Xia Buer took a sip of tea and squirted out, hitting Wu Xiuxiu all over her face. Wu Xiuxiu looked at him with aggrieved face and did not dare to wipe it, but Xia Buer looked at the groom in horror. This tone was not his.
Who are the family dog brothers?
"Brother Yu! What's wrong with you..."
Huang Baihe pushed him in confusion. The groom's voice was not loud when he just spoke, so she didn't hear clearly what he was saying.
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"Haha~ You are so interesting, kid..."
Xia Buyer suddenly laughed, patted the groom on the shoulder and said: "Wu Xiuxiu is where I fought in the past. Since your taste is the same as mine, we are very destined. I will be your witness today."
Man, I’ll give you a warehouse as a gift!”
The bride rushed over and said excitedly: "Oh~ thank you, Director, for the reward. Husband, why don't you thank him quickly? This is a great honor for you!"
"I don't want to marry her. She is the old man's woman, and she has his children in her belly..."
The groom suddenly pointed at his father, and all the guests in the courtyard were startled. His father and the bride turned pale for an instant. The guests reacted immediately, and some of them couldn't help covering their mouths and laughed, but everyone
Some of them looked at the groom's mother.
Unexpectedly, the mature woman said calmly: "My body and mind have been completely dedicated to the master. Except for this piece of meat that fell from my body, no one in the world has anything to do with me. But my son can never marry this person."
I have a shameless woman as my wife, come on! Kick her out!"
"yes!"
Several thugs immediately stepped forward to pick up the bride, and threw her out amidst the bride's cries. The groom's father did not even dare to fart, and stood aside obediently rubbing his hands, but he almost
Everyone despises him for being such an old man.
"Wu Xiuxiu..."
The mature woman stood up and walked to Wu Xiuxiu and said: "You are classmates with my son, so you know everything about me. Since my son likes you so much, just make a condition. As long as you are willing to marry my son, I will try my best to satisfy you."
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"I already have a boyfriend..."
Wu Xiuxiu immediately looked at Zhang Mingliang, but Zhang Mingliang stood up and said: "You can't do this. You said you didn't want your classmates to laugh, so you asked me to pretend to be your boyfriend to support the scene. I agreed because you are a talented classmate.
, I solemnly declare now that I have nothing to do with you!"
"you……"
Wu Xiuxiu pointed at him angrily, but quickly stood up and said fiercely: "Okay! My old classmate likes me because he gives me face, and my requirements are not high. This courtyard and the warehouse given by Director Zhang belong to me.
Give me another 100,000 catties of food stamps, and I will give her a fat son next year!"
"Okay! It's settled..."
The mature woman agreed readily, and all the guests were immediately in an uproar. The large yard and warehouse alone were worth a lot, not to mention a hundred thousand kilograms of food stamps. This was an astronomical figure for ordinary people. The scene
There are many girls who even regret their bowel movements.
"Thank you, Mom..."
Wu Xiuxiu probably didn't expect that the other party would be so happy. She hugged the groom and kissed him very excitedly. She pulled him up and said with a charming smile: "Let's go! Come with me to change clothes. I will marry you as my wife later. From now on, you will
You have to take good care of others! Hee hee~"
"Go and change the eldest mistress's wedding dress..."
The mature woman waved her hand arrogantly and personally accompanied Wu Xiuxiu and the others into the house. It seemed that her status in the Daxian Temple was not low, but Xia Buer sneered and said: "It's a hundred thousand catties in one move. It's so easy for these ghosts and snake gods to make money."
ah!"
Huang Baihe also nodded and said: "No! There are thousands of believers in the Daxian Temple, all of whom have gone bankrupt to make offerings to them. Ouyang Bai doesn't make money as easily as they do. If there hadn't been an order from above to restrict them, I'm afraid they would have gone even crazier!"
"There are too many fools and not enough liars..."
Xia Buer got up and walked to the toilet. After peeing, he walked around into the back room from the side. He happened to see the groom sitting in the small hall eating fruit. He immediately waved his hands and shouted in a low voice: "Rhubarb! Come here, come here!"
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"How do you know my name? Do you know me..."
The groom tilted his head and walked over in confusion, just like Dahuang did when he was in a daze. Xia Fujian hurriedly pulled him into the storage room, closed the door and said with a smile: "I am you... Brother Hua, Dahua!
I changed my body just like you!"
"Woof woof woof..."
Dahuang immediately screamed excitedly, pressing his shoulder and sniffing fiercely. Although it still couldn't change the nature of a dog, its IQ was obviously much higher than before. At least it could speak completely and communicate much easier.
"Where is my second brother? Where is my second brother..."
Dahuang squatted down excitedly and wandered around his legs. Xia Buer touched its head and said with a smile: "Your second brother is very good in Shiniu County, and Xiaosi is also very good, but I can't take care of him at the moment."
You go over there, we are fighting the Black Corpse Insects, it is safer for you to stay here!"
"I miss my second brother, can you take me to see him..."
Dahuang raised his head pitifully, and Xia Buer had no choice but to squat down and say: "Dahuang! Be obedient, our mission this time is extraordinary. Now you have become an ordinary person again, and you can't help if you go there."
, why not stay here and wait for news about us, and take you home when we win!"
"Shall we go back to the cemetery? All my toys are at home, and Sister Momo..."
Dahuang looked at him innocently, and Xia Buer's eyes suddenly turned red. Dahuang followed him all over the country for so many years, and he never had a fixed place. Unexpectedly, he finally regarded the cemetery as their home. There was only one person there.
A place for a dog.
"Well! Let's go back to our home in the cemetery to find Momo and your toys..."
Xia Buyer hugged it suddenly and burst into tears. Dahuang was still the same as before, gently rubbing his face with his head and saying: "Brother Hua! I miss Liu Yue so much. Will she never appear again?"
Can you let the second brother get her back?"
"Rhubarb! Some people only leave for a short time. When we get old or die, we will meet again in another world. If one life is not enough, there will be another life..."
Xia Buyer touched his head gently and said with a smile: "Just stay here and wait for us. I will let Wu Xiuxiu take good care of you, but you must not tell her about our affairs. She is different from Liu Yue.
, you can’t really treat her as your wife, do you understand?”
"I understand! Friends, friends only sleep and don't talk to each other. I remember everything you told me..."
Dahuang shook his head and laughed. Xia Buer made him speechless. A dog followed them. They all learned bad things. Especially when Dahua had no one to talk to, he liked to hold Dahuang and talk nonsense.
It's a bunch of shit.
Xia Fujian patted its head, stood up, and said with a smile: "Remember! From now on, you will be a human being. Don't bark anymore if you have nothing to do. It's a rare opportunity for you to be a human being, so just enjoy it."
Bar!"
"I think you are the second brother, how strange..."
Dahuang tilted his head and looked at him again. Xia Buer laughed, bent down and whispered: "Silly dog! Our identity cannot be known to outsiders. Once we let outsiders know, it will be dangerous. If you see me in the future, call me Director,
Do you know?"
"What is the relationship between the director and the virgin..."
Dahuang stood up with a confused look on his face. Xia Buer felt that he could no longer talk to it. This silly dog was full of gangster thoughts. Someone happened to call him loudly outside the door. Xia Buer immediately opened the door and said with a smile: "Do a good job."
Go to your groom and stop messing around with the watchdog!"
"It seduces me, I can't help it..."
Dahuang yelled in dissatisfaction, almost making Xia Buer laugh out loud, kicked him out and slipped out of the back door. When he returned to the table, the dishes had been served like water.
"Pa bang bang..."
Suddenly there was a burst of fierce applause in the courtyard. Wu Xiuxiu was wearing a bright red cheongsam and walking out happily with rhubarb on her arm. She was as happy as if she had won the first prize. She even said softly: "Everyone, please wait a moment."
, my mother will be here soon, I have sent someone to pick her up!"
Huang Lily shook her head and smiled bitterly: "Oh~ If I could be as shameless as her, I probably wouldn't have suffered so much in vain!"
Who knew that Dahuang suddenly became energetic, waved and shouted: "Tonight is my big day, everyone must not get drunk before returning. Those who stand up and walk out are not my friends, and those who drink and lie down are my brothers. From now on
Let's fight together, drink fine wine together, and take all the pretty girls home!"
"..."
The courtyard suddenly became eerily quiet. Everyone looked at Dahuang in disbelief. Even Wu Xiuxiu was dumbfounded and couldn't believe how the silly boy suddenly spoke so clearly and clearly, and even waved with a domineering air.
"What? Do you really think I'm a fool..."
Dahuang actually narrowed his eyes and smiled scornfully again: "I'm just teasing you when I have nothing to do. Hurry up and fill up the wine glasses for me. If you don't eat well tonight, it means I didn't greet you well, but if you don't drink well, it means you don't have the guts to drink."
Come on, my wife! You take the lead and give everyone a toast, let them see how much our Xia family can drink!"
"Hey, okay, okay..."
Wu Xiuxiu hurriedly ran down and picked up the wine glass. The guests in the place were in an uproar again. Even Dahuang didn't pay attention to the Xia family they were talking about. They were all shocked and talking about it. But Xia Buer almost broke his stomach with laughter. This silly dog was obviously
I'm learning how to talk to him.
Dahuang’s cheap old lady suddenly knelt down on the ground and shouted excitedly to the sky: “I am grateful to the Immortal Xuannv for blessing me and making my son return to normal. Our family will serve the Immortal from generation to generation and praise your great kindness.
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"Thank you to the Immortal Xuannv for your blessing..."
A large group of people hurriedly followed and knelt down on the ground, each banging their heads. However, not everyone knelt down this time. A small number of people all looked at Xia Buer, with disgust on his face.
frowned, and they all curled their lips indifferently.
"Sir! Something happened..."
A maid suddenly ran in from outside the door, leaned over and whispered a few words to the mature woman. The mature woman's face immediately changed, she looked at Wu Xiuxiu and said in shock: "Did your mother go to the Immortal Temple to recruit great immortals? Some people said she was there
I took off all my clothes on the street and looked for people to dance with!"
"What?"
Wu Xiuxiu's face turned pale suddenly, her legs went weak and she almost collapsed on the ground, but Xia Buer sneered: "Sister! It seems that Huang Daxian doesn't obey your orders, otherwise why would the floods wash away the Dragon King Temple?