After leaving the city, there was an endless stream of crackling firecrackers, and the motorcade drove slowly like grandma's house. It will be 9:30, and it will arrive in an hour, so there is no need to rush, just drive slowly.
Hu Shuai was sitting in the passenger seat holding a bouquet, and Kim Taeyeon was in the back seat, holding a bag and helping the bride touch up her makeup. The two of them were the main companions.
"Fortunately, I didn't listen to Chi Chi's horse riding." Su Yan asked the driver to turn up the air conditioner.
On October 1st, the weather was still very hot. It was about thirty degrees in the morning. In addition, the ancient wedding dress had three layers on the left and three on the right. I took my wife down again and covered herself with sweat. I could only keep going.
He pulled the big red flower on his chest.
Lao Hu turned around and reminded: "Don't use too much force, or it will break after a while."
"I'm hot!" Su Yan said.
"Then you have to endure it, it will be cool soon." He said and looked at the bouquet in his hand: "Are you going to throw it away now?"
"What, you want to grab it?" Su Yan smiled.
"It's not impossible."
"I also said we would talk about it when we are in the Magic City."
"No, there will be many people there, so you may not be able to grab it."
"Okay, wait until you talk to Fan Qifeng and add this link." Su Yan didn't care.
Irene didn't come, which was inconvenient. After all, her friend from Korea hadn't arrived. If she flew over here, she would definitely be on the news. Anyway, Lao Hu would have to follow her in a few days, so there was no rush.
"By the way, are there any customs here in your hometown? Let's talk about it first. Don't embarrass Yoona."
"Originally." Su Yan looked at his daughter-in-law, who was sitting there obediently putting on her makeup: "But my mother voted to veto them all. Don't bother. The whole process is just a tea ceremony, and then toasts to each table."
Speaking of mom, Yoona was about to turn around and give birth to her baby when Taeyeon grabbed her by the neck.
"Don't move, don't talk."
I could only blink a few times: Mom, I love you, love you, love you.
"How many tables are there?"
"Let's have a table of twenty or so. They are all relatives, but you should be fine. Few of you are capable of trouble. The main battlefield is still in the Magic City."
"It's okay, we have everything with us." Old Hu took something out of his pocket.
"What?"
"Hangover cure."
"Give me one first."
I drank the mineral water and took a deep breath after swallowing it.
“You don’t have to follow them all in a while, just find two of them, Taeyeon!”
"ah?!"
"You can also find two of them, and we'll toast with Yoona later."
"But I don't know how to drink." Taeyeon looked at her brother-in-law helplessly.
"You don't need to drink. Just help Yoona pour the wine and collect the red envelope."
Su Yan still knew this. Newcomers only need to take a finger-sized cup, followed by a few helpers to pour wine, and their hands may be replaced with drink bottles.
"That's good!" She patted her chest reassuringly.
As soon as the car arrived at the entrance of the village, Su Yan saw a huge banner.
"Warm congratulations to Su Yan and Miss Lin Yuner on their happy wedding"
There are several big balloons floating in the sky.
The crackling firecrackers and fireworks exploded at the same time.
The convoy is waiting there for now.
Lao Hu took out his mobile phone and took a photo: "Tell me, do those who see this banner know that Yoona is Yoona."
"Then who am I?" Lin Xiaoyun didn't understand.
Lao Hu didn’t explain it and just posted it on Weibo.
There were many more messages in an instant.
"Sure enough, Su Yan is getting married."
"I used this picture to pretend to be at the scene."
"I didn't expect to be so confident. I thought I would go to a foreign castle or something."
But there is more to it.
"You're not married yet???"
Just swiping the screen there made Lao Hu so angry that he stopped watching.
It took about ten minutes before everything became quiet.
Everyone in the village heard the noise and came out to stand at the door to watch the excitement. When Wang Yangyang saw a child, he put down the car window and sprinkled candies.
We arrived at my grandma's house soon. The car didn't leave and was parked on the playground of the elementary school. It's a holiday today so it won't affect it.
Mother Su quickly caught up from behind.
"Don't be in a hurry to get out of the car. Yoona put the hijab on her head. Xiaoyan, come and carry her in."
Su Yan agreed and opened the door.
A bunch of familiar faces smiled at me and kept shouting their names. I couldn't say hello, so I could only nod and greet them. Grandma was also standing at the door of her house, waving.
The table has been set up next to the house, right in front of the house. Su Yan helped build a small third floor in the past two years, and the uncle's family lived with the grandma, making it easier to take care of them.
There is an open space in front, but there is no room for about twenty tables, so the neighbor next door made it convenient.
After a while, the best man and bridesmaids came down and stood in two rows. The villagers who were watching the fun or attending the banquet were talking about it.
"Hey, isn't that Huang Lei?"
"That young man looks familiar, as if I've seen him on TV."
"These little girls are so pretty."
"Auntie, that's Girls' Generation, a Korean star."
"Hey, you are still a star. The old Su family is really amazing."
"Well, don't you look at that car just now, the Rolls-Royce, it seems to be faster than 10 million."
"Tsk tsk tsk, Grandma Su is in for a treat."
"Hurry up and take some photos for me."
Su Yan just took Yoona out of the car,
“Bang bang bang!”
Fireworks exploded overhead, and everyone walked in step by step as they cheered.
The living room was also crowded, but there was a passage in the middle and a red carpet.
The elders sat around and waited for the newlyweds to serve tea.
The host was Su Yan's aunt. She and Taeyeon helped YoonA stand still in front of the old man.
This is also called changing mouth tea,
At her aunt's prompting, Su Yan shouted: "Dad, Mom, my son has a wife!"
It made everyone laugh.
The old couple sat there and nodded repeatedly.
Yoona bowed and served tea.
"Dad (Mom), you have tea."
"Hey, okay, okay." Mother Su stood up and took it, took a sip, and handed it back.
Su Yan looked up and accidentally saw Lao Lin watching secretly from the side, as if he was studying.
Lao Hu waited for Yoona to put the tea cup away, then took out a big red envelope from his pocket and handed it over.
"Let's live a good life in the future."
"Thank you, Mom and Dad!"
Yoona happily took it.
Originally, the woman was not like this, but since she was a foreigner, it didn't matter.
When Lao Lin served Su Yan tea, he had a serious look on his face, but ended up drinking the whole cup, which made him feel bad.
that tea,
So hot!!!
After receiving the red envelope, the two took an extra step, which was to say hello to grandma.
After that, it's over.
A group of people gathered around to go to the room on the third floor, and a big red word "Happy" was posted on the door.
Although no one lives inside, the sheets and quilt covers have been replaced by dragons and phoenixes.
The reason why houses in rural areas are better than those in urban areas, apart from the environment, is that they are big.
The relatives in my hometown have obviously tidied up and made the largest room. Even if about twenty people came over at once, it would not seem crowded. A group of people sat in rows and ate fruit.
Men who smoke are pushed out directly.
Huang Lei and Lao Wang did not come up, but accompanied Lao Su and the others to receive the guests.
"Ah, so tired!"
Yoona sat on the bed and fluttered her legs.
Little Taiyang took a bottle of water, plugged it in and asked her to suck it: "Just pull it down. You haven't done anything. What's so hard about it?"
Lin Xiaoyun seemed to be thirsty, so she drank carefully for a while and then raised her head.
"I'm excited, I'm happy, I, I..."
"What the hell!" Taeyeon poked her head with her finger: "But weddings here are so lively. This is my first time to attend a Chinese-style wedding."
Lin Gengxin peeled off the wedding candy: "Then you can consider marrying to China and experience it for yourself."
"That's right!" Xiao Nanyuan and the others were cheering from the side.
The banquet wouldn't start until an hour later, so they could take a break.
However, the relatives at home took turns coming to see the bride, and Yoona stopped every time.
Su Yan was a little apologetic, but there was nothing he could do about it.
Grandma also came up, held Yoona's hand and talked for a while, and also stuffed a big red envelope.
Then, the boys were kicked out and the bride had to change her clothes.
The hem of Yoona's skirt is almost three meters now, making it inconvenient for her to eat or toast.
I stood upstairs and looked down. It was almost full of people. Everyone was eating melon seeds and chatting there. It was very comfortable. Familiar cousins and cousins were still waving when they saw Su Yan.
"Ah, actually weddings in rural areas do have more atmosphere." Chi Chi looked at the busy crowd happily.
"I will also hold a show in the countryside like Director Su in the future." Mu Mu was also very moved.
"Hahaha!" Su Yan laughed: "It seems that my marriage has touched you very much. If your parents know about it, they will definitely thank me."
"Can you leave?" a voice sounded from behind.
Yoona changed into a cheongsam, revealing her calves and white arms, which was another kind of style.
Su Yan saw that his uncle had taken a bunch of firecrackers and went out, and his aunt also came upstairs, knowing that it was almost time.
"Let's go and take a seat."
The groomsmen and bridesmaids are at two tables, sitting on both sides of the main table.
In addition to cold dishes, drinks, and cigarettes, there was also a pot of flowers on the table. Grandma was smiling there and watching the young couple quietly.
The deafening sound of firecrackers also indicates that the banquet has officially begun.
One after another delicious food was served, with strong characteristics, that is, the appearance is average, but the quantity is large, the taste is good, and it is real.
Beef mixed with peanuts is all beef,
You can really see the red mushrooms in the Russula Chicken Soup.
White chopped native chicken,
A shrimp bigger than a man’s thumb,
big abalone,
Steamed lobster
...
Anyway, the dishes are not inferior to those in five-star hotels. Foodies like Huang Lei and Mr. Wang are full of praise for the food.
From time to time, some relatives came over to toast with wine glasses. Su Yan's side had changed. The best man was Xiao Nanyuan and the bridesmaid was Sunny. They took the initiative to take over the task of drinking for Didi.
The whole banquet was bustling with people, just like a market, it was quite lively.
"Hey hey..."
About halfway through the dishes, the sound from the microphone came, it was Fan Qifeng doing something outside.
"Dear relatives and friends, I am Su Yan's good friend Fan Qifeng. Today is a happy day for him and Miss Lin Yuner. Your arrival is the best blessing. By the way, did you all have a good meal?"
"good!"
The response was loud.
"Then before the toast, should we invite the groom and the bride to come out and say a few words to us so that everyone can feel happy? Do you think so?"
"yes!"
"Then we welcome with warm applause..."
"Yes!" Su Yan looked at his wife: "Let's go!"
Yoona held his arm obediently. A small stage was set up outside somewhere, and Fan Qifeng was standing on it waving.
"Bang bang bang..."
Although he had already seen a dozen and a half-year-olds standing on the side, holding fireworks tubes in their hands and looking at him with a wicked smile, he tried to rush over quickly, but he was immediately seen through.
The sky was filled with broken flowers that immediately enveloped the two of them.
Su Yan couldn't figure it out. Didn't he already put a lot of flowers when he got off the car? There is no charge for spraying flowers, right?
Not only did they have a hand, but they also had two in their pockets. On the way there, no one could be seen clearly. When they got on stage, they had at least two taels of shredded paper on their heads.
Su Yan originally wanted to help Yoon'er clean up, but she didn't expect her to be better. Just like Pepsi after taking a bath, she shook her whole body and paper and snowflakes fell down, which made the villagers happy.
Fan Qifeng laughed as he watched from the side. After seeing that everything was sorted out, he handed over the microphone: "I would like to invite two newcomers to speak. Which one of you will come first?"
Su Yan got off the microphone and was sprayed so much along the way that his head went blank for a while. He didn't know what to say for a while, so he could only look down and said: "Everyone...have you eaten enough?"
The villagers laughed: "No, I'll wait until you finish speaking."
"Oh!" Su Yan handed the microphone to Yoona: "Then I'm done."
Yoona seemed to be prepared. She took the microphone and asked, "Are you all here to attend our wedding?"
The folks continued to laugh: "It's all!"
Yoona nodded happily, "There are so many people, I'm done." Then she returned the microphone to Fan Qifeng.
"..." Fan Qifeng, you two must have done this on purpose. It took a long time to react.
"Okay, you two go this way!" He stood in the middle and said, "Parents from both sides are invited to come up."
Old Su was stunned and wanted to rush forward. Huang Lei shouted and handed him an umbrella, and Old Lin did the same.
The old people nodded gratefully and bathed under the paper flowers, but not a single leaf touched them.
After all, Lao Lin was not from China, so it was obvious that he was happy, but he did not raise the embarrassing question. He just expressed his views on the marriage of his children. This was the first time in the countryside that the father-in-law needed to be translated when speaking.
After Su Yan stepped down from the stage, he didn't go back and directly took people to start toasting.
He drank red wine himself. Although there were more than 20 tables, the cup was small. It was estimated that it would be less than half a bottle. What's more, it was mixed with a lot of Sprite. The same was true for Yoona. When he picked up the cup, he could see with the naked eye
You can see that the color has become lighter.
But we are all fellow villagers, and everyone is like this, so we don’t care about it.
If you shout, it’s okay, the bartender next to you comes out and serves you with a big drink.
Su Yan served a few tables here, and later Lao Su and his wife, Lao Lin, and his sister-in-law also started. Koreans don't like this, but they do as the Romans do, and looking at the appearance of their father-in-law, they are quite happy.
There was no other way. He was under strict control at home and didn't let him drink much. It was rare for him to have an honest reason. Wuliangye was so boring that after a while, he was helped back to sleep.
Su Yan returned to his seat, poured a glass of wine, pure beer, and took Yoona to pay an extra tribute to the uncles and uncles who had helped during this period. They were the ones who had really worked hard.
At two o'clock in the afternoon, as the last sweet soup was served, the firecrackers went off again to see off the guests.
There were a lot of dishes prepared, and most of them were too much to finish. Mother Su took the bags she had prepared a long time ago and distributed them. Packing is also a feature of country banquets.
Lao Hu, Taeyeon and the others tidied the table together again, and now they are the only ones left, and they have to drink some.
Su Yan picked up the cup again and said to Huang Lei, who was always by his side: "Teacher Huang, you have worked the hardest today. Let me take a cup."
Huang Lei smiled and said: "Don't be so polite to me."
The two clinked glasses.
Others also began to look for opponents and stayed here at night. They would fly to Shanghai tomorrow afternoon so they could have a good rest and it would be okay if they drank too much.
The uncle looked happy and saw that the guests had begun to disperse, so he helped bring the wine over.
"Uncle, let's sit down and have a drink together." Su Yan stood up.
"I'll wait." He wiped the sweat from his face and said, "You guys should eat well and drink well."
With a bunch of celebrities here, the relatives were initially interested, and now they all volunteered to help. This is the human touch of the countryside.
"Hey Chichi, the driver and master must have eaten it."
Su Yan suddenly remembered that he would have to go back by car later.
"Don't worry." Chichi and Little Yang drank a drink: "There are no shortage of red envelopes, cigarettes, and gifts."
"That'll do!"
...
Back at the new house, Su Yan felt like his whole body was falling apart, and he didn't want to move while lying on the bed. Yoona was not from China, so she naturally missed the necessary steps and gifts for the bridal chamber.
All of these were handed over to my mother and she was responsible for them. After all, Su Yan would definitely not have any chance to participate in the package in the future.
Yoona was also dizzy, lying on the side and humming.
"Go ahead and change your clothes. Are you worried?"
After saying that, he patted her small buttocks.
"Well..." Yoona coquettishly said: "I don't want to move, I'm so tired! It turns out that getting married is more tiring than being on stage."
Su Yan laughed: "Obey, sleep for two hours first, and you have to go out to eat at night."
"How about not going?"
"How can that be done? Teacher Huang Lei and the others have helped so much, and in two days, we will have to trouble others. It is necessary."
"Huhu, I got it, give me a hug, Oppa!"
Yoona moved to Su Yan's chest on the bed, found a comfortable position, and put her hands around her shoulders.
After a while, both of them fell asleep.
After taking a nap for a few hours, my energy levels are basically back.
At noon, everyone basically restrained themselves. After all, there are too many elders, and it would not be good to make a fool of yourself when drunk. At night, this is the real deal.
Wine, red wine, beer, liquor.
Even though Sunny was the god of wine, he was targeted by several people and ended up drunk in the end.
(Thanks to Mr. Ping Junyun for the 500-point reward, and thanks to the three bosses of Bitter Melon Coptis, Feiwushou, and Book Friends 4815 for their rewards)
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