his head: "Our Zhatian Gang has never been afraid of trouble!"
As soon as he finished speaking, he suddenly clapped his palm forward.
boom!
A majestic force swept forward in an instant.
Several monks in the integration stage barely had time to react. They felt as if they were hit by a huge mountain on the chest. They flew out, coughing out blood from their mouths, and landed heavily on several big trees behind them.
With a click, several big trees were immediately smashed!
The faces of several monks turned pale and were full of horror.
What kind of terrifying power is this?
It's obviously in the combined stage, why is he so powerful?
"Let's forget about it today, give me a favor for the Zhaotian Gang, you will be happy for this!" Xu Que left a faint sentence, took Er Gouzi and Jiang Hongyan, and left slowly, leaving
There is only an inscrutable back figure among everyone.
None of the monks who came from behind dared to step forward to stop him. They all got numb and took the initiative to get out of the way.
In addition to being wary of Xu Que's strength, they were even more wary of Jiang Hongyan. After all, she was in the tribulation period and was at the top of the food chain on the road to immortality!
Finally, Xu Que and his group walked down the road to ascend to immortality. The number of monks on the road gradually decreased, and there were only a few people.
Some people have gone deeper, some are still lingering at some entrances, and some people have closed their eyes forever and turned into corpses on the road to immortality!
These have become commonplace in the world of immortality.
Xu Que walked slowly until no one could be seen on the road. With a "swish", he suddenly grabbed the collar around Ergouzi's neck and cursed: "Okay, you Ergouzi, I asked you to take them to the south."
Zhou Secret Realm, what are you doing here?"
Ergouzi was stunned for a moment, and then cursed: "Damn, boy, do you still have the nerve to say that? This god has already taken them there, but do you know how boring it is in that secret realm? Especially Duan Jiude's one
Master, she is simply a crazy woman. She plays music in the secret realm every day and sings about 'the love of her life'. If I don't come out, I will definitely go crazy!"
Speaking of this, Er Gouzi paused for a moment, and then a look of gloating suddenly appeared on his face, and he said with a smile: "That's right, that old guy Duan Jiude is in bad luck. Originally, he wanted to be with me.
He escaped, but he was kicked back by this god halfway through his escape. Then he was caught by his master and threw him into the forbidden area of the secret realm. This time he had to shed at least two layers of skin before he could come out alive!"
"Haha, is it true?" When Xu Que heard this, he immediately became happy, his face full of gloating.
This is really great news!
"Er Gouzi, you did a great job! Come on, give me a high five!"
"Come!"
Snapped!
"By the way, Ergouzi, where did you kick him? Did it hit the vital point?"
"It's necessary. I have been planning that move for several months! You didn't see it at the time. That old guy Duan Jiude almost cried..."
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Jiang Hongyan, who was standing aside, was speechless.
One second, these two guys were yelling at each other with angry faces, and the next second, they were getting together with playful smiles. It really made people laugh and cry!
But seeing them chatting further and further away, Jiang Hongyan couldn't stand it anymore. She smiled and shook her head and said, "Okay, stop chatting!"
"Yes! Holy Lord!" Ergouzi immediately stood in awe, straightened his body, and looked at Jiang Hongyan respectfully.
Xu Que suddenly twitched the corner of his mouth, this bastard, is he still thinking about trying to flatter himself and become a prime minister?
"Er Gouzi, can you tell me in detail how you came here?" Jiang Hongyan asked with a slight smile.
"Of course, Your Majesty the Holy Lord! Actually, this is a long story, and we have to start talking about it when this Lord was born..." Ergouzi immediately looked proud and prepared to talk, introducing it to the Holy Lord in a long speech.
glorious history and want to leave a good impression.
But before he finished speaking, there was a crisp "pop" sound, and Xu Que slapped it on the head.
"Ouch! What are you doing, kid?"
"No, no, no, get out! If you keep talking nonsense, I'll beat you to death. Let's make a long story short. How did you get in?"
"You walked in! It hurts, it hurts, don't fight, don't fight, that's all I said! In fact, three months ago, I went to the Eastern Wasteland..."
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[The first update is delivered today. The monthly ticket has not reached 5,000 today, so there is no need to add more. I am so happy! You fighting scumbags, you have two chapters to go and you will be free. You can go to Dongguan... Bah, no, go to Donghuang.